Author's Note: Hey guys! Hope you enjoy this oneshot. My anime stories are gonna be on for adoption simply because I lost interest in them. Anywho, this story is based of Parks and Recreation. I'll let you guys guess what scene it's based of.
The sound of light snoring fills the entire living room. Hearing the noise from the nearby bedroom, Tikki looks for the source. Marinette stands against the living room wall, feeling particularly exasperated. The young adult notices the kwami floating down the hallway.
"Hey Tikki."
"Hello Marinette. Are you feeling alright?"
Said heroine sighs.
No, she doesn't feel okay. In fact, she feels anything but.
Her boyfriend of nine years is sleeping on the couch at four in the afternoon. Adrien is sprawled out, a blanket haphazardly covering half of his body. On top of his bed hair is a cat kwami curling up in the warmth.
What's even more frustrating for Marinette is that this wasn't the first time.
"It happened again, didn't it?"
"Ever since Adrien got back from Los Angeles two days ago, he still has jet lag."
She remembers trying to wake her kitty up yesterday by pushing and slapping his face repeatedly. It suck that he happens to be a heavy sleeper.
"It's really annoying. We're on totally different time schedules."
The bluenette groans as Tikki nuzzles against her cheek, trying to comfort her holder.
"You remember he went on patrol at 2 in the morning?"
Tikki nods as she recalls Plagg bickering with Adrien at the dead of night before he reluctantly gave in after being promised for more cheese. Marinette wakes up just when her boyfriend transformed into Chat Noir.
"Adrien! What are you doing?!"
"Going on a solo patrol, Princess! I hope you don't mind."
She was too tired at the time to even care.
"Alright, just be careful."
She went back to sleep afterwards.
"As soon as I wake up, he goes down hard."
As the memory fades away, Marinette could've swear she just heard the sounds of purring mixed with Adrien's light snoring.
She almost had it with his messed up body sleep schedule.
"This has to stop!"
"Minou wake up."
The bluenette tries to jostle her boyfriend awake. He merely rolls over.
"That's my croissant, Hawkmoth." He sleepily murmurs.
"CHAT!"
Making loud noises with two pots did not wake the blond up either.
Marinette proceeds to pour melted camembert on Adrien's face. The putrid smell catches the sleeping kwami's attention.
"You hungry Plagg?"
The cat god wakes up from his slumber, instantly licking the cheese. Marinette and Tikki both smile at the adorable sight. But the smile didn't last long when she quickly realized somrthing.
Adrien hasn't moved a muscle.
"Oh my god are you kidding me??!"
A minute later, Marinette yanks out the garden hose as she walks back inside. The designer aims it at her sleeping boyfriend, ready to fire a torrent of cold water.
Adrien sits up on the couch, uttering a sleepy "Hey" as he rubs his eyes.
"Aww man, I fell asleep again," the model groans out.
Marinette sighed, "Adrien, you have got to stay up and get on a regular schedule."
"Were you about to spray me with a hose inside the apartment?"
"Yeah."
"Kinda want you to do it now, my lady." The catlike blond smirks seductively.
The bluenette grins wickedly. "Okay."
Marinette starts spraying water at Adrien as he gets off the couch. She chases him to the kitchen, smiling and giggling. The kwamis followed the pair, watching in amusement. Adrien cracks a grin despite being soaking wet, seeing his girlfriend squeal in delight is worth being sprayed.
La fin