A/N: Final chapter of this shitpost. Enjoy...
The Mad King of Beacon
Summary: Professor Port and Edgar have taken over Beacon. Now, the Mad King will make everyone bend to his will, or they will suffer a fate worse than death itself.
*A Final Dose of Shitposting*
Mad King Ryan let out evil guffaws, his cruel laughter shaking the very plane of existence. "At last! The Dusty Winged Angel and I meet yet again!" He flew up into the air, a single black angel wing growing from his back like he was the fucking reincarnation of Sephiroth.
To those who still bitch about Sephiroth tearing Vergil a new one in the Death Battle, shut up already. Sephiroth=god.
Seriously. That battle with him in Final Fantasy VII took at least an hour.
Now you're probably wondering who the fuck the Dusty Winged Angel is.
Well...
It's Qrow.
What, you're going to tell me you didn't see that coming? I fucking dropped like three hints! Red eyes, has bangs, and likes to drink Scotch? Totally Drunkle Qrow.
Whatever.
Qrow was busy drinking tequila and whiskey mixed, giving the Mad King the middle finger. You know, because anyone who drinks in the middle of combat is a total badass.
Does anyone else drink as much as Qrow nowadays in anime? I have yet to see someone else drain entire flasks like him.
Still, for an old man, he's pretty fucking good looking. Seriously, this guy probably swims in bitches and whiskey.
Anyway...
Qrow finally stopped drinking after his liver committed suicide, and he and the Mad King had an epic clash.
Stories would be told of this day.
The day that Mad King Ryan and Qrow fought, sword to sword. A goddamn monument would be erected or some shit. I don't know. I haven't had a single clue what I have been doing for about three chapters now.
While the epic battle raged on, Ryan let out an evil laugh and cast some voodoo bullshit towards his pet. "Rise, my beast! Show them the power of the one in the hole!"
Qrow watched as Edgar turned into some giant Minotaur Grimm, because the show hasn't shown that shit yet. "Da fuck is that thing?"
Come on, Rooster Teeth! A Minotaur Grimm would be dope as shit! You already did a demon Dr Scotland/Scandinavia with the Nuckelavee. I even bought the hoodie!
Meh.
Edgar roared and stampeded around Beacon, lowering its head and charging Qrow.
Little did it know, Qrow was the God of Light.
Seriously.
Oum-gle that shit if you aren't a believer.
Right, the story.
Qrow reached for his flask with a smile, and began swinging his giant scythe thingy at the Grimm's head during the brief fight.
Note the word brief.
Qrow stood up victorious with the Grimm's severed head in his hands, and he threw it onto the ground. "I do not tolerate little pussys cheating in battle."
The Mad King broke down at the sight of his dead pet, falling to his knees. "NOOOOOOOOOO! Edgar!"
Qrow calmly walked over to him, and stabbed him in the chest.
Do we have a name for Qrow's weapon yet? Because I'm voting for calling it 'Mr. Stabby'.
"Remain in my memories where you belong," Qrow snarled.
"I...will never be a memory," Ryan hissed. His black wing wrapped around him before he vanished, and just like that, shit was back to normal in Remnant.
And that's why Qrow is the best character in RWBY.
He drinks to no end, fucks Winter behind the scenes, and when people start shit with him, he punches them in the face.
A/N: Hope you've enjoyed. Special thanks to both blaiseingfire for this shitpost.