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Audrey's big song and dance number is ruined when Zevon crashes the Jewelbilee.

Audrey: Ugh! I can't believe they're still not here!

"Sorry guys. I didn't know the circumstances..." Audrey apologised.

Lonnie: Oh, I just got a text from Jane. But I I can't read it. It's- It's like super tiny.

Carlos frowned. "I wouldn't have thought that it would affect the size of texts..."

Audrey: Why in the world would Jane be sending you a super tiny text?

Jane: Help! Somebody help us!

Audrey: Okay. I refuse to wait any longer. The Jewelbilee must begin. And, more importantly, my big number must go on! Hit it!

Lonnie: As you wish.

Audrey, trying to sing across all microphones: We could be hiding And I could be tall Like a jewel we'll shine bright wherever we are If we stick to the dream fought hard

"Those lyrics are really crazy..." Freddie said.

Ally: That can't be right.

Audrey: Because we're better together Stronger side by side This is our mom- so we're different whatever and everyone can shine Oh, this is the moment of our

Audrey sunk down in her seat, sobbing over the ruined song.

Zevon: Hello Auradon.

Audrey: What is the meaning of this? Do you know how long I worked on this number?

Zevon: Oh. I didn't realize. It's so hard to see from outside. Yeah, to time it just right, it's really just a roll of the dice. I'm sure it's gonna be a great little song and dance. Your folks will be proud.

Everyone was stunned into silence.

"Did you just? How, how did you?" Mal blinked. "Did you seriously just stun Zevon into being nice?"

Dizzy smirked. "Well that shows a lot about her then, huh? Scaring a villain into being nice?"

Audrey: Uh, thanks!

Zevon: The good news, however, is that you all have a front row seat for the coming REVOLTOLUTION!

Ben: Okay, that's far enough!

Zevon: Let's agree to disagree.

"Ben no!" Mal yelled, while Belle sobbed into Adam. Mal leaned over into Ben, snuggling into him.

Audrey: No! Not the jewels!

"What about Ben? He's literally just been frozen, and you care about the jewels instead?" Jay asked.

Ben: For those of you who are still confused I don't mind making this crystal clear: once I fuse all the stones together, this staff will be more powerful than a magic wand.

Jordan: Then that's not gonna happen!

Zevon: Kabloo!

"Jordan!" Jane cried.

Zevon: That's just one jewel. Once I've combined them all, I will rule all of Auradon!

Lonnie: Oh, no!

Zevon: Bye, bye.

"Yeah, that's not going to happen," Mal said, determined.