oki here are some more. Credit is written after the rule.
Rule#toomanyrules: Jay is not allowed to use Whoopie Cushions.(SheaAndDove)
Jay:You guys are such adults
Cole: I'm pretty sure you're a child
Nya: I'll admit, the first time you did it it was sorta funny
Zane: However the last fourteen times grew steadily more obnoxious
Jay: Adults
Kai: OKaY the next time i hear a Whoopie cushion I swear I'm gonna roast you, you little shit
Jay: Well you're not an adult or a child. Manchild
Kai: That's it
Rule: Cole cannot listen to death metal at two in the morning(SheaAndDove)
Nya: *Bags under her eyes/slightly deranged* It has to stop
Cole: Nya? Are you . . . feeling okay
Nya: Make it stop
Cole:*Swallows* But what about my morning workout?
Nya:*Eye twitches/brandishes wrench*
Cole:*Holds out hands defensively* *In a high pitched voice* Okay. It'll stop. I promose
Nya:Hahaha, good
Cole: Damn you're scary.
Rule: Nya is banned from water guns (SheaAndDove)
Nya: Oh please, that's ridiculos
Jay: No offense, but last time we had a water gun fight it was a little unfair
Cole: *Still drenched from the fight* A little
Kai: Yeah no, she killed us
Jay: So like not to be rude or anything, but it's not exactly fair
Nya: Don't bitch at me
Jay: oKaY
Kai/Cole: Not okay. you don't get water guns anymore
Nya: Uggh, Jay is so much easier to beat in an argument
Jay: Hey!
Nya: Well fine, next time it can be me vs. all of you
Kai: NOT THE POINT
Rule: Zane can't make any more puns
Zane: Oh, i thought i was getting better at them
Jay: That's the thing, you are getting better
Zane: I fail to see a problem then
Cole: Well that's how puns are, the better they are, the more cringy, hence they're actually getting worse
Zane: Well then i guess you could say theyre snow laughing matter
Cole: nO
Zane: Come on don't give me a cold shoulder
Cole: AHHHHHHH
Rule: Lloyd is not to be left alone with sour patch kids(SheaAndDove)
Kai: Yeah that was a fiasco
Lloyd: Steven didn't deserve to die that way. He just told jessica he was in love with her
Kai: Lloyd, it's candy
Lloyd: They had homes that you ruthlessly destroyed. Kai the Killer they said
Kai: I recycled the box
Lloyd: Sour Patch Kids are people too
Kai: Yeah! Then I'ma a cannibal. Sue me
Lloyd: You monster
Rule: Kai is banned from flamin hot cheetoes(SheaAndDove)
Kai: Oh come on, it's not my fault y'all have weak ass tastebuds
Cole: You disaster of a person, you baked them into my cake
Kai: They make everything better
Jay: Well they didn't make my ice cream better
(Flashback to Jay licking ice cream and then screaming moments later)
Zane: Or my refuel
(Cue Zane choking and spitting it out)
Nya: Or my fruit cup
(Flashback to Nya spraying her mouth with water)
Kai: Ya'll aren't chefs like i am
Cole: Yeah okay were going to confiscate all your spicy foods
OKay theres everything for today. Hope you enjoyed. Thanks a million to SheaAndDove for basically plotlining this entire chapter, you're amazing.
Also, i had a random thought and i figure this is kinda the place to put it. Imagine if the ninja lived in our world and used their powers for good. Like Nya would stop tsunamis and give countries clean water, and Cole would save peopel from earthquakes, and Jay would give countries power, and Zane would stop the ice caps from melting and Kai would give countries warmth and maybe lanche rockets, and Lloyd would fricken just turn psycos into good people. Be a cool fanfiction you know. Anyways.
Keep Writing Keep Reading, Nova out ;)