Here it is, the fourth and final chapter of Piccolo's World II. In response
to a question. . . . I didn't put up certain characters because, quite
frankly, I didn't feel like adding any of those. . . . and I don't really
like Gohan. So anyway, here it is.
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Piccolo's World II
Chapter IV
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Piccolo was sitting at his desk smoking a cigar when Cell came in.
"Mr. Piccolo," Cell said. "Turles is here."
Piccolo straightened his tie. "Good. Send him in."
Cell left and Turles came in wearing full Saiyajin armor and wearing a scouter. They shook hands and Turles took a seat in front of the desk.
"It is an honor to serve you," Turles said. "I like what you did to Earth. It looks great. . . My kind of planet."
"Yes, indeed," Piccolo replied. "I told you you wouldn't regret coming here. If you accept the job, I offer you an endless supply of weed. Whenever you need it, I can hook you up good."
"Now I know why nobody likes to kill Nameks. I like your offer. What's the job?"
Piccolo straightened his tie. "I want you to kill Goku, err, Kakarot."
"Well how fortunate that it is such an assignment. I hate that fucker."
"Yes, but Go-Kakarot is strong. I made this Special Special Cigar just for the mission."
Piccolo pulled a cigar out of his jacket. "One hit of this will not only heal you, but also give you a boost of power."
Turles grinned. "I like that. Consider Kakarot dead."
"Good."
"I have a question though. . . why don't you kill him?"
"Because his fucking friends will attack me. . . . I don't need that shit. Besides, I really don't feel like it either."
"Ah, I see. Very well then."
They shook hands and Turles left to complete his mission. He was going to live his days a happy Saiyajin after this was finished.
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Goku opened the door to his apartment and saw someone standing in the shadows.
"Who's there?" Goku asked.
Turles stepped into the light. "Me, bitch!"
He attacked Goku and punched him in the face. Goku was caught off-guard, so the punch hurt him. Turles kneed him in the stomach and bashed him to the ground.
"You always were weak," Turles said.
"Fuck you!" Goku shouted and kicked him in the face. Turles was launched through the window and he stopped in mid-air. Goku appeared behind him and punched him in the back of the head. He hit the road below headfirst. Goku landed beside him. "Surrender and you will live, Turles."
Without saying a word Turles stood back up and threw a punch. Goku dodged and began bombarding him with kicks and punches. Turles' body was beaten and bruised, and his armor was fucked up.
"Last chance," Goku said.
Turles made an evil laugh and pulled the cigar from his armor. Goku shrugged and watched. Turles lit it with a small finger beam and took a hit. His wounds healed and his muscles grew.
"Holy shit!" Turles exclaimed. "That's some damn good weed!"
Turles jumped onto his feet and hit Goku as hard as he could. Goku crashed into a building.
"This Special Special Cigar holds unbelievable power," Turles said.
"You're full of shit!" Goku shouted not believing him for some reason. He attacked and Turles punched him again and Goku was knocked into the building again.
"Damn," Goku said. "Kaioken!"
He powered up and charged Turles much quicker this time. The two dodged and exchanged blows until Turles landed a shot that knocked Goku off his feet.
"God damn I'm good," Turles congratulated himself.
"Man, fuck this shit," Goku said angrily. He went Super Saiyajin. Turles' scouter read a very high power level before exploding. Goku jumped up and uppercut him. Turles was launched into the air. "So long, Turles," Goku said.
In the air Turles took another hit. His power increased even more. "Hell yeah!" he shouted. He flew back down but Goku kicked him against a wall. Super Saiyajin was too much for him.
Turles took three giant hits and he gained so much power that an aura surrounded him. "How the fuck?" Goku asked himself.
Turles grinned and threw an energy attack. Goku dodged and threw his own. Turles slapped it aside. Goku disappeared and reappeared in front of Turles. He threw a punch but Turles caught it.
"I am ultimate," Turles told him, and kicked him in the stomach. Goku full to his knees holding his stomach. "You are irrelevant, Kakarot."
Turles was so powerful he could fight a Super Saiyajin in his regular state. Goku didn't understand, even though it was quite obviously the cigar.
"Get up," Turles ordered.
Goku did so and said, "I'm tired of this."
He charged his favorite attack. The kamehameha. Turles simply laughed. "None of your weak attacks will work against me, Kakarot."
Goku suddenly went Super Saiyajin 3 and threw the even more powerful attack. The power was overwhelming, and Turles hadn't taken enough hits to withstand such an attack. The Saiyajin was destroyed.
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Piccolo was sitting in his office when Guldo suddenly burst through the floor again. "I'm free again!" he exclaimed happily.
"God damn son of a bitch!" Piccolo shouted angrily. He shot an energy blast and finally killed Guldo. He straightened his tie and sat back in his chair. Suddenly two silver arms burst through the wall from behind and grabbed Piccolo. The look on Piccolo's face was indescribable.
Piccolo landed on his lawn and stood up to face Kooler! He was in his final form.
"Holy shit!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"That's right," Kooler replied. "I heard you were responsible for my father and brother's death. My family has a long history of dying on Earth. You shall pay, you green bastard."
Piccolo pulled out the last existing Special Special Cigar and took a gigantic hit. He threw a punch and knocked Kooler's head off.
"Well, that was easy," Piccolo said and went back into his office. He would smoke many cigars that day-much like any other day.
THE END
Cast:
Piccolo
Vegeta
Goku
Cell
Burter
Jeice
Recoome
Turles
Krillen
King Cold (hallucination)
Freeza (hallucination)
Kooler
Guldo
Bardock (hallucination)
Blue Vegeta (hallucination)
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Never fear, I have written a Piccolo's World III!!!!
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Piccolo's World II
Chapter IV
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Piccolo was sitting at his desk smoking a cigar when Cell came in.
"Mr. Piccolo," Cell said. "Turles is here."
Piccolo straightened his tie. "Good. Send him in."
Cell left and Turles came in wearing full Saiyajin armor and wearing a scouter. They shook hands and Turles took a seat in front of the desk.
"It is an honor to serve you," Turles said. "I like what you did to Earth. It looks great. . . My kind of planet."
"Yes, indeed," Piccolo replied. "I told you you wouldn't regret coming here. If you accept the job, I offer you an endless supply of weed. Whenever you need it, I can hook you up good."
"Now I know why nobody likes to kill Nameks. I like your offer. What's the job?"
Piccolo straightened his tie. "I want you to kill Goku, err, Kakarot."
"Well how fortunate that it is such an assignment. I hate that fucker."
"Yes, but Go-Kakarot is strong. I made this Special Special Cigar just for the mission."
Piccolo pulled a cigar out of his jacket. "One hit of this will not only heal you, but also give you a boost of power."
Turles grinned. "I like that. Consider Kakarot dead."
"Good."
"I have a question though. . . why don't you kill him?"
"Because his fucking friends will attack me. . . . I don't need that shit. Besides, I really don't feel like it either."
"Ah, I see. Very well then."
They shook hands and Turles left to complete his mission. He was going to live his days a happy Saiyajin after this was finished.
---
Goku opened the door to his apartment and saw someone standing in the shadows.
"Who's there?" Goku asked.
Turles stepped into the light. "Me, bitch!"
He attacked Goku and punched him in the face. Goku was caught off-guard, so the punch hurt him. Turles kneed him in the stomach and bashed him to the ground.
"You always were weak," Turles said.
"Fuck you!" Goku shouted and kicked him in the face. Turles was launched through the window and he stopped in mid-air. Goku appeared behind him and punched him in the back of the head. He hit the road below headfirst. Goku landed beside him. "Surrender and you will live, Turles."
Without saying a word Turles stood back up and threw a punch. Goku dodged and began bombarding him with kicks and punches. Turles' body was beaten and bruised, and his armor was fucked up.
"Last chance," Goku said.
Turles made an evil laugh and pulled the cigar from his armor. Goku shrugged and watched. Turles lit it with a small finger beam and took a hit. His wounds healed and his muscles grew.
"Holy shit!" Turles exclaimed. "That's some damn good weed!"
Turles jumped onto his feet and hit Goku as hard as he could. Goku crashed into a building.
"This Special Special Cigar holds unbelievable power," Turles said.
"You're full of shit!" Goku shouted not believing him for some reason. He attacked and Turles punched him again and Goku was knocked into the building again.
"Damn," Goku said. "Kaioken!"
He powered up and charged Turles much quicker this time. The two dodged and exchanged blows until Turles landed a shot that knocked Goku off his feet.
"God damn I'm good," Turles congratulated himself.
"Man, fuck this shit," Goku said angrily. He went Super Saiyajin. Turles' scouter read a very high power level before exploding. Goku jumped up and uppercut him. Turles was launched into the air. "So long, Turles," Goku said.
In the air Turles took another hit. His power increased even more. "Hell yeah!" he shouted. He flew back down but Goku kicked him against a wall. Super Saiyajin was too much for him.
Turles took three giant hits and he gained so much power that an aura surrounded him. "How the fuck?" Goku asked himself.
Turles grinned and threw an energy attack. Goku dodged and threw his own. Turles slapped it aside. Goku disappeared and reappeared in front of Turles. He threw a punch but Turles caught it.
"I am ultimate," Turles told him, and kicked him in the stomach. Goku full to his knees holding his stomach. "You are irrelevant, Kakarot."
Turles was so powerful he could fight a Super Saiyajin in his regular state. Goku didn't understand, even though it was quite obviously the cigar.
"Get up," Turles ordered.
Goku did so and said, "I'm tired of this."
He charged his favorite attack. The kamehameha. Turles simply laughed. "None of your weak attacks will work against me, Kakarot."
Goku suddenly went Super Saiyajin 3 and threw the even more powerful attack. The power was overwhelming, and Turles hadn't taken enough hits to withstand such an attack. The Saiyajin was destroyed.
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Piccolo was sitting in his office when Guldo suddenly burst through the floor again. "I'm free again!" he exclaimed happily.
"God damn son of a bitch!" Piccolo shouted angrily. He shot an energy blast and finally killed Guldo. He straightened his tie and sat back in his chair. Suddenly two silver arms burst through the wall from behind and grabbed Piccolo. The look on Piccolo's face was indescribable.
Piccolo landed on his lawn and stood up to face Kooler! He was in his final form.
"Holy shit!" Piccolo exclaimed.
"That's right," Kooler replied. "I heard you were responsible for my father and brother's death. My family has a long history of dying on Earth. You shall pay, you green bastard."
Piccolo pulled out the last existing Special Special Cigar and took a gigantic hit. He threw a punch and knocked Kooler's head off.
"Well, that was easy," Piccolo said and went back into his office. He would smoke many cigars that day-much like any other day.
THE END
Cast:
Piccolo
Vegeta
Goku
Cell
Burter
Jeice
Recoome
Turles
Krillen
King Cold (hallucination)
Freeza (hallucination)
Kooler
Guldo
Bardock (hallucination)
Blue Vegeta (hallucination)
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Never fear, I have written a Piccolo's World III!!!!