Naruto laid in bed with his lover Supernova a purple cosmic being that was an integalatic superheroine that was a part of a team called the Vindicators who Morty looked up to for whatever reason
Naruto and Rick didn't really care for the team but Naruto did care for Supernova as he sensed she was the strongest member of the team, and the two would regularly spar with each other, and became lovers even though she was married. The two had suffered a miscarriage from Supernova's physiology negating her the ability to have children and Naruto had came out to support her through it,
"You should head home." Supernova said
"Yeah, if you need anything you know where to find me." Naruto smiled before the two kissed and Naruto flew off
Later, Earth
Naruto crash landed in a neighborhood of Arlan, Texas slamming into the street causing a crater to form and the three four men standing beside each other with a beer to jump
"Noooo!" a man in a white t-shirt and glasses screamed looking at the large dent in the road, "Look what you've done."
"My bad man chill out." Naruto said stepping out of the crater
"I will not chill out, this was a perfectly good road and you ruined it."
Naruto raised an eyebrow, "Whatever old man." Naruto said turning to leave
"Hey! Come back here!"
"Teach 'em a lesson Hank!" a man with a cap smoking a cigarette yelled
Hank grabbed Naruto's arm and turned him around, before poking his chest "You will fix the damage you made to the road or I will kick your ass!"
Naruto looked down to his chest and back up to Hank, and a punch to the jaw sent Hank to the ground, "You know some might say this is overboard but there is something that I don't like about you." Naruto said as Hank crawled up to his feet and tried to punch Naruto who caught his arm and a hip toss sent Hank toward his shocked friends who screamed and moved out the way causing Hank to fly through the fence into his yard
Naruto walked through the destroyed fence as Hank groaning crawled toward his house but Naruto kicked him in the side sending him flying into his truck denting it as people filtered out to watch what was happening
"Hank!" Peggy Hill yelled rubbing for her husband and trying to hit Naruto, but he turned with a back hand that sent her flying out the yard into the house across the street, her upper body stuck in the wall as her limp lower body hung out of the wall
"P-peggy!" Hank cried
Naruto scoffed looking at the woman he just killed, "I really need to learn how to reign myself in." he thought before a shotgun barrel was shoved into his cheek
"You'll pay for hurting my best friend, alien!" the glasses wearing cigarette smoking man said, but before he could do anything the gun was snatched and used as a baseball bat and broke his nose sending him to the ground before with a twirl of the gun, Naruto shot the man's face off, and cocked it before shooting Hank's face off as well
Turning to the other neighbors Naruto blinked seeing two familiar blondes he remembered sleeping with on separate occasions, "Hey Luanne, Nancy. Sorry bout this, but no witnesses." Naruto said before he went on a killing spree and slaughtered the entire neighborhood and walked to the end of the road and with a deep breath a large storm of flames overtook the entire neighborhood
Later
Rick, Jerry, and Beth were eating breakfast, as Rick was building a robot at the table while Jerry was playing Jerry's Game, when Rick started welding, and the bulk of the sparks flew towards Jerry, who turned away to dodge the bulk of them, before Morty entered the room
"Hey Rick, I have to make a project for the science fair this weekend. You think you could help me out?" Morty asked getting Jerry's attention
"Whatever." Rick said disinterested
"Well, um, traditionally science fairs are a father-son thing." Jerry spoke up
"Well, scientifically, traditions are an idiot thing." Rick replied
Beth typing on her phone spoke, "Morty, I think it will be fun for you to work on a science project with your dad." she said causing Jerry to smile
Morty got a text from Beth and looked at it, "Your father is insecure about his intelligence" "Yeah, dad, why don't we do it together?" Morty asked
"Yes! You backed the right horse on this one, son! We'll get out the crayons, brew some coffee and knock this thing out in two or three days." Jerry said smiling
Rick finished the robot he was working on, "What is my purpose?" the Robot asked
"Pass the butter." Rick demanded and the robot passed the butter trey to Rick, "Thank you."
Morty sighed and walked off as Summer and Naruto entered, Naruto kissed Summer and sat down and quickly Beth grabbed him a plate of pancakes
"Thanks, sweetie." Naruto said in Japanese to Beth
"No problem beloved." Beth giggled as Jerry looked at her wondering when she knew any other language beside English
"Dad, I need a ride to work."
"Maybe Rick can give you a ride. I'm helping Morty with science." Jerry bragged
"I'm busy." Rick said
"Doing what?" Summer asked
"Anything else." Rich said before he and Summer glared at each other before with a scoff Summer looked to Beth
"Mom, can you take me to work?"
"Sorry sweetie but I'll be getting rail-some work done." Beth corrected herself
"Why not use the ship?" Naruto asked
"I need someone over the age of 18 to be riding with me." Summer said getting a nod from Naruto before he looked to Rick who sighed
"Fine, I'll take you." Rick said finishing his pancakes before he stood up and left with Summer
"I better go get ready for my science project with Morty." Jerry said exited the kitchen while Beth slid under the table as Naruto ate his breakfast
Soon slurping and gagging could be heard as Beth worked to get her morning dose of Naruto
Later
Rick walked in looking for Morty after he figured out Summer's boss who was the devil tried to make him stupid and his granddaughter didn't care, with a frown he knocked on Beth's door and it was opened by Naruto who had a sheet wrapped around his waist
"Yo what's up?" Naruto asked
"Have you seen Morty or have you been having your way with my daughter all-day?" Rick asked
"He and Jerry were abducted by Plutonians after Jerry made a big fuss about Pluto not being a planet anymore." Naruto said
"Hn, well keep it down I'm going to watch TV." Rick said walking off as Naruto closed the door and turned to Beth and rejoined her in bed
Naruto and Beth would sleep the entire day away, and woke up before Beth had to go to her night school courses as Morty was in his room after high jacking a way back to Earth after Jerry embarrassed him on Pluto
The next morning was the anniversary of when Naruto and Rick had come to stay with the Smith family, and to celebrate, Beth made pancakes for the two,
"Happy anniversary you two!" Beth said placing the plates before the two who smiled,
"Oh, I get it. Regular pancakes are already shaped like flying saucers." Naruto said as he took a bite
"Mmm, I should be making you breakfast for putting up with me." Rick smiled
"Should be making us a whole restaurant." Jerry muttered
"Nonsense, we couldn't be happier to have you both around. I just wish I got to see more of you, dad." Beth said as she and Naruto spent lots of time together
Rick was about to speak but a portal opened and three armed Ricks came into the room through the portal, "Rick Sanchez of Earth dimension C-137. You are under arrest for crimes against alternate Ricks by the authority of the transdimensional council of Ricks." Rick1 said
"Hey! What the heck?" Jerry asked standing up
"Neutralise the Jerry." Rick1 ordered
"Wait, no!" Jerry shouted but Rick 2 shot at Jerry, freezing him
"Dad!" Summer yelled shocked
"Dad!" Beth yelled looking at Rick(C-137)
"Rick!" Morty yelled
Rick (C-137) sighed, "Everybody relax. If I know these a-holes, and I am these a-holes, they just wanna haul me to their stupid clubhouse and waste my time with a bunch of questions. Let's get it over with." he said standing up
"Bring his mo-[belches]-orty, and his assistant." Rick1 said
"Assistant?" Naruto asked as cuffs were placed on his wrist as he and Morty were hauled off after Rick(C-137)
"Wait, what about Jerry?" Beth asked
Rick (C-137) scoffed and looked to his counterparts, "Will you at least unfreeze my daughter's idiot?"
Rick 1 unfroze Jerry, as Rick 2 and Rick 3 take Rick, Naruto, and Morty through the portal that closed
"give you anything! I have a rare antique coin collection, just don't hurt me! Okay, maybe not antique, but it was a limited minting. They have little R2D2s instead of George Washingtons." Jerry pleaded before he realized the Ricks were gone
"Our son's been abducted!" Beth said
"You hate me for buying those coins!" Jerry yelled before with a huff Beth walked off, "Beth?'
Citadel of Ricks
The three armed Ricks and C-137 Rick, Naruto, and Morty entered through a portal, Morty (C-137) looked around at all the other Rick and Morty's "Geez, Rick! Wh-what is this place?"
Rick (C-137) snorted, "The citadel of Ricks. It's the secret headquarters for the council of Ricks."
Morty (C-137) raised an eyebrow, "Council of Ricks?"
"Yeah, Rick has a lotta enemies in the universe that consider his genius a threat. Galactic terrorists, a few sub-galactic dictators, most of the entire intergalactic government: wherever you find people with heads up their asses someone wants a piece of your grandpa. And a lot of versions of him on different timelines had the same problem." Naruto said
"So a few thousand versions of me had the INGENIOUS IDEA OF BANDING TOGETHER like a herd of cattle or a school of fish or those people who answer questions on yahoo answers." Rick added
Morty (C-137) nodded before he saw a version of himself dressed as a cowboy, "Hey, what do you know? It's a cowboy version of me!"
"Geez, you're easy to impress." Naruto said
"Yeah, most timelines have a Rick and most Ricks have a Morty. I am the only Rick to have a Naruto. This place is a real who's-who of who's you and me."
"You don't have a Naruto, you hang and partnered up with Naruto." Naruto corrected
"Right, my bad." Rick (C-137) said
Rick Salesman 1 walked up to them, "Turn your boring old Morty into a hot fashion statement, with some Morty dazzlers!" he pitched
Rick Salesman 2 also walked up with a Morty doll and pressed a button, "Hey, check this out!" he yelled before the doll spoke
"Show me the Morty!"
Morty (C-137) smiled, "Dumb." Naruto and Rick(C-137) said
Rick Salseman 3 walked up in the other side of them looking at Rick (C-137), "'Scuse me, sir, is your Morty insured? You know, every year hundreds of Mortys are injured in-"
Rick (C-137) glared at the new Rick, "Back off!" all the salesmen Rick's backed off before C-137 looked at Morty, "Not my cup of tea, this place. I say the point of being a Rick is being a Rick."
Rick 1 suddenly burped, "Save your anti-Rick speech for the council of Ricks, terror-Rick!"
C-137 glared at Rick 1, "Hey, save your Rick rules for the [belches] sheep-Ricks, Rick-pig!" he said
"Fuck me, pal." Rick 1 glared
Rick (C-137) growled, "Fuck you? No no no no no, fuck me!"
"This place is very weird Morty." Naruto said as C-137 and Rick 1 continued to curse each other out before they entered the end of a hallway and the door opens automatically, revealing the council of Ricks
Rick Council 1 stood up, "Bring up the holograms!" he said before a screen depicting several dead Ricks appears, "Twenty-seven Ricks brutally murdered in their own timelines. An unprecedented Rick-icidal epidemic. What say you, Earth Rick C-137?"
Rick (C-137) walked forward and glared at the council, "You think I did this? Why am I the first Rick you pull in every time a Rick stubs his toe?"
"You [belches] have a history of non-cooperation with the council." Rick council 1 said
"Yeah, so does the scientist formerly known as Rick! Wh-wh-wh-why isn't he here in handcuffs?" Rick (C-137) asked
"Because he's dead too!" Rick Council 1 yelled bringing up said Rick's picture, "Who else would you have us question? You fit the profile. Of all the Ricks in the central finite curve, you're the malcontent. The rogue."
"I'm the Rick. And so were the rest of you before you formed this stupid alliance. You wanted to be safe from the government so you became a stupid government. That makes every Rick here less Rick than me." Rick(C-137) said glaring at the crowd
Can you believe this guy? This guy needs to get out of here, etc. Ad lib
"Yeah, murmur it up, d-bags. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got pancakes back home with syrup on top of them. They're about to hit that critical point of syrup absorption that turns the cakes into a gross paste. And I hate to get all Andy Rooney about it, but I think we all like fluffy discs of cake with syrup on top! And I think we also like to be accused of crimes when there's evidence! So as they say in Canada, peace oot!" Rick(C-137) said
"Evidence? Good idea. Scan his portal gun!" Rick council 1 ordered and immediately Rick 1 reaches into C-137's lab coat and retrieved his portal gun
"Oh, come on. Don't look at another man's portal gun history. We-we all go to weird places." Rick (C-137) said as his portal gub was hooked up go a computer and it's history showed up for all to see
"Yes, but it appears you alone have been going to the exact timelines and locations in which the murders occured!" Rick council 1 frowned
"What? That's Rick-diculous. I'm obviously being set up!" Rick (C-137) defended
"Earth Rick C-137! The council of Ricks sentences you to the machine of unspeakable doom, which swaps your conscious and unconscious minds, rendering your fantasies pointless while everything you know becomes impossible to grasp. Also every ten seconds it stabs your balls." Rick Council 1 said
"I've heard enough." Rick (C-137) said
"Bout time." Naruto said before he easily snapped his cuffs in two, and punched Rick 3 before he elbowed Rick 2 when he tried to attack him
C-137 elbowed Rick 1 and tackleed him into the stumbling Rick 2, taking his gun and shooting through his own and then Morty's handcuffs, before the three ran
"Run, Morty!" C-137) yelled and a Morty from the crowd began to run too
Crowd rick grabbed crowd Morty, "Uh uh, not you!"
Naruto, Rick and Morty (C-137) are running, and were being chased by Ricks, "Aaaaah!" Morty yelled
"Why are we running? I can take these old coots out easily." Naruto said
"Do that and I won't be able to clear my name!" Rick said causing Naruto to grunt before C-137) shoots into the side walls with his portal gun. As the chasing Ricks pass, several of them get set on fire, attacked by insects, dragged into the portals by tentacles or hit by falling pumpkins
The three reached the end of the corridor, which cut off to a moveable ramp which was currently down and was blocked by a railing. They leapt over. As they fell, Rick C-137 shoots a portal beneath them which they then fall through
Buttworld
Naruto, Rick and Morty C-137 fell out the portal onto a large butt mountain, and bounced off and continued running with Morty annoyingly screaming his head off
Rick C-137 shot another portal in between two buttcheeks, which they ran through, with the other Ricks in hot pursuit,
Pizza dimension
A pizza sat on a couch dialing on a phone, while another is lying down on another couch, "Yeah, I'd like to order one large person with extra people please."
Pizza 2 gasped and excited said, "White people. No no no no no, black people. And hispanic on half."
C-137 Rick, Morty, and Naruto ran out of a portal and shoot another portal onto the opposite wall, then ran through, with Naruto tearing off a piece of Pizza 2 and eating it causing him to scream, as the Ricks and Mortys chasing them followed
Greasy grandma world. The dimension is full of greasy grandmas. A banner says "Welcome to greasy grandma world. Population: A whole lot, sonny!"
C-137 Rick l, Naruto, and Morty ran through, avoiding the grandmas as much as possible, before Rick shot another portal in the wall and ran through. The Ricks and Mortys chasing them followed
Phone dimension
A phone sat on a pizza dialing on a person, while another is lying down on another pizza, "Yes, I'd like to order one large sofa chair with extra chair please." phone 1 said
"High chair. No no no no no, recliner! And wheelchair on half." phone 2 said excitedly
The trio ran out of a portal and shot another portal onto the opposite wall, then ran through, with the Ricks and Mortys still chasing them
Doopidoo dimension
Several doopidoo creatures stood around repeating the phrase "Doopidoo" over and over, when the trio arrived and quickly Rick C-137 shot several portals into the wall, and entered the last one. The Ricks and Mortys chasing them enter the dimension but don't know which portal to go into
Armed Rick 6, "They could have gone into any one of these."
"Ugh, son of a-, aw geez, aw man, we lost him, etc."
Chair dimension
A sofa sat on a person dialing on a pizza, while another was lying down on another person, "Yeah, I'd like to order one large phone with extra phones please." Sofa 1 said
"Cellphone. No no no no no, rotary! And payphone on half." Sofa 2 excitedly said before the two looked on in shock as the trio entered through a portal
"That'll keep 'em [belches] busy for a while." Rick said as Naruto opened the door of the hour and walked out followed by Rick and Morty
"Those guys were wrong, right? You don't- you wouldn't kill yourself… y-yourselves?" Morty asked
"'Course not, Morty! How could that profit me? Someone out there is killing Ricks, and the council ain't gonna stop thinking it's me until we clear our names." Rick said
"Our?" Naruto asked raising an eyebrow
"You heard them earlier they [bleches] they think you're my assistant." Rick said
"And what would make them think that?" Naruto asked annoyed
"No idea."
The trio pass a homeless sofa, who was initially drinking but stared at them as they passed and dumped out his bottle,
I'm scared, Rick! Maybe we should go home and stockpile weapons like that show Doomsday Preppers." Morty said
"Not really my style, Morty." Rick replied
"Yeah, don't be a pussy." Naruto said, "Besides, your home is most likely swarming with Ricks right now."
Smith living room
Jerry's reading a newspaper, while Summer's on her phone, and a bunch of Ricks and Mortys are searching the place, "Alright, listen, Jerry. If Rick calls, this device is going to trace his location. You just gotta keep 'em on the phone for thirty seconds or longer." Rick 1 said getting a nod
"Who wants lemonade?" Beth asked happily as she carried in a tray of beverages
"Oh yeah! Mmm! Oh, delicious!" Rick1 sighed as he sipped his lemonade
"Beth, [belches] you're a treasure." Rick2 said
"I have a Beth just like you in my [belches] reality, except you know what? She's not as brilliant or [belches] attractive!" Rick 3 smiled
"Aww, thank [belches] you!" Beth said
All Ricks smiled and cheered, "Ohohoho! She did it! She did it!"
The phone suddenly rang, and Rick 4 made signal to say they're tracing the signal as Jerry picked it up, "Uh, hello?"
"Hey Jerry, it's Rick." Rick said over the phone
"Rick! Heyy. Haha, what's- what's up?" Jerry said trying to sound like everything was alright
"So listen, the heat's on and [belches] there's nowhere left to turn so Morty and I are just going to fly my spaceship into a black hole." Rick said
"What?" Jerry asked shocked
"Is that cool with you, dog?" Rick asked
"Rick, no! Mortyyyy!" Jerry yelled in anguish
"I got it! The call's coming from… inside the house!" Rick4 said
All Ricks began laughing at Jerry, (Look at his face! I can't believe our daughter married you, too easy, etc. Ad lib)
Chair dimension
Naruto. Rick and Morty are in a restaurant run by chairs, being stared at by the chairs, "The Ricks are probably gonna waste some time messing with Jerry. They won't be able to help themselves. But as soon as they get bored they'll be on to us." Rick said
"Phones á la clams, and phonesgetti with phoneballs. Anything else?" the chairwaiter asked placing down a plate for Rick
"Yeah, more phonesticks please."
"Right away, sir." the waiter said leaving in a hurry
"You know Rick, when I first saw all those Ricks and Mortys, I thought 'gee, that kinda devalues our bond.' But then I realised that just means that our relationship must be pretty special to span over all those different timelines." Morty smiled
"Yeah, it's gotta be that way. You're a camouflage." Naruto said causing Morty to look at him
"Camouflage? Wh-wh-what are you talking about, Naruto?" Morty asked
"Ricks have a very distinct and traceable brainwave due to our genius. The best way to hide from an enemy's radar is to stand near someone with complementary brainwaves that make ours invisible." Rick explained as Morty looked at him and back to Naruto
"See, when a Rick is with a Morty, the genius waves get cancelled out by the stu-uh Morty waves." Naruto said
"Um… because… our personalities are so different?" Morty asked
"Let's go with that." Naruto said
"Oh, shit dog! My portal gun was hacked remotely, obviously by the real killer to frame me. But I was able to trace the signal. Come on, let's go!" Rick said before the three stood up, and as they were about to leave, two Ricks and a Morty entered the restaurant and addressed the waiter
"'Scuse me, we've tracked a pair of dangerous criminals to this exact location. They look exactly like us, along with a whkskerfaced white hair guy so in order to avoid confusion I'm going to mark us each with a red X right now. That way if someone has a gun and we both tell you to shoot the other one because they're the evil one, you'll know who's lying."
"Hey, check it out!" Rick 2 yelled pointing at two person-chairs that looked like Rick and Morty from behind are beside a table. When the two Ricks rush over to turn them around, they saw that it wasn't
"Dammit!" Rick1 yelled before they looked out the window, to see C-137 flipping them off from their police hovercraft and immediately they rushed outside, and the waiter followed
Chair waiter with a glare yelled, "Hey, you didn't pay your bill!"
"The red X! Red X!" Rick1 yelled back
Green planet
Naruto, Rick and Morty were flying in the police hovercraft, searching, "Hey, it's a good thing that space outlet had labcoats and your favourite kind of shirt in stock, huh Morty?" Rick asked Morty who was upset
"Yeah, Rick. I-I heard you the first time. You don't have to keep saying it over and over and over." Morty said
"Man, this place is wayyy off the grid. This guy does not wanna be found." Rick said
"Well, if he's a Rick, doesn't he just have to stand by a Morty to hide? I mean, isn't that what Mortys are? Human cloaking devices?" Morty asked with a glare
"Morty, you're making a bigger deal out of this than it is." Naruto said
"What?!"
"Yeah, its not like you really do a lot of adventures with Rick anyway." Naruto said
"Y-yeah but,"
"You aren't used as a cloaking device, your counterparts are, look at me I have a counterpart out there who forgives the guy that killed his parents and his best friend is a guy who stabbed him in the heart twice., and the guy has a son that said he was lucky to be an orphan. No single counterpart is exactly the same. Your one of the lucky ones."
Morty frowned before he looked out to a dome where faint yelling could be heard, "Oh my god, look! There's a bunch of people strapped all over that building!"
"Not people, Morty. Mortys." Rick said
"Guess that's my que." Naruto smirked before he phased through the hovercraft and hurtled toward the dome. Landing atop of the dome, Naruto cocked his arm back and punched the dome causing cracks to appear and spread out over the entire construct before it shattered setting the Morty's free
Naruto landed on the ground, and a bunch of lobster-like aliens come out of the nearby building and surround him
"Let's go." Naruto smirked as he held out his hand and a truth seeking orb appeared and formed into a large axe (Kratos axe in God of War)
The lobsters charged for Naruto who stabbed the axe into the ground before he swung it up at the approaching aliens before sharp shards of ice began to appear and impale the aliens before the truth seeking axe lengthed into a scyth (Onyx from DMC: Devil may Cry)
Naruto at high speeds began to spin like a top allowing him to cut down the lobsters, and after a moment he came out of the spin, and with a swing to the left he cut through 6 of the lobsters, as he had the scyth swing around so that it was balanced on the back of his neck, and with a nun chuck pattern he walked forward cutting through 10 more, then he began to spin the scyth at high speeds cutting down any lobster alien that got close sending them INI the air before at he same high speed he reversed the spin sending body parts everywhere as the blade of scyth shifted to a hammer, as Naruto slammed it into the ground as a lightning bolt struck it and sent arcs of lightning around Naruto killing the rest of the aliens
Shouldering his truth seeking orb that was now in the form of a staff, Naruto smirked before he looked to Evil Rick, and Evil Morty who were looking at him in shock,
"Great, nice work, Naruto." Rick(C-137) smirked as Morty looked at Naruto in shock and some fear, before yelling was heard and an army of Morty's ran from the building and rushed at Evil Rick before surrounding him and tearing into him
"Do your worst, you little bastards! Kill me! Do it! Do it!" Evil Rick yelled before he died as Ricks from the citadel moved in and stopped each Morty, pulling them off Evil Rick's corpse and bringing them back to the citadel
"Wh-wh-what's gonna happen to all these Mortys?"
"They'll go back to their families, attend school regularly, play video games, date girls… poor little Rickless bastards." Council Rick said
Citadel of Ricks
The council has gathered around C-137 Rick, Morty, and Naruto, "Earth Rick C-137, the council apologises for its false accusation. And in the way of reparations for our terrible mistake, we would like to compensate you with this voucher for a free replacement Morty, in the event that [belches] your current [belches] Morty should-"
Rick spoke up as Morty looked upset, "Uh, guys? Not a good time. Come on, guys, let's hit it." Rick said before he snatched the voucher and the trio left
Later
Jerry was sitting in Rick's bedroom, trying not to cry when Rick entered, "Wubbalubbadubdub! Oh. Hey Jerry. Wh-wh-what are you doing in my room, buddy?" Rick asked
"Nothing! I was just, um, checking the smoke detectors." Jerry lied having befriended one of the Ricks and was terribly missing him
"Alright. Okay, get out." Rick said
Jerry walked out and went down to the dining room, where he saw Naruto, Summer, and Beth talking in the kitchen, Jerry looked outside the window and saw Doofus Rick standing in the rain and smiled waving when Naruto, and Rick appeared beside him
"What's the shit eating Rick doing out there?" Naruto asked as Rick looked at Jerry
"Are you friends with him? You know he eats his own shit, right? Oh my god, this is rich! I've got like [belches] ten Ricks to call right now!"
Jerry stood there alone as Rick and Naruto walked away laughing at him
Finished