Prologue
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"Do you think he'll remember?"
"Nope"
"Why not!"
"He asked for it..."
"Explain!"
"Alright...alright no need to get testy! Look he told me to send him back without his memories. Something about ruining the experience and accepting some challenge.
"What? That makes absolutely no sense! He is putting himself in so much risk...I mean how would he know who is who?"
"Its not everything! He won't remember his other adventures but he will retain the ones he had before he became...you know...'The Boss'."
"But...but...what about...you know who?"
"Well that's why he said to remove his memories so he can test whatever it is, with him!"
"Oh...I see...sorry man, its a little complex to understand."
"Yeah, no kidding...it took me a couple of months to piece some of it together to make some sense out of all this."
"Well I'm with you..."
"Alright then..."
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"Soooo...when do you plan on sending him back?"
"In about a couple of minutes...the whole thing isn't lined up yet..."
"Oh okay then..."
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(Ding)
"About bloody time!"
"Wait! That place is a little strange...don't you think? The areas are the same but there are some added stuff to it."
"Well what do you expect, you know who...probably went there and did something to spice things up. That guy loved to mess around especially with the boss following him everywhere."
"Yeah I get ya, its really crazy weird how much these two have went through. It feels like yesterday that the boss was a new guy, unsure what to do...Where to go...It almost brings a tear to my eye to watch him grow everyday."
"Hear hear...well you know what they say...they grow up so fast. A couple of millennia later and BOOM! He's the main protagonist of everyone's story."
"Technically, an important side character in the other stories...is what he says."
"Bah...he's always been modest, don't let the dead fish eyes look and the small stature fool ya. The boss has got that Alpha dog in him since day 1..."
"You right...just wish he developed it at his hometown. I didn't like how his story went...I mean there were some good parts but man I wanted beat up a lot of those characters that berated him..."
"Your not alone...I wanted to knock out that faker who took that Chairperson position during the Cultural Festival. That ***** deserved everything that came her way, just wish boss didn't have to get the short end of stick afterwards. Bah...anyways the past is the past...we should get a move on and send the boss on his way."
"Okay..."
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(Thud)
(Clang)
"Ow! Watch it!"
"Sorry Sorry!"
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(Click)
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(Click)
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"Okay...that should do it...all we have to do is wait a couple more minutes, can't say that I'm happy for him...you know who is somewhere in his hometown concocting whatever crazy plan he has in store for the boss."
"Oh stow it! The boss can handle it...this is literally the 10 trillionth time he has dealt with this before. Besides, for whatever reason...you know who has been pretty sweet on the boss lately..."
"Here we go..."
"It's so romantic...two eternal enemies that have been fighting for who knows how long...and after each fight they grow closer and closer together...haa~ Two perfect beings who are the complete opposite of one another...becoming so in sync! haaa~ haaa~"
"Easy there kiddo...I got no problem with anyone having those kinds of interests...or-"
"Haaa~..."
"Fantasies...but I would appreciate it if you kept this kind of thing to yourself..."
"Spoilsport...hmph!"
"To quote the boss...its not my problem."
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(Ding)
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"Well time to go...see you soon Boss...maybe snag a love interest this time! I'm tired with all the "not my top priority" excuses. It's time to graduate because staying a virgin for this long is not funny!"
"If you do find one, maybe consider you know who! He might...Oof!"
"Nananana...not listening, not hearing a word...goodbye!"
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(Flash)
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"Welp...there he goes...off to solve everyone's problems to get that happy ending."
"We should be happy he doesn't have to do that heroic sacrifice BS anymore. Things have changed since then..."
"I'm with you there..."
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"Well as much as I would like to watch the whole process I'm going over to hangout with Gaia. I'm sure she'd like an update...you wanna come?"
"Nah I'm good...I think I'll stay for a bit..."
"Suit yourself...see ya at lunch..."
"Yeah see ya..."
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"Enjoy every moment Hachiman...the Gods and Goddesses know you deserve it for what you accomplished for everyone."