I present you one of the latest MHWH series, My Harem Is A What Harem: Ultimate Edition?! A crossover between Naruto and X-overs!

Originally, I was going to involve this chapter and other story in mass update but something come up and it force me to change the plan…Let me explain…

The reason why I'm planning a mass update is because I'm going into a temporary hiatus in order to focus on my youtube projects and I don't know how long it'll take since I'm planning to make roughly fifty to hundred videos first to cover a year and few months in advance (Planning to update weekly).

That was my original plan but few days ago, I kinda got recruited by a friend for his game project. Just brainstorming and nothing else. He know that I'm always imaginative and make up a lot of things for stories (Beside fanfiction, he don't know about them). He offers to teach me few lessons with game developing and I can't say no to free stuff and that would benfit both of us, he'll get a helper and I learn something new that I can follow one of my many dreams…So…With setting Youtube channel up and working with his project, it'll be pretty busy time for me.

Because of that, I'm putting up a poll in my profile for the update and it will end in about a week. So please check the profile as soon as I put it up…Before you vote, read the poll section in my profile for clear explanation.

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That is the ninth and final installment of MHWH series and before anyone ask, it's AU and different from first MHWH story but you will see some similar scenes from other story. In this story, Naruto will end up with a mass harem and guess what? It's ALL of females! EVERYONE, involving Naruto girls for example! (No mass genderbender, I repeat, no mass genderbender) It's merged with all MHWH harems and many more that are not involved. Yes, there will be some unique OC and semi-OC in that one.

Unlike most MHWH stories, it will take place AFTER and about everyday life of Naruto's struggle with his ridiculous huge diversities harem! You think having a large harem is awesome? Think again! I highly recommend you to save this story for later if you don't want to be spoiled by anything because some will be carried over from other MHWH series.

How he ends up with them, I'll leave that to your imagination.

Most of his wives will have hyphenated last name so remove his last name from their name if you plan to look any characters up…But there will be semi-OC and OC characters from other MHWH stories (I'll let you know if they are OC if you haven't read some certain stories). Oh! And most dead characters are alive (It's an AU and fanfic, go along with it.)

Warning: May contain spoilers (Story and harem members for a certain fic) and many contents (From normal stuff to taboo).

A little more details about this story in bottom AN.

Most characters might be OOC but I'm trying my best.

Enjoy the first chapter of MHIWH: UE?!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything mentioned in this story.

Chapter 1: Naruto Have A What Harem?!

"Naruto, here's the mission reports." Shikamaru entered the hokage office with stacks of paper before he raises his eyebrow at the sight of Naruto snoring on sofa, "…Wake up, Naruto, it's almost afternoon."

"Gimme two more hours…" Naruto muttered in his sleep, "Go away."

"But you still have to finish paperwork." Shikamaru glanced at towering paperwork, "It has to be done by four."

"I'll use kage bunshin." The hokage grunted tiredly and his advisor gives out a sigh.

"Troublesome." Shikamaru placed the report on his desk, "Why are you tired in morning? Did you stay up late…" He paused, "Never mind, I don't want to know…"

"It was a game night." Naruto waved his hand lazily up in air, "I was playing a new game board that Roka-chan come up with and everyone join us so it went on for a pretty long time…" He sighed, "Thank kami for kage bunshin."

"Which wives are you thanking?" The lazy genius asked.

"Dammit, Shikamaru, that was just a figure of speech." Naruto sit up with a glare.

"Anyway, you're tired because of a game night?" Shikamaru drawled.

"…N-No, then we end up playing strip version and…" The blushing hokage rubbed the underneath of his nose.

"Stop!" The lazy genius held his hand up to him with paled face, "I do not want to know. I do not want to hear anything about what you're doing with my mother!"

"Oh, sorry." Naruto scratched his head with a sheepish chuckle, "I forget I'm married to your mother."

"Honestly, do you even keep track with your wives?" Shikamaru deadpanned with twitching eyebrow.

"Hai, I do." The hokage replied with his hands up, "It's just that I'm too tired to think straight right now." A yawn escape his lip before he cover his mouth, "Just let me nap for a bit." He lied down, "Run along, sonny."

"If you weren't married to my mother, I'll…" The grumbling advisor walked out of his office with twitching eyebrow.

"Love you too, son." Naruto hollered back with a jokily smirk.

After his nap, Naruto was able to finish everything early and he decides to use free time to read a book while eating his ramen. A creaking door snaps him out of his reading and the blonde look up to see Asui-Uzumaki Tsuyu with a wrapped bento in her right hand. "Hello, Naru-kun." Tsuyu gave him her unique smile as she approaching his desk, "I would ask you about your work but I see that you're done for the day."

"Hai, can you keep it a secret?" Naruto rubbed his head with a light chuckle, "I don't want to pissed some girls off if they know that I stayed in office after business."

"Mmm, it depends." Tsuyu plopped down on sofa, her long tongue flick out to her cheek. "What do I get to keep your secret?"

"Um, anything you want…" The hokage stared at his wife as she unwrapped her bento, "Beside sex in office. I almost got caught the last time you come here…" 'Like everyone else.' He thought, Naruto don't know why most of his wives like to do it in his office during the daytime."

"Relax, you make me satisfied last night." Tsuyu turned to him with crossing arms on her chest, "Until you want to go another round with me, you perv?"

"I-I-I-I'm not pervert!" Naruto stuttered with red face.

"Liar." The slouching girl teased as her husband tried his best to calm himself down before she tap her chin, "Let's see, what should you do for me?" She changes her seat from sofa to Naruto's lap, leaning her side against his chest with bento on her lap and she look up to him. "Give me a little peck and feed me."

"I can do that." He gave her a quick peck on her forehead before he starts to feed her with chopsticks as she snuggles up to him, "Are you getting using to your new home?"

"Yes." Tsuyu ate sausage from his chopstick with a tiny nod, "It has been seven months so I'm used to Konohagakure by now. Of course, the technologies and techniques play some part in that." She think about some certain technology that was created from fusion of few energies before she look into his eyes, "What about you?"

"Me?" Naruto raised his eyebrow.

"Are you getting used to your ultra harem?" Tsuyu's tongue flicked out with index finger on her chin.

"I-I'm getting there." He wrapped his arms around her waist as his chin rest on top of her head with a sigh, "I still can't believe I end up with so many wives…"

"Over thousands." Tsuyu hummed, "I heard of 'love knows no bounds' but this is ridiculous." She gazed at him, "You're a super loveable perv."

"I'm not a one." Naruto muttered.

"You are." She smirked, "After all, you have an ultimate harem, ranging from loli to grannies, human to interspecies, your family members from mother to daughters, good to evil, A to Z…"

"I-I-It's not my fault I end up with everyone." He cut her off with embarrassing blush before he gives her a look, "And I have to point out that you're a pervert too. I mean, you like to keep doing this thing with your tongue."

"And you enjoy it, you perv." Tsuyu giggled.

"…E-Eat up." Naruto offered her another piece after few moments of silence.

"Mmm, by the way, we're going to have theme tomorrow since it's first day of week." She took a bite.

"…Oh, log-sama, no…" He tilted his head back with a shiver, "W-W-What kind of theme is it this time?"

"It's not going to be naughty maid theme since we already did that last month." Tsuyu said, "Maybe it's going to be something that we haven't use for a while."

"You know what'll it be so please tell me…" Naruto pleaded with her, "Give me a hint, I need to steel myself for tomorrow."

"Nah, you know the rule." Tsuyu's tongue flicks his nose lightly, "You can't know anything about the theme and it's always surprise."

"And yet, you or anyone kept telling me when it comes up." He muttered under his breath, he can't handle the theme because they always wear certain outfits or do something crazy and he still don't know who start it in first place. 'I bet it's Kaguya.' Naruto guessed.

"Still can't figure out how it all starts?" The slouching girl spoke up as her husband blink rapidly at her, "It's written all over your face."

"Ah, yeah." Naruto sighed, "I remember the first theme, it was so right out of blue. To this day, I wonder who was the one that starts it all…Along with harem." He gazed at her, "Do you?"

"Nah." Tsuyu closed the now-empty bento, "Toru, Mina and Ochaco told me about it and I went along with it because it sounds like fun." She tilted her head again with finger on her chin, "I told few others about it."

"Is that so?" He scratched his cheek lightly, it sound like a chain letter and he may have to follow it all way back to the original…But that would take days, courtesy of his ultimate harem.

"Say, you're going out with your friends tonight for a drink, right?" She stood up, brushing her skirt down.

"Yeah." Naruto nodded, "I won't be back home until about nine." He gazed at her, "Do you want to join us? I'm sure the guys won't mind it."

"Nah, I was told to remind you not to overdo it." Tsuyu replied.

"Let me guess, Chichi?" The blonde shinobi sweatdropped.

"She's not the only one." She smiled with her eyes, "I guess they don't want to repeat the incident from last time."

'O-O-One time and they never let me live it down.' Naruto rubbed his temples with a deep sigh, receiving a small giggle from his slouching wife.

"I'll be going now." Tsuyu gave him a wave as she left his office, "See ya later."

"Back at you." He called out to her before he resumes his reading for few hours.

"I saw a hottest babe at a store and I was about to introduce myself to her…" Kiba smashed his mug on the table as his friends shift away from him to avoid spray spill from his drink, "Until I saw the fucking Uzumaki wedding ring!" He direct his glare at his hokage, "How the hell did you land this babe, you motherfucker?!"

"Um, I have no idea what you're talking about." Naruto said slowly at loss for words. "Which one were you talking about…"

"I don't know, she looks like a hot model with nice tits and ass." Kiba grumbled, "Redhead."

"…I get some good guesses on whom you're talking about." The blonde hokage rubbed his head before he give him a dirty look, "Please don't perv on my wives or I'm gonna beat you up then tell your mother and sister about it when I get home."

"You motherfucker…" Kiba's eyebrow twitched.

"That's a fine fitting nickname for dickless." Sai smiled, "After all, he fuck his own mother and mother of others." He cup his chin with a nod but everyone just ignore his comment like usual.

"Boss is so lucky." Konohamaru sipped his drink through straw, "I wish I have a hugeass harem of wives."

"Same here." Kiba agreed, 'Minus couple types…' He doesn't say it out loud or risking Naruto's cruel pranks and his wives' wrath.

"Um, I'm very blissful to be loved by many but there're some cons to that." Naruto scratched the back of his head.

"Oh, like what?" Choji asked curiously, munching some chips.

"Where can I start?" The hokage hummed with crossed arms, he doesn't know what to start with.

"I know!" Konohamaru snapped his fingers before he point at his boss, "Some have same personalities and it feel like you're dating same person over and over. Am I right?"

"No, not at all." Naruto shook his head, "While they have some similar personality, everyone has different likes and dislikes and we both make effort in our relationships…"

"Ah, it's your fembot wives!" Kiba spoke up, "You can't get it on with…"

"Finish this sentence and I'll put you on D-rank missions for five years." The hokage's eyebrow twitched, "Not all relationship is about sex. It's communication and efforts." The shinobis don't know that it's possible to have intercourse with fembots but…'There is no way I'm gonna tell them about my love life.' Naruto rubbed his forehead with an exhaust.

"Why don't we start off with something easy like…" Rock decide to speak up to stop other from guessing, "Dere types? Like Tsundere and Yandere."

"…How you know these terms is still beyond me." Sasuke deadpanned at the green beast.

"At first, I always get confused by the girls who are Tsundere and still do because…" Naruto thinks back to some recent events.

Naruto spot Aisaka-Uzumaki Taiga leafing through some magazine on couch and he tiptoe up behind her with a wide grin before he wrap his arms around her in a hug as he kiss her cheek. "Hey, hon…" Naruto laughed before she suddenly ram his face with the back of her head.

"Don't do that, baka!" Taiga screamed with hand on her kissed cheek as her husband roll around on floor, clenching his nose. "You just scared me! And w-why did you kiss me for? I'm not in mood for whatever you're thinking about!"

"S-S-Sorry, I won't do th…" Naruto muttered before the palmtop tiger suddenly saddle him with a red face and closed eyes as she puckered her lips up timidly.

"B-B-Be gentle, darling." She whispered and he stared at her puzzlingly with a small sweatdrop before he kisses her, only to receive another headbutt.

The group stares at him as he lift two fingers up, "For yandere…"

"Thank for your help." Naruto waved at a secretary as she left the room with paperwork and he turn around, only to cry out frightened at a sudden appearance of his two wives with chilling expression. "Y-Yuno-chan? A-Ayano-chan?" He took few deep breaths with hand over his heart, "You just scared me. What bring you two he…"

"Who's the bitch?" Gasai-Uzumaki Yuno cut him off, "She's not one of your wives or anywhere on the love list."

"Are you cheating on us, senpai?" Ayano hissed and Naruto sweated at a rusted kunai in her hand, "Do I have to kill this bitch?!"

"No, no, no!" Naruto waved his hands at them, "I will never cheat on my lovely wives, you know me! She's just a secretary and she has no interest in men!" They stared at him for few moments before beaming grins and blushes break out on their faces.

"He call us lovely, hehehehe." Ayano cupped her face happily, swaying her skirt around.

"Of course, you're always loyal and faithful to us." Yuno giggled giddily, "Please forgive us for suspecting you, honey."

"Y-You're forgiven…" He released a breath of relief as his yandere wives gush to each other. "…Wait, what's love list?"

"…W-Why did he marry these girls…" Shikamaru shivered to his best friend and his response was a simple shrug.

"Kuudere…" Naruto flicked his third finger up before Kiba stop him with a wave.

"Okay, I'll give you this but I still don't see any problem with that." Kiba muttered.

"Newlywed stage." Shino suddenly spoke up, "Very affectionate wives."

"Huh?" Almost everyone turned to him puzzlingly before Kiba raise his eyebrow at him, "What do you mean?"

"You're right." Naruto muttered, "When I get home, one of my affectionate wives greet me with kiss…Then other one want to receive a kiss…" He blushed with several sweat beads on the back of his head, "And next one and next one…" The blonde glance at Shino, "But I don't understand what you mean by newlywed stage."

"Because the other day…" Shino started his story.

Shino browsing through the goods in grocery stand in a market street and he spot Naruto walking by. He rise his hand up to say hello but a cheerful voice rang out, drawing the hokage's attention. "Darling-kun!" Naruto turned around to see a lean buxom woman with long pink hair running up to him with a shopping bag in right hand and many people can't help but to gaze at her large breasts that juggle with each step, her tight dress leave nothing to their imagination.

"Oh, Kyouko, my sweet honey!" Naruto grinned silly as Kyouko clasped his hands with hers, shaking them lightly in silly fashion. "Are you shopping?"

"Yes, it's my turn to cooking tonight." Kyouko singsong, "I got some fresh eels for unadon and I'm gonna feed them to my beloved darling. It's best for stamina boost."

"My adorable honey is so thoughtful." The hokage singsong as he pinched her cheeks, the tip of their noses rubs each other. "I love you, my sweet honey."

"I love you more, my darling!" She cooed and they kept going on and on, never notice how their behavior affects the people around them as they shy away from the couple. Shino can feel goosebumps break out all over his body from watching them.

The group, minus hokage, cringed at the story before Sasuke turn to his rival, "...Wait, aren't you married to her for four years?"

"Hai, but how is that a bad thing?" Naruto tilted his head with crossed arms.

'It's embarrassing to watch you acting like that with them in public.' Almost everyone share their thoughts as they recalling seeing him with some certain girls.

"Now think about it, I can see some cons to that…" Choji hummed.

"How?" Kiba looked at the chubby shinobi, "Like what?"

"It can get a little confusing because some have same name." The Akimichi heir said as some agreed with him, "Managing times with individuals without having some issues and many more."

"Managing was a little tricky at first but thankful, I have the best manager and kage bunshin goes long way." Naruto chuckled.

"…Fine, fine, you all win." Kiba threw his hands up, "Mass harem is good but it has a lot of cons."

"Like the fact that some of your wives are sworn enemies." Shikamaru drawled and they look at him odd for a moment. "Did you forget the battle between Batgirl and Harley the other day?"

"It was a spar." Naruto said.

"Naruto, this 'spar' destroyed fourteen stands, send five people to hospital and cost hundred grand ryo in damages." The lazy genius deadpanned at his hokage with everyone else.

"…" The hokage remain silent by sipping his drink, gazing away from the group and they decide to change the topic to spare Naruto for now.

Naruto walk toward to a large gate to a modest Japanese traditional house and he step through the gateway, a shimmer can be seen when he walk through it. He grins at the sight of a giant unique one-story traditional house, surrounding by several buildings, a giant hot spring and massive fields with some hills. It took a lot of work to build them and at same time, creating a link between a separate dimension and many dimensions around the world by integrating many reality-altering techniques and abilities together but it pay off in the end. Naruto step onto porch and he enter the main house as he remove his shoes. "I'm home!" He called out in case if anyone was near the foyer and Grayfia walk into his view with a basket of dirty laundry.

"Welcome home, Naruto-sama." Grayfia bowed to him before she turns away from him.

"Fia-chan, drop the sama." Naruto sighed at his maid-wife and she turns her head to him with blank expression.

"Naruto-sama, you know I will not drop the honorifics until I'm off duty." She said, "Give it up."

"Never." He shook his head as he approached her, "I'm not gonna stop asking you that until you do." He attempts to steal a kiss from her but somehow she saw it coming and stops him with index finger on his lip.

"I'm on duty, Naruto-sama." Grayfia spoke, "Please do not try to cause any inconvenience with me or any maids on the duty."

"I'm not gonna make some troubles…" Naruto muttered, he still don't know why some of his wives want to work as his professional maids and sometime, they would give him some mixed signals when they were in mood for a quickies or tell him not to do anything when they're on duty.

"Good." She turned around to walk away with swaying hip, "I'll give you a reward later after my duty if you don't."

"I'll hold you on that." He smiled, it was her way to tell him that she'll make it up to him. He walk few steps before several young teenager girls and women tackle him down, demanding for kisses and hug. 'Why does it always happen every time I come home?' Naruto stumbled back up on his feet with a tiny sweatdrop before he gives his wives their kisses and hugs.

Naruto put his pajama on in his bedroom and he sit down on his cal-king bed with a small yawn. "I wonder who'll sleep with me?" He said absentmindedly. While his kage bunshins sleep with his wives, six would sleep with him for a night then switch with other group the next night and they'll shuffle the rotation after everyone have their turns to mix things up. But it's different on Sunday because everyone sleep with him in a unique giant bedroom, something that still puzzled him to this day but he decide to let it slip since everyone's okay with it for some reason.

"Naru-nii!" He looks up to see his twin sister, Natsumi, enter his room in her orange pajama before she hop onto his bed, crawling toward him as she lick her lip with a foxy grin. "Wanna do a little quickie before the other sh…"

"Don't think about it, Natsumi." They both looked up to see their mother as Kushina walked in her skimpy red negligee and her daughter let an groan out. "Some complained about the dirty sheets because you can't control yourself."

"We were gonna do it on the floor." Natsumi muttered before she perk up, "Until we can go for mother-children threesome…"

"Not this time." Kushina lied down at her son's left side, "We promised Naruto that he'll get a few days off if we ever did something big like last night, remember?"

"Ugh, stupid promise." His twin plop down on her back before she roll to Naruto's right side, snuggle up to him. "…Can onii-chan give me a good-night French kiss?"

"Sure, Natsumi-nee." Naruto bended his head down to catch her lip in a heating French kiss and he break it few moments later.

"Can mommy has one too?" Kushina asked before she kisses her son with tongue for few moments and they hear a giggle at foot, causing them to look up to see Ayano in her loose black pajama.

"Senpai is so naughty." Ayano giggled crazed.

"Crap, Yandere-chan is gonna sleep with us." Natsumi deadpanned as the homicidal schoolgirl eagerly crawl to her husband and she immediately make out with Naruto in a very heated fashion, causing Naruto to flailing his arms around for few moments until she break it with string of saliva between their mouths.

"I love you, Naruto-senpai." The homicidal schoolgirl snuggled on his chest, inhaling his scent deeply with few sniffles.

"I love you too, Yan-chan." Naruto chuckled lightly at her and she blush happily at her nickname. Once again, the door swing open and he glance up to see Carmelita Fox-Uzumaki in her loose white t-shirt and a blue panty as she approach the bed with wide yawn. "Long day?" He asked with a tiny smirk.

"Yes, it was because Selina and Felicia decided to have a heist competition and the other took part in that." Carmelita climbed onto his chest next to Ayano with a exhausting sigh before she plant a kiss on his lips.

"Did you catch them in the end?" Naruto asked curiously.

"What do you think?" The foxgirl deadpanned and he assumes that she didn't get them by the tone of her voice. He open his mouth to say something but a exciting shout cut him off and he look up before his face turn red as Arahabaki-Uzumaki Nonko strut up to their bed in her birthday suit with Ravel, wearing a plain nightgown, in tow.

"Ya-hoo!" Nonko leap on the bed and her blushing husband adjusted his gaze away from her bouncing breasts as she crawl with some stumble, he can smell alcohol. "Wanna fool around before we go to sleep?" Naruto barely get a word out as the drunken oni suddenly make out with him before Ravel pulls her off him.

"Please don't do that." Ravel deadpanned, "Naruto-kun is still exhausted from last night, Carmelita too because of her job today and you're too drunk to think straight. I do not want to lose another night of sleep because you can't control yourself like…"

"What are you talking about?" Nonko lifted her gown up to reveal a orange lacy panty with a giggle as the blonde devil yelped out in embarrassment, "You wanna fool around too since you're wearing his favorite underwear."

"T-T-T-That's not truth!" The blushing devil quickly pushed her gown down with a shakily glare as Naruto's red face become more redder, "I-I-I'm wearing it because that's all I have left!"

"Liar!" The oni laughed sillier, "I saw you picking it out from the drawer, mumbling something about trying to get p…"

"GAH!" Ravel covered Nonko's mouth with her hands, a smoke exploded from the top of her head.

"N-Nonko-chan, you should listen to Ravel-chan and go to sleep." Naruto grinned nervously, trying to ease it up before someone finds out that…

"Ah, senpai's junior is poking me." Ayano giggled with heavy pants and his body stiffened up as they look at him with different expressions.

"You have boner right now?" Natsumi smirked at her brother.

"N-N-No, I…" Naruto tried to deny it but he feels someone grab his crotch.

"Oh, my, you do." Kushina smirked at him, "We better take care of it."

"W-Wait!" He gulped nervously, "C-Carmelita and Ravel don't want it because…"

"Suddenly, I'm not tired anymore." The foxgirl sit up with a purr and he tried to say something but Ravel suddenly kiss him, forced by Nonko before they all jump him.

'Dammit, I just want to sleep!' Naruto cried a river of tears as they tried to strip him down.

Whoever said harem is great really has no idea what he's going through and how hellish it can be sometime…

"N-N-Naru-kun, w-w-wake up. I-I-It's almost afternoon." He felt someone shaking him in his sleep.

"Good grief, they wear him out again." Naruto recognized their voices as Hyuuga-Uzumaki Hinata's and Haruno-Uzumaki Sakura.

"What time is it now?" Naruto muttered sleepily as he slowly sit up, rubbing his eyes.

"A quarter to eleven." Sakura replied.

"Is th…" The blonde slowly trailed off as soon as he opens his eyes to look at his wives before he notices their choice of attire with a raised eyebrow and faint blush. He recalling Tsuyu's statement yesterday about the theme starting this week. "…I-I-Is it swimsuit theme?"

"Y-Y-Y-Yes." Hinata's face lit up like a tomato, she wear a white string bikini that barely cover her privates and she was trying to cover herself up in vain as her body tremble in embarrassment.

"Naughty swimmers to be exact." Sakura muttered embarrassingly, she wear a very skimpy pink bikini with g-thong

"A-And high heels?" He glanced down at their shoes, Sakura and Hinata wear pink and white stiletto heels respectively.

"I-I-It's o-optional." The pink-haired kunoichi turned her red face away from him, "C-Come on, get up and take a sh…" She feels his hand grab her wrist and she slowly look at him to see a familiar glint in his eyes as he also grab Hinata's wrist. "R-Really?" She gives him a look, "You want to make it three days in row? Kami, you're so insatiable…" Sakura release a squeak as Naruto pull them into bed and he roll over them with a lewd grin. "Naruto! Don't you dare…" Moans break out within the bedroom.

It's wonderful to have an ultra harem!

And that end the first chapter of MHWH: UE?! Love it? Hate it?

Detail: Again, that is an AU and merged of all MHWH series, plus many characters that are not involved with any stories as you have seen in this chapter. It take place after the trip/marriage, you can say it's kinda a story after epilogue in a way. You will see a lot of characters pop in and out or mention someone and at same time, you will see some moments, problems or whatever going down within the ultimate harem.

What kind of things will we see next? Who'll make appearances and will we get spoiled by some certain things if anyone decides to read this story first? Let's find out next time!

Reason why I can't write (Blank) harem: Yandere harem…It's pure bloodbath because they won't share Naruto, due to their 'he belong to me' mindset and there's no sane person to talk them into sharing.

"Hey, Yandere-chan." Naruto walked into a red room and he pause with a blink, since when did he have a red room?

"Hello, Naru-kun!" Yandere character smiled cheerily as she hugged his arm, "Do you want to go out on a date with me?"

"Sure." He grinned before he look around, "Where's everyone else?"

"Oh, they decide to leave us, something about going home and thank you for helping them out." Yandere character lied with a charming smile, secretly nudge a decapitated head under sofa.

"Ah, is that so?" Naruto hummed as she lead him out, "It's a shame that they don't say bye to me before they go."

"I know!" Yandere character nodded her head, hiding her twisted smirk. Naruto belong to her and no one else!

If you like that 'Why I can't do blank harem' section, I can make more of that with each chapters until I run out of material. Give me anything and I'll give you my option with a example.

I think that's all I can say for now…Thank you for your time to read it.

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