A crack story dedicated to the Fate/GO movie that came out. I really love it, even though it's a bit short for my taste. Caster!Cu is awesome!

This is a 'what if' story when the MC, Ritsuka Fujimaru, summoned a lot of servants and they hang around in Chaldea. When you gathered so many Servants in one place, you'll get chaos and comedy no matter where you go.

Anyway, you need to at least played Fate/GO to have a grasp wth is going on. Just saying.

Welp, Enjoy! Also, anyone want to be friends with me in Fate/GO? I'm lonely.

DISCLAIMER! I OWN NOTHING!

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Untold Story: The Daily Life in Chaldea

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Ritsuka Fujimaru is perhaps the last hope that mankind has for survival. No, it's a FACT that he is the last hope of mankind for survival. He and everybody in Chaldea knew that. That's why, even being a commoner of no renown and little to no training in the art of combat or magic, Ritsuka tries his best to be a proper Master and Magus so he can save the world from certain doom.

Yet even against so much trial and crisis, the time traveling veteran still can't handle this one tiny problem that kept surfacing.

"WAAAAAHHH!"

Like now, for example.

Ritsuka jumped away from his bed to stare at the female form groaning on his bed, clearly awake from his manly scream. "Wha-wha-what are you doing here, Kiyohime?!"

Kiyohime slowly sit up from her sleeping position as the blanket covering her slowly slant down and reveal her naked form to Ritsuka, who, out of instinct, cover his eyes in the most utmost haste. Kiyohime herself is a beautiful girl with long light green hair, a pair of white bone-like horns on either side of her head and a pair of alluring golden eyes. "My love, what is the matter?" She asked while rubbing her eyes. "And why are you covering your eyes?"

"W-Why are you naked?!"

"Why?" She tilted her head in confusion, "Is it not a Bride's rights to sleep without clothes next to their Husband?"

Of course that's the logic she's using. Kiyohime, as per her declaration, is a Servant that fights for love, and again as per her declaration Ritsuka, her Master, is the reincarnation of her old lover Anchin and by that logic he is her husband and/or lover. Now while he didn't really see much of a problem with it at first, the fact that she's really delusional and dangerous means that she can and probably will kill him if he say or do something she deemed as wrong. For example: Trying to kill her fellow Servants just because they've talked to him a 'bit too close'.

It took a while before she calmed down from that 'overly possessive' phase, but she still maintains some of it and it didn't change the fact that she's really, REALLY dangerous, command seal or not. The fact she's a dragon also don't make it any better.

"L-Listen Kiyohime barging in my room without permission is not allowed and—"

Several knocks on the door of Ritsuka's room interrupted him. "Little Puppy, you awake? Breakfast's ready. Mashu asked me to wake you up." The knocks gets louder, "Are you awake or not?! I'm coming in!"

Oh god not her! "Elizabeth wait-!"

The door slide open and revealed a beautiful, pink hair loli with a pair of bone-like horns on her head, her black gothic outfit revealed a bit too much of her upper non-developed body and a single black tail can be seen swaying left to right behind her, coming out of her large black puffy skirt. "Oh so you're awake—" She stopped. Her blue eyes stare at the naked form of Kiyohime lying on the bed. "… Y-YOOUUUUU!" She suddenly snarled and glare at both Ritsuka and the female Servant. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU TWO DOING?! YOU PERVERT!"

Kiyohime return he glare with one of hate, "Ara, is it wrong for a Husband and Wife to do their duty? You're interrupting, so please leave."

The rebuttal seems to only make Elizabeth angrier. "YOU LAND LIZARD HUSSY! SHE'S NOT YOUR HUSBAND!" Prana and killing intent burst out of her body.

"Hm." Kiyohime stood up on the bed and proudly showed her creamywhitesoftskin to the occupants of the room. "I will destroy you, pathetic dragon, for your transgression upon our love nest." With a blind flash a blue kimono suddenly materialized on her body. "Prepare to be destroyed."

"YOU'RE the one who's going to be destroyed, lizard!"

Ritsuka, befitting of a Master of many and veteran of multiple Holy Grail Wars, begin to defuse the situation. "Wait please both of you calm down! I can explain—"

"I will exterminate all of the liars who ran from me—"

Oh no!

"I'll let you hear the greatest hit of the Servant World!"

"Please don't use your Noble Phantasm here!" Ritsuka is now panicking. "I'll die!"

"Tenshin, Kasyou Zanmai!"

"Báthory Erzsébet!"

"AAAAAHHHHH!"

A mighty explosion erupted inside Chaldea that shook the entire foundation. All the occupants that felt it look around expecting an attack, but then realized it's probably another one of Ritsuka's Servants shenanigans and went back to what they're doing.

Yeah, they're used to it by now.

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"I am impressed that you survived that, Master."

Ritsuka sighed in dismay at his situation. "I was thinking I was going to die, too." He can't feel anything from his body, "Thank you for saving me, Medusa." Then he blush a bit, "And, well, for carrying me."

Medusa is an alluring woman with long, purple hair; an hourglass figure that will make all normal male paused and a revealing, black tight dress that doesn't hide her figure. "It is no problem, Master." Her voice is calm and matured; clearly not bothered by the male she's carrying piggy back style. "It is a Servant duty to save their Master from danger." Although her eyes are covered by a black cloth Ritsuka knew she's looking at him with a teasing glance. "However, the next time I have to save you from angry Servants you must allow me to carry you bridal style."

"What?! WHY?!"

"Why not?" Her face and voice showed no hint of emotion, but the Master just knew she's secretly smirking. "It is more efficient."

"No it's not! And it's embarrassing!" He's still has a pride as male, damn it!

"Ah, but are you not already like a Princess? Always being saved by others. Or perhaps a Harem King? I wouldn't mind calling you 'Your Majesty' and serving you every night."

Ritsuka face turned red instantly at what Medusa's implying. "N-No! Don't call me that!" He can't imagine what the other would look at him if she starts to call him that! Or even Mashu's expression!

"Then do you prefer 'Daddy'? Dr. Roman told me some men prefer to be called that."

"NO!"

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As they step into the bustling cafeteria all conversation stopped as they stare at an injured Ritsuka being piggy back by Medusa. All eyes held different emotions at the new arrival, some looked worried, some looked surprised, some looked amused and other looked jealous.

"S-Senpai?!" A voice suddenly echoes through the now silent establishment as a blur of purple stopped next to the due. "Are you okay?! What happened?!"

The black hair Chaldea Master looked at the owner of the voice, staring at a beautiful girl with short, purple hair and wearing an outfit that suspiciously resembles a school uniform. "I'm fine, Mashu. Just… A bit of a scuffle."

Mashu Kyrielight is the owner of the title of 'Kouhai', and the resident Demi-Servant. "A scuffle? With who? And where's Elizabeth? I've sent her to get you."

"Our Master was caught between a pair of Noble Phantasm from Kiyohime and Elizabeth." Medusa suddenly said, which made Ritsuka flinched. "I was passing by when it happened. They're both currently are tied up with my chains in his room. Oh and it need another repair." She added.

Hearing that, most of the occupants went back to their food and continue whatever it is their doing. As mentioned before, most of them, especially the Servants are used to this kind of thing.

It's the curse of a Harem Protagonist and the Master of quirky Servants.

"Muahahaha!" A haughty voice belonging to a man with golden hair and flamboyant clothing's roared through the room. "You can't even control your harem, boy? And you dare care yourself my Master? You have a lot to learn! Here, I'll show you!" He walked to a beautiful, yet handsome blond hair girl wearing a white blouse and blue skirt. "Saber! No, Artoria! Undress and bend over!"

Artoria Pendragon, the mighty King Arthur, choke on her food at the declaration of the order. She then death glare the flamboyant man and wishing he was dead. "No." Was her answered to the order.

"No? I am the King of Heroes! You can't say no to me—" He was interrupted when a bowl of rice suddenly hit him directly on his face, courtesy of Artoria.

It was a cue for disaster. "FOOOOOOD FIIIIGHT!" Someone from the crowd yelled out as the Servants and some Chaldea employees started to chucks food and utensil everywhere as if abiding to the declaration.

It's chaotic, it's uncontrollable; it's… the everyday life in Chaldea.

Ritsuko, still being carried by Medusa, cries as his 'horse' starts to maneuvers to evade projectile in the form of food.

Why did this happen to me…?

It took a pissed off Emiya, who is the chef that prepared most of the food, Jeanne D' Arc, as the 'de vacto' leader of the Servants, Hercules, as per the request of Ritsuko, and Altera, as per her duty to destroy 'bad civilizations that ruined her breakfast time', that peace reign once more in Chaldea cafeteria.

For now.

FIN?

It's short, but I really like it. What do you guys think? Should I continue it? Leave it on the review section! Cause it feed my ego!

And if you have any request for, like, MC X SOMEONE then please put it on the review. I might be kind and do it.

CIAOU!

Chaldea/Dr. Roman Master Profile (Incomplete):

1. Ritsuka Fujimaru, the Harem Master of Servants.

-Class: Harem Protagonist

-Servants: A lot

-Looks: Handsome/cute (According to several testimonies)

-Personality: Kind

-Luck: ? (E-A++)

-Endurance: Soldier Level (Thanks to his experience running around in the missions), can be improve to a lot more if several conditions are met.

Noble Phantasm:

-The Kind Smile of a Harem Master (EX): Once activated, almost all female and even some male servants are affected with [Pure] Charm that will make their heart go 'Doki-Doki'. Not even Altered Servants are safe.

-The Dumb Luck of a Harem Master (EX) (Passive): This skill allowed a Harem Master to survive any life threatening situation made by one of their harem/potential harem members.

-The Density of a Harem Protagonist (A++) (Passive): This skill made the Harem Master to be dense as all hell against subtle sexual/romantic advances.