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In this chapter I am dropping so many hints to one of Naruto's many abilities, original abilities –If no one gets it then I'll give you a clue, a certain Lancer had this is a mystic - something~-

Chapter Start

Tap! Tap! Tap!

The sound of a knife hitting something resounded within the admittedly large kitchen of the Pendragon Residence.

Standing in front of the Sink with a large chopping board beside it with several vegetables sitting on it and was being cut into pieces as it is, beside is a cooking stove with a frying pan in with several bacons and eggs being cooked at the same time with the bacon on top of the egg.

Standing in front of the sink while cutting the vegetables to make an coleslaw is an admittedly attractive woman with very mature features and curvaceous body.

She was an very attractive woman with long golden blonde hair that looked as if it has been sprinkled with golden dust from some kind of fairy, her long hair was tied in a braid and wrapped around the back of her head acting as a hair clip instead while her bangs flows freely with two long sideburns that reached just below her larger than average explosive breast.

Her green eyes was filled with maturity and calmness as if there are no things that could get on her skin, her body is very toned with her arms being very toned despite not showing any muscles while her thighs were thick and looks squishy it was very toned and has one hell of rear, underneath her one piece white long sleeve fluffy outfit an outline of small stomach muscles could be seen despite not showing any abs but the lines are visible.

Her outfit is a one piece long sleeve white turtle neck shirt that ends just mid her thighs with her legs and foot being bare of anything revealing her toned thighs to all their glory.

All in all, the woman looked like a sophisticated lady with a body that any man would die for just to get a glimpse of.

'Even I never expected my body to mature this much after letting Avalon go.' Thought the girl with a small smile gracing her face, it was small enough that if you don't look closer you won't see it.

It has been seven years since she'd taken Naruto in her care and it has been seven years since she let go of her position as the head of the Pendragon family, although it made her feel bad she never regretted her decision.

Last she heard her brother took the position of the head after her disappearance and when they were still looking for her they temporarily gave the position of the head to her brother and last she heard he was doing a good job at it, the only people who knows her current location is her most trusted guards and her father of course, she could still remember the reaction of her father after he found out that she has a son.

At first he was skeptical about the child but after meeting her son her father for some reason become a different kind of person, it was started when her father sent a man hunt to find her and when she found out she sent a message to him to stop the man hunt because it is making the other factions antsy and in exchange she will tell him her location.

She could still remember the day when her father came to visit the apartment she was living on back then, because in her haste to leave she forgot to bring much of her money and simply bought what she have in her person.

While her father's reaction to her son is comical he immediately accepted Naruto once he met him, it happened two years ago and she could still remember it as clear as day as it just happened yesterday.

-Flash Back-

Uther stood in front of his daughter with a stern expression, while he tried his best to hide his surprise after seeing how mature his daughter has become at least physically he still could not hide the shock on his face when he found out that his daughter have a son.

Standing in front of him is his daughter looking a bit more mature than when he last saw he, she was much taller and has a bigger bust to boot –probably inherited it from her mother since her mother is known to be a true bombshell- bless her soul.

"Explain yourself daughter! Why did you suddenly left the Castle and what's with your letter about having a son, I've never seen you becoming pregnant!" Uther looked red in the face with rage as several of his men wearing black suit standing on guard outside and some inside on standby just in case somebody tries to attack them.

"And why are you living in such a shabby place!?" Uther shrieked as if very offended while her daughter tried her best not to look sheepish in front of her enraged father "This place is an insult for a Pendragon, I cannot believe you are living in this dump!"

"Father, calling my house as a dump is a bit too, much don't you think?" While yes the apartment is a bit on a small side with only a single room and a small kitchen connected to the living room while the laundry and the bathroom is in one room.

"SILENCE!" Uther shrieked, her father looked so angry he looks like he was about to breath fire while Artoria shrink under his gaze, jeez she felt like a child again being caught doing something naughty like stealing a cookie!

Just what the hell happened to her emotionless persona!?

After meeting Naruto and being with him for five years it seems it disappeared, after all who would be able to stay emotionless in front of that adorable child!?

Just thinking of her adorable and cute son made her gush inside, oh how her sleeps is so cute she could not help but watch him sleep all night instead of sleeping herself!

She could not help herself okay?

He's just that adorable!

If you see him personally you'll understand.

You'll end up being skewered by her spear though if you try as much as touch him in an appropriate way.

Speaking of her

Crap! He's asleep she forgot and her father kept on yelling.

"Father please be quiet."

She warned with a small scowl while Uther looked taken aback and from the corner of her eyes she could see her father's guards looking shock with their eyes and mouths wide open after hearing their princess reprimanding their Lord.

"Wha-?" Uther looked like he was about to explode but was stopped by Artoria's fierce glare when she heard him raised his voice to scream at her again.

"My son is sleeping just next room I would hate it if you wake him up with your constant yelling father, and if he wakes up because of you I don't know what I'll do."

Uther gawked at his daughter as his face turned red from the sheer humiliation and rage that is bubbling on his chest, while his guards starting fidgeting nervously at seeing their Lord looking ready to unleash one of his legendary tirades again.

The last time it happened was when Princess Mordred –The daughter of Princess Artoria's sister- got hurt because of his youngest son Arthur, he was forbidden from swinging his wooden sword inside the house yet still did so and accidentally struck his niece making her cry.

It's safe to say that their Lord was furious and went on a tirade that traumatized the young Pendragon.

"Mama?" from the room a small childish voice was heard making Artoria along with Uther and the guards to turned to the now opened door to see a small blonde child peeking with a worried frown on his adorable face.

"Are you fighting mama?"

The boy has fluffy yet spiky blonde hair that reminds them of a fur, he has a very round and adorable face with six cute whisker like markings on his cheeks while his blue eyes was looking at his mother with worry, his body was being hidden by the wall.

As one the guards immediately jerked back in shock while holding their nose to prevent blood from spilling, they would not want to traumatize the boy.

'So adorable!' thought the guards while staring at the boy that looked so much like their princess.

Uther simply stared at the boy with blank eyes while Artoria looked worried, she immediately stood up from the couch she was sitting on and started to rush towards Naruto and scoop him in her arms.

"There's nothing wrong sweetheart, Mama's just having a talk with grandpa." Artoria gushed while the guards looked on baffled at seeing how Artoria interacts with her child, it was so out of character of the usual cool and calm collected princess they knew!

Not that they could blame her though, they thought as they kept on stealing glances at their Lord and their Princess before gushing at the adorable child before repeating the same process over and over again.

Uther stood up with his face completely red with veins throbbing on his forehead and his body trembling in which they presumed as rage.

"Fathe-" Artoria was just going to warn her father when he raised his hand to stop her from speaking.

"What's his name?"

"My name is Naruto!" Before Artoria could introduce her son he interrupted and introduce himself with a wide grin on his face. "Are you really my grandpa?"

Uther twitched especially when Naruto tilted his head to the side, while he have enough resistance due to having interacted with many children, his guards don't as they immediately rush outside.

Once outside they started spewing blood from their mouth and nose while falling to their knees much to the shock and confusion of the guards outside who started to panic believing it is an attack.

But once they peeked inside they saw nothing other than their Lord and Princess while holding an adorable child.

Naruto saw the people standing outside their door and he smiled while waving at them.

Bleeerg!

They too become a victim as they all flew outside with blood coming out of their nose.

'How Destructive!'

The guards landed on the ground unconscious.

Pathetic the lot of them' thought Uther with a scowl before taking a deep breath.

"Hello Grandpa!" Naruto sent him a wide innocent smile that almost made him stood back.

"Daughter."

Artoria winced at the emotionless tone that her father used on her, he only used it on her when she truly reached the limit of her father's patience.

"Tell me my daughter."

"Yes father?"

"Are you living here with your son for five years now?"

"Yes father?"

"In this place?"

"Yes father?" Artoria did not know why he's asking all this questions and where this one is going so she kept on answering his question with a confused expression on his face.

Uther took a deep breath as if to calm himself.

"PREPOSTERUS!" Uther shrieked in rage while Artoria wince with Naruto clutching at his ears due to the loud shout while his shoulders started shaking in fear.

"Wha!?"

"You are living in this dump with my grandson!? With my cute and adorable grandson!?"

Artoria simply stared at her father with empty eyes while Naruto continue on holding his ears in fear.

"MY CUTE GRANDSON IS LIVING IN SUCH A DUMP!? I CANNOT ACCEPT THIS! A GRANDSON OF MINE ESPECIALLY THIS ADORABLE LIVING IN THIS TRASH DUMP!?" Uther looked on the verge of exploding "EXPLAIN DAUGHTER!?"

"I-It's not like I have much of a choice father, I did not thought this through and have no money to buy a house, I only have enough for me to rent this apartment for several years."

At this point Uther is now seeing red.

"No daughter! I don't care if you don't return to the Castle but no grandchild of mine shall live in such a place! If you insist of staying here in Japan with my grandchild then I'll buy you a bigger house!"

Artoria looked shock at what she was hearing, after all her father was so against it earlier and just after seeing her son he suddenly become like this.

She was about to open her mouth to decline his offer to tell him that she could take care of him herself since she already applied herself on a job just near her apartment.

"Do not argue with me daughter, it is this or I'll take him with me back to the Pendragon Castle."

"You would not!" Artoria hissed angrily while holding her son protectively, even if it's her father she would not let him take her son!

"I can and I will, I would not take him from you but in exchange you will accept every help I will give you, which would be allowance given by me not for you but for my grandchild, I will handle everything from necessity to his educations, do you understand me?" Uther responded with a cold look and a hiss daring his daughter to say otherwise.

"But…"

"Or are you planning to raise my Grandchild in this dump, can you stomach that your son will grow up with only the bare minimum?"

Artoria winced, he got her there she cannot say anything back against that.

"I understand father, but you will not take him away from me?" Artoria looked conflicted while Uther nodded his head.

"I am not that heartless to separate a child from his mother, in exchange from my help you will allow me to visit him and if I cannot visit him you will bring him to the Castle to stay for a week, no for a month because a year would be too much, do you understand me?" Uther made all the conditions while Artoria simply nodded her head dumbly looking confused why he was acting as such while Naruto finally released his hold on his ears when he could no longer hear screams.

Uther turned to the child and seeing the confuse yet worried expression on his adorable face Uther's heart almost exploded at the sheer adorableness of the child.

'How can a child be this adorable!?' thought Uther in disbelief 'What sorcery is this!?'

"Hello Naruto, my name is Uther and I am your grandfather." Uther introduced himself with a warm smile on his face startling Artoria, never hard she seen such an expression on his face, he was usually so stern and serious even when she was still a child.

While yes, there are times when he would dot on her and her siblings but she had never seen such an expression on his face.

Truly, her son's cuteness is destructive enough and to the point it could turn even the most stoic man into a gushing mess.

"It is very nice to meet you grandson."

Naruto's grin was so wide it almost ripped his face in half and forced his eyes to close "Hello Grandpa, my name is Naruto Pendragon, I'm so happy to meet you!"

Uther immediately held his nose to prevent blood from leaking.

"I-I'm very pleased too, my grandson how old are you?"

"I'm five!" Naruto held up five fingers to show just how old he is while Artoria looked on with a flat stare at her father.

"Father."

"W-What?"

"I appreciate that you acknowledge my son's cuteness but please don't stare too much or you might creep him out."

"W-what I do not!" Uther depended himself while Artoria narrowed her eyes.

"And you're nose is not bleeding." She remarked flatly while Uther immediately wiped the blood from his nose.

"T-This means nothing! I must go take this!" Uther handed a card to Artoria and immediately turned around to leave.

"T-That is your new account, I'll periodically send you money for you and my Grandchild, I must leave now because I still have a lot of things to take care of, Good bye my daughter and I'll see you again Naruto."

"Bye Grandpa, comeback and visit us soon okay!"

Artoria flatly stared at her stiffening back until he got out of the house.

Once outside Uther did not bother waking his unconscious guards as too finally fell down on the ground with blood trailing down his nose while he kept on puking blood.

'T-That child is a… biological weapon.'

Was his last thought before he too finally lost his consciousness.

-End-

Artoria let out a small chuckle at that particular memory, the shock of seeing her father and his guards passed out made her want to drink a lot of alcohols just so she could forget it but with Naruto it become impossible, there's no way she would ever drink such beverages when her son is present.

And that means every time because there is no way her son is going to be separated from her for as long as she lives!

She shook her head as she refocused herself, she place the now cooked bacon egg on a plate and a certain ding made her realize that the toaster finally finished toasting the bread.

Even to this day she could still not believe herself doing something like this, never in her life she tried on cooking simply because she believed it to be bothersome and that her Castle have hundreds of chef working overtime to cook her the best of meal.

But now with only her and her son she needed to learn how to cook since there is no way she would ever hire a maid or a caretaker to take care of her son for her, after all she didn't want some hoochie stealing her son's attention away from her which is why she decided to do everything by herself.

At the beginning it was failure and her son disgusted expression whenever he eat her failure of a cooking made her strive hard to learn how to cook tasty meal, while it could not be considered a five star meal it's still good enough to be considered a home cooked meal which it was.

Her ears twitched when she heard the shower in the bathroom started running which means her son is now awake and is now taking a shower.

Glancing at the wall clock she saw it was only seven in the morning, she's an early riser.

'It was too early, he's awake already?' thought Artoria as she placed all the used cooking utensils on the sink to be washed later while placing their breakfast on the table.

'And he's taking a shower now, his food will get cold though.'

Shaking her head Artoria finally decided to just go and join her son in the shower, it would be faster if she showered with him instead of letting him wash himself by himself which would take much longer than anticipated.

She opened the bathroom which was connected to the laundry, once inside she started staking off her clothes.

The shirt comes first, once she took it off her full toned curvaceous body was revealed and any and I mean all hot blooded males and females would immediately die of blood lost from seeing such a splendid body.

She put her discarded shirt on the hamper next to the washer, then comes her blue bra and she too placed it on the hamper along with her blue underwear.

Once done she took a towel and wrapped it around her body, though because of her breast –something she did not expect to grow to this size- she was barely able to wrapped it around herself.

'And being stared at by males is annoying' thought Artoria as she opened the glass door leading to the bathroom, the steam preventing the person inside to be seen due to the fog covering the glass.

Once inside she took note of how her now seven year old son seems to be having a hard time washing his back, his back was turned away from her while he was sitting near the pool.

They have a spacious bathroom after all, her father really did go all out in his endeavor of buying such a house.

Once she closed the door with a soft click which her son finally seems to notice, he glance at her with worried blue eyes.

"Mother, I can't reach my back!" Naruto whined with a small pout when he saw his mother walking towards him with a smile, though her smile seemed to twitch.

'Father, I loathe you so much.' Thought Artoria, since she started bringing her son to the their Castle in England –which everyone seems to be excited off every time she goes there with Naruto, especially her cousins and nieces, though none was far more excited than her father- her father started teaching her son about etiquettes and bunch of noble stuffs.

Something she didn't want to teach her son, she wants him to be normal and not some stuffy noble, thankfully he don't seem to be getting such snotty attitude like his cousins which she was very grateful for.

"I'll wash you, come here." Artoria took a stool and sat on it while patting her lap which prompted Naruto to stand from his own stool and started walking towards her and sat on her lap.

Once he did Artoria did her best not to smother him in her chest – she didn't want him to freak out though-, it took a lot of effort though considering how her chest is heaving due to how hard she was breathing.

Her son is just that cute!

Every day with him is a training of wits and a battle of will.

So many times she almost snap whenever her son would hug her or sit on her lap or cuddle with her, though the maids at the Castle has no such self control as whenever they see her son they would immediately hug him and gush at him.

It's like her son has some kind of attracting power!

Truly dangerous!

Just what kind of sorcery did his real parents casted on him!?

Well she's his parent now –and will forever be his only parent- so tough luck to them!

"Mother?"

Artoria was snapped back to reality by her son confused and worried look, plastering a smile on her face she picked up a washcloth with a liquid soap lathering it.

"Yes?"

"What is a babe?"

Artoria twitched and almost dropped the washcloth on her hands with a dumbfounded look on her face.

"W-where did you hear that word?" Artoria asked with a crisp tone trying to find out the name of the person whom would be buried next day.

Naruto looked up to his mother wondering why his mother looked like she was contemplating something.

Well she was, she was contemplating whether she would bury the poor sap or straight it drill him with her holy spear and see how far it could when she stab it in their disgusting rears!

"I heard if from our neighbor Issei, he said you are a total babe and that you have amazing, what was it again?" Naruto tilted his head cutely while Artoria immediately looked away with blood flying from her mouth.

"Mother!?"

"I-It-s nothing sweetheart, now tell me what he said." Artoria asked while wiping her bloody lips while wondering just how she would make that brat bleed.

"He said you have an, amazing tits." Naruto tilted his head in confusion to stare her in the eyes "What is tits?"

Though Artoria have a calm and serene expression on her face her inner thoughts were not as she was raging, in fact she was downright furious.

'He's dead, when I'm done with him he's going to wish he's dead.'

Dead!

With a capital D!

Dead!

How dare that little gremlin!

That little vermin!

The worm!

To try and corrupt her son!

His dick will fall off, followed by his balls!

-Issei Residence-

In his room Issei crossed his legs as he felt something unpleasant as his back shivers.

"What's wrong Issei-kun?" His friend Irina looked on with a worried expression seeing her friend shuddering in what she assumes to be terror.

"I-I don't know, I felt like my manhood is in danger." Replied Issei while trying to locate where the source of the dread he felt is coming from, while Irina raised an eyebrow due to her friend's antics.

"What are you saying?" Irina shook her head "You're being an idiot again."

"Hey!"

"Well you are being an idiot."

"I am not an Idiot! Naruto says so!"

Irina shook her head once again "He just says that because he's too nice to call you out, I wonder what he's doing though."

"Probably still asleep, that dumb blonde is too much of a log to wake up early." Issei shook his head while Irina scowled not liking the fact that her friend is badmouthing their other friend while he's not here.

"I can't believe you are saying such a thing you stupid Issei! And Naru-kun has always been kind to you and you're saying such mean things towards him when he's not here!" Irina scolded with a frown while Issei shrugs his shoulder.

"I didn't hear him complaining though."

'Idiot, he's just too nice to call you out!" Irina picked up the picture book she was holding and smash Issei on the head with it.

"Ow! That hurts!" Issei stood up with a glare while holding his head "So you are the source of that dread hah!"

He picked up a pillow and retaliated by smashing it on Irina's face, it did not hurt but it did irritate her.

"Because you are being rude to our friend!" Irina responded by lashing her foot out and kicking Issei on the groin.

"Gaah!" Issei fell down while clutching his crotch with tears on his eyes.

"Stupid Issei! I hate you!" Irina shouted as she ran outside of Issei room to leave and return home!

Stupid Issei!

From the corner of the room a lone girl wearing spectacles and has short bob cut hair style looked on emotionlessly.

"Idiot." She said in monotone as she stood up and left by following Irina.

"Uhhh."

-Back to the Pendragon Residence-

"S-Sweetheart, forget that word okay? T-those are bad words." Artoria responded with a stiff smile with her eyes twitching.

"But Issei said that it was holy though?" Responded Naruto while the twitch on Artoria's eyes developed an twitch of its own.

"J-Just forget it okay Sweetie or Mother will get angry." Artoria warned while Naruto nodded his head not wanting to get his mother angry at him.

If she said it was bard words then it is a bad word even if his friend said so.

That day Naruto Pendragon stopped believing on every crap that would come out of Issei's mouth.

"Naruto."

Naruto looked up at his mother as she rubs his back with the washcloth as she lathers it with soap, only his face has no foam in it as even his head has some while his mother finally removed the towel in her body as it already become incredibly wet.

"Yes?"

"Will you bring this Issei to me later, would you do that for mother?"

Naruto raised an eyebrow wondering why his mother wanted to meet his friend, well there's nothing wrong anyway since she never met him before its better she meet him now than later.

"Okay." He nodded his head while Artoria let out a small dangerous smile hidden from her son, oh that would soon hope that he was never born a guy.

"Want to get on the pool?" Asked Artoria while Naruto nodded his head since that is the point of him waking up early anyway, so that he could relax on the warm pool since his body ache due to them playing all nightlong yesterday, who knew Irina has such stamina that girl could run all day long.

Though he wonders why Issei kept on treating Irina like a guy when Irina is clearly a girl.

His thought process was broken when his mother pour a bucket of warm water on him to remove all the foam on him and her.

Once it was removed the two of them started walking towards the pool, he let his mother enter first and once she was seated he entered the pool-tub and sat on her lap.

His mother is pretty affectionate so he could not help but become affectionate too!

Though I wonder why Irina would always turns red when I hug her.' Thought Naruto with a shrug of his shoulders

"By the way Mother, are we going to visit Grandpa and the other's later, I'm starting to miss Mo-chan!"

Artoria twitched at the mention of the girl, she really did not like her son hanging out with that girl while at first she has no problem but for some reason her little niece developed such a crude mouth as she would hear her starting spouting such crude curses that no child her age should know.

She wonders where the little girl learns it, hopefully her father has already purge it from the kid's system since she really didn't want her adorable son to learn such crude words from her.

Because if her father had not curb it out of her then she will and if that little girl refused then whether her father liked it or not she will never bring her son back to the Castle anymore.

No one would corrupt her son!

No one!

For some reason several girl's from young to old from different factions started shivering wondering why they suddenly felt like the hands of death wrapping itself on their throats.

-0-0-0-

Inside a dark room lit with nothing but candles with chandeliers hanging on the roof with candles lit on it, several people could be seen discussing about things that would lead to their certain dooms.

"It seems the rumor about the Invincible Woman becoming a mother is real, one of our spies just saw her months ago with a blonde child." An elderly man with venom filled voice spoke in a muffle voice, his face could not be seen due to the darkness of the room.

How Cliché!

Typical D-Rate villains!

"So that bitch is a woman too, once seeing a cock huge enough to fuck her she would spread her legs!" Another one spoke with his tone laced with venom as he snarled while tracing a scar that has been placed on him by the woman he called a bitch.

"This information is a Godsend, we finally found a weakness of hersssss~" Another one spoke with a hiss like a coiled snake ready to strike.

"Let me at her! I want to avenge my son that she killed years ago! Let me kill her spawn in front of her so she will realize how painful it is to lose a son!" Another one yelled with venom laced tone as he practically spat while foaming at the mouth in rage.

"Let us all be calm my brothers, we would have our vengeance against her one way or another." The man which presumed to be the leader calmed everyone down with simply a raised of his hand.

"How are we going to do it though?"

The leader let out a vicious grin.

"Of course were going to use her only weakness, I will enjoy burning his son alive in front of her!" the leader let out a mad cackle while the group of plotting old people's started laughing with glee.

Let it be known that this guys are nothing but side characters that will pave the way for an action, an action that would make the world tremble and would let them know not to mess with the Invincible Mother!

The Invincible mother who would rip the world in half just to be with her baby!

The rest of the day was spent with nothing but cackles and giggles from the people.

From the distance a man with six pair of wings looked on with a frown on his face.

'This is bad, I got to do something before those idiots do something that will bring them the wrath of the church.'

With that thought the man disappeared in a flock of white feathers.

Chapter End

Thank you for the support guys, this is not yet the cannon since Naruto is just seven years old! Please look forward to the next chapter since there would be some actions in it and naturally would be longer, please leave a lot of reviews.