Vampire Hocus Pocus

A misunderstood vampire

In the modern world

Loved by many revered by few

Leaving in a haunted house with his loving family

Constantly in his dungeon home

With the sounds of his lab equipment

Lulling him to sleep all the while dreaming

Of some crazy outlandish schemes

That will drive the rest of his family mad

Because they know that this is just

Another one of his get rich quick schemes

Or maybe his potions might or will

Blow up in his face much to his utter dismay