Welcome to my new fic. This one is like my Ronnie Anne and Lincoln fic, This Is Us. It's mainly going to be a collection of one-shots that focuses on Luan and Maggie's relationship and the effect the people they encounter have on them. The chapters will range from K-T with the first chapter being rated K. This chapter is about Luan and Maggie hanging with the twins. Enjoy.
The day started off normally for a certain odd couple. Luan had invited Maggie over to hangout with her, but a certain wannabe diva and future handy woman had other plans in mind. The group was in Lola and Lana's room, sitting and standing around a mini table with plush toys placed in the chairs while Lana was on her side of the room playing with her pets.
"So, lady macabre, how was your trip to ghoul-sylvania?" Lola asked while pouring imaginary tea into a plastic cup, earning a dour look from the emo.
"...Do I really have to do this?" Maggie begrudgingly asked while dressed in a frilly black gown.
"I would just play along. Lola doesn't like it when you break character." Luan pointed out while wearing a jester outfit.
"You only have your girlfriend to thank for losing the bet against me." Lola claimed.
"Exactly what bet did she lose?" Maggie inquired.
"I bet that if I could get her to roll on the floor, laughing, I would never have to play along with her tea parties ever again." Luan explained.
"And how exactly do I play into this?" Maggie asked.
"I bet that if she couldn't get me to laugh, you and her would have to play along whenever I wanted." Lola said with devilish smile.
"Ugh, next time, don't make bets that involve me." Maggie demanded.
"Enough! Now how was your trip, lady macabre?" Lola ask in irritation.
"Sigh, it was fantastic, lady Lola. You simply must visit some time." Maggie said in a mocking tone.
"Oh, you know I can never find the time. I'm far too busy to ever travel with all my pageants." Lola said while taking a sip of imaginary tea.
"Ugh, pageants. They're the most pretentious form of fakeness to ever plague society." Maggie claimed.
"Hey!" Lola yelled.
"Cool it, Maggs. Lola may look small, but she can rip you to shreds." Luan whispered to Maggie.
"I ain't afraid of some six year ol—" Maggie was interrupted by Luan pulling her face towards Lola, only to see the twin baring her fangs. "Uhh… you know pageants are so under appreciated. They simply don't get the props they so deserve. Heh heh." Maggie laughed, nervously.
"That's what I thought. Now like I was saying, I'm far too busy with my pageants to be able to travel. It would be so nice to get away from it all." Lola claimed while stir her fake tea.
"Or to get away from this tea party." Maggie mumbled.
"What was that?" Lola asked.
"Nothing." Maggie gave a nervous smile. "By the way, how come Lana doesn't have to participate?" Maggie asked.
"Oh please. She is too uncivilized for such refined people such as ourselves." Lola mocked.
"Hey, I can totally be civilized." Lana challenged while picking her nose.
"Gimme a break. I've seen more civilized behavior from a bull looking at a red flag." Lola stated as Lola walked over to her.
"I can so be civilized. After all, I did win that one pageant for you." Lana pointed out.
"Ugh, don't remind me. You only won because everyone else was so weak. I could've beaten them even though I had a broken leg." Lola claimed.
"Aww, what's a matter, sis? Can't handle the fact that your twin sister might be better at pageantry than you?" Lola smirked.
"Care to repeat that, booger girl?" Lola got in Lana's face, placing her nose on the handy girl's.
"You heard me, pinky!" Lana insulted. Lola then pounced on Lana as the two started to wail on each other. They soon were engulfed by a cloud of dust with their fist and hair flying around.
"Do they always fight like this?" Maggie asked.
"Nah, normally there's biting, heh heh heh. But seriously, we should break them up." Luan stated as she walked over to the twins. Maggie followed suit and both grabbed a twin and moved them away from each other.
"That's enough you two." Maggie declared.
"Yeah! We shouldn't have to 'twinvoled' with your fighting. Hehe, get it?" Luan quipped.
"Ugh." Both twins groaned as they started to calm down. "Let's just continue our tea party without anymore interruptions. Jester, why don't you entertain us with your puppet?" Lola said as she walked back to the table.
"I would love to but I don't know where I put Mr. Coconuts last." Luan explained.
"Oh, yeah. That's right, I buried him in the backyard." Lola explained while faking surprise.
"What!? Why?" Luan shouted.
"Because I had to pay you back for that last prank you pulled. I still can't get the smell of fish out of my bed." Lola said while taking a sip of fake tea.
"Dang it, Lola. He better not be broken otherwise I'll introduce you to his cousin, Mr. Baseball bat." Luan shouted as she ran out of the room.
"She wouldn't actually hit you with a bat would she?" Maggie asked with slight concern.
"Nah, believe it or not she's kinda all bark, no bite." Lana spoke up.
"Besides…" Lana pulls out Mr. Coconuts from under the table. "She won't be too mad when she sees he's fine."
"Wait, why would you trick her?" Maggie asked.
"Because I wanted her to be out there looking for awhile so we can get to the real reason I wanted you here." Lola boar an evil smile as Lana took a seat next to her and wore the same smile.
"*gulp* What exactly would that be?" Maggie stared in horror. Lola and Lana stared deeply into Maggie's soul causing her to be riddled with fear.
"What are your plans for marrying our sister?" Lola asked. Maggie slumped her shoulders in disappointment.
"Oh geez. That's what you wanted to talk to me about?" Maggie said in irritation.
"Yep." Both twins answer simultaneously.
"Oy." Maggie groaned.
"Answer the question." Lola demanded.
"It's too early to be talking about that kinda stuff." Maggie said.
"Oh come on. We know you think about it. There's no use in hiding it." Lana said.
"Forget about it. We'll discuss our wedding when we're older… Dang it." Maggie facepalmed.
"Eeeeeeee." The twins squeed.
"So you do plan on marrying her!" Lola stated with excitement.
"Okay, fine. Maybe I do think of marrying her. But don't tell her that, she might find it creepy." Maggie said while rubbing her arm.
"Oh, don't worry. Luan thinks of the same thing." Lola stated.
"How do you know that?" Maggie inquired.
"I read her diary." Lola explained.
"Not surprising." Maggie gave an unimpressed look.
"She also mentioned doing some other stuff that I don't quite understand." Lola pointed out while holding her chin.
"Like what?" Maggie asked.
"Something about sticking your fingers in our cat. I don't know why you would want to doing something that stupid." Lola questioned.
"O-okay… uh, um, let's... just say that's a weird comedian thing. Let's just move on, Heh heh." Maggie smiled nervously. "So she really thinks of doing that kind of stuff with me?" She thought to herself as she began to blush.
"Alright, let's get back to business. We need to plan out your wedding properly." Lola stated.
"Considering that you two are six, what exactly do you two know about planning a wedding?" Maggie asked with crossed arms and a raised brow.
"Trust us. We know what we're doing. We planned our other sister and brother's weddings." Lana explained while pulling out a wedding planner book and opening it. "We even thought of how they'll propose to their girlfriends."
Maggie skimmed through it, impressed by how detailed it was.
"Wow, you even have how their going to leave the chapel and have the recession here. And their okay with you planning this stuff?" Maggie pointed out.
"Lincoln and Luna don't exactly need to know about it until later. But you seem like someone who wants some help on this." Lola stated earning a small groan from Maggie.
"Wait a minute… How come you don't have Lori and her boyfriend's wedding in here?" Maggie questioned.
"She pretty much has that already planned." Lana explained.
"Plus, it would be a total nightmare to work with her on this. She likes having complete control over everything. She once planned a family outing to the zoo for us and it was horrible! She nearly bit off my finger because I wanted to get some cotton candy and it wasn't 'on the schedule'." Lola air quoted.
"Geez." Maggie winced.
"But don't worry we'll let you have say as to how everything should happen." Lola said with a somewhat unsettling smile.
"Uh… while I appreciate your enthusiasm for Luan and I's future, I'm gonna have to pass on your offer. We're awhile from having to think about that type of stuff." Maggie said.
"Oh come on. You know you want to at least think of the theme." Lana begged.
"You definitely want to get on top of this now. It's never too early to plan." Lola said.
"Sigh, you two are gonna plan this no matter what, aren't you?" Maggie asked.
"I think you already know the answer." Lola said with smug smile.
"Fine. How about this? I pick the theme now and the rest can be planned when we're a little older?" Maggie suggested.
"Hmmmm… that seems fair. So what theme do you think would be best for you and Luan?" Lola inquired.
"Oooh. How 'bout an animal theme. We could get some dogs, lizards, and a few pigeons and for the dessert we could serve up cow pies." Lana suggested, earning a disgusted look from the emo.
"What!? No! She doesn't want to smell like a bunch of fleabags. Besides, I think she would much rather prefer having a more refined wedding. Like a princess theme with garlands and doilies and when they leave the chapel they'll ride off into the sunset in a horse and carriage as doves are released, it'll be so romantic." Lola proclaimed while looking up in a blissful manner, earning an unimpressed look from Maggie.
"I'm pretty sure that's what you want." Lana challenged.
"And I'm pretty sure your the only one that wants to have a wedding with a bunch of germ ridden pests." Lola growled.
"Maggie, tell her you want to have an animal theme wedding." Lana demanded as her face got closer to Lola's.
"No, tell her you want a refined princess wedding." Lola pressed her nose to Lana's.
"Animals."
"Princess."
"Animals."
"Princess."
"Guys!" Maggie shouted over them, getting the twins attention. "I don't want either of those. I don't really like animals and I think princesses are the phoniest people on the planet."
"Hey!" The twins exclaimed.
"Besides, I already know what the theme is gonna be." Maggie stated.
"What is it?"
"The theme is gothic comedy." Maggie said with smirk.
"Huh!?"
"It's a mix of my tastes with Luan's. It'll have mimes that will serve drinks in a spritzer. Black and white balloons with the drama and comedy theatre masks on them and…"
"That's a very weird choice for a wedding." Lana stated.
"Well, Luan and I are very weird people." Maggie replied.
"I'll say. What exactly made you want to date our sister anyway? She's such a goofball and you're sooo… that." Lola gestured towards Maggie.
"She makes me feel like life isn't so miserable. I like her positive attitude and that she chose me as a friend. As you can tell I'm not the most fun loving person but Luan is able to look past that and want me for me. I don't like fake people but Luan is so genuine. She tries to make me laugh just because she wants to see me smile. I couldn't ask for a more perfect girlfriend." Maggie gave a small smile.
"Awww."
"That has to be the sweetest thing I've ever heard someone say about Luan." Lola pointed out.
"So have you two kissed yet?" Lana gave a sly smile.
"Of course. You don't have a girl like Luan as your girlfriend without kissing her a few times." Maggie said with a smirk.
"I'm betting she made a joke about it." Lana said.
"Yeah like, what did the goth say to her comedian girlfriend after their first kiss? You tasted funny." Lola said, trying to imitate Luan.
"Ha Ha. Luan would try to make some type of joke like that." Maggie held her sides while laughing. "Hah… you know, you guys are pretty cool for six year olds."
"And you're not too bad yourself. Your certainly less of drag than our sister, Lucy." Lola said.
"Thank Luan for that. Before I met her, I would've never been caught dead having a tea party with people like you. By the way, how come you let me know about your wedding planner and not Luan or your other siblings?" Maggie asked.
"Well, we figured Lincoln and Ronnie Anne wouldn't want us planning their wedding since they like keeping their relationship to themselves. That's why we spy on them whenever she comes over so we can get a feel for what their wedding would be like." Lola explained.
"Luna hasn't brought Sam over for us to ask her about it. That's why we haven't been able to plan too much for them because we don't know too much about her." Lana added.
"I guess that make sense. I gotta give you guys credit, you really know your stuff." Maggie complimented.
"We try." The twins said while giving smug looks.
"So long how do you think it'll take for Luan to realize her puppet's not out there?" Maggie inquired as Lola hid the planner under her bed.
"She should be up here in 3...2…"
The door slammed open.
"I should've known you 'wooden' do something so dumb. Heh heh, get it? But seriously, they didn't hurt you, did they?" Luan asked as she moved towards the table.
"Actually, no they wer-" Maggie stopped as she saw Luan move past her and pick up Mr. Coconuts.
"Shh, shh, shh… it's okay. The mean girl can't hurt you now." Luan stroked Mr. Coconuts head.
"Wow, I guess I need to be made out of wood to be able to compete with a puppet." Maggie quipped.
"Oh… um… I'm glad they didn't do anything to you too, Maggie, heh heh." Luan laughed with an embarrassed smile as she laid Mr. Coconuts on the table.
"You don't seem too glad." Maggie said as Luan took a seat next to her.
"Well, I can always prove how glad I am." Luan teased as she pulled Maggie in closer.
"I don't think you can." Maggie gave a small smile as she looked away in fake disinterest.
"Oh, just watch me." Luan pulled Maggie's face towards her and moved closer and closer…
"Ahem… " Lola interrupted causing the couple to look on with blushes on their faces. "In case you both have forgotten, you two are still basically my slaves and I think it's time we play a little game." Lola gave an evil grin.
"Oh geez." The comedian and the emo girl groan.
Maggie was dressed in cardboard armor with paper towel tubing as a sword and a cardboard shield. Lana was dressed up as a dragon. Lola was sitting on top of a castle made of building blocks and Luan was standing behind her. Lana was crawling back and forth in front the toy castle.
"Please, brave knight. A princess such as myself should not be subjected to her kingdom being ruined. Save me from this horrible monster." Lola faked begged.
"I should save you from your inflated ego." Maggie mumbled. "Don't worry, fair maiden. I shall vanquish this horrid beast." Maggie took a lack luster fighting stance towards Lana.
"Raaawr. You'll never get past me, puny knight." Lana bared her teeth and prepared to pounce on Maggie.
"Let's just get this over with." Maggie groaned as Lana jumped at her and started to attack.
"Jester, I feel like some entertainment while I wait to be rescued. Tell me a joke." Lola demanded.
"Okay… your royal pain." Luan mumbled the last few words. "What did the publisher say to the knight about his book?"
"What?"
"It was 'dragon' in some parts." Luan joked.
"Hmm… perhaps jokes aren't gonna do it. Do a funny dance." Lola demanded.
"Arrgh." Luan begrudgingly started dancing like a idiot by kicking her arms and legs around.
"Oh, brave knight?" Lola beckoned in a sing-song tone.
"Yes… your most spoiled of brats." Maggie mumbled through gritted teeth as Lana was biting on her cardboard shield.
"How much longer will it be before you save me?" Lola asked.
"Not too much longer before I am able to save you and your beautiful jester." Maggie winked at Luan.
"Oh, brave knight." Luan blushed. "Surely you 'jest'. Heh heh, get it?"
"Oh, but I do not jest when I say you are the most beautiful maiden I've had the pleasure to lay my eyes on." Maggie got on one knee and gave a slick smile to Luan.
"Um… brave knight? Surely you should get your eyes checked. For I am the most beautiful in all the kingdom." Lola proclaimed with a smug smile.
"Uh… Yeah, sure, whatever." Maggie feigned interest as she went back to fighting Lola.
"Rrrgh." Lola growled earning a small chuckle from Luan.
"Alright, Lana let's finish this." Maggie took her stance again while still giving less of a care.
"Rawr." Lana charged at Maggie. The emo raised her sword up and then tapped Lana on the head. "Ahhh, I am defeated." Lana laid down, faking rigor mortis with her tongue hanging out.
"The dragon is slain and the kingdom is saved." Maggie said with fake enthusiasm. "I shall take my reward."
"Thank you, brave knight. You may kiss my hand as your reward." Lola presented hand.
"Actually, I had a different reward in mind." Maggie walked past Lola and picked up Luan, bridal style. "How about we go live happily ever after." Maggie gave a sly smile.
"I would 'ever' so love that 'after' this." Luan wrapped her arms around Maggie's neck and pulled her into a kiss. Maggie returned the gesture in kind. The goth then broke the kiss and started planted kisses along Luan's neck.
"Hey, you're supposed to be—-oh, forget it. Go makeout with your girlfriend." Lola said in irritation as Maggie carried Luan out of the room.
"Hmm, I could get use to this in the future." Maggie thought to herself as she closed the door behind her and Luan.
"Are you sure you're okay with them just leaving. They're still technically your slaves." Lana pointed out.
"Yeah. There's no stopping a couple when they get like that. Besides, I only wanted to get Maggie to be okay with us as their wedding planners. And to make sure she's right for Luan." Lola claimed as she climbed down from her castle.
"So, do you think she's right for her?" Lana asked while scratching her butt.
"...I think she might be perfect for Luan."
I hope you enjoyed this first chapter. It was a little tricky trying to come up with good story to involve the twins in. I think I succeeded for the most part. Tell me what you think.
For this story, I'm allowing requests. I'll do some of them if I feel there's a good enough story to it. I won't be able to do all of them because I won't have that much time. I'll do the ones based on how good I can make the story. Please keep in mind that the rating for this collection is K-T. I will have some risqué chapters but I won't have any lemon. Also no loudcest. You can make your requests in the reviews or on my tumblr at thegamemann. Please be respectful with your requests and know I might not be able to get to it. See you next time.