Body Swap Fake Out

This was a genius idea, and it actually came from Damian. They were going to 'swap' bodies. Except they weren't. They all put their names in Jason's helmet, mixed them up and each grabbed one.

Jason got Tim, Tim got Damian, Damian got Dick and Dick got Jason.

So now they were going to set up the prank and act like they got body swapped to mess with Bruce. This should be good, plus they were going to be recording everything.

Jason grinned as they set up the fake explosion, they were currently on their way back to the Cave after a decently calm night of patrol. Jason nodded to Tim and they signaled for their brothers to join them while Bat Bruce was heading to the Bat Mobile.

"You guys ready?" Dick asked as he and Damian landed near them. Jason's grin widened.

"Born ready." He answered and he pushed the button setting off the explosion, they were blasted off to different ends of the roof top. Bruce calling out their code names as he came rushing over, when he got no response of any kind.

"Nightwing!" Damian sat up groggily. Holding his head as he muttered to himself in a very Dick-like fashion.

"Robin!" Tim sat up, swearing at 'Jason'. His scowl almost identical to Damian's.

"No love for me and the Replacement Old Man?" Dick grunted out, forcing himself up into a sitting position, his lazy, annoyed smirk was so well done it could've been Jason actually doing the action.

Jason huffed as he decided to just lay down. "Red Hood you can't be saying that while we're on patrol..." Jason bolted upwards into a sitting position, "What's with my voice, I sound like... Holy fu-!"

"Language Red Robin." Damian scolded, referencing his memories of Grayson scolding Todd and Drake from inappropriate language. Frowning disapprovingly to sell it, too.

"Why do I get suck with the Drake's body?" Tim groaned as he pretended to scowl like the eleven year old Damian was. Complaining about weak and exhausted the body felt.

Bruce watched this scene unfold before him in growing horror. Why, oh why, did they have to be body swapped?! And why did he have to deal with them?