A/N: The people in this anime disappoint me greatly, I'm sorry but they do.

Disclaimer: I do not own Shomin Sample or any of it's characters except for me, myself, and I. Shomin Sample is created by Takafumi Nanatsuki and Masato Jinbo. Please support the official release.

Anyways I hope you enjoy!

It showed me sitting in my desk at school with my head laid on the desk half asleep. "I'm so tired right now I could just... di-"

"Denzil!"

'Oh my GOOOOOOO-!'

I raised my head up off the desk and starred at the sight of my since-middle-school-friend, Karonda Griffin. I wonder what she wants this time.

"I just came by to ask if you could buy my coffee for me, please?" She asked giving me those puppy eyes that could make a true man crumble. To bad I'm not one of them. But I am a good friend so I might as well.

"Sure why not, I need something to do so I won't die of boredom." I stood up out of my seat. "You want the usual right?"

"Yes please."

It showed multiple pairs of feet running through the schools halls then it showed me walking out the classroom as Karonda waved to me. "Well I'm off, I'll be back in a few."

"Hurry back, ok?"

"Gotcha." As I walked out the door I heard the sound of running headed my way. I looked up and widened my eyes to see a bunch of muscular men stampeding towards me. "Oh shiiiiiiiit!" My vision went white before everything went dark. A while later I started to regain consciousness.

That's right, I passed out for some reason. But when I woke up, I was greeted to something heavily disturbing to me.

I woke up to see some muscle bound blonde guy repeatedly thrusting his groin at me while another guy kept flexing. I widened my eyes in horror then looked around to see I was in a limo, tied up, and surrounded by a bunch of buff guys who kept giving me a look which made me highly uncomfortable.

"W-what the...?!" I tried to get out of the ropes but shivered as one guy kept rubbing my face. My left eye twitched then I spotted a pair of scissors over on the far seat of the limo.

Coincidence? I think not!

I starred at them as my hair was fading to red with black tips. I closed my eyes then reopened them to show that they were now a piercing red before I grinned devilishly with my tongue hanging like a snakes and my teeth being razor sharp. It showed the limo I was in driving down the street as the sound of multiple loud girlish screaming came from the limo.

SCENE CHANGE

The limo pulled up to a fancy looking a school and stopped. The door opened and I walked out of the limo with my appearance being normal. I glanced back inside the limo to see the muscle men all beat up and bruised which made me cringe before the door closed and the limo rode off.

"Weird." I mumbled then looked in front of me to see a girl with black hair styled in a bob cut and wearing a maids outfit. "Hm?"

"Mr. Verser. Thank you so much for coming. I didn't wish to create a big scene so I chose this method."

"Well if that's what you were doing then you failed terribly! Who the hell are you anyway? And where the heck am I? I feel like I'm in a snobby rich kids domain... but without the snob." I said narrowing my eyes.

She gave me a questioning look before regaining her original demeanor and spoke. "Is this normally how you greet someone? How rude. You are a commoner through and through." She turned around facing the school. "I'll explain the particulars at a later time, but for now come with me." She said then began to walk through the gates of the school. I looked at the school for a bit then followed after her.

"Forgive me for not saying so sooner, but my name is Kujo Miyuki. Charmed to make your acquaintance." She introduced herself. Kujo then started to explain to me about the school. "This is a special school that takes in young ladies from highborn families, raising them with the traditions and formality of classical Japanese women, and whose existence is also kept a secret from society at large. Seikan Girls' School."

"So this is an all girls school huh? I see, if that's the case then why am I here?" I asked.

"This is the school you'll be attending as of today."

"Excuse me?"

"The arrangements have already been made."

"Excuse me?!"

"We have already received permission from your parents."

"Hold the shit up! What do you mean, the school I'm attending?! Why did my parents agree to this bullshit?! And why me?!"

"Now then, this way please."

"Don't you dare ignore me!!"

"This girls school could be called the school of the modern aristocracy. Naturally boys are prohibited."

"No shit."

She narrowed her eyes a bit. "Everyone on the premises is female, students and staff alike. There has not been a single exception."

"Until today." I smirked.

"...Correct. In recent years, a certain issue has arisen."

"A certain issue huh? Enlighten me."

"I'm the president, and a highschool kid at heart!" I stood in front of an... adult? With a very bubbly and bright personality. This is the headmistress of the school and I was currently in her office along with Kujo standing behind her.

The headmistress giggled then struck a pose. "Greetings."

"Uh..."

"And to you, continue madam president." Kujo said. The president looked at me with her hands placed together in front of her. "First of all, it looks like Ms. Miyuki was a little rough on you, and I know she's very sorry for that." She looked at the head maid. "Right? Tell him how sorry you are please."

I turned towards Kujo as she bowed. "I do hope you will forgive me." She then lightly clicked her tongue. "Hmph hmph, I'll consider your apology just this once. Don't let it happen again." I said smirking which made her narrow her eyes at me just a bit. Of course I noticed her click her tongue at me, I just don't care.

"So," I placed my arms behind my head. "Tell me more about this issue that's brewing."

Kujo started to explain the problem to me. "After the girls graduate, though they may live among the upper echelons of society. Once outside, they cannot avoid contact with the outside world." Kujo said. "As such, the students are generally shocked by the vast differences of school life and the life outside these walls. Many fall hard, some of them have begun playing online games."

"Wait wait wait... so that's the problem?" I asked a bit surprised.

"In these difficult times the consonants among school leaderships is that we need to inoculate our students so that they are better prepared for life after school." The president explained as well. "But it's a fine line," Kujo jumped back in. "And we must prepare them yes. But not at the expense of our tradition of fined excellence." She looked up at me. "And so... that brings us to you.

"Huh...?" Was my smart response.

"You were selected as this schools shomin sample."

"Shomin sample huh? I guess so, it's weird though."

"Incorrect, it's not weird at all. By inviting a simple commoner like yourself, by having you live here among our betters, our students will be more acclimated to life after highschool."

"Yes," The president said, which got me to look at her. "And with a boy we'll kill two birds with one stone." Oh I'm gonna be killing a lot of birds here.

"A lack of proper inoculation against the opposite sex has also been a problem for our students."

"Oh, that's one way of putting it. But you're going to fix all of that I'm sure."

"So why did you choose me again?" I asked.

Kujo then pulled out a small book and opened it. "Denzil Verser. Born on the 2nd of October, 18 years old, senior of the 1st prefectural high school. High score in the admissions test as well as in other aspects." She read from the book which I shrugged at. "Hobby is cooking, drawing, gaming, scissors, welding, blacksmith, likes to care of others, was nicknamed Verser-kun in middle school, and many people refer to you as senpai."

'Man she really did her homework.' I thought with a sweat drop rolling down my face. "Can be rated as a standard kind-hearted "commoner", qualified to be a sample candidate. However, has an overwhelming advantage compared to other candidates."

This made me raise an eyebrow in question. I don't remember having an overwhelming quality about myself that'll get me mostly picked for something like this, you'd think I'd know.

"Which is..."

I wonder what it is.

"He likes men."

"Not only that," The president says. "He has a muscle complex, which he can't get excited if it's not muscular men. He's a typical ga..."

"Let it be known to the fact that I nearly slaughtered every person in that limo if those scissors weren't so dull. Now you tell me if what you're saying is still true." I said with a neutral expression.

This made the president panic a bit. "So does this mean that the information is false?" Kujo asked. "No shit Sherlock, I don't have a muscle complex nor do I like those kind of guys." I simply said.

"So it was a miscalculation to prepare a muscular guy to reduce your stress when you were coming?"

"Well that explains why all those faggots were in the car when I woke up." I sighed.

The president put a hand to her cheek. "Oh dear." Kujo looked at her. "Yes. This can't be neglected just like that."

"What do you mean?" I asked.

"Verser-sama. I've told you that this is a special all girls school, right?" I nodded. "In a situation where you don't have a muscle complex... in order to protect our school's secret, we have to make you live in another place that isn't recorded on the map, forever."

"Eh...?"

"If we're going to let you stay in this school, in order to protect the students chastity... we have no choice but to cut off your genita-"

Before she could finish speaking, she was interrupted by a speeding and spinning object zooming pass both the president and Kujo's head, piercing itself into the wall behind them. They looked back to see it was a large pair of scissors then they looked at me to see that my appearance had changed to red hair with black tips, red eyes, and razor shark teeth.

This appearance brought some fear into the trembling president, and I noticed that Kujo flinched just a little but tried to hide that fact.

"Next time I won't miss. Now, I'm gonna go ahead and say that I'll go along with this, but don't expect to see me praising such a thing so often."

"Then I am relieved to hear that." Kujo responded. "I-I'm glad that you like men V-Verser-kun!" The president said, hiding behind Kujo the head maid. "No, headmistress, he loves men. Only men." Kujo corrected.

I started cackling like a mad man, which scared the president way more then it should have. "Believe what you want sugar tits! This world is only filled by lies anyway!"

"This is a strange occurrence, have I missed anything about a split personality?" Kujo asked herself as she referred back to her notes. My nose twitched then I started to huff a few times before I let out a full blown sneeze which reverted my appearance back to its original.

I looked around the room then at the two in front of me. "Sorry, that's my insanity." I scratched behind my head. The two looked at each other then at me for a while before Kujo walked over to the door. "Well no matter, it's time for you to meet your classmates."

It showed the the three of us standing in front of a classroom door. "This is the classroom you will be attending every morning." Kujo told me. "Remember, these young ladies have had almost no contact with boys, so be careful not to over stimulate them okay?" The president said.

You see, this is why you shouldn't tell me shit. I'll do the complete opposite.

"Don't worry prez, I gotcha." I gave a thumbs with a grin. After that the door was opened to show a classroom with girls standing in rows facing our direction. I starred at all of them then glanced up. 'This could get annoying fast, and things haven't even started yet.' I thought.

"I'll let you two take it from here Ms. Miyuki." I heard the president say. "As you wish madam president." Kujo responded.

One of the students stepped up. "My name is Reiko, I'm the committee chair person of the first years and as such I am at your service. Should you need anything at all please do let us know, on behalf of all of the first years, welcome. We're thrilled to have you among us." They all bowed as Reiko continued. "We look forward to four productive years of study."

I glanced back at Kujo and whispered to her. "You guys are gonna keep me here despite the fact that I graduate next year, aren't you...?" Kujo only nodded at what I asked. I sighed then gave the group of girls in front of me a smile. "Sup, names Denzil and I'm not much of your regular dude."

The girls began to chatter amongst themselves.

"Oh my!"

"I can't believe he really said that."

"I thought it was just an old wives tail but I guess commoner men really refer to themselves as "dudes"."

Reiko cleared her throat. "Ladies, please."

I then heard my phone ringing.

"What is that?"

"Did you just hear that strange sound?"

Kujo held my phone up and showed them it. "Ladies, stay calm it's under control."

"How did you get my phone?"

Kujo declined the call which was apparently from Karonda. "Great, now she's gonna be on my ass about not answering, thanks a bunch." I murmured.

"But... what is it?" Reiko asked. "This is called a cellular phone, or sometimes a smartphone depending on the model." Kujo explained to them.

"So strange... so square... so dainty to." Reiko said as she and girls starred at the phone with wonder. "As you can see, it's a smart telephone one can carry in there pocket. Such tools are widely used around commoners such as Denzil here."

"That. Is. Very. Neat!" They all went closer to get a better look as I baked away so I don't get caught in such commotion.

"I am beyond shocked."

"Imagine something so small and thin being used as a telephone?"

I could only sweat drop at this entire scene in front of me.

"Pardon me, but would it be alright if I held it in my hand?" One of the girls asked Kujo, to which she allowed. "But of course." The girl took the phone with a smile. "Thank you, that's very kind." She then looked at... me? "Oh my, it's so dainty."

"Imagine regularly using a contraption as amazing as this!"

"It's wonderful, commoners truly are marvelous!"

Hey so uh... can I have my phone back? I feel naked without it.

(A/n: Alright so due to the fact that I can't explain the scene anymore, because it's getting way to complicated and boring, I'm gonna time skip)

TIME SKIP

You wanna know where I am now? Outside on the floor with an orange haired girl straddling me and breathing heavily. I mean she did drag me out of the classroom in such a hurry it seemed rather important.

Wonder what she wants.

"You there..." Aika tried catching her breath, when she finally did she spoke again. "Kiss me, now! Right now commoner!"

I guess she wants the duuuuuh! Oh shit!

As soon as she said that I leaned up and planted one nice and long kiss on her lips. She widened her eyes at this as a huge blush spread across her cheeks. I grabbed her shoulders then pushed her off of me and sighed. "Man it's been a while since I've kissed a girl again, glad I've still got the "sauce"." I gave a thumbs up to the readers.

I looked at Aika with a questioning look. "So tell me, why exactly did you have me kiss you?" I asked her. She shook out of her daze and looked at me. "Because if you kiss a commoner then all your wishes will come true!"

I started laughing hysterically while holding my gut. "Hey, why are you laughing?!"

"Who told you that? Your wishes aren't gonna come true just from a kiss ya know!"

"You're wrong! I know because I was at a tea party and I heard one of the upper classmen taking about it!" This made me laugh harder. "Stop laughing!"

I finally calmed down and stood up, wiping a tear from my eye. "Oh man what a laugh. Are you really gonna believe someone who's never been pass these school walls?" I asked her. She then gasped in realization then sighed. She then looked away. "Well... It's not like I actually believed her anyway."

"Right..."

She then looked up at me mad I guess. "Stupid jerk!"

"Yet you're the one who thought kissing me would be the same as rubbing a magic lamp." She looked away pouting. "I don't believe that."

"Soon you'll be telling me that rolling around and barking like a dog grants wishes too." She scrambled to her feet and ran up to me. "Is that one true?!"

She took a deep breath then rolled forward before letting out a bark. 'She's fucking with me right?' She rolled backwards and barked again. 'She's gotta be.'

She laid on the ground and started rolling around in a circle. "Am I doing it right? I wanna make sure my wishes come true!"

'She's not kidding...' I thought as I had my phone out, recording the whole thing with a neutral expression. Aika stopped rolling then barked one last time, that's when Reiko and three other girls came in.

"There you are. I'm terribly sorry my dear sir, your sudden departure deeply concerned us, we couldn't help but search for you." Reiko said to me. "The way Aika yanked you away like that was really troublesome to say the least." The black haired girl said. "Yes, we were quite taken aback." The light brown haired girl added.

"Anyway, not to pry but what have you two been doing out here?" Reiko asked.

"Oh you know... Stuff." I said rather simply. I then looked off to the side. 'If Kujo ever finds out I kissed someone, she's gonna cut my manhood off. I better keep this on the low.' I looked over at Aika who sat on the ground quietly facing away from us.

"Are you alright Aika?" Reiko asked worriedly. Aika stood up and ran off without a word. "Don't go!" Aika didn't listen. "Dear..."

"It appears Aika has run away again." The girl with glasses stated. This made me raise an eyebrow as well as cross my arms. "What's up with her?"

"She's a mystery, for some reason she refuses to talk to anyone." Reiko said. "Poor thing. We don't know why but I suspect it's a short coming on the part of all of us."

I starred at Reiko then I looked in the direction Aika ran in. I looked down then looked behind me to see Kujo. "Oh hey Kujo." She nodded at my greeting.

It showed the school's dormitory as me and Kujo walked up to its doors. "Mr. Verser, this is the dormitory you will reside in during your time here. And, for your comfort and consideration, we've designed a special room for you. We hope you find it suitable."

"A special room huh?"

"Yes. We have sparred no expense in accommodations, it will be to your satisfaction. Should you meet any issues, I trust you will let us know."

"Don't worry, I'll make sure of that. Thanks." We stopped in front of a door which I assumed was my room. "My pleasure." She placed her hand on the door handle. "Well, here we are." She opened the door showing me the inside of my room, which looked exactly like my old room back home.

"We had your things brought here from the Verser home. We've reproduced your room to near perfection." Well that explains a lot. "I hope you are pleased."

"No kidding, this is awesome. Feels just like I haven't left home! Thanks a bunch Kujo." She nodded. "After factoring infrared cause, construction expenses and other miscellaneous items needed to maintain our secret... This project cost us one hundred million yen."

I face faulted hard then stood up with a fat red print of my forehead. "Wait are serious?! So much money just for a simple room?!"

"Who would have thought making something so cheap could be so expensive." She simply said.

You're telling me.

"But then again your comfort is our top priority."

I starred at her for a bit then shrugged. "If you say so, I guess I can't turn this down." I looked back at my room. "But this really is awesome, you guys even have all of my gaming system and stuff, even my katana!" I grabbed it off of the wall before unsheathing it and twirling it around in my hand expertly then holding it out in front of me and raised it in the air. "I am the blacksmith!"

Kujo tilted her head a bit before remembering something. "Oh, one more thing. As of today I am your personal maid, which means whatever you need I'll see to it and make sure it's done to your liking."

"Well that seems a bit weird, if I may say."

"It's not weird. At this school, everyone has a female maid who looks after their every need." She explained to me.

"I guess. So you have to do whatever I say, correct?"

She looked to the side. "No. Just because I'm assigned to you doesn't mean I'll do anything for you other then the basic requirements." Why did she say it like that.

"Don't worry Kujo, I wasn't thinking of such things. You don't have to act like that." I pulled her gaze towards me and smirked. "I'm not your average commoner ya know."

"I see..." She turned around and began exiting my room. "Be ready, in a few hours time you will participate in an orientation meeting." She stopped just outside my door and faced me. "Till then, I suggest you stay here and get some rest." She closed my door only for it to be open back with Aika standing there instead of Kujo.

Wait what?

"You tricked me commoner!"

"I have a name ya know."

"I spun around 58 times and barked all afternoon and not a single wish came true!" She told me, barging into my room without a care. What happened to privacy? Or manners? Or knocking!

"You'd think it'd take ya 58 times to figure out it ain't happening sweet heart."

"You shut your face!" She crossed her arms. "It's not nice to trick strangers ya know."

"And it's not polite to barge into someone's room. Besides you're the one who started jumping to incorrect conclusions. I didn't think you'd actually be stupid enough to actually do it." She growled and was ready to slap me but stopped, noticing my room.

"Whoa... your room. I've never seen any of this stuff before." She said, gazing around my room.

"It's nothing but regular stuff to be honest." I simply said.

Her eyes sparkled. "This could be my wish coming to life." I gave her a weird look when she said that. "If I can learn to become it, then everything and everyone of my wildest dreams will come true!"

"Uh..."

"I'd be the most popular girl in the whole school and everyone would love me." She then realized what she just let out and covered her mouth. "Oh I'm a dummy why would I say that?"

"Are you serious? That's why you did all that crap that you thought would make wishes come true?"

"Yeah," She said. That's right, so what?"

"It's completely fine to want that, but you need to make friends and not act like you just smoked a pack of broccoli this morning." I said that last part bluntly. She gave me a questioning look at that last part. "Just be yourself and treat people well, then your wish will come true."

"Just being myself won't get me anywhere." She said in a rather downed tone. "You don't understand, you're a commoner." That changes nothing. "Well... maybe I don't. But... If you can interact with others the same way you do with me, then I don't think you'll have any real problem at all."

She starred at me in a bit surprise then looked down. "You think so?"

"Sure. That's my opinion anyway." I shrugged.

She starred at me for a while before walking over to my bed and sitting on it. "Is something wrong?" I asked. "Nothing, it's just... I'm really bad when it comes to telling the truth." She said. "It's a fault of mine, just blurting out whatever's in my head. Around here that's an unforgivable sin." Tears welded up in her eyes. "Also... I'm really scared of being disliked."

It showed a quick flashback of Aika running off from me, Reiko, and the group of girls with her.

"I see. So that's why you distance yourself from them." I sat in my computer chair. "From your classmates that is." She nodded then looked out of the glass door. It was quiet for a bit as she did this then looked back at me with more tears swelling up in her eyes.

"It's hard because I do want to become friends with people, being alone all the time really sucks." She closed her eyes. "I want someone to talk to." She tucked her legs against her chest and hugged her ankles. "High-schools supposed to be fun, yet here I am all by myself with no friends to keep me company." She rest her head on her knees. "It's pathetic but in class I pretend to be asleep most of the time. And I'm always the last one out the door so I won't have to walk with a big group." She looked up at me on the brink of crying. "I'm tired of it."

I flinched a little.

"I don't know why I'm telling you all this. You're just a commoner after all."

I looked down at the ground then turned my chair around and opened a draw. I pulled out a psvita and handed it to Aika. "Here." She looked at it. "You wanna play?"

She took it and looked it over. "What is it?" She asked. "It's just a game." I said simply. "Oh neat."

"Yeah, you just flip the switch and your off to the races." She turned it on and was fascinated by the device in her hand... When she turned it on. Imagine her playing the other consoles.

"Pretty cool ain't it?"

"It's so awesome!" She realized her outburst. "Crap I responded honestly without thinking first." She laid on her side. "It's embarrassing to behave like that in front of a commoner." She was then on her knees flailing her arms. "I have to find away to change the subject." She started banging on her head. "The damage is already done!" She kept hitting her head on the head board of my bed. "Stupid stupid stupid!"

I starred at her with a deadpan look. "Spills right out huh...?"

She started whining to herself then sighed. "There's a lesson in everything." She looked at me. "Hey!"

"What."

She got off the bed and took a step closer to me. "I want you to teach me to be a commoner."

"Huh...?"

"You're an expert." Obviously. "Look, no offense, but everything in here is common." That's the point. "Oh! Like this game!" She showed my the handheld console. "Right now commoners are all the rage at our school, people are crazy about em. So if I can pick up a bit of commoner culture then you know what?" She hugged the thing to her chest and started sparkling. "Everybody will be crazy about me too. I'll be the popular and most beloved girl here in the whole school."

She pointed at me. "There's no way I can make my dream come true without you so what do you say?" She asked looking pretty pumped. "Once I've become a master at all things common I'll have do many new friends I'll have to beat my classmates up with a stick!" I gotta give it to her, wanting something so badly you'll even do this? I like this kids Moxy.

"Hey wait, I know. With you as my witness I here by declare the creation of the commoner club."

"The huh?"

"We just formed a brand new club! Which means we're the founding members, this is so much fun!" She looked at me with happy eyes. "Wow, I'm so happy! Aren't you excited about this? I've never formed a real club before, hey you don't mind right?" She asked me.

I crossed my arms and smirked wide. "Not at all, this'll be to interesting to pass up for me."

"Alright!" She cheered with the most happiest smile I've ever seen a girl give. "Commence commoner club activities right now!" She sat on my bed and picked up the psvita. "Definitely the first thing I have to do is master this crazy awesome game."

I watched her go on before I let a smile spread across my face. This could be a rather satisfying year for me, I can't wait to see what's next.

NEXT TIME

Aika: I'll show everyone my avatar!

Denzil: Uh you do realize only people with avatar's can see other people's avatar's, right?

Aika: What? Really? That's kind of a bummer...

NEXT TIME: Reiko is who we wish to be like, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure?

(A/n: Man I am so glad to be done with the first chapter of this freaking story, took ages but I finally sucked it up and got to work. It payed off, hopefully.

I hope you all enjoyed this chapter of Multiverser Sample. Please leave those helpful reviews.

I'll see you all later on in life!

Deuces!