Author's Notes:

Here's a little something I've wanted to do for a while now.

My long-time readers on another site may have stumbled across "Pony Fails", a series of random, stupid, silly short nonsense drabbles. Well, this is essentially the same thing but for Miraculous Ladybug.

Enjoy!

MIRACULOUS LADYBUG: "KITTY LITTER"

by Mythril Moth

Big and Small

Alya, Adrien, and Nino were at Marinette's house for a group study project. Tom and Sabine had just brought up trays of fresh-baked snacks.

"Dude, your parents are awesome," Nino said. After biting into a cookie, he added, "One thing's always bugged me about them, though."

Marinette bristled. "Oh? And what's that, the thing that bugs you about my parents?" she asked dangerously.

Nino recoiled. "Ah! It's nothing bad, it's just..." He chewed thoughtfully on his cookie. "I mean, when you look at them, your dad's ginormous, and your mom, she's not much bigger than you and you're only fourteen."

"Yeah, so?" Alya asked, eyes narrowed.

"Well, if you stop to think about it," Nino said, "how did...I mean..." He shook his head. "How did they...y'know...and your mom survived it to even have you?"

Marinette frowned. "What are you ta—"

Then it hit her. Her eyes widened. Her cheeks flushed. "NINO!"

Adrien stared at Nino. "Dude! Not cool!"

"I can't help it! It's been bugging me, alright?"

"Oh god, I did NOT need that mental image," Marinette moaned, burying her face in her hands. "Ever. Eww. Ick. Ew."

"I will never unsee that," Alya said, pinching the bridge of her nose tiredly.

The class was having a picnic in the park. Adrien, Nino, Alya, and Marinette were sharing a picnic blanket, the remains of their lunch spread out before them as they relaxed in the warm spring sun. Across the way, they saw Ivan and Mylene cheerfully flirting and generally being sickeningly cute together.

"You know, this is gonna sound kinda mean and Chloe-ish of me," Alya said suddenly, "and don't get me wrong, I love Mylene and Ivan's cool. But whenever I see the two of them together like that? I always put this mental caption under them: 'When a hobbit and a cave troll love each other very much...'"

Nino spat out the water he'd been drinking. Adrien blinked, staring at Alya.

Marinette giggle-snorted. "ALYA! That is so wrong!" After a long pause, she added thoughtfully, "Should we...should we check to see if Mylene has hairy feet?"

And all four of them laughed themselves silly...

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