Snippet 161
Dates with Destiny 3
Genre: Humor
Pairs: Various / Minor Aqua Arc (Lapis/Jaune)
AU-Type: Remnant's Four Shadows (Season 3 AU)
Note: This means the Grimm King and Queen were not revived at the end of Season 3, leaving Team YUKI and the world an air of reprieve. Also, the Vytal Festival was canceled earlier thus The Church of Salem could not make their attack. Adam and Cinder still dead, though.
Tags: Dating shows, Multi-Massive Crossover, Hosts are going to be Meta, Yuki's in for it deep, Inspired by The Game show of Jaune Arc's dating life, Rick and Morty are the hosts, Jaune cameo
Kickin' Flips and YUKI TIME
While commercials were being aired, the show was the talk of Beacon. Namely, Yuki was the target of interest. As Team RWBY and JPNR had lunch in the cafeteria, people were excitedly chatting of who they wanted to see in the show. Some were talking about Jeanne much to Jaune's ire. When Cardin asked him if he had sisters that good looking led to Cardin being put through a wall…by Pyrrha. Ironically enough, Jaune was not even mad about the question and was going to answer before Pyrrha snapped. Not before long, the show was back on.
"Welcome back, you shippers." Rick said with an eye roll. "We're just about to see Yuki off on his date with skater girl over there."
"So, Yuki, got any experience with a board?" Reese asked.
"Well, most of it was playing Brady Bird Pro Skater games." Yuki joked. "Oh, the stunts I used to pull."
"Brady Bird?" Reese said with a snicker. "You're going to need a lot more than video games to actually ride."
"About that…we were going to send you to a metal concert, but…we had an issue. So, Plan B." Morty said opening the portal to the dating zone.
"Hurry up, already." Ciel said impatiently.
Reese and Yuki rolled their eyes and strode in.
-DoD-
Watching from Beacon, Team ABRN were eager to see how this went. Reese, especially considering she saw herself on her on the show.
"They're at a coffee shop…" Roy said a bit disappointed.
"A coffee shop? I don't know if this is an insult or shamefully cliché." Yuki remarked looking out the window at the night sky. "We're at least in Vale, but…"
"Welcome to Jaune's, Yuki." Jaune said spooking Yuki. "Date night?"
Yuki turned to see Jaune…in a server's uniform doing the bartender thing of wiping a dress. Yuki would have questioned but simply rolled with it as he sat at the counter with Reese.
"Yeah, it's date night." Yuki said taking up a menu. "Load me up with a cookies and cream milkshake and…"
Then he spied the cake tin all of various cakes.
"Yeah, all of those cakes in that tin." Taeko said getting his Scroll to pay for it them.
"Well, I guess I'm going to have to make more." Jaune said with a sigh.
"I'll take an iced vanilla latte with whipped cream." Reese said as Yuki slid the tin closer to him.
Taking off the glass cover and setting it aside, he took up the red velvet and bite into it savoring the flavor.
"Care for something sweet, Reese?" Yuki offered.
"Oh my." Roy teased as Reese punched his shoulder. "Ow."
"Save it for after our drinks." Reese said as Yuki stuffed the rest down in one bite.
"Oh damn, maybe she's down to do it already." Ivory thought.
Once the drinks arrived, it was revealed that it was open mic night at the shop. Several people were preforming to mixed success.
"So, tell me about yourself." Reese asked.
"You could call me a walking shadow. While you had to work your path to be a huntress traditionally, I had to take alternative options." Yuki remarked.
"What was it like traveling all over and fighting Grimm?" Reese asked stirring her latte with her straw.
"Rough. Me and my team had to do things, trial by fire. Survival was the main game, and there was no room to screw that up." Yuki said warily. "But what about you? What brings a gal like you to aim to be a huntress?"
"Helping out in the fight against Grimm. I'd like to be a professional skateboarder, but we can't ignore the Grimm issue. So, I signed up and used my moves to learn to whup the Grimm!" Reese said with a look of determination.
"A noble version, indeed." Yuki said kindly. "Seeing that it's open mic night, I figure I should perform."
"You can sing?" Reese said.
For the audience, this just got interesting for them. For the rest of YUKI, this was a rare treat. Lapis knew he could sing.
"Most of my adolescence was spent in a club. I can do plenty." Yuki said getting up.
He walked up to the small stage clearing his throat and taking the mic.
"All right everyone. Allow me to serenade you all with a song, and a shout out to the lady of the evening." Yuki said winking at Reese.
[Cue: "Bloody Stream" - JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE (English Cover by Y. Chang)]
Serena promptly jacked the speakers to play the instrumental allow Yuki to start to song.
From the darkness…
Strong and silent
Like pillars in the night they break the dawn
Hungry and violent
Scarlet rain falls
Hot and heavy
Show me that you've got the strength to fight
So, are you ready?
And so, may love guide your way through every last endless trial
Always tempt your fate with luck and a smile
Watch out for danger left and right it's just like dancing in the dark
You slip through like a knife and cut your way right to the heart
Let your path unfurl and the world will always sing your story
Like a bloody storm
It surges like a bloody storm
When destiny runs through your veins so wild and wet and warm
Fate may pull the strings and who knows what tomorrow brings
But, tonight we stand together!
[-Song ends-]
By the time he finished, he took up his milkshake to drink the rest of it leaving the crowd to cheer. The audience in the show and back at Remnant also clapped for Yuki.
"Should have been a love song." Miltiades thought. "Could have sang her right into his bed."
He finished it putting the cup on the counter sitting back next to a stunned Reese.
"You don't disappoint." Reese said finishing her latte. "We should get out of here. Place is a bit too crowded."
Yuki got a to-go bag for the cakes before they headed to the door outside. Reese got her board out hopping on it to which Yuki got the mirco-cube that stored Inferno. Sending out his trusty motorcycle, he got on revving up the engine.
"A bit more of a bike guy." Yuki remarked.
The two lit up streets racing down them playfully ribbing at each other. A while of them led them to the park when they sat on a park bench eating the rest of the cakes.
"What a lovely night." Reese said munching on a piece of cream cake.
"Allow me to make it rain stars." Yuki said using Emerald's illusion semblance to stimulate a meteor shower before her eyes. "All with the care of an illusion."
"It's gorgeous." Reese said awestruck.
"I'm eyeing sometime gorgeous myself." Yuki said smoothly.
"This guy…is laying the charm on." Arslan said.
The two were transported back to the set of the show to Yuki's team giving their approval. Rick still had that unimpressed look, but a wry smile on his face.
"All right, let's see your compatibility." Rick said as Morty displayed the results. "Ok…a 55%. Not too bad, not too good."
Reese Chloris - 55% - (30% performance bonus)
"See you around for a second date, biker boy." Reese said before leaving through the portal leaving Ciel for last.
"Well it's about time, we were almost out of it. We should be going, so we're not late." Yuki said in a singsong voice.
"This pun-abusing ass!" Yang thought.
"Yuki, you shameless bastard, you." Kelly said facepalm.
"Right…." Ciel said as Morty had the dating zone portal set. "Well, I want to fight you."
"Hm?" Yuki remarked.
"Yes, the best way to determine if you worth my time is for you to fight me and take me on for a one-minute melee." Ciel said simply.
"Is that so?" Yuki said crossing his arms. "Fine, I accept your challenge."
The two entered the portal finding themselves in an empty arena, more specifically Amity Arena in its ice stage. A recording of an announcer flickered onto the screen as Yuki and Ciel took their positions on the arena.
"THIS IS GOING TO BE A COLD ONE! BEGIN!"
[Cues: DBZ Supersonic warriors 2 |Ice Field|[Trap Beat]|Madara Marc Exclusive]
[1:00]
Ciel rocketed toward Yuki with a gust of speed as he inwardly requested Serena get a red on her as Ciel wound up hitting a glass illusion that shattered.
[0:58]
Triggering her semblance, time slowed around her as was able to dodge Yuki's sweep kick and incoming punch catching it and throwing him aside. Time returned to normal as he landed on feet skidding on the ground.
"So, time dilation? Most likely an area of effect semblance. Interesting." Yuki said astute. "But not enough."
He opened fire on her with his pistols as Ciel dodged the bullets one by one slowing time in the process.
[0:55]
Ciel returned fire with a pair of SMGs which Yuki halted the bullets with Pyrrha's semblances and fired them back. Ciel tried to use her semblance again but Yuki channel's Ruby's speed semblance to be at least move at a regular speed while in her semblance lead him to kick her into the bullets.
"No, I suggest you don't try that shit again." Yuki warned. "Time dilation is only useful if the opponent doesn't have a speed semblance."
"What the hell? I thought magnetism was their semblance." Ciel said.
"Let me tell, no show you I'm called the Semblance Scientist. Now, Black Sun!" Yuki said as the outlines of Sun and Blake flashed over him as clones appeared from shadows.
They all sported cat ears and Blake was rolling her eyes at this as they surrounded Ciel. He jumped back as the clones converged on her.
[0:30]
Ciel had put herself in overdrive blowing blows left and right, countering what she could, and slowing time to give her an edge. With time slowed, she rolled out the way of two clones before shooting them both. One clone disarmed her gun by slicing them both in two forcing Ciel to rely on her combat knife to slice through it.
[0:20]
Dust grenade in hand, Ciel was set to pull the pin only to snap his fingers combining Weiss and Ciel's semblances. A glyph formed under Ciel freezing her in place. The clone poof into smoke that faded as Yuki walked towards her.
"Pretty neat that I combined you and Weiss's semblance to make Freeze Time, the perfect time dilatation." Yuki said firing down blasts of aura into the air.
"Why isn't aiming for her?" Weiss said confused. "And it's not fair, he can combine semblances!"
"He's toying with her." Ruby and Jaune remarked in near unison.
[0:05]
Yuki stopped and snapped his fingers again breaking the glyph unfreezing Ciel who stumbled from the whiplash.
"What happened?" Ciel said still trying to gather her senses.
"Dead Zone Dome." Yuki said before a closing sign with his fists.
The energy spheres, which change from a blue to a sliver color, to rapidly spin around Ciel before all converging on her.
"Boom." Yuki said with a grin.
[0:00]
With a vicious onslaught from every direction, Ciel was consumed in the explosion. She was on the ground in pain, scorched, and her aura clearly shattered. Yuki did not look to have taken much damage, only rather exerting himself.
KO!
[Music Ends]
"Honestly, time powers are neat and all. But your fighting style is just too rigid and standard. Atlas Military may be a powerful force, but they all have the same base move set. Usually, it's the smart ones that mix it up or use their semblance to better themselves. Like Ironwood, Penny, or Winter. You were good, but not good enough. Besides, if I wanted, I want to have shut down your legs." Yuki said getting her to her feet. "Can't hide your robotic state from the likes of me."
The two were returned to the set of the show as Ciel was fully recovered. The marquee let up with the score.
"35. That's pretty low." Rick said as Ciel left the portal.
But not before giving Yuki a questioning look.
"And that's the end of Round 1!" Morty said as the audience clapped. "So, Lapis, Ivory, and Kelly, what do you think of how things are going?"
"Ciel was a total tool." Kelly said crossing her arms. "Jeanne was ok, Reese was fine."
"I'd be down with Yuki/Jeanne." Lapis said with a shrug. "I'd have to get used it."
"Well let's get down to our next Round. Now from on, it'll be four." Rick said setting things up on the machine. "Let's bring them in!"
The doors lit with different symbols. Door No.1 flashed a bullseye insignia before it open to unveil what appeared to be a runaway model. She strutted out wowing the crowd and having all the eyes on her before striking a pose.
"Coco Adel…from a mirror timeline." Rick said as the crowd cheered. "Decently requested."
"Hey there, lady killer." Coco said taking off her shades revealing her eyes. "Normally, I don't do these kinds of things, but Velvet seems to like you. I wanted to see if you were all the hype."
Door No.2 flashed a neon green sword and it opened to have Penny come out skipping while all in a black schoolgirl uniform. Penny had her orange hair dyed with black ends, wore black lipstick, had the piercings on her ears and nose.
"Perky Goth Penny from a High School AU." Rick said as he rolled his eyes. "Fucking great."
"She better be a high school senior." Yuki remarked to himself.
"Salutations, I'm excited for us to go on our date, Yuki." Penny said with her tone having people forget this version was a goth.
Door No.3 flashed a symbol Yuki and Lapis knew all too well. The door opened for Neo Poltion, who got a roaring round of applause from the audience outshine Coco as she walked down.
"Neo from a mirror timeline." Rick remarked. "She was highly request…our most requested in our pool."
The final door flashed a white rose symbol. It opened to someone who appeared to be the spitting image of Ruby, having the same silver eyes, fair complexion, and graduating black-into-red hair. However, she was clearly older. She had shoulder-length hair tied back in a half-up/half-down style and wore a hooded cloak which is white outside and red underneath. Under that cloak, a white sundress with a red scarf around her waist, and boots. Her motherly look of love and care was apparently.
"Mom?!/Summer?!" The Xiao-Long/Branwen/Rose family members yelled.
"Summer Rose from a mirror timeline where your time travel got her to live." Rick said lazily.
"Hi! Yuki, sweetie! You're all grown up and look just your father. I just hope you have his charm." Summer said sweetly before darkly thinking, "And his drive."
"MILF Alert!" Ivory said.
"Who will Yuki pick first? Find out on Dates with Destiny!" Morty said excitedly. "Next time!"
Current Contestants: Coco Adel, Perky Goth Penny (RWBY HS AU), Neo, Summer Rose (Past RWBY)
Compatibility Ratio Scores- 200% being maximum limit.
Jeanne Arc - 80% - (Initial R63 adaptivity, familiarity, plus performance bonus)
Reese Chloris - 55% - (30% performance bonus)
Ciel Soliei - 35% - (25% performance bonus)
A/N: Well, we're in for a loaded gun. Next up, I'm feeling Penny.
Suggestions: The rules are the same as that Jaune dating fic. Candidate options for the upcoming girls-take your pick below and list specific character according to that option. (Note- I take up cataloging most suggestions and will go over them to add into the mix.)
A) Present day RWBY character
B) Timeskip/Younger RWBY character
C) OCs(Can be your own creation or from another fanfiction)
D) Wildcard(this applies to Grimmified versions, maiden versions, whatever else crazy variants are wished)
E) R63 character
F) Other(Non-RWBY franchise characters)