A/n: Ok, here's the chapter. Miroku and Sango lemon didn't get too many
votes... sorry guys...
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Chapter 5:
Planet of the apes!!!
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Inu Yasha and Kagome we're acting all cuddly and stuff when suddenly! A heard of ape people rode across the shore on horses. "We've come for the woman." The leader stated with a grunt.
"HOLY SHIT THEY TALK?!?!?!?!?!" Inu Yasha gasped.
"Ewwwww, hairy men." Kagome's face twisted into a soured look.
"Like I said," The monkey man repeated, "We come for the woman."
"Riiiiight.." Inu yasha raised his eyebrow.
The monkey man raised his eyebrow higher.
Inu Yasha raised his higher.
The monkey raised both his eyebrows up so far that. They fell off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the monkey man screamed running around in circles with no eyebrows.
((Suddenly Hime-Chan00 dies from laughing so hard))
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Matt: (from Demon slave) **walks into Hime's room and moves her dead body off the chair sitting down and typing**
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Suddenly, the monkey man disappeared and there stood Matt, Sango, Kagome, Kag's mom, Sango's mom, Ursula and Rin glomp onto Matt.
"WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!!"
Inu yasha, Sesshoumaru, the dad's, and all the people so far that we've heard in this story that are male bow to Matt.
"Oh holy Matt, you are our savior..."
"Yes, yes I know, I know... bow down to me slaves..." Matt smirked, "I'm sorry, I cannot love you Kagome, Sango, the mom's and Rin... I love.. Hime!!!!" Matt turned through the crowd of girls to Hime in the back wearing a princess outfit with big shining eyes and hearts around her.
"Oh Matt!!!!!" Hime glomps onto Matt.
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Hime: "Uhn.. What the? I LIVE!!!" **sees Matt typing on the computer** "HEY!!!!!!!!" **tackles Matt**
****Censored****
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Hime: "I am sorry YOU'RE MY FIANCÉ fans... Matt, is dead. And I. Am not... And this whole chapter was based on too many ho-hoes and ding-dongs... I am sorry.." **walks away from computer dragging Matt**
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Review for my silly little chapter!!!
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Chapter 5:
Planet of the apes!!!
~*~*~*~*~
Inu Yasha and Kagome we're acting all cuddly and stuff when suddenly! A heard of ape people rode across the shore on horses. "We've come for the woman." The leader stated with a grunt.
"HOLY SHIT THEY TALK?!?!?!?!?!" Inu Yasha gasped.
"Ewwwww, hairy men." Kagome's face twisted into a soured look.
"Like I said," The monkey man repeated, "We come for the woman."
"Riiiiight.." Inu yasha raised his eyebrow.
The monkey man raised his eyebrow higher.
Inu Yasha raised his higher.
The monkey raised both his eyebrows up so far that. They fell off.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the monkey man screamed running around in circles with no eyebrows.
((Suddenly Hime-Chan00 dies from laughing so hard))
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Matt: (from Demon slave) **walks into Hime's room and moves her dead body off the chair sitting down and typing**
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Suddenly, the monkey man disappeared and there stood Matt, Sango, Kagome, Kag's mom, Sango's mom, Ursula and Rin glomp onto Matt.
"WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!!"
Inu yasha, Sesshoumaru, the dad's, and all the people so far that we've heard in this story that are male bow to Matt.
"Oh holy Matt, you are our savior..."
"Yes, yes I know, I know... bow down to me slaves..." Matt smirked, "I'm sorry, I cannot love you Kagome, Sango, the mom's and Rin... I love.. Hime!!!!" Matt turned through the crowd of girls to Hime in the back wearing a princess outfit with big shining eyes and hearts around her.
"Oh Matt!!!!!" Hime glomps onto Matt.
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Hime: "Uhn.. What the? I LIVE!!!" **sees Matt typing on the computer** "HEY!!!!!!!!" **tackles Matt**
****Censored****
#HR_($NG_$RNVRWNPVUWREBN(_$ENFONVDLJBV_(UENG$@ G(ENBVRBG:ENV{WE*OHV($NF"VNDOBV(W$HG+$%GH($BNBVISFUDBV_(WR&HG_(W$BNG{RWUBG{R WVH_RWH(V&RVBRNV:RWNVRBBVR{G
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Hime: "I am sorry YOU'RE MY FIANCÉ fans... Matt, is dead. And I. Am not... And this whole chapter was based on too many ho-hoes and ding-dongs... I am sorry.." **walks away from computer dragging Matt**
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Review for my silly little chapter!!!