A Dragon God, A Devil, and a Youkai entered an apartment room.

Now that sounded like a start of a lame joke, but I assure you that wasn't a joke.

"I, am sleepy," a Dragon God who took the form of a little girl in gothic lolita outfit said to me which was reading my science book for tomorrow's exam. Midterm in a prestigious school like Kuoh Academy was a serious business and I don't want to be in the last place. At least I want to be in average.

"Shut up, Ophis-chan! You have your own closet already! Just go sleep there like usual!"

"Nya~, Ise-chin, why are you so stingy? Don't you want to have fun with me~?" A Devilish woman with a mature body who had a pair of cat ears sticking out on her head asked me while loosening her black yukata, exposing the sacred place that every male strived for. I couldn't focus on my book because my eyes were pulled towards them. Damn it, is this what they call Boobvitation? Newton sure has a good taste.

"Shut up, Kuroka! I know you're just teasing me goddamnit, so I don't have time for that! I am not going to be in the last place like before!"

"Ouch! It hurts, nya~, Ise-chin please don't forget to not said his name near me," Kuroka rubbed her head as she pouted at me.

"I don't care! Now shush, go away! I want to concentrate!"

"Ise-niisan, do your best. Kunou will pray for you," a cute little fox Youkai who had fox ears sticking out on her head said to me. I couldn't stop my tears from flowing. Thank you, Kunou-chan! You're the best!

Most people would be happy if three girls were living with them, and I am too, happy about it. This is straight out of some fantasy books that I read once.

But it would hundred times be better if they didn't bring troubles to me once every two days! That's right! Tonight I don't care about any of Ophis-chan's mysterious dealings! Or Kuroka's teasing and mischievousness! Or Kunou-chan's mother underling checking her! Tonight I will study!

"Ise-chin, did you forget to prepare dinner?"

...

"DAMN IT KUROKA! I want to study... please..."

"I can't help it, nya~. You're the only one whose cooking is edible. And we don't want the repeat of Landlady's party, do we?"

That was right. The landlady of this apartment was definitely the most beautiful woman I had ever met. While I wasn't as close to her as to the three girls who practically lived with me, we were closer than just acquaintance. That was also why when I knew that she didn't know how to cook, I offered to cook for my sort of illegal housemate plus the landlady.

"I know! Which is why I want to cry right now... seriously for a perfect woman, Gabriel-san doesn't know how to cook surprised me."

"She's an important member of Heaven, nya~, ain't nobody got time to learn cooking. It's not like she's gonna marry someone and be a housewife, you know?"

"U-Um, I have been learning to cook in home economics..." Kunou nervously spoke up.

""No.""

"How cruel..."

"It's not like that, Kunou-chan. We just don't want anything bad to happen to you, you know. Your mother would skin me alive if the daughter she entrusted to me has been hurt," I explained to her carefully. I didn't want her to cry since calming down a crying girl was hard. It was an experience I would rather not experience twice in my life.

"Y-Yeah, nya~. When you're older we're going to let you into the kitchen, I swear!" It seemed like Kuroka also didn't want to deal with crying Kunou again like me.

"Really?" Kunou asked with teary eyes.

We both looked at each other before nodding at Kunou.

"Yay!"

Fuh, I wiped my sweat. Crisis averted. Now I just have to cook dinner for us and I can continue study.

A/N: Inspired by Rokujouma. How is it? Will post daily for a week if I didn't forget (already done until chapter 6 in dxd ideas thread in SB)