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Chapter 1: Educational Decree No. 30

Harry's heart was hammering against his chest and his bed was shaking too.He was lying on hus four-poster bed jerking off to a magazine Ron gave him, Bitch Weekly.It was a. new venture of Witch Weekly featuring Hogwarts hotties. It wrnt so populare in the first week that it sold more copies than the Witch Weekly .The first issue featured Hermione stark naked and cobered in cum, second had Ginny being banged by her Weasley brothers ( which made Harry regret hus decision about rejecting her ) and third one ( to which Harry was jerking off to) featured Cho, his biggest crush, on a broom about 10 m high where she was being fucked by Oliver with his Wood.Harry came very hard that night and decided that he would soon be adking Cho out.

Next morning when he woke up, there was commotion in the Common room that now-a-days came to be identified with a new educational decree.A good numbet of students were standing there to read the notice.It was fairly small.

Educational Decree No. 30

All students are now prohibited from making out, masturbation and sex. This is regarding the rising pervertness in Hogwarts.Hence , Hibilicus curse has been put around the school.

Dolores Umbridge

High inquisitor

M.O.M

But how could she do that? What Harry felt was pure rage but he couldn't do anything about it.Sure Umbrigde was evil but what she has done now made all het previous actions feel tame.

During the next few days the general atmosphere about Hogwarts was rather glommy.It was when a girl named Alexandra Stone couldn't control her urges , Harry got the idea about the amount of effort Umbridge had put in her new mission.They were in Umbridge's Defence Against Dark Arts class itself when Alexandra , who was sitting on the last bench at that time, started fingering herself.Within seconds an alarm much like the mandarake's screech filled the room and many inquistional squad members came to take her away ( though she was still dripping wet ). She was later expelled fron the school.

"That old hag is really mad " said Ron when he and Harry were climbing the stairs of the Griffindor tower.

"It's like taking away basic wizard's right"

"You sound so much like Hermione" siad Ron grinning."Anyways, when us the next DA meeting? It's been ages since we last visited the Room of Requirement."

Room of Requirement.It had been so obvious.Why didn't he think of it before?

"Ron, you are a genius!There is going to be an urgent meeting tonight. Attendance is compulsary." said Harry before rushing off to his dormitory to inform other members , leaving a confused Ron behind.

A/n : I know that wasn't much but relax guys it's only the introductory chapter. The real actions begins from the next chapter. You can always request the pairing in the reviews.