I cant write for shit why are people still messaging me to continue my dumpsterfire story.Whatever fuck it

Not beta'ed so expect spelling mistakes. If you wanna help me just pm me and we'll see how we can work together

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Riko's brain had still not rebooted after she received the ring from the alien prince. She had been on autopilot all the way to school absentmindedly nodding to whatever Haruna said not really paying attention.

She had arrived to school and sat down on her chair before class started and was just looking at her hand where the beautiful ring lay. It was engraved with symbols she didn't know the meaning of. Or they could just be for decoration heck if she could tell alien language from decorative engravings.

But really she was getting off topic and was avoiding the elephant in the room. An alien prince who was hot as all hell by the way had just given her a ring and told her that they were married.

When and how? She didnt sign any contract and there was no way they knew each other for long enough for feelings to blossom.

There was something going on and she was going to find out.

"Alright class i hope you prepared for today beforehand because we're moving on to advanced geometry." The entire class audibly groaned.

"Now now dont be like that! This is one of the most entertaining subjects this year so you should probably enjoy it while it lasts!"

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It was a few hours later during the lunch period when the school suddenly got a lot rowdier. People were clogging the hallways for some reason and Riko was not pleased.

She couldn't even get out of the classroom! Her favourite eating spot by the tree in the front yard was going to be taken before she could even get the chance to leave class.

Why would so many people clog the entrance to the classroom anyway, what was going on out there?

Her internal questioning was cut off as the red sea parted and there stood moses.

"What are you doing at my scool? Could you not wait at home?" She asked the idiot who decided that visiting her while she was at school would be a good idea.

"I just wanted to see where my future wife was educated!" Was his jovial response.

"I really want to punch you in the face but we're in public space so you're lucky."

So she just grabbed him by the wrist and dragged him behind her to the roof. People tried to follow her but a few death threats was sufficent to dispel most of the crowd that had gathered. The rest had been dispelled by her friends who knew she would want privacy.

"Hmm nice view up here."

"We arent here to look at the view. We are here to deal with some matters i find troubling."

"Whatever might you be troubled by?"

"You."

"Wha-" Before he could finish his question she jabbed at his chest with a finger.

"You and your alien self dont seem to understand how humans work. First of all, you dont leave a lady naked in the middle of the streets at night! Do you know how much trouble it was to get back home without being spotted by some pervert! Also what the hell is up with this fiance buisness i didnt agree to anything! You cant just spring stuff like that at someone!"

"Eeh. Well im sorry for leaving you out there last night that was thoughtless of me. But you did not say no to being my fiance."

"You didn't even ask you idiot! You never asked my hand in marrige what am i supposed to do. Say i wont marry you to every alien i ever come across because there might be some stupid traditional way of proposing marrige in their culture that i dont know of!"

"Well when you put it that wa-"

"And i know you have an ulterior motive for giving me this ring and saying im officially your fiance now." She held her right hand up and took off the ring. "I dont care whatever plan your alien self has but keep me out of it. I want to live a normal life with a normal family. I havent even gotten to know you as a person and you expect me to marry you? Though luck because im not a gold digger and i dont care if you're an alien prince or whatever you are." She threw the ring at his face and he caught it out of the air.

He looked at the ring for a little bit and smiled a very predatory smile that made a few shivers go down her spine.

"Well you're kinda out of luck there because after the proposal has been accepted the bride cant suddenly do a one eighty and cancel the engagement."

"I didnt accept anything what are you even on about?"

"Well you see in devilukian tradition the way the groom proposes is by grabbing the left breast of the bride to be. The bride has a single night to anwser. If the bride doesnt anwser and stays silent it is considered as accepted and well you didnt really say no and the nigt has already expired."

"When you appeared in the bath! You motherfu- How was I suppoed to know about that! "

"Well thats not really my problem now is it?"

She was beyond furious and he knew it. He was fine with it though. He liked them feisty.

He walked up to her and tilted her chin up to face him. He had a smug grin all the while. Until he got kicked in the jewels that is.

He collapsed to the floor in pain. Even if they are a superhuman a man is a man and no man could breeze a full force kick to the nuts by an angry lady.

"I dont care who you think you are but i see a womanizing bastard when i see one. I said it once and I'll say it again. Im not a gold digging bimbo and you'll realise that one way or the other. I wont fall for your 'devilishly handsome young man' facade. I refuse to marry you."

It took him a while to get back up but he did nonetheless. "It's not as easy as that you know. I already declared you as my fiance and now most of the universe knows about you. This isnt something you can just walk away from."

She glared at him with a mighty rage.

"Watch me." She was about to leave when he held her hand to stop her. "What do you want now?"

"Look im sorry for dragging you into my mess but you really cant leave like that. I officially declared you as my chosen bride and you will probably be targeted by jealous candidates or assasins. And even if you manage to clean your hands off me as i am the crown prince you will still remain a target. Please at least let me stay near so i can protect you until this situation blows over."

She was about to refute with another angry rant before she stopped. She looked in his eyes and saw concern. She sighed. 'This is a stupid idea.'

"Fine im willing to put up with you until then on one condition."

"I guess that is to be expected. So what do you want of me."

"Why did you even decide to propose to me in the first place. I know for a fact that its not out of love. We havent known each other long enough. Nor because of tradition because you dont look like nor feel like the type to care about tradition. So tell me, Why?"

"*Cough* well i kinda really was tired of all the suitors that came to visit me so i might've just put the ring on the first attractive person i came across to not deal

with their shit."

"You got me, an innocent third party, involved in this mess just because you were too lazy to deal with bride candidates."

She confirmed.

"mmm Yes?" It was more a question then an anwser.

"You piece of- Calm girl calm." Riko calmed herself down just as she was about to explode.

"Another reason is that you're kinda my type."

Lane got his balls kicked for a second time that day. This time it was with a better wind up and a lot more force. Riko left the rooftop right after leaving a groaning lane on the roof.

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Thats all folks.

mmm my writing is trash but that is to be expected. I write off of sudden impulses and i dont really care about a schedule.

Leave a review on this dumpster fire and tell me what i could have made better. im open to suggestions. Also this boi has a bit of his father in him.

Harem stories gotta have a protagonist right? Sadly Riko wont let him