Summary: Sunshinechild: ENMA!
Sunshinechild: KYOKO-CHAN GAVE ME ONE OF HER SPECIAL SMILES TODAY!
Sunshinechild: I HAVE BEEN BLESSED!
Sunshinechild: MY SOUL IS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN!
Chatfic with established 0027 and a side of All27. Crack.
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Enma and Tsuna have a chat group just for the two of them. It's full of crack and S I N.
Note: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
WARNINGS: Shameless Self-Indulgence, Crack, KHR Canon Pushed Back 4-5 Years, Aged Up Characters, The Shimon Live, Suggestive Content, Dirty Humor, 0027 In An Open Relationship, Polyamory, Deserves The T Rating, Talk Of Hypothetical Sexual Encounter, Contains A Couple Of References To OnceABlueMoon's Not-Yet-Posted AUs/Fics :3
Disclaimer: Don't own KHR.
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Sunshinechild: ENMA!
Sunshinechild: KYOKO-CHAN GAVE ME ONE OF HER SPECIAL SMILES TODAY!
Sunshinechild: I HAVE BEEN BLESSED!
Sunshinechild: MY SOUL IS ASCENDING TO HEAVEN!
Awkwardbby: oh my god!
Awkwardbby: I hope you enjoy your stay in heaven
Awkwardbby: in the meantime
Awkwardbby: I'll go seduce your Hibari-san to console me in your absence
Sunshinechild: you'd totally do it though
Sunshinechild: show up draped over your bike
Sunshinechild: and he'll swoon
Sunshinechild: they think I don't know Hibari-san's weakness
Sunshinechild: they're so wrong
Sunshinechild: just act extra cute and he'll marry you on the spot
Awkwardbby sent willthiswork. jpg
Sunshinechild: ahgdjgsdsagdagsd
Sunshinechild: FORGET ABOUT HEAVEN
Sunshinechild: IMMA GO DOWN TO HELL TO S I N
Awkwardbby: I'll be waiting for you down there darling
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Awkwardbby: I love you
Sunshinechild: love you too baby but what brought this on?
Awkwardbby: I just wanted to let you know
Awkwardbby: before Adel kills me
Awkwardbby: she found out about the time I ended up in a bar last week
Sunshinechild: BBY NO DON'T DIE
Sunshinechild: I'LL CRY
Sunshinechild: TAT
Awkwardbby: I'll leave all of my worldly possessions with you
Awkwardbby: I just hope she doesn't find our marriage certificate
Awkwardbby: I can hear Deamon's tortured screams
Awkwardbby: she's going to get me next
Awkwardbby: farewell my beloved
Awkwardbby: get you your harem
Awkwardbby: live happy
Awkwardbby: name a cat after me or something
Sunshinechild: NOOOOOOOOOOO
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Awkwardbby sent icantbelieveshedidthis. jpg
Sunshinechild: …
Sunshinechild: oh my lord
Sunshinechild: where can I find this?
Awkwardbby: TSUNA NO
Sunshinechild: TSUNA YES
Awkwardbby: TSUNA DON'T
Sunshinechild: TSUNA DO
Sunshinechild: HIBARI-SAN WILL FINALLY END UP CONFESSING
Awkwardbby: YOU TRAITOR
Awkwardbby: I THOUGHT WE WERE ALL CAT LOVERS HERE
Awkwardbby: BUT APPARENTLY YOU LIKE PUPPIES TOO NOW?
Sunshinechild: noooooo
Sunshinechild: but Hibari-san does
Awkwardbby: …
Awkwardbby: FINE
Sunshinechild: I can't believe you immediately accused me of liking puppies
Sunshinechild: I thought you knew
Sunshinechild: I thought YOU TRUSTED ME
Sunshinechild: I THOUGHT WHAT WE HAD WAS SOMETHING SPECIAL
Awkwardbby: OF COURSE IT IS
Awkwardbby: OUR LOVE TRANSCENDS INTO HIGHER PLANES OF EXISTENCE
Sunshinechild: you make it sound so pure
Sunshinechild: when there is nothing pure about our love
Sunshinechild: or you
Awkwardbby: lies and slander!
Sunshinechild: oh hush you
Sunshinechild: I know for a fact you've been thinking about my ass for the past 10 days
Awkwardbby: you have a really nice ass though
Awkwardbby: AND I AM ONLY HUMAN D:
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Sunshinechild sent lookathim. jpg
Awkwardbby: this is not fair
Awkwardbby: why are you surrounded by pretty/hot/handsome people
Awkwardbby: who are all smitten with you
Awkwardbby: but I'm surrounded by people who think I'm their awkward baby brother
Awkwardbby: anyway
Awkwardbby: how did you convince Yamamoto to pose for such a risqué picture
Awkwardbby: in the locker room
Awkwardbby: and not make him suspicious?
Sunshinechild: I only asked for a picture
Sunshinechild: he's the one who posed like that
Sunshinechild: he thinks I'm oblivious
Sunshinechild: just like the rest
Sunshinechild: THEY ALL THINK I'M PURE AND INNOCENT
Sunshinechild: THEY ALL THINK I DON'T NOTICE
Sunshinechild: JUST HOW MUCH THEY FLIRT WITH ME
Sunshinechild: THEY THINK I DON' E
Sunshinechild: I'VE BEEN KABEDON-ED SO MANY TIMES
Sunshinechild: THERE ARE ONLY SO MANY TIMES IT COULD HAPPEN BEFORE I START TO NOTICE
Awkwardbby: you totally would not have realized they're in love with you
Awkwardbby: had I not pointed it out
Sunshinechild: HEY I NOTICED
Awkwardbby: that they were being non-platonically affectionate yes
Awkwardbby: but not that they have a thing for you
Awkwardbby: I RECOGNIZE THE SIGNS
Awkwardbby: THE THIRST FOR TUNA
Sunshinechild: CAN WE NOT
Sunshinechild: BRING UP THE TUNA?
Awkwardbby: :D
Awkwardbby: and for the record
Awkwardbby: I can't believe they think you're still a virgin
Sunshinechild: gasp
Sunshinechild: how dare you try to smear my good name and reputation
Awkwardbby: aha
Awkwardbby: AHAHAHAHA
Awkwardbby: BOY AREN'T YOU GLAD ADEL STILL HASN'T FOUND OUT THAT YOU DEFLOWERED HER BABY BROTHER
Sunshinechild: PLEASE DON'T D:
Sunshinechild: I HOPE SHE NEVER FINDS OUT
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Awkwardbby sent thankstheyrelovely. jpg
Awkwardbby: you know how to spoil a guy
Sunshinechild:lakshdkashdahsd
Sunshinechild: I KNEW THAT YOU'LL LOOK AMAZING IN THEM
Sunshinechild: BUT I DON'T THINK I WOULD HAVE BEEN PREPARED
Sunshinechild: FOR THE SHEER APPEAL
Sunshinechild: AND YOU PICKED THE RED ONES TO MATCH YOUR HAIR
Sunshinechild: LKASDHKASHDASJDGGASFJDGAS
Sunshinechild: D
Awkwardbby sent youremakingmeblush. jpg
Sunshinechild: BLUSH
Sunshinechild: YOU FIRST GRADE SEDUCER YOU
Sunshinechild: YOU'RE GOING TO MAKE ADEL KILL US ALL
Sunshinechild: SO THAT NO ONE WOULD LOOK AT YOU
Sunshinechild: LIKE THEY WANT TO BEND YOU OVER YOUR BIKE
Sunshinechild: OR LIKE THEY WANT YOU TO BEND THEM OVER YOUR BIKE
Awkwardbby: be thankful Adel is not reading this
Awkwardbby: or Kaoru for that matter
Awkwardbby: or even Rauji
Awkwardbby: OR MAMI
Awkwardbby: MAMI WOULD MURDER YOU AND NO ONE WILL FIND YOUR CORPSE
Awkwardbby: I'M TOO YOUNG TO BE WIDOWED
Sunshinechild: are you…
Sunshinechild: are you wearing the tail too?
Awkwardbby sent yes. jpg
Sunshinechild: …
Sunshinechild: FUCK
Sunshinechild: ME
Awkwardbby: was that an invitation? :3
Sunshinechild: fuck YES
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Awkwardbby: TSUNA
Awkwardbby: TSUNA ANSWER
Awkwardbby: COME ON
Sunshinechild: what is it?
Awkwardbby: Adel found out you were the one who sent me the cat ears and tails
Awkwardbby: she's on the warpath
Awkwardbby: and gunning for your head
Sunshinechild: sakdhlaksdhasjhd
Sunshinechild: NO
Sunshinechild: OH GOD NO
Sunshinechild: I'M ON A CAKE DATE WITH HARU WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?
Sunshinechild: OH MY GOD IS THAT ADEL?!
Sunshinechild: OH MY GOD SHE IS HERE ALREADY
Sunshinechild: AJSHDKASDAJSHDKAJSD HARU IS STANDING INF RONT OF ME
Sunshinechild: SHE'S STARING ADEL DOWN
Sunshinechild: ADEL GRABBED HER
Sunshinechild: NO DON'T KILL HARU
Sunshinechild: SHE
Sunshinechild: she put her down to the side and patted down the dust from her clothes
Sunshinechild: Haru is blushing
Sunshinechild: she's staring dreamily at Adel
Sunshinechild sent LOOK. jpg
Awkwardbby: oh my god
Awkwardbby: am I seeing what I think I'm seeing
Sunshinechild: wHat Is the mEanInG of tHIs
Awkwardbby: well
Awkwardbby: guess that's Adel crashing your date to sweep her off her feet
Sunshinechild: Haru is ignoring me
Sunshinechild: better yet
Sunshinechild: ADEL is ignoring me
Sunshinechild:also
Sunshinechild: I feel like I'm third wheeling
Sunshinechild: I should leave them be
Awkwardbby: I'm five minutes away from the park
Awkwardbby: meet me there?
Sunshinechild: sure
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Sunshinechild sent imissyou. jpg
Awkwardbby: is that
Awkwardbby: is that my shirt?
Sunshinechild: THAT
Sunshinechild: is what grabs your attention?
Awkwardbby: when did you get it I've been looking for it for ages
Sunshinechild: I can't believe you
Awkwardbby: what?
Awkwardbby: you want me to
Awkwardbby: point
Awkwardbby: out
Awkwardbby: your
Awkwardbby: panties?
Sunshinechild: YESSSS
Awkwardbby: why?
Sunshinechild: THEY'RE NEW
Sunshinechild: AND CUTE
Awkwardbby: they're black with skulls on them
Awkwardbby: punk skulls
Sunshinechild: SO?
Awkwardbby: sigh
Awkwardbby: fine
Awkwardbby: they're cute
Awkwardbby: are you glad?
Sunshinechild sent checktheseout. jpg
Awkwardbby: SLFDHSKJDGSJGD
Awkwardbby: CAT PAWS
Sunshinechild: guess I know what underwear I'm going to wear the next time we go on a date
Awkwardbby: hsadkajgsdsadgajs
Awkwardbby: hjgdkajsdh
Awkwardbby: TSUNA
Awkwardbby: I'M ONLY HUMAN
Awkwardbby: DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST DID?
Awkwardbby: YOU CAN'T TELL ME THAT YOU'LL BE WEARING BOXERS WITH CUTE CAT PAWS ON THEM
Awkwardbby: ON OUR NEXT DATE AND EXPECT ME TO
Awkwardbby: NOT DIE AND ASCEND TO HEAVEN
Sunshinechild: does heaven even accept perverts like you
Awkwardbby: I can't believe I was just
Awkwardbby: called out
Awkwardbby: by my enabler
Sunshinechild: always happy to be of service :D
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Sunshinechild: hey Enma
Sunshinechild: remember when you went through your family's record
Sunshinechild: and found some things on a guy who looks so much like me it's suspicious?
Awkwardbby: yeah
Awkwardbby: that 'guy' was the FOUNDER OF THE WORLD'S MOST POWERFUL MAFIA FAMILY
Awkwardbby: what about him
Sunshinechild: today
Sunshinechild: a baby came and told me that
Sunshinechild: I am apparently related to that guy
Sunshinechild: on unrelated news
Sunshinechild: I am apparently an heir to a mafia family
Sunshinechild: three guesses which one
Sunshinechild: and two don't count
Awkwardbby: VONGOLA?
Awkwardbby: FUCK
Awkwardbby: WHAT
Awkwardbby: OH MY GOD
Awkwardbby: YOU WANT ME TO GET THERE?
Awkwardbby: SWEEP YOU OFF YOUR FEET AND DISAPPEAR WITH YOU TOWARDS THE SUNSET?
Sunshinechild: while I would really love for you to sweep me off my feet and run with me towards the sunset
Sunshinechild: and while I am pissed about being given the position out of nowhere when I want to be YOUR mafia wife instead
Sunshinechild: you're working really hard on getting the Shimon away from the mafia
Sunshinechild: and you're half-way there
Sunshinechild: I don't want you to throw that away just for my sake
Awkwardbby: TSUNA
Awkwardbby: FUCK IT
Awkwardbby: YOU'RE MORE IMPORTANT THAN THAT
Awkwardbby: IF YOU WEREN'T THERE
Awkwardbby: WHEN DEAMON CAME KNOCKING WITH A SCYTHE
Awkwardbby: THERE WOULDN'T *BE* A SHIMON FAMILY
Awkwardbby: I'M SURE EVERYONE IN THE FAMILY WOULD BE UP IN ARMS AND
Awkwardbby: WOULD STORM THE FUCKING VONGOLA FOR YOU ONCE THEY HEAR
Sunshinechild: Enma no
Awkwardbby: ENMA YES
Sunshinechild: I'm serious about this
Sunshinechild: please
Sunshinechild: let me do it myself
Awkwardbby: …
Awkwardbby: FINE
Awkwardbby: doesn't mean I have to like it
Awkwardbby: doesn't mean I'm not going to tell the others
Sunshinechild: … fine…
Awkwardbby: three months Tsuna
Awkwardbby: three months
Awkwardbby: and then we'll make it our business
Sunshinechild: thank you.
Sunshinechild: now
Sunshinechild: how do you get rid of the world's greatest hitman?
Awkwardbby: TSUNA
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Sunshinechild: I am absolutely glad I decided not to go commando today
Sunshinechild: I don't think I'll be going commando anytime in the foreseeable future
Awkwardbby: …
Awkwardbby: what
Awkwardbby: just what
Sunshinechild: so Reborn has bullets that make you run around in your underwear
Sunshinechild: while screaming about your last regrets
Sunshinechild: thankfully
Sunshinechild: I was wearing my unicorn patterned boxers
Sunshinechild: so my image of purity was preserved
Sunshinechild: and thankfully
Sunshinechild: my last regret at the time was not asking Ryohei-senpai out
Sunshinechild: Mochida-senpai was screaming
Sunshinechild: he was brandishing his sword and threatening to castrate whoever made me do what I did
Awkwardbby: I have no words
Sunshinechild: hey
Sunshinechild: at least I didn't go around declaring my regret of not having your babies
Awkwardbby: jdashdkaskdkasjdasdh
Awkwardbby: TSUNA
Awkwardbby: BAD BOY
Awkwardbby: DOWN
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Awkwardbby: doesn't Reborn know about this chat?
Sunshinechild: he thinks it's a chat for otaku
Awkwardbby: .. w hy?
Sunshinechild: because I told him so
Awkwardbby: and he… believed you?
Sunshinechild sent lookatme. jpg
Sunshinechild: does this baby look like he would lie?
Awkwardbby: yes
Sunshinechild: gasp
Sunshinechild: betrayed by my own husband D:
Awkwardbby: ….
Awkwardbby: I miss you
Sunshinechild: I miss you too
Sunshinechild sent luvyou. jpg
Awkwardbby sent luvyoutoo. jpg
Awkwardbby: I can't wait until the situation is resolved
Awkwardbby: or the three months pass
Awkwardbby: Adel has her girlfriend over a lot
Awkwardbby: but I'm stuck yearning for my bae because he has a chaperone he can't ditch
Sunshinechild: you forgot to say 'yet'
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Sunshinechild: I can't wait to introduce you to the others after all of this mess with the Vongola is over and done with
Sunshinechild: then we can all live happily in one house with an army of cats
Awkwardbby: they'll murder each other
Awkwardbby: and then they'll murder me
Awkwardbby: because I 'corrupted' you or something
Awkwardbby: when we both know it's you who corrupted me
Sunshinechild: that's easy to solve
Sunshinechild: we just need you and a beach
Sunshinechild: and then have you step out of the water like you're shooting an ad or something
Sunshinechild: Enma Unleashed
Sunshinechild: I'd like to see them try and resist you
Awkwardbby: should I be worried that my bae knows how to seduce people using my body?
Sunshinechild: oh hun, that's just the tip of the iceberg.
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Awkwardbby sent mamisayshi. jpg
Awkwardbby: she wants to know when you will be coming over next
Awkwardbby: I want to know that too
Awkwardbby: any news on that front?
Awkwardbby: Tsuna…?
Sunshinechild: YOU WOULD NOT BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED
Sunshinechild: oh hey uhhh
Sunshinechild: one
Sunshinechild: I love your sister
Awkwardbby: I love my sister too
Sunshinechild: and two
Sunshinechild: a shocking development happened recently
Awkwardbby: did I miss you having sex with an alternate version of yourself?
Sunshinechild: no of course not
Sunshinechild: if I did have sex with an alternate version of myself
Sunshinechild: you'd be notified
Sunshinechild: probably get to watch it live streamed
Sunshinechild: or live
Sunshinechild: probably become involved too
Sunshinechild: (you make excellent suggestions)
Awkwardbby: AHEM
Sunshinechild: but anyway
Sunshinechild: no that did not happen
Sunshinechild: you know what I found out today?
Sunshinechild: THERE IS ACTUALLY ANOTHER HEIR WHOOO
Awkwardbby: TRULY?
Awkwardbby: WHAT'S THEIR NAME?
Awkwardbby: I HAVE SOMEONE TO COERCE INTO TAKING MAFIA BOSSHOOD
Sunshinechild: his name is Xanxus
Sunshinechild: apparently he's the current boss' son
Awkwardbby: why the heck wasn't HE picked as the next in line?
Sunshinechild: and get this
Sunshinechild: he's coming over to challenge me for the position
Awkwardbby: you don't even want the position
Sunshinechild: EXACTLY
Awkwardbby: do you want me to send Adel over?
Sunshinechild: NO
Awkwardbby: I'm sending Deamon over
Sunshinechild: ENMA NO
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Sunshinechild sent icantbelieveyouactuallydidit. jpg
Sunshinechild: DID YOU HAVE TO?
Awkwardbby: YES
Awkwardbby: Deamon was getting antsy anyway
Awkwardbby: so how did it go?
Sunshinechild: HE CALLED ME OUT
Sunshinechild: ROASTED ME IN FRONT OF EVERYONE
Sunshinechild: KINK-SHAMED ME WHILE HE WAS AT IT
Sunshinechild: TOLD THEM ABOUT OUR ESCAPADES
Sunshinechild: LECTURED THEM ALL ABOUT HOW IT WAS TIME
Sunshinechild: FOR THE VONGOLA TO BE FREE FROM THE REIGN
Sunshinechild: OF PERVERTS PREYING ON REDHEADS
Sunshinechild: "and yes that includes Primo"
Sunshinechild: AND THEN HE LAUNCHED INTO A BLOW BY BLOW ACCOUNT
Sunshinechild: OF VONGOLA PRIMO'S AND SHIMON PRIMO'S
Sunshinechild: ROMANCE DRAMA WHICH I DID NOT NEED TO KNOW
Sunshinechild: also
Sunshinechild: everyone knows about us now so prepare yourself
Sunshinechild: we're eloping
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