SeikiSeiki: Another self-insert OC fanfiction, this time in KHR! First chapter's a bit dry, but the next chapters will (hopefully) become more funny when POV shifts to OC as she begins her steady descent into the insanity that is Namimori. Feel free to review and drop constructive criticism and any ideas you would like to see implemented :D
"If I was stuck in a room with my father and your father with only one bullet in a gun, I would immediately shoot myself."
-Sawada Chiyohime complaining to Xanxus about their Daddy Issues™
Sawada Chiyohime is six years old when The Incident occurs.
She is sitting on the front porch with her father's boss, watching her younger brother play with a ball in the frontyard. Her father and mother are inside the house, so the only person watching over her is her father's boss.
Chiyohime rather likes her father's boss, an elderly man who tells her to call him "Nonno." He tells her that it's Italian for "grandfather", and she thinks that he does seem like a grandfather. She asks him how to speak Italian and he obliges with a kind smile, speaking some Italian phrases and explaining their meaning in Japanese. When she stumbles over the foreign words, he slowly repeats the words, letting her copy his pronunciation. He praises her when she manages to roughly repeat after him, even though she's sure she's still mispronouncing the Italian words.
She likes that Nonno tries to teach her and not laugh at her mistakes. Every time she messes up in front of her papa, he always laughs at her and picks her up, swinging her around and making her dizzy. Chiyohime wonders whether Nonno ever did that kind of thing to his children.
Their conversation is interrupted when their neighbour's pet chihuahua starts to wiggle through a hole in the fence, barking madly.
She screams, well aware that their neighbour's pet chihuahua loves to bite. She has the scar on her right calf and Tsuna as a witness to prove it. Tsuna is barely four years old, but he still remembers the dog that bit his sister. He begins crying, which attracts the attention of the dog that had finished forcing its way through the fence.
Chiyohime runs into the house, calling for her papa. Nonno seems too old to deal with the vicious dog, and her mama seems too gentle. Her papa seems like the perfect man to get rid of the dog, strong enough to lift her up even though she is already six years old.
"Papa!" She wails, running for her papa who is watching television on the couch. "There's a mean dog about to attack Tsuna!"
Her papa stands up, effortlessly catching her and lifting her up. "What's wrong, Chi-chan?"
Through her inelegant blubbering, she manages to sob out. "There's a mean dog that bit me in the past, and now it's outside and about to bite Tsuna as well!"
"Alright, Chi-chan. Let papa take care of this." He sets her down and pats her head, running to the front yard. She follows after him, hiccuping softly.
They return just in time to see Nonno crouching down to talk to Tsuna, who's eyes are glowing orange and forehead is on fire. The dog is nowhere in sight.
"Chi-chan, you shouldn't lie about your younger brother being in danger." Her papa scolds, seeing that his youngest child is perfectly fine.
"But papa! There was a dog and...wait, why is Tsuna on fire?" Chiyohime furrows her brow, looking at her younger brother.
"There was a dog but he left." Nonno explains in Japanese, before starting a rapid conversation with her papa in Italian. The conversation seems intense, both men seemingly arguing about something.
"Come along now, Chi-chan." Her papa begins herding her back into the house, ignoring her protests. "Nothing to see here."
"But papa! Tsuna was on fire." Chiyohime argues, trying to look through the front door as her father pointedly blocked her way.
"Ahahaha, he wasn't on fi-" He's cut off by a furious yell from his daughter, who kicks him sharply in the shin. Taken aback by the sudden show of violence from his docile daughter, he lets go just in time for her to run past him to the frontyard.
She manages to catch the sight of Nonno gently poking her brother in the forehead, right where the flame was with a flaming finger. The flame poofs out of existence and Tsuna collapses.
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The last thought Chiyohime has before collapsing as well is 'My brother will be running around in his underwear in 10 years.'