I'm doing this early seeing as some of you are probably waiting for the next one to come out. Anyways enjoy and also, if you C7, ehm, read the rest below before reading.

Prologue:

Some of you are wondering why the hell I would want to make my own PokéDex. There is a simple reason, MONEY! Also because Professor Sycamore "disappeared" and people wanted me to replace him until they find him. So I currently have a lab/gym/home, except I don't have 400 different species of mother fucking Pokémon running all over the place destroying my property.

For gathering information, I would you experiences from other people, other 'Dexes, and my own Pokémon. I also bought a DerpeDex form some guy who said it was so bad that his own Metapod made better entries than that. I bought the 'Dex from him for 10 bucks, so I'll use some information to that as well. Unfortunately, Mr. C7's entries are a bunch of South Park scripts, Pokémon style, and 90% of it I can't even use, but I'll give the guy credit for putting up with over 200-300 Pokémon living in his house.

There is only one small difference between Mr. C7's homemade 'Dex and mine; I don't write drunk, I'm not dealing with hundreds of Pokémon, I don't half the US military and I don't have guns ranging from common American weapons to the antiqued Nazi rifles. Alright I'll admit I have three guns, but that's only as self-defense, not a thousand of them. Also, if you're reading this Mr. C7, I'm not trying to make you look like a prick, I'm just stating facts.

WARNING: This Fanfiction contains excessive amount of cursing, offensive content, and some of your childhood memories being bastardized right in front of your own eyes.

I give credit to C7sus4 for the idea.