The Jaune With Two Souls

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Chapter 6: House rules

"Oh thank god solid land." Now some people may argue that hugging the ground after a long trip is cliché. I say fuck em. Motion sickness sucks, its like a nine on the suckometer. And during the boat trip here the only help I got was, 'Pssh, my nieces don't complain as much as you do. Just have a drink'. And, would you believe that alcohol does not help motion sickness. but apparently the cure to vomiting is to 'you got to finish that, or else it's just rude.'

This man is the most irresponsible human being I have ever met. How sociality thought it was a good idea to hand this man a weapon was beyond me. I mean when has being drunk with a weapon ever back-fired right?

"Are you getting up or trying to reach third base with the ground." Speaking of Qrow, the scythe wielding huntsman stood next to me giving me a 'are you serious' look.

Turning around so my back was on the ground I looked the man above me before giving him an eye roll.

"Why is everything with you have something to do with sex or alcohol?" I ask, putting my hands on the ground I push myself up to be in a seated position.

"I like to talk about stuff I'm good at. And I have quiet the number of stories to tell." He responded. He put his hand out to help me up.

"Yeah…after hearing that I'm not gonna touch you for a while." I said knocking his hand away. Pushing myself from off the ground I stood up from the concrete.

I looked at the town before me, it was like Vale, just smaller. As the crowds from the ship passed me on the dock I looked further outwards at the city. The shops where about the same size at Vale but there was less in quantity, the hotels hardly reached the hight of the hotels of Vale. Houses had a noticeable difference of size that made me envious. Sure the apartment of which I lived in was probably the largest an apartment could be however, growing up with ten people in your family certainly made it a challenge. Even other families couldn't even entertain the idea of having a pool. Yet here it seemed like almost all houses had a back-yard even though some where still small it was large compared to the houses being pushed together in Vale.

"Please, your just jealous. After all, you lost your grimm virginity-"

"Never say that out loud please." I interrupt. I don't want some random person from the street hearing about how I lost my virginity. That could end up for some very uncomfortable looks.

"What even is the plan here? Go find a place to train. Train for a year and kill some grimm person named Salem and spend the rest of my life trying not to kill Ozpin. Sounds fun." I groaned the last part.

"Well, that was the plan originally." Qrow retorted. He started walk towards the city from the dock we were in.

"Originally? What changed?" I ask as I also begun walking to keep up with Qrow.

"Follow me." He spoke in a hushed and rushed voice trying not to be over-heard. The alcoholic lead me out of the dock which was a fortunate change. I've had enough of the smell of the sea. Now it was exchanged for the welcoming smell of urine. Qrow lead me slightly away from the docks into some streets of the city of Patch.

I took a quick glance at Qrow as we did a quick power walk as we passed some small cafes. Qrow was rarely like this. However, when he was it was never something I enjoyed.

We continued walking till we reached halfway through Pen 15 street. Qrow's hand shot out hitting me in the chest to stop me.

"Okay dick move." I whispered under my breathe.

"Perfect." He spoke as he changed directions to walk into the alley. The alley was less then adequate. It was everything you'd expect inside of an alley: trash; stains of some unknown liquid; and a lack of light.

Suddenly that weird half sword which could turn into a big sword and a scythe had instantly become a lot more scary. Reluctantly I shifted my legs taking small steps behind Qrow to follow him into what looked like the perfect place to murder me.

Well, Qrow has finally snapped.

"Look if your going to murder me I would prefer for any cutting to happen above the waist and no touching the face." I sighed.

Looking back I see that there was hardly anyone passing by on the streets so help would arrive a bit late. Well, this sucks. I continued walking deeper into the ally with Qrow.

Thats when Qrow decided to face me with a face that basically said 'what the fuck'. "You think I'm going to murder you?"

"Well, this is the stereotypical place to murder someone, that or the forest." I said holding my hands out gesturing to where we were.

"I mean, you don't really give hugs in a place like this?"

"Actually we are starting your training." He retorted crossing his arms.

"I thought we were starting training at your place?" I asked.

"Well, we were originally but then you decided to vomit everywhere on the ship which made it most unpleasant even with my help."

"You just keep giving me alcohol. How the hell did you think that would help sea sickness!"

"Your welcome btw."

"That wasn't a thank you!"

"Oh, I wasn't aware that you getting sick was my fault." The man rolled his eyes.

"Giving alcohol to an underaged child is illegal!"

"Actually since you have aura your allowed to drink alcohol at a younger age. My niece does it all the time."

"Do you actually know the law? Because there is no bullshit younger drinking age rule in the law book." (A/N I do find it weird that in some fan fictions that people make an excuse for Beacon students being able to drink and making excuses for Yang in the yellow trailer, underaged drink really isn't that uncommon) "Your niece just does what every teenager does and gets others to get drinks for them or just gets a bartender that couldn't care less."

"Oh and you have read the law book? Its like 50 pages. Nobody reads it."

"FINE! Have it your way! Thank you! Dumbass." Staring at the alcoholic really wishing that a death stare had a little more death then staring. The staring part was just award for everyone.

"Well, I don't want your thank you now. You don't even mean it." Qrow looked away to the side putting on his best pouting face like some child who was told to play with someone they didn't like with an addition of crossing his arms.

I could feel my right eyebrow twitch form shear anger. It was bad enough I had Ozpin, but now I have to deal with to irresponsible adults. A little offensive. Oh great, your back again! Well, I could tell you were angry so I thought it would be best to give you some space. Yeah! I'm angry, dealing with an alcoholic and a child molester has kinda put me on edge! And now that I think about it I can understand why you are friends.

Letting out a defeated sigh I let my head drop, the sad thing is Qrow is probably the closest thing I have to a friend besides Dug. And he wasn't that great in all honesty. "Qrow, I'm sorry. Now can you just tell me why I'm here!"

Qrow gave a roll of his eyes as he relaxed his body. He uncrossed his arms and gave me his usual half-drunk half-serious face instead of his strangely good pouty face. The scythe master brought up his arm infant of him with his index finger up while the others were down.

"Okay, first of all I brought you here to start your training." He then brought up his middle finger with this index.

"Secondly, I needed a good place to transform without being spotted."

Wait, what? Transform? I thought his semblance was misfortune. Is he like a super, ultimate, mega, ancient faunus which can fully transform into there animal. No, remember how I have magic. I gave him the ability to become a crow, additionally I gave his sister Raven the ability to become a Raven. Damn, thats actually pretty dope. But it would have been funnier if you made Qrow a raven and Raven a crow. That would be ironic, wouldn't it?

Raising my head back up to face the bird person I ask. "So, whats the training then? Swoop me till I can catch you mid-flight."

"Actually, its just a getting home and when I say home I mean Tai's house. I should tell him we're crashing for a few months. Nah, I'm sure he can handle it." Okay, note to self don't tell Qrow my home address. Didn't you abandon your home? Wow, that joke took a surprisingly dark turn.

"So, this is it? Just go to some guy's house. Sounds easy enough." Sadly once those words exited my mouth I realised just who I was dealing with. This is going to suck.

"Well, this isn't really training more of a challenge." He spoke with the corners threateningly twitching to become a smirk. Qrow reached into his pocket, pulling out a classic black scroll. With a small flick of his arm the scroll few through the air towards me. With a sudden jolt my arms shot forwards stumbling to catch the expensive piece of equipment. As the scroll bounced from my right palm into my left and back into my right before grasping the stumbling scroll with both hands and pulling it to my chest.

"What the hell! You can't just do that to me!"

"I trust you."

"Why?"

"You have one hour to reach the house. Here is my scroll with the coordinates."

"Okay or just ignore the question completely I suppose." Qrow tends to ignore his problems, once played chess with him and I had to wait an hour before he decided to move, playing a game with no timer was an awful idea. However, I've got to give him credit for just sitting there for 12 hours before conceding. I thought he only waited a hour making his turn? He had more then just one turn.

Looking down at the scroll I did notice that the scroll had maps open with a blue line which went off the screen.

"So, I make it there in one hour? What do I win?" I ask bringing my attention to the man in-front of me.

"You win not getting a punishment. However, one rule under my tutelage-"

"Can you even spell tutelage?" I interrupted.

"Can you even spell interrupting disappointment?" The scythe weirder countered with narrowed eyes.

"Jokes on you, I can."

Qrow gave me an unimpressed stare. "As I was saying. You are banned from using Ozpin unless I say so. Your time starts now. P.S. Don't look at my search history, you'll regret it. The last person who saw it became a robot without any emotion. Even now he still has nightmares." I really shouldn't have dared James to hack Qrow's scroll. And with that I was just given a weeks worth of nightmares.

You know when you accidentally get lemon or orange in your eye and it stings really bad and you want too cry. Yeah…when you watch a grown man turn into a bird it's like that plus tasting your own vomit. The worst part is, technically crows don't wear clothes. I just saw Qrow naked. So this is the appeal in drinking bleach.

Soon the black bird became out of vision as the black blob flew above the buildings.

Drawing my attention back to the item in my hands I look closer to the map app. There was even a spot to show the estimated time and distance of the trip. Now lets just see that distance…Fuck. 48.2Km thats a lot of kilometres. Yeah, an hour to do that? I'm pretty sure thats impossible without a car.

Turning back I look to the streets. That would be my best bet. Just ask to hope in a car and get driven all the way. I mean nothing can go wrong with that?

Deciding to walk out of the ally I stand beside the road. Once again it wasn't fairly busy but there was a few cars.

Damnit. I can't just wait here.

I look down at the scroll, If I follow the directions along the road a car could pick me up on the way, this way I make some distance while waiting to catch a ride.

Timeskip (12 minutes)

28 bottles of beer on the wall 28 eight bottles of beer, take on one down pass it around 26 bottles of beer on the wall. 26 bottle…wait that doesn't sound right. You skipped one. Fuck! Now I'll have to restart again!

99 bottles of beer on the wall 99 bottl- NO! Stop! I like to believe I am a man of patience and intelligence. However, this is the 8th time you restarted!

You wanted to play chess before!

Yeah, so?

We don't have a board.

And like I said last time you could just imagine one move and just member all the moves you made and remember mine.

How good of a memory do you think I have?

Well, obviously not a good one as you keep skipping numbers in bottles of beer on the wall.

Yeah, thats right! Just keep insulting me. Thats all you do. I just give and I give but what do I get in return? Nothing!

I saved your life. Multiple times.

Is that all our relationship is to you, so what? We are just parasite and host with benefits now.

For the past 12 minutes I have been following a blue line on Qrow's scroll. And in that time I was, hmmm lets see. No where close to where I was suppose to be.

The worst part is everyone is a dick. I held my hand in a thumbs up fashion for the classic hitchhiker pick me up sign but, all the cars do is just ignore me. Starting to consider pointing a different finger up at them. Maybe then they'll notice me.

I don't see why they aren't helping me. I am just some stranger walking on the street that wants to go in people cars… You know, now I'm starting to see the problem.

In the distance I heard the sound of an approaching vehicle. It was certainly loud, probably a bike of some sort, they are pretty loud. Ugh, I've been following this path for ages and so far everybody has passed me without a second thought. Can't wait for another drive by.

The sound of a the engine roaring got closer and closer to the point where it was like a wolf howling in my ear. However, it stopped. Glancing to the road a yellow bike which pulled up ahead of me.

"Sup, need a lift?" Said the rider of the bike. Taking her hands off the steering wheel… I don't know? Are they called a steering wheel? More like steering handles. You know what, it's not that important. Taking her hands off the steering handles the rider reached up to her yellow helmet. The rider was obviously female even before I saw her face which was because of the luscious, long locks of her hair that reached far beyond then what was usual.

The girl was wearing a silver blazer over a dark red vest and grey shirt. On the blazer is showed a logo of a place called Single. Which had a red axe as the emblem of the school. However it did have the words Single Academy around it. The girl also wore a black skirt that went down to just above the knees and had black stockings covering up the legs. On her wrists she had what I believed to be oversized yellow bracelets.

As she took off her helmet to face me I got a glimpse of her face which had a cocky smirk which was revoltingly similar to a certain alcoholic and the same pale white skin however, she had lilac eyes instead of the man's red.

"Uhhh." Was all I could muster as I stared at the girl. To be fair though. This so far has been my most successful conversation with a girl after everyone started hitting puberty. Turns out that 'For some reason, I was feeling a little off today. But when you came along, you definitely turned me on.' is NOT a good pick up line. All those people on Yahoo answers lied to me.

"Yeah, I usually have that effect on guys." She asked again.

"Uh… okay?" I replied to the girl.

"Well, what are you waiting for. Hurry up I don't have all day." She spoke as I made my way over to her bike while she placed her helmet back on.

Once I reached the bike I through a leg over the leather seat which was surprising super comfortable. Although, me and a motorbike does not equal positive experience for anyone. I could feel the motion sickness begin too set in, I don't even know how as we weren't even moving. Maybe muscle memory, or just something like that.

With a small flick of the girls wrist the engined roared to life. A sudden jolt ran through my body as the front of the bike rose at a very alarming place. My hands shot around the waist of the buxom blonde fearing for life.

In the matter on what felt like two seconds we were already cruising on the road.

"So, where you heading?" The girl asked but the sound of a motorbike, while would you believe is very very loud.

"WHAT?!" I yelled back as all I heard for the student was 'oh, where ow deading'

"WHERE AM I GOING!" She responded with a surprising loud voice.

Now this was a worrying question. Not because I didn't know where I was going, however Qrow's scroll with directions was in my bag. Now my arms was quite firmly around the blonde rider because I knew that if for a second I couldn't keep my balance then I would go flying. Now, don't get me wrong it was very nice that she gave me a lift. However, the fact that this girl had no care for the speed limits, stopping at red lights or just ignorance of basic driving edict. You could see why I was hesitant of taking on arm off this insane driver.

Despite the almost purposeful risky driving I was able to reach into bag and pull outs Qrow's scroll. The reason why people don't like giving there scrolls to people for like three seconds isn't cause they have a problem. Its because that they know that in three seconds someone can completely fuck up your scroll.

Qrow's password is the alphabet backwards and for convenience sake my finger print as an other way to get into the scroll.

Getting onto maps I hand the scroll to the girl in-front of me.

"Huh…Why do you want to go here?" The blonde asked with narrowed eyes. I would have been more alarmed at her however I was more concentrated on the road.

"Eyes on the road! Eyes on the road!" I scream as we narrowly avoid a pot hole. "Oh thank god." I sighed. I'm starting to believe this women didn't even attempt a diver's license. Perhaps walking there would have been a better idea. I would rather the next time I see Qrow I am uninjured, I'll even settle at being in a hospital.

"God. Your just like dad. 'Eyes on the road Yang. Slow down Yang. Where is the breaks on your bike Yang?' Talk about overprotective. Am I right?"

"No! Not at all."

The girl rolled her eyes at me and went back to driving which while kinda hurt feelings. However, I realised that perhaps that was the better outcome then dying.

Slowly the yellow bike came to a halt as a red light could be seen over two cars ahead.

"So why are you going here? Is it Ruby? Are you in her class? Are you dating her? Cause if so I'll so you why people call me the nutcracker. Well they don't… but they'll start once I'm done with you." I mentally cringed at the thought of this. And I'm sure I wouldn't be the only one.

"Oh, God no! I don't even know who that is!"

"Well good because. If so, then yeah. I would be called the nutcracker, and I wouldn't want to do that to a random person I just met. But, now that I think about it. It's a pretty dope nick name. Yang Xiao Long, nutcracker. Damn, now I kinda want to do that."

"Uh, or you could not do that. You know what, that sounds like a pretty good plan. Let's do that."

I retort. Yang Xiao Long nutcracker will hopefully be a title earned another day.

"Besides getting off typic, why do you want to go here?"

Uh, she really was curious about me going there. Strangely so. Now I could brag about killing grimm and saving the world or lie and say I'm visiting parents. Yeah, saving the world sounds better.

"You know… regular teen stuff. Learning to kill the grimm, no big deal." I say casually as possible without sounding like a upstart jerk.

"Oh, cool. You coming to Signal?" She asked.

Ah, thats right. Signal. The place that rejected me but accepted Alice. I mean what does Alice have that I don't? Proper training, weapons, her father's interest. Please, who cares that as a child all I wanted to do was play sport with my dad. I don't care about how the kids in my classes when I was four bragged about how far they could kick while playing with their father. Because, not me. I love the fact I was neglected. It made me strong after all and not emotionally weak.

I feel like you have some stuff to figure out.

Please, I'm fine. That empty hole in my heart was filled with Doritos and Mountain Dew. So you know. All good.

For someone who has a surgeon as a mother you sure can't keep your body healthy.

That's because she was always to busy at work so I never saw her. It was really only me and my sisters for the first twelve years of my childhood. I even once wore a dress.

That's not so bad.

Un-ironically.

Ouch.

"Uh, no. I'm being personally trained by some old random drunk."

"Oh my god! That's my uncle Qrow!" The buxom blonde exclaimed.

"Kind of weird how you were able to instantly know it was Qrow but that's not important I guess."

"Wow. So you must be really good at fighting then, my uncle doesn't train anyone. Well expect for Ruby that one time."

"Isn't he a teacher?"

Well, being the worst is highly unlikely. However, your certainly not to far off it.

"Eh." She half-heartedly responded with a shrug.

"What weapon do you use? Shotgun scythe, scythe sword, basically anything that contains a scythe."

"Um, I use a cane?" I say turning me head with a tint of red in my cheeks due to embarrassment. Oh you have a fire sword? Oh you have a pistol which can turn into a great sword? Well I have a cane… so you know basically the same thing.

"Dope. Scythe cane. Respect."

"Actually it's not a- you know, never mind."

Look I originally had a staff, but people kept saying if I'm not a virgin cosplayer then I should get rid of it. So I thought I would use something modern but you people can never satisfied! I give and I give but it is never enough and the only thanks I get is your constant judging. Well you know what? My cane has killed more grimm then your weapon. So all of you can shut up. Wow, you really are defensive about the cane. Its classy, why can't people get that?

"Wait. Qrow's your uncle?" Strange didn't know driving like a drunk was genetic.

"Yup, but he left to go to the headmaster of beacon's funeral." The girl said. Just then the light turned green, and so did my face. I'm pretty sure your not suppose to overtake cars at a light but she certainly didn't care. She wasn't even a bad driver, just a really really unsafe and irresponsible one.

"Can't imagine why someone would want him dead." I whisper under my breath. Which wasn't that difficult considering that motorbikes are basically small jet planes. I don't think that is at all true.

"I can't wait to see Uncle Qrow again. He is so cool! My sister Ruby loves to 'flock' too him." She screams as she takes a turn around the building.

Was that suppose to be a pun? It wasn't very 'punny'. Ha, I'm hilarious. Your both hopeless.

"Are you laughing? I can't hear you over the bike? I'm sure you are! Well, I'm going to have to drop you off soon. My dad lives in the middle of the forest and I'd rather not be caught skipping out on classes. Which is a little hypocritical considering that he did that allllllll the time, at least I didn't knock up my classmates. Am I right?"

"I don't know what your talking about." I respond to the blonde. Looking down back at my scroll I notice that the house was indeed in the middle of nowhere, yet only 40 minutes run through the forest, fortunately what was suppose to be a 30 minute drive if done legally turned into a 8 minute drive. Luckily It is only 3 kilometres, how slow are you that it takes 40 minutes?

After a two minutes drive of holding on for dear life to a person who was related to another person who might possibly kill me I was able to see some trees out in the distance. Admittedly it was somewhat difficult to see through my tears by THE WIND IN MY EYES and not the felling of fear.

Fortunately the awful ride had came to an end as Yang took the trip off road to the boarder of the forest.

With a flick of the wheel the bike went into a drift sending dirt flying as the bike became parallel to the forest.

"Well, Dad is just in there. Your scroll has his location sooooooo… have fun. Also, rule of thumb of meeting our Dad. Don't mention us, he can easily jump to conclusion and when they involve boys the topic tends to get out of hand. He is crazy like that." With that piece of advice her wrist flicked creating a roar from the engine. Within what felt like two seconds their was a beautiful girl in-front of me and then there wasn't. Story of my life.

With a long drawn out sigh I brought my focus back to the lush green before me. Well at least you have Qrow's scroll or else it would take forever to get yourself to the house. I guess that's true. Reaching into my pocket I felt the cold metallic touch of the scroll. Pulling out the scroll I look to the top right.

"3 percent can last right?"

Time skip.

Looking towards the blackened sky with bright stars littering the void like sprinkles on an ice-cream. The cold night air stung like needles on my skin. Needles like someone would find on a porcupine. Ummm pork. The trees around was almost invisible as the darkness obscured my vision. I couldn't even tell what kind of trees they were. Oak, willow or apple. Hmmmm apple. Like apple pie. Why do you keep talking about food. It's all you've been doing for the last hour.

I'm hungryyyyy. I will literally eat anything, if given the chance I would eat you and I'm not joking. I'm like a caged animal waiting to get out, I once bit a guy just to taste blood. No you bit a guy because he stole your lollipop... when you were 14.

I swear to god Ozpin I will eat you.

"Uhhhh. I am so god damned bored! Seriously what the fuck forest, why are you so boring. Oh look at me I'm a forest I produce air from my trees. Well guess what forest so does algae from the sea your not special. This is why people prefer swimming over forest exploration."

This is your fault for playing angry birds while the scroll was on 3 percent. You and I both know that it went from 2 percent to zero I should have had my 1 percent back. And don't act like you didn't enjoy angry birds you kept lecturing me. That's cause who aims for the top of the buildings everyone knows you let gravity kill the pigs. Great now I'm thinking about pork again thanks a lot.

Yeah, well your mind is pathetic. All you have in here is 'how I met your mother' and I've already watched it to death. And for fucks sake stop thinking will he notice if I fart. Guess what? I noticed.

Well at least I didn't die to coffee.

Oh, and we're back to this argument.

Oh, I'm never gonna let that go.

At least I didn't wear a dress.

Canes are stupid for a weapon.

Take that back.

No.

Well then. I guess you'll just have to suffer then.

*Crack* As if on queue a twig snapped behind me. "Great what have you done now Oz" I sighed as I turned around to see what made the sound. Sadly I was greeted by a creature as dark as the night around me accept for glowing red lines that were etched into the beast face. Yet I recognised the eyes. Different shape different size but they held the same predictor like eyes, narrowed and starved. I've only seen that once before, in the eyes of a giant lightning breathing snake with wings. And not gonna lie, not feeling to keen on biting this one.

As a grow escaped it's jaw the glowing hunger filled eyes rose higher above the ground as the beast stood on its hind legs towering over me. The moonlight illuminated the monster. Bear like in appearance but what it looked like isn't what worried me, it was the creatures gigantic paw raised above its head.

"What the fuck did you do Ozpin."

Don't look at me. I was just going to make you wet yourself.

With that the massive paw came down crashing for my head. But after facing one of these bastards you tend to have less of a shocked time. I dived to the left rolling atop of leaves, twigs and dirt coming to a stop after hitting a tree trunk. Yup, fighting in the dark sucks.

The grimm bear's paw hit the dirt creating cracks in the ground. With an audible gulp I stood back yup face the beast. "Uh... Oz help?"

Take it back

"Oh you can not be serious"

I never joke about my cane

"I WILL DIE!"

I launch kids into forest filled with ursai, you really think this changes anything

"Ozpin what the fuck it your problem!"

My problem is people always judge the cane. Saying that they can't be weapons. Well guess what James! You have a pistol, real original.

"Look, I'm sor-"

Time skip.

"Uhhhh" A pained and tired groan escaped my lips as I woke to the sound of birds chirping in the distance. Stupid birds.

Raising my upper body I push what felt like a quilt off the top of my body. Yet I was welcomed by the sweat embrace of agonising pain in my chest. "Why do I keep waking up in this shit condition."

Groaning as I raised my hand to the pain in my chest. I felt strange feeling of course white if not slightly red stained bandages wrapped around my chest.

Begrudgingly I forced my eyes to focus on the room around me. As much as I want to go back to sleep perhaps not deciding to sleep in on a bed I had no idea actually was, wasn't the best idea. The room I was in was most likely a spare room. The keys were all their. Light blue curtains on a window above the bed, the walls were wooden but painted pale. The floor a polish wooden floor with a off-white rug in the centre. The bed had a pale blue quilt along with pillows next to a nightstand with a vase that contains some yellow flowers.

Looking closer to inspect the flowers I noticed a note on the nightstand.

Dear person

You are probably wondering why you are here. Well I found you bleeding out in my backyard with an ursa playing fetch with your cane

THAT BITCH!

Really Ozpin. Now?

Anyway. I found you, killed the Grimm and brought you back home to get you bandaged up. Your welcome. However, their are some rules you have to follow.

Tai house rules

1: Make sure your room is clean

2: Make sure all fire is supervised as we live in a wooden house

3: no training in house

4: Don't allow Qrow to use any object in the house

5: When Qrow offers you something say no

6: Never make a bird sound in the house Qrow takes it as a challenge

7: Whenever Qrow says "do you want to see something cool?" Always say no

8: Never eat eggs around Qrow

9: Don't eat chicken around Qrow

10: Don't eat any bird related food around Qrow

11: Don't lick any object and claim it as yours (thank Qrow for that one)

12: Don't grab sticks and throw them on the couch and claim the couch as your nest (also blame Qrow on that)

13: When you miss the toilet when pissing don't say you were marking your territory as an excuse (Qrow as well)

14: When ever Qrow is involved just remember to stay a few meters away

15: You're are to treat my daughters with the upmost respect

16: You are not to flirt with my daughters

17: You are not to make any inappropriate joke around my daughters

18: You are not to make any innuendoes around my daughters

19: You are not allowed to look at my daughters in a suggestive way

20: No looking at their bodies, only eye contact

21: but no eye contact for longer then 8 seconds with a 3 second in-between break

22: You are to make my daughters happy

23: but not too happy

24: If you ever have a question never ask Yang... or Qrow

25: The cookies in the cookie jar are laced with rat poison so I know who has been eating them. (That is actually Ruby for once... and sometimes Qrow)

26: When challenged to a fight by my daughters always say no.

27: If they refuse your refusal then you are not allowed to touch them during a fight

28: Never say anything negative about Ruby's scythe and always refer to it Crescent Rose

29: When ever Ruby is around don't forget to ask how Crescent Rose's day was. Apparently it has feelings as well.

30: Don't go into my daughter's rooms

31: And have fun... but not too much