AN: So I wrote another part to this. Loosely based on the movie Stratton that Tom Felton was in. No beta. There are spoilers if you haven't seen Stratton. Be amused.

Draco set his cup of tea on the table and looked at the people walking past his office. He looked down at the envelope on his table. There was no return address. He opened the large envelope and saw what was inside. He shoved the papers back into the envelope. He got up and closed the door to his office. He sat back down and looked at what was inside. He put the papers back into the envelope and left his office with it tucked under his arm.

Draco returned to his flat in London. He tossed the envelope onto the table. He reached into the cabinet and took out some firewhiskey. He didn't bother with a glass and took a large gulp. There was a knock on his door and he reached for his wand. He walked to the door and looked through the hole and saw that it was Harry Potter of all people. Draco opened the door.

"What are you doing here?" Draco asked

"Blimey, you really are here, living as a muggle" Harry said

"What do you want?"

"I need to talk to you….about her"

"There's nothing to more to say. She ended it, come to have a go at me too?"

"No, there's something wrong with her"

"What do you mean?"

"Can we do this inside?"

Draco stepped aside and let Harry into his apartment. Draco closed the door.

"What happened?" Draco asked

"She's been acting really strange, really really strange. Like it's not her"

"You think someone polyjuiced her?"

"Maybe, I'm not sure, but it's not her. She's not acting right. She's eating food that she hates, then hating food she normally loves. She hates her cat, and she's had him since school. Didn't you notice something different about her?"

"Yes, it was a month before she ended things. She was being strange. She was withdrawn, she didn't want me near her"

3 Months ago

Hermione was eating breakfast and reading the Daily Prophet. She laughed at how her and Draco had made the front page again.

"Honestly don't they have anything else to write about? " Hermione said as she ate her bacon

"Well we are the only interesting thing happening in the Wizarding world these days" Draco said taking a sip of tea

Hermione finished the bacon on her plate and reached over to Draco's plate who lightly smacked her hand away.

"No Granger, I share everything with you, but not this" Draco said

"Not even one piece?"

"It's never one piece, you end up eating the whole thing!"

"I do not!"

"You can always make more!"

"There isn't anymore. I forgot to go grocery shopping"

"Pity, since this is all mine now"

Hermione stood up and reached for his plate again. Draco grabbed her wrist to stop her.

"Granger"

"Oh now it's Granger?"

Draco stood up and pushed his plate aside. His hands grabbed her by the waist and lifted her onto the table. They slid to her jeans and started unbuttoning them.

"I hate these muggle jeans you wear, they're so tight" Draco said

"You like them tight, I see you staring at me" Hermione said as she took his belt off

2 months ago

Draco petted the house elf on the head and took the plate of bacon from it. He could hear Hermione walking down the hallway and motioned for the house left to leave. He turned around and smiled at her. She sat down on the table, reaching for her tea. Draco set the plate of bacon in front of her.

"Ugh, no, it's so greasy and the smell!" Hermione said pushing it away

Draco was shocked. Hermione loved bacon, and now she was pushing it away.

"Are you alright?" Draco asked

"I'm fine!" Hermione snapped

Draco picked up his tea and took a sip. He started eating his breakfast. Using the utensils, he started to eat. Hermione glared at him and he paused.

"What's wrong?" Draco asked

"Do you have to do that? Make all that noise when you eat?!"

"Hermione-"

"You'd think with your pureblood manners you'd manage not to scrape your utensils on the plate in such a loud manner!"

"What's gotten-"

Hermione got up and left. Draco set his utensils down and followed her back to their bedroom. He found her in the closet, looking at his shirts. She was examining his shirts for some reason.

"Hermione, what are you doing?" Draco asked

"Nothing" Hermione said as she put the shirt back on the hanger and walked out

"Something's going on with you"

Hermione covered her nose and looked around.

"What is that smell?" Hermione asked

"What?"

Hermione walked over to him and sniffed him.

"It's you! You reek!" Hermione said

"What are you talking about?!"

"It's your cologne! It smells horrible! Go shower! NOW!"

"Are you mad?"

"Go shower!"

"If you just wanted me naked you just had to ask"

Draco started to undress and Hermione took his cologne bottle and tossed it into the trash. Draco had hoped she would join him in the shower but she didn't. Draco came out of the shower with a towel around his waist and saw Hermione tossing various things out into the trash.

"What are you doing?" Draco asked

Hermione looked up and saw Draco standing there, dripping wet. She reached out and pulled the towel from his body. She pounced on him and they fell onto the floor.

"Why is Pansy owling you?" Hermione asked

"It's Pansy, why does she do anything?" Draco said

"I hate her owl, It always keeps biting me"

"It bites everyone"

Draco took the letter from the owl and the small package tied to its let.

"What does she want?" Hermione asked

"She's asking me to lunch" Draco said opening the package

Hermione looked over and saw Draco pull out a bottle of cologne. He opened it to smell it.

"Pans did always have good taste" Draco said

"Why is she buying you perfume?!"

"You hated the one I was wearing, she went to Italy with Blaise and picked this up for me. She's my friend, that's what friends do"

"She wasn't always your friend"

"That was ages ago, we were children"

Hermione picked up the bottle from him and took a sniff. Pansy did have good taste. She shoved it back at him and walked away.

"What's wrong now?"

"Nothing"

"Everything I do is wrong, are you unhappy with me is that it?"

"You just want me to be the bad guy here don't you!?"

"You've been pushing me away for the past two months. You won't let me touch you, you won't talk to me, what do you want from me!?"

Hermione took the cologne bottle and threw it at the wall. It shattered.

"Are you mad?!" Draco yelled

"Yes I'm mad! I'm so mad right now!"

"At me?! For what?! What have I done!?"

Hermione just screamed out in frustration. She grabbed him by the shirt and pulled him down for a kiss. She started pulling his shirt out of his pants and then reached for his belt. They both fell onto the floor, pushing clothing aside and kissing. Hermione straddled him, and his hands went to her hips. One of his hands reached up and cupped her breast and it felt fuller to him.

"You always were a boob guy" Hermione said

Draco went into the briefing room. His team was facing a new problem. Here he was Agent Cummings, part of an elite group helping high level military personnel in muggle London. After the break up, he didn't go very far this time. He wanted to go back to America, and see how team Flash was doing. But they didn't remember him and so he had to start over again.

"Who's claiming responsibility for this?"

"Right now no one, surprisingly. They rather have us running around trying to figure out who it is for some reason" Draco answered

"They knew we were coming, there's a leak here"

Draco rubbed his hand over his face. Apparently the agent he decided to become was really a double agent. He had sent the real Cummings away to Tahiti for a vacation. Draco was now being blackmailed by the same people responsible for the bombing. This was becoming too complicated for his taste. He just wanted a job to occupy his time but then Potter showed up on his doorstep talking about her again.

Harry showed up on Draco's doorstep again. Draco let Harry in and shut the door. Harry was holding a metal box and set it on the floor.

"What is that?" Draco asked

"This is now your problem now" Harry said as he tapped his wand on the box

The box opened and a hiss came out.

"What's in the box?!"

An orange blob dashed out and hid under his couch. Draco walked towards his couch, using his wand he levitated it to reveal the orange blob under it.

"Ginger beast" Draco said

Crookshanks looked up at him and meowed. He padded gracefully towards Draco and rubbed himself on Draco's legs. Draco levitated the couch back down.

"Honestly Potter, afraid of this ginger hairball?" Draco teased

"Hermione refused to let him stay at her flat. She shoved him at me and ordered me to take him away."

"Crookshanks what did you do to anger Hermione?" Draco asked

The cat meowed and walked off to explore the rest of the apartment.

"I'm telling you, it's not her. She would never treat Crooks like this"

"Are you sure you want to do this?"

"Yes, whoever is her apartment right now isn't her. And wherever she is, she's expecting us to help find her, or she's going to hex us to bits"

"Boy who lived afraid of a bushy haired witch"

Draco didn't understand muggle guns and why muggles liked to use them so much. But he knew they were effective. He sad in the backseat of a car, pointing a muggle gun at his co worker Aggy. He had to make sure agent Cummings disappeared. He oblivated her and replaced her memories of Agent Cummings killing himself. Unfortunately Aggy choose to drive into the bus depot where the terrorists were planting the bomb to blow up in the heart of London. He cast a disillusion charm on her and then quickly left the car. He was going to apparate home when the terrorists spotted him and started shooting. He ducked for cover. He heard a crack of apparition and looked over and saw Harry ducking down next to him.

"What did you do?!" Harry asked

"I had to oblivate her, but that was after I realized she drove to where the terrorists were!"

"We don't have time for this, we have to get to Mione's already"

"Potter going to let these muggles die? I never thought I'd see the day!"

Harry got up and shot off a few hexes and jinxes before disarming the terrorists. He sent a large stupify at them and transfigured their guns into teacups. Draco got up and looked around.

"Took you long enough, aren't you an auror? You need more training"

"There crisis averted"

"We have to find the bomb and destroy it"

"Lovely"

Harry walked through the Hermione's floo. He found her sitting on her couch eating ice cream. She was wearing a large oversized quidditch jersey, Draco's jersey, and large sweatpants. Her hair was down, it had grown out of the pixie and was now past her chin. She was surprised to see Harry.

"Harry, what are you doing here?" Hermione asked as she got up from the couch

"I wanted to talk to you about something. I ordered some food as well. It should be here soon. It's your favorite"

There was a knock on the door and Harry went to get it. Hermione got up and walked towards the door. Harry was locking and unlocking the locks not sure which one would allow him to open the door.

"Oh move over, let me" Hermione said as she pushed him aside

She unlocked the door and saw Draco standing there holding the food. He looked even better than the last time she saw him if that were possible. The man could fill out a suit. She then realized what she was wearing and how she looked. She immediately slammed the door shut. Harry opened the door while she ran into the bedroom. Draco walked in.

"This was a bad idea" Draco said

Harry ignored Draco and knocked on the bedroom door.

"Cmon Mione, just open the door" Harry pleaded

"No! Get out! Both of you!" Hermione yelled

"Just hear us out"

"NO!"

"I brought your favorite, it's curry"

"Leave it by the door"

"You're not going to eat it in your room are you?"

"Watch me"

Draco sighed and placed the bag in front of the bedroom door. Hermione walked to the door and stopped.

"What is that smell?!" Hermione asked

"What smell?" Harry asked

Hermione opened the door and picked up the bag of food. She sniffed it and shoved it back at Harry.

"It smells terrible. Get rid of it!" Hermione said as she pushed past them

"But you love curry" Harry said following her

"Stop following me!" Hermione yelled

"Incarcerous!" Harry yelled

Hermione screamed as she felt ropes wrap around her limbs and pull her up into the air.

"Are completely mad?" Hermione yelled

"You brewed polyjuice potion 2nd year, where did you brew it?" Harry asked

Draco looked over at her surprised.

"Girls' first floor toilets, with Moaning Myrtle"

"When you drank the polyjuice potion, who did you turn into?"

"I was suppose to turn into Millicent, but the hair wasn't hers. I ended up turning into...does he have to be here?!"

"Oh no, this is getting good" Draco added

"Who did you turn into?"

"A cat!" Hermione yelled

"When you kissed Ron the first time-"

"How is this relevant to anything!?" Hermione yelled

"Where were you when you first kissed him?" Harry asked

"In the chamber of secrets" Hermione answered

"Which horcrux did you destroy right before that?"

"The cup! Helga Hufflepuff's cup! Let me down!"

Hermione struggled with the ropes. Harry released her and set her back on the floor. Hermione punched Harry hard in the arm.

"Ow!" Harry whined

"That's for trying to tie me up in my own flat! Are you completely mad?!"

"You've been acting really weird lately Mione, and -"

"And what?! You couldn't just ask me what's wrong!? Ugh, that smell. Get it away from me!"

Hermione then ran to the sink and vomited. Both Harry and Draco were beside her, holding her hair back and patting her back.

"How long have you been sick?" Draco asked

"It comes and goes" Hermione said

"Do you need a healer?" Harry asked

"No, I'm fine. I'll live" Hermione said

"You should see a healer, just to make sure" Harry said

"You aren't listening to me. I said I'm fine. I've already been to a healer!" Hermione yelled

"And did they say what was wrong?" Harry asked

"Everything is wrong! Why can't you just leave me alone?! Why did you have to bring him?!"

"Mione, I'm your friend, you kicked Crookshanks out, you hate everything you used to love, you stay home all the time, you hide yourself away from the world. And you're wearing his quidditch jersey all the time now. You're miserable! And I just want to help you! Is that so wrong!" Harry yelled

"You had no right! It wasn't any of your business! And you hated him anyways! So why do you care?!"

"Because you're unhappy"

"I'm not unhappy! I'm pregnant!"

Both men stood there frozen and looked down at her stomach.

"How long?" Draco asked

"3 months" Hermione answered

"So you knew, you knew all this time and never told me. Why?"

"This isn't about you! This is about me! I'm the one who's pregnant!"

"It's about both of us! It's my child as well!"

"How could you do this!? How could you both be so irresponsible!?" Harry yelled

"Everyone needs to stop yelling!" Hermione said as she walked away

Hope you were amused.