UPDATE: IM NOT DEAD!

I'm currently working on chapter 12 of Konosuba! Branching Paths! but a lot of stuff is going on right now so i haven't had much time to work on it. I've also run out of ideas and need a new way to move the plot in. I'm considering cutting Kazuma's visit to iris short but i haven't exactly decided yet.

If anyone has any scenario's they would like me to put Kazuma and co. in then dm me or write a review.

Anywho here is a short little bit of stuff that i've written to quench your thirst.

Thank you for your time! -BargonDargon

Chapter 12: Practice makes perfect! Part 1!

I woke up. The sun illuminated the room and I could faintly smell something good. I sat up on my bed and rubbed my eyes.

"Good Morning, Sir." HUh? I jumped back a bit, looking to my left and saw thin old man in a suit and tie next to me. He had a puffy white mustache and grey hair with bandages covering his face.

"Sir?! Who the hell are you?"

"I am your personal butler, sir. I was ordered by the princess herself to obey you. Although I don't see whatever she sees in you... Well what would you to do first, sir?" Wait what did he mutter...

"Well first I'd like to eat something." I said waving my finger in the air.

"Right away, sir." He said bowing then walking out of the room. Quite the dutiful butler.. I can get used to this..

After eating an exquisite meal I decided to explore the castle a bit. I remember Iris mentioning a garden maybe I could visit that.

"Oi uhmmm….." wait I still don't know his name… "Oi person, what's your name."

"My name is Leonardo Elron, sir."

"Leonardo.. Alright Leonardo lead me to the garden please!"

"As you wish."

We walked around the vast halls of the castle, passing a few guards and even Claire. She shot a look at me with such disdain. I couldn't help but look away and quicken my pace. Leonardo lead me outside to a vast expanse filled with shrubs all kinds, beautiful flowers and a stone path leading to a huge fountain. The grass seemed unnaturally green, almost neon in color, the water from the flower glistened in the air. To put it simply this place was amazing.

"Good Morning Kazuma." Iris said looking up and smiling. She was to my right kneeling down, trowel in hand as she as she patted some dirt around a flower. She was dressed in a simple white dress and her blonde hair in a ponytail. Suffice to say she was adorable. No what am I saying I'm no damn lolicon... No definitely not... okay maybe a little...