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Hit on demand

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In which Zero doesn't let Kaname sleep until the elder hits or slaps him.

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" Kana , slap me ~ "

Kaname thought the younger started such thing as a joke , but it turned out he wasn't joking .

Bewildered , the brunette then thought of something else . Maybe Zero confused slapping as something good.

Did his mind perhaps mix kissing and slapping ? Or was he masochistic ?

" Zero , why would I hit you? "
Kaname really really wanted to sleep and didn't have energy to go about arguing with his lover .

" Because I have been bad. " Zero simply replied , leaning closer , tilting his face so that the elder could hit it. But Kaname only rolled his eyes , deciding to go with the flow.

" Here ~ "
He patted Zero's face softly , intending to sleep after it , but a certain rapper didn't let him .

" Kana , stronger ! " Zero insisted , guiding Kaname's hand to his own face

" But , Zero ! you haven't done anything bad ! " Kaname exclaimed in disbelief . He just wanted to sleep .

" Exactly ! I lied , so I'm bad . punish me ! " Zero said so , crawling closer towards the elder.

" Zero , I won't hit you so deal with it ! "
The brunette stated with a tone of finality but then the stubborn chicken had other plans .

" I swear if you don't hit me , I won't let you sleep. " Zero spoke up seriously .
And back to square one they were.
Kaname briefly considered it before standing up and leading the silverette towards the door . If he doesn't throw Zero out of the room , he wouldn't get any sleep.

Once Zero processed the fact he was thrown out , he started knocking on the door harshly.

" Kaname ! " Zero yelled and the elder started getting seriously irritated .

" Zero ! If you wake the others up , I'm gonna get mad at you ! " warned Kaname sternly , hoping his silly lover would drop the nonsensical act .

" Oh . I want you to ~ " Zero only sang in response , much to Kaname's bewilderment .

" If I get mad , I won't hit you ! " Kaname switched tactics .

Then a voice came yelling " Just HIT HIM , Kaname ! " Akatsuki said , enraged by the disturbance of his sleep.

Kaname groaned in annoyance , opened the door , dragged Zero inside , and closed the door again .

He placed his hands over Zero's face then pinched the younger's cheeks.

" There . Now sleep . " He motioned for the younger to go and sleep , thinking he himself would finally sleep . Alas .

Zero exclaimed , protesting " Kaname ! "

And the elder inwardly whined .

He grabbed Zero and threw him on bed , covered him with blankets , and then proceeded to shut Zero's mouth with his hand .
" Zero , shhhh ! "

At first , it was annoying and maybe even irritating but once Kaname learned to look at it in an intimate way , it was kinda sexy.

" I'm not a kid for you to pinch my cheeks ! "

Zero complained , snatching the covers away.

" Zero , sleep ! I won't hit you ! " Kaname said for the millionth time .

" Why not ?! " Yelled Zero like he had every right to .

" Are you for real ? " The elder yelled back , utterly stunned .

" I want it. " Stated Zero , gazing at his lover , hoping it would have some effect .

Kaname started massaging his forehead , trying to control himself.

" Fine ! " he sat up and grabbed a pillow before smacking it against Zero's head.

" Ah ! " Zero , taken aback , let out a soft groan .

" Gosh ! I feel guilty already ! "
Kaname regretted it and leaned closer , checking on the younger who was holding his head after the impact .

" Kaname ! Why did you do that ?! "
Zero exclaimed , his tone showing how dissatisfied he was , which made Kaname confused - to say the least - .

" you said you wanted it ! " He exclaimed , the younger almost driving him insane .

" I said I wanted you to hit me , not a pillow ! " The said younger corrected before pouting intensively .

" Zero , I promise I will hit you dead on inside but not now. I wanna sleep ! "
Promised Kaname suggestively .

If you know what I mean ~

" Kaname , just one hit. " Insisted Zero , disregarding the sexual note Kaname has made .

It was getting annoying to the point the brunette actually wanted to hit the younger.

" Are you fucking kidding me , Zero ? " The elder snapped as his need for sleep dominated .

" Please ? " Pleaded Zero , using his puppy eyes .

" No ! You said only one hit ! " Kaname disapproved , feeling like an idiot for even leading that conversation .

" Well , it doesn't count because you used a pillow. " Noted Zero quite mischievously .

Kaname nearly shed tears.

How to convince that idiot ?

Seeing as there existed no other way , Kaname heaved a deep breath before gulping .

SMACK !

And true enough , they slept afterwards . but as dawn came , Zero woke up with a sour mood and started snapping at Kaname whose mind wasn't really functioning properly .

" Did You just hit me last night ? you cruel beast ! "

He went out of the room , leaving a stunned Kaname behind . the elder was not even fully awake by then .

Akatsuki was in the kitchen , making himself some cereal and yet again dropped the milk carton because of the sudden commotion ..

And when Kaname stomped over to the kitchen , the youngest was in a foul mood.

But he stayed quiet , grabbing himself another carton and as he was about to pour the milk , Zero yelled at once , startling Akatsuki again .. And so he ended up dropping the second carton in row .

Zero actually YELLED .

" Akatsuki , this beast hit me so hard it has left a red mark with clear five fingers. "

Akatsuki was trying hard to control his temper which nearly urged him to get his hands on Zero and hit him twice as much .

As Takuma emerged , he gasped in surprise. " Oh my .. Zero . who did this to you ? And wait .. I don't remember we had milk stream running in our kitchen .. "

Zero got even more annoyed and tried to seek Takuma's attention. Needy Chicken .

" Takuma , Kaname hit me .. See ? " Zero sniffed , feigning innocence .

Before Takuma could answer , Kaname beat him to it.

" Were you not the one who pestered me to hit you all night long until I did so ?! You submissive masochist !" Enraged , Kaname snapped .

" You even begged for it ! "

" I didn't ask you to hit me this hard ." Retorted Zero , cheeks growing red by Kaname's choice of words .

" oh .. My poor senpai . Why are you still with him ? " Takuma spoke up , softening , using his index to lift Zero's face up.

" You think so too ? that I should look for someone who will take care of me , right ? "

Zero joined in the act , clinging to Takuma , wanting to provoke Kaname .

" Takuma ! That's it ! Make a last wish . this is your last day , I swear ! " As Kaname moved forth - enraged - , he was halted .

" What now ? Are you going to hit him now ? first me , now him ? " Zero came forward , hiding Takuma behind his tiny figure .

" Oh ~ Have you ever seen a fish hiding behind a chicken ? "

Kaname sarcastically noted and before the other two could respond , Akatsuki groaned in irritation .

"Aghhhhhh ! Even if Kaname hadn't last night , I would have done it. And if you don't shut up now , I am gonna hit you twice and as hard you will forget your name ." the copper haired male lashed at the other three because no one cared about his spoiled mood .

Zero gasped , feeling offended and Takuma choked on his laughter , whilst Kaname grew over-protective .

" Look who's talking . Just because you have some muscles built up , you think you can throw all manners away ? Show your manliness by punching the sand bag sleeping in your room." said Kaname sardonically , referring to a certain chubby blonde with sky blue eyes .

" I am here . who wants to hit me ? "
Hanabusa emerged , rubbing his eyes , muttering those words .

" To hell with all of you . Is this a home or a goddamn hospital for sick psychos ? can't even sleep a wink because of these little shits , peace wreckers , busted bottomers . I will hit you all dead and so deep that you will lose your voices eternally. " Senri came yelling right after .

" Wait . wait .. WAIT . who the hell are you threatening ? mine ? You narcoleptic , grown up idiot. Take your shit and die or I will suck all blood out of his aorta . First I 'll kill him by ripping his heart open . second , will throw him to vultures . thir- "

Kaname challenged Senri but then got interrupted .

" Kaname .. " Zero said , his jaw almost dropping .

" Shut up ! " they all voiced it out to Zero unanimously.

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