Haha, WEEEEEEEEEE!

Rei walked through the halls slowly, udders bouncing up and down with each step. Taking a moment to pull her shirt down and smooth out her skirt; she resumed her walk.

"REI" she heard her name and turned her head, tits swigging wildly and knocking a underclassmen into a locker.

"Ahhhh" Rei smiled as she waved to her friend, "Takashi, aka the man I'll ultimately leave for Naruto-kun my new love interest; how are you today?"

"H-Huh" Takashi asked, face dropping as he stared at his childhood friend in bewilderment, "R-Rei, what are you talking about?"

Suddenly Takashi was being pushed from behind as a loud voice said, "Get to class!"

Turning his head, and trying his best to look over the girl's massive breast, Takashi responded, "Good morning to you too Saya".

"Don't call me by my first name!" the pink haired girl heaved, chest rocketing back and forth, "Only my one true love, Naruto-kun can call me that!"

"N-Naruto?" Takashi asked more so to himself than the woman in front of him, his eyes shooting back to the walking tit bag he had previously been conversing with, "Who the hell is Naruto?"

Suddenly, a gust of wind shot through the hall and suddenly a blond haired man stood before the trio.

"Ugh" he said as he slouched to make himself appear smaller and less visible, "I'm so moody and depressed".

"H-Huh?" Takashi was mystified as he looked at the man in front of him. Before he could come up with a better question, the blond suddenly stood straight up and pointed dramatically at the male.

"NOW I'M A TEACHER!" the man shouted at the top of his lungs.

Tits number two pushed a few strands of bubblegum colored hair from her glasses and said, "Naruto-kun/sensei!"

Loud steps could be heard, making all three students turned dramatically.

Two giant massive breasts flew this way and that as she swung her sword around wildly.

"Naruto-sensei Nii-chan is mine!" she sang as she stepped between the three and the blond.

"Bullshit tits!" Rei screamed as she stepped up to the purple haired woman who had interrupted her time with her savior and best friend Naruto, who she had just met.

"What the fuck is going on?" Takashi asked as Naruto suddenly turned around, drawing everyone's attention. Takashi couldn't help but gasp as he turned back around now much older and wiser.

"I'm now your counselor, and definitely ex military!" his voice now held a lower pitch as he looked down at the three young teens.

Takashi's eyes almost popped out of his skull as a literal boob began to roll through the hall, a loud sound coming from it.

"SHIZUKA-SENSEI" all three previous tit queen's voiced at the same time as the rolling boob came to a stop.

"Naruto-kun, there's a problem with my office, can we get drunk tonight and have sex?" it asked.

Now watching in horror at the events transpiring, Takashi began to back up.

"WAIT" the blond suddenly screamed, his strong arm grasping the now terrified teen.

Takashi, now visibly shaking as the girl's around him chest began to expand could only look through wide eyes as the blond man's eyes began to change color.

"I have the sha-rin-byuka-poke-gan!" Naruto shouted as he gripped the boy tighter, his eyes suddenly coming to a stop; now rain bowed as he whispered, "Now I will kill all zombie!"

Just like that Naruto sensei/nii-san/imouto/tono/cono/No kimi jumped out the window, shattering the glass in a fit of both rage and arousal.

"Who was that man?" a random pair of giant boobs as now standing next to Shizuka-sensei.

The breast slowly turned, slightly red as if it were blushing as it responded, "That's Naruto"

"Oh" the girl said as she stood there, looking at what remained of the now shattered window, "I love him".

Takashi could only watch in horror as dozens of breasts began to fill the hallway, all chanting the blond's name.

"What the fuck?"