Summary:

A terrific tale of the daunting wedding nights of three unlikely couples who have been brought together by a botched Ministry of Magic Marriage Law. Pairings: Sirius Black X Luna Lovegood. Remus Lupin X Hermione Granger. Severus Snape X Ginny Weasley. Warning: Smut! DO NOT READ IF THE AGE GAP DISTURBS YOU.

Further:

To escape bethrovement to Ministry picked men (read: Death Eaters), Hermione, Luna and Ginny marry to Order of the Phoenix members who are outside of the brackets of the Ministry's badly thought out law which only binds witches and wizards between the ages of 16 and 36 into predetermined pairings. It's a fateful thing that Remus, Sirius and Severus are all thirty-seven.

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With a loud pop Sirius and Luna appeared in their new bedroom having just side-along apparated from the wedding venue; a small church on the other side of Hogsmeade.

Immediately Sirius let go of the small girl and stepped back. The silence that followed was thick with expectation.

'You know,' Luna said conversationally, 'I've never had sex with anyone before-' Sirius winced, '-but I trust you, and I think we will both enjoy this it we let ourselves.'

'Luna darling, I'll be honest with you, I've never not enjoyed myself when in bed with a lady, that's not the reason for my apprehension. I just can't help feeling like I'm sick for doing this to you. I'm nearly twenty years your senior! You deserve someone young and handsome. I'm sorry it had to be like this.'

'I understand. It's unfair that you feel that way because if it weren't for you marrying me I'd surely be paired with some horrid Death Eater tonight instead, who'd be inside me before he even knew my name.'

Sirius nodded at the truth of that. 'You're a wise girl you are Luna,' he said. 'You've got some logic to you, and you're not getting upset about things you can't control. That's the way to be in a war.'

Luna smiled, 'I do consider myself an optimist of sorts.'

Sirius laughed, 'and I'm glad for it.'

There was another silence; much more comfortable this time.

Luna broke it again. 'Tonight, how will it go? Can we can discuss things we like, or think we'd like, and then you can guide me in the act? You're extraordinarily handsome in all your photos on the wall and it's easy to imagine how charming you must've been when you were at Hogwarts. I'm going to assume you've had sex many times. I want you to teach me.'

Sirius gave a little groan. 'Ok. So then petal, what do you think you'll like? I'll propose that the basic structure will begin with kissing, and then a touch of groping, perhaps, er- hand services ... there's always oral too if you want the added intimacy and pleasure it brings, and then, of course; sex, and the array of positions it encompasses.'

Luna's cheeks might've been a bit pink, but her voice was clear when she replied; 'I think it all sounds good.'

'What about we both shower and then we can get in bed and get started, hey love?'

'I think that's a good idea,' Luna agreed seriously, and a second later she was slipping into the bathroom at Sirius' insistence that she go first.

The second Sirius heard that hot water running he slid his slacks off, cast a locking charm on both the bathroom door and the bedroom door, and began pumping his half hard cock at pace. Sirius felt dirty, sure, but he also felt more excited and aroused than he'd felt in years. Luna was doing things to him. He was ashamed for the way he'd been looking at her since the marriage law had come into existence mere weeks ago. The knowledge that he'd one day be on top of her had his brain two steps ahead of his morals at all times.

There was the fateful morning when he'd spotted her in just a thin towel. She'd given him a bright morning welcome, and he'd given an equally jubilant reply, his eyes trained on her slight shoulders and thin neck, and her smooth caves and small feet as she walked away from him.

He cursed his sick mind when he found her in the living room one time, sitting with folded legs on the floor and playing with Crookshanks before she reached forward to grab the cats bushy tail, looking a dream as she stretched towards the cat, the dip of her waist tantalising under the thin singlet, pale jeans stretched tight over her round behind, scraggly blonde hair splayed over her bare back.

Indeed, though he felt most ashamed for noticing, early in the morning when Luna would arrive in the kitchen for a hot cup of tea in her pjs, he'd take notice of the pebbled nipples that made high indents on her thin shirt; the small curve of her breasts when the shirt lay flat on her chest; and the sliver of soft stomach she'd expose when stretching high to reach the mugs on the cupboard on top of the stove.

Sirius felt as though he'd seen Luna naked already with the amount of observing he'd been doing.

He came quickly to the image of her naked on her knees in front of him, big grey eyes staring up at him innocently while he slapped his cock messily on her tongue, sliding himself leisurely in and out of her hot little mouth, watching her pupils dilate at the treatment.

The shower turned off. Sirius muttered a cleaning charm and unlocked both the doors before positioning himself casually on the bed and flicking his wand so as to slowly start unpacking his suitcase into the wardrobe drawers.

Lune emerged a few minutes later, wet hair sticking to her neck and her pale legs and soft shoulders peeking at him from behind the plush Ravenclaw-blue towel. She smiled at him, a bottle of moisturiser in hand, and gestured that he go in. Hastily dismissing the image of Luna, nude on the bed- their bed, moisturising herself in all the naughtiest places, Sirius got up and strode into the foggy bathroom.

Sirius showered quickly, making sure to scrub all the important bits twice; he rolled back his foreskin and soaped it gently, his head still slightly sensitive from the raw wank; made sure his pits and crack bore no odour besides the fresh aloe of the soap bar; brushed his teeth twice and rinsed his hair clean. He did these tasks absentmindedly, his mind conjuring images of the room next to him where Luna was surely laying on the bed moisturising her tits right now, with her legs splayed and- Sirius half considered having another wank but deemed it overkill, and with a small bout of Gryffindor courage, stepped out of the bathroom with only his towel slung over his hips.

No sooner had Sirius stepped out of the bathroom did he let out a noise of surprise as Luna jumped onto him like some bizzare money, wrapping her arms around his neck and tangling her legs tightly over his bony hips, sending them sprawling onto the ground where Sirius landed with an uncomfortable grunt, propped up against the wall, Luna astride him.

'What on earth are playing at woman,' he asked, tone playful despite the pains in his back.

Luna pulled her head back from his tan shoulder and smiled. 'I thought I'd be a bit spontaneous, you know.' She said. 'To keep the sex from being too stale.'

'Spontaneity hey,' Sirius repeated, back pain forgotten as he focused on the girl in his lap; so close he could feel her warm breath on his neck. He wrapped his arms firmly around her back, his big hands looking amazing on her waist, so small as she was, and smiled at her.

'So, I guess were at step one then,' she said. 'Kissing.'

'Have you ever kissed anyone before Luna?'

'Well, no. No one's ever been interested in kissing me. At Hogwarts all the boys thought I was a bit doddy, you know.'

'Well then darling,' said Sirius, keeping his excitement at the tiny blonde virgin on his lap at bay, 'I guess I'll have to go real slow with you. Just do what feels good OK. Are you nervous?'

'I'm kind of excited, actually.'

That was all Sirius needed before he swooped down gently, moving a hand from her side up to the back of her neck and into her wet hair to guide her into the kiss. Their lips touched softly at first and Sirius let Luna sink it in; the gentle feeling of his lips on hers, before he moved again, his mouth coaxing her lips open. Luna moved too, and soon they were kissing softly - lazily almost, not too wet and not too rushed, just sensual enough to have them both wanting more.

Luna moved herself further into Sirius' hard body, sliding forward on his lap subconsciously. Sirius took this as a sign to deepen the kiss and he slid his tongue into her open mouth, seeking hers. A second later their tongues were dancing and their lips were moving, hands on each others necks.

Hours could've passed without them knowing, for this was the kind of kiss that simply transfixed.

When Sirius grabbed the hem of Luna's top and made to slip it over her frame she hurried to comply, lifting her arms into the air and and blinking her eyes open dazedly as Sirius undressed her.

Luna didn't have anything on underneath her shirt. Sirius stared at her breasts; they were small and pale, soft tear drops with puffy pink nipples pointing up at him.

'Luna,' Sirius said in a husky voice, 'you're quite the snack aren't you.'

She smiled. 'I think you're attractive too. I like the tattoos on your chest,' she said, one hand tracing the tapestry of Azkaban markings that were inked into him.

And then they were kissing again, Luna's back arched and Sirius hands palming her breasts greedily, tweaking her nipples; rolling them between his calloused fingers so she groaned sweetly into his mouth.

Then her boy-shorts came off and Sirius saw clearly her figure. She was small up top and delightfully curved down bottom with wide hips and a soft stomach and thick thighs. A dream.

Her undies were small and grey, plain but sexy in the damp spot they bore and in the way they squeezed into her hips.

Then her panties were gone.

'Now we're going to do hand stuff,' said Sirius, picking up Luna with little awkwardness and relishing in her squeal, before he dropped her onto the bed.

His towel had come off in the process, and now Luna gazed with open fascination at his cock. It was hard, bouncing against his stomach, the head shiny and red and his balls hanging heavy.

'Hand stuff sounds good,' said Luna, as she crawled forward onto the bed to crouch in front of him, one small hand reaching to his cock. She gave a few experimental tugs, before looking up to him.

'I don't really know what to do,' Luna said. 'What feels good?'

'Luna all of it feels good for me, really good. But I'd much rather be touching you right now. Infact, let's have a little lesson,' Sirius said, a wicked thought creeping into his mind. He moved to the foot of the bed and stood there.

'Lay on the bed Luna, back against the pillows,' Sirius instructed, watching her move. Luna complied. 'Now, touch your breasts. Just your breasts, not your nipples yet. Very good. Now, lick your index fingers, yes, both, and use them to play with your nipples. Draw circles on them.'

Luna gasped as she complied, staring at her own body in fascination. 'Its cold,' she remarked, watching as her nippled puckered.

'Good girl,' Sirius praised, slowly stroking his cock.

'Keep one hand playing with your tits Luna, good girl, and then slide a hand down your stomach for me. That's a girl.' Sirius praised as she followed his commands with her eyes fixed distractedly on his cock.

'Open your legs now baby, spread them wide for me. I wanna see your pretty pink pussy.' Sirius groaned at the sight; her dripping folds bared just for him. 'What a good girl, what a perfect pussy,' he said thickly. 'Slide a finger down your folds, yes that's right, through your slit, see how wet you are? What a good little princess. And stop there, curl your finger a bit, can you feel it going into your pussy?'

Luna nodded, eyes closed, one finger on her little wet hole.

'Tap your finger there for for me.'

Luna did and Sirius loved the sticky sounds of her wetness sloshing around as she played with it.

'Good girl. Now, drag your finger up to your pretty little clit. There it is. Can you rub it gently for me?'

Luna nodded, mouth open as she whimpered while playing with her clit softly.

'Look at me Luna. Does that feel good?'

She nodded obediently, eyes lidded.

'Do you want me to come and touch you?'

'Yes. Yes. Please Sirius.' Luna said in a needy voice; removing her hands from herself and sliding down the bed so that Sirius would come and attend to her.

He did not hesitate, moving to the side of the bed to sit cross legged and dragging Luna's hips up onto his lap so she lay across his him like a buffet. Sirius slid a hand up her body, lingering at her breasts before slipping it under her neck to hold her head gently. His other hand drew patterns on her inner thighs while she squirmed.

'Sweetheart, I'm going to touch your pussy now.' Sirius said, though there was a hint of a question in his words. Luna nodded quickly, staring at him eagerly.

Sirius dropped his eyes to her pussy and watched intently as he slid a finger up and down her core, slurping up the wetness that pooled at her hole and spreading it around her folds, delighting in the way her body quaked when he brushed her clit.

'Your body is so sensitive,' Sirius marveled out loud. 'Look at how responsive you are. You're an angel Luna, such a good girl with the sweetest pussy. You're a delight to play with,' he said while Luna's moans grew; she was hanging onto his every word.

Sirius began to circle her clit constantly as she bucked on his lap. 'You're moving around a lot baby,' he said. 'Does this feel good? Do you like the way I'm touching your clit petal?'

Luna was nodding with her eyes squeezed shut and her thighs quaking.

He slid his other hand down from behind her neck and dipped it into her sloppy folds before bringing it back up to rub her juices into her nipples, feeling them hardening, one at a time, under his fingers.

While playing with her pert tits Sirius moved the hand that was rubbing her swollen clit down to her dripping hole where he slipped a finger in slowly, talking to her as he did.

'Luna baby, your pussy is so warm and wet. This is heaven. I could stare at your puffy pink pussy all day. Does this feel good for you? I bet it does. Do you like the way my finger's filling you up?' Sirius began pumping his finger into her slowly, curling his finger just enough that it pushed up on her sensitive spots. Luna reacted, eyes closed tightly as she made sweet noises for him.

Sirius considered a silencing charm, but decided better of it. He took sick pleasure in knowing that Severus might be listening.

He brought the hand that had been attending to Lunas nipples back down and began circling her clit again. Luna's moans grew louder and her back arched as she leaned into the feelings of Sirius' hands on her.

Sirius sensed that she was drawing close and began talking to her again. 'Luna look at you, you're such a good girl. Look at you responding perfectly. Such a sensitive and sweet little pussy. All mine to play with.' Luna's noises were becoming erratic and and he could feel her starting to convulse around his fingers; for by now he'd slipped two digits into her.

'I can't wait to taste you petal, your pussy looks delicious. Will you like that? Me licking your clit and lapping at your sloppy pussy? What about sitting on my face, huh? I bet you'd love that Luna, wouldn't you? You little minx. Grinding your sweet little cunt into my face. I bet you will. I can't wait wait to have you cumming on my tongue.'

Luna was coming; back arched; legs tensed; a constant stream of groans and sighs spilling lewdly from her mouth. Sirius gave a groan of his own as he watched the small blonde convulse and shake in front of him, her pussy clenching delightfully around his fingers as he pumped her slowly, letting her ride out her orgasm.

A few minutes later Luna opened her eyes groggily.

'Was that your first orgasm, darling?'

'Mmm, yes.' Luna paused. 'It was very good. I didn't expect it to feel that … intense. And the way you talked to me.' Luna stopped. It was as close as she'd ever come to sounding embarrassed.

Sirius grinned. 'Liked when I called you my good little girl huh? And told you how sweet and sloppy your little pussy was?'

Luna nodded, flushed. 'It was - it turned me on. Lots.'

'That was my intention.'

'I like how you're confident in bed and could say all of that stuff. I'd do anything for you if you asked me like that.'

Sirius gave a low groan. 'It turned me on too. You're unbelievably sexy when you get going.' Sirius got up onto his knees then to show Luna just how much he'd liked it. His thick cock a deep red, almost throbbing, precome smeared over the big mushroom head.

Luna stared hungrily.

'Do you want me to - hands? Mouth?'

'If you don't mind, I'm already far too close to cumming after your show, and I'd like it to be inside you when I do.'

Luna nodded, pleased. 'I'd hoped you'd say that. I'm feeling too tired for much else, and I don't know what to do either. I was just being polite,' she admitted.

'An orgasm does take it out of you a bit,' Sirius agreed, knowing all too well the slightly sleepy haze Luna would be fighting now. 'Are you sure you want to have sex?' Sirius asked. 'I don't mind if we-

'I do. I really do. Sirius.' She said, cutting across him. To prove it she lay back down and parted her legs wide.

Sirius needed no more prompting and moved up onto the bed so he hovered over her.

'This shouldn't hurt too much darling, you're well stretched and wet by now, and very relaxed. It will be uncomfortable for a bit I'd guess, but if it's ever really painful for you, tell me OK?'

'I'll tell you if I'm hurting,' Luna promised, eyes locked onto Sirius' cock which hung over her stomach thickly.

With one strong forearm beside her head, Sirius reached down for his cock and began sliding it around her opening, gathering wetness on his shiny head.

Luna gave a little moan and closed her eyes, one hand slipping up to Sirius' back.

Sirius gave a slight push, and the head of his cock pushed slowly into her heat.

Lunas mouth opened a little more, but she did not wince.

Sirius continued to slide in, her pussy like a hot glove around him, and Sirius knew this must be uncomfortable for her, because it was unnaturally good for him.

When Sirius was about half his length in Luna gave a slight grunt and Sirius froze immediately. 'Are you okay, petal?'

'Yeah, it's just - full.' Luna's voice was strained.

'Tell me when to keep going sweetheart. There's no rush.'

'Mmmmk,' she whispered. Seconds later she was pulling Sirius' bum toward her in a signal to continue. Luna took the rest of his length with a gritted face, but when he was inside her completely they both gave groans of pleasure.

'I feel so full.'

Sirius looked at her face, she was flushed and her eyes were wide.

'You feel amazing,' Sirius told her. 'You're so tight and warm and wet. I could stay inside you forever.'

Luna gave a groan and Sirius began sliding in and out slowly, just half of his length, to get her used to the intrusion. Only when Luna was truly making sounds of pleasure again did he begin fully sliding home in her, his heavy balls slapping against her arse crack; by now wet from the slippery juices she was leaking.

Sirius set a fast pace, loving the wet squelches their bits made when he slammed home in her little pussy.

Luna loved it too, by the looks of things, for she now had both hands wrapped tightly around Sirius' broad back; pulling his chest down onto hers, while she moaned and whimpered into his ear.

'Luna, another position?' Sirius asked for he was dangerously close to coming and wanted to hold off a little while longer.

'Well,' she replied, 'I picked this one, technically, I was laying on my back first ... so you can pick the next.'

'A sneaky little one you are,' he admonished with a grin. 'Well, doggy would be a dream with that big arse of yours, but I think it's a bit much for your first time, the angle from behind is something else though - how about you ride me?' He asked. 'Bitta cowgirl.'

'That means I go on top, right?'

'That's the one. Merlin you're going to look a treat from this angle too.'

Sirius slipped out of her and lay on his back. 'squat over me, yeah good girl. Shin's down on the bed that's right. Here, put your hands on my chest. And now-' Sirius grabbed his cock and positioned it at her entrance, 'when you're ready slide down on me, ok princess?'

Luna looked excited. She slid down slowly the first time, and the back up, and then back down. Sirius closed his eyes to contain himself; every time Luna slid out before bearing down on him again, his sensitive head was treated to the most pleasurable stimulation.

It seemed that Luna didn't like the lack of movement sitting straight-up allowed her, for a second later she leant forward, bracing her hands on either side of Sirius' face, her nipples dragging across his chest. Then she began to bounce in earnest on his cock, setting a fast pace, her bum slamming down on him, her pussy grinding sloppily on his groin.

Sirius' hands flew to her arse and he attempted to slow her, for he was now more close than ever to coming, but this only spurred Luna on. 'Baby girl, slow down, I'm ready to-' but Luna was not interested in slowing down. Instead she leant forward and dove her tongue into Sirius' protesting mouth.

They kissed messily while she continued to fuck him at pace, sliding her pink pussy up and down his cock and making little noises into his mouth every time he filled her up and stretched her out.

A second later Sirius grabbed her hips with bruising force and pulled her down onto him, making her squeal as his cock pulsed with release. Sirius ground her hips on his groin, milking himself dry into her pussy. Luna gave a long, sated moan as she felt him cumming thickly inside her and dropped onto his chest like a rag doll. The pair were sweaty and tired, their heart's pumping erratically against each others chests. Sirius' cock was still pulsing inside her; keeping his cum plugged deep in her as his erection faded.

'That was really good,' Luna said in a dazed voice, words muffled by his chest. Sirius could hear the smile on her lips

'You exceeded expectations.'

Fighting the desire to curl up and sleep Sirius slipped out from under Luna. 'I'll be back,' he said when she opened her big eyes to look up at him in curiously.

He returned with a wet hand towel, wiping her pink bits clean from both his and her cum. When he deemed her clean enough, he cleaned himself up before slipping back into bed, pulling her under the crisp sheet (for it was far too hot for the duvet after all that exercise) and placing her comfortably onto a pillow. A second later she reached her arm out and put it on Sirius' chest, and then draped a pale leg over his considerably more hairy and tan one. They fell asleep quickly, little smiles on their faces as they drifted off.

The following morning when everyone was seated at the breakfast bar and helping themselves to bacon, egg and hashbrown rolls Remus cleared his throat loudly.

'Sirius, I understand that it was your first night so I'll excuse the lack of a silencing charm, but make no mistake that if I'm kept awake by your grunting and groaning again I might not be so forgiving.'

Remus was staring at his friend with disapproval and poorly concealed amusement. Sirius grinned and shot a wink Luna's way. Snape's face had turned a delicate shade of green and he gagged as though bile had just risen in his throat. Luna was wearing a dreamy smile while she gazed at Sirius. She did not look the least bit embarrassed. Ginny laughed at the blonde's dazed expression, eager to hear all the details. Hermione had gone red as she recalled the mortification she felt last night as she lay in bed next to Remus as they listened on helplessly. She glared at Luna accusingly. This only made Ginny laugh louder.