AREEEE YOU READYYYY FOR SHENANIGANS?!

Incoming Message from: Pidgeon

To: LanceyLance

Subject: You can run but you can't hide!

Message:

Dude…

Dude.

C'mon.

;D

Pidge

Incoming Message from: LanceyLance

To: Pidgeon

Subject: I'm not running or hiding!

Message:

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat

There's nothing to talk about! Whatever you read last night was a weird glitch or something…

…

That's not gonna fly is it? Dammit. You're smart, can you think why you'd get an email like this, that I TOTALLY didn't write? Can these things be hacked?

Lance

Incoming Message from: Pidgeon

To: LanceyLance

Subject: Hmph!

Message:

I'm insulted you think that I'd make something that could be hacked! Ass!

But aside from that.

I noticed you've been avoiding everyone today. Did you think I was gonna blab about what you messaged me about? About you liking Keith?

Cause dude, I'm not an idiot. I figured you two out ages ago. And judging from your hysteria last night, I'm guessing I've known far longer than you. Which- LOL.

Anyways your secret is safe with me. I'm pretty sure Allura hasn't figured it out, neither has Shiro. They're both too busy trying to play ma' and pop to the universe hahahaha! So chill out and stop hiding in the training room. Just because you're pining for Keith's ass, doesn't mean you have to start acting all moody like him.

Although I'd watch out for Hunk, you know he likes to gossip.

Pidge

Incoming Message from: LanceyLance

To: Pidgeon

Subject: :D

Message:

Thanks for the tip. And sorry for the hacking comment. I bow before your almighty computer-ma-bobby skills! May you keep all the Galra trolls off our network :)

Ugh. I just spooked myself by thinking of Galra internet trolls.

WAIT!

Could we troll the Galra?! :D :D :D Pidge? Pidgey? Pidgeon? Pidgeot? :D :D :D?

Can we troll the GALRA?! They gotta have their own network, right?

I'm gonna come and visit you the second I've finished training (btw I am NOT acting like Keith just because I miss him. I take my training seriously you know! Gotta keep my shooting sharp!)

AND WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU FIGURED IT OUT AGES AGO?! FIGURED OUT WHAT?! DOES KEITH LIKE ME BACK?

Lance

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Incoming Message from: Pidgeon

To: LanceyLance

Subject: :D ohohohohoho

Message:

Oh we have much to discuss my friend.

We have much to discuss.

Not about Keith though. It's way funnier to let you two idiots figure stuff out on your own.

Pidge

Incoming Message from: Keith

To: LanceyLance

Subject: What did you do?

Message:

So, I was on a mission today. Something weird happened. I'm pretty sure you and Pidge are behind it. Probably Hunk too.

But in case you're not behind it, I'll explain.

A few of us were infiltrating a Galra ship heading for the Liten Quadrant. Our job was to take out the crew and hack the system so that the ship appeared to be re-routed by officials, then commandeer the ship and steal the supplies before the empire got wind of us doing so.

That's not what happened. Not exactly. We got the supplies and took over the ship. But we didn't have to fight anyone. Even the captain was angry and distracted enough to quickly take him out…

They were all yelling about fixing the ship's network. Because every screen on board had this short cartoon of a boot kicking Zarkon's butt playing on a loop.

I mean. That sounds like your idea. And the reason I think you're involved is because it had your voice attached to the cartoon going "NA-NA, NA-NA BOO-BOO."

It was… bizarre to say the least.

If you weren't behind it, sorry for the random message. Though you'll probably find it funny.

So yeah that was my day. Hope everything is ok with you. Talk soon I guess?

Keith

Incoming Message from: Pidgeon

To: Keith

Subject: OMFG

Message:

I CAN'T FUCKING BREATHEEEEEEEEEEE LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL

I would say I'm sorry. But I'm really, really not.

HAHAHA! Glad you were there to enjoy our show dude!

Pidge

Incoming Message from: HunkaHunkaBurninLove

To: Keith

Subject: For the record…

Message:

Look I just wanted to go on the record of saying that, at first, I was against the idea of trolling a Galra ship.

On the other hand, I WAS the one that drew the cartoon of Zarkon getting his butt kicked. Had to take credit for that.

Did you like it? :D

Hunk

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Incoming Message from Keith:

To: HunkaHunkaBurninLove

Subject: RE: For the record

Message:

It was creative. I didn't know you could draw.

Lance convinced you to change your username, didn't he?

Keith

Incoming message from: HunkaHunkaBurninLove

To: Keith

Subject: Names

Message:

What's in a name, man? ;D

But yeah, he convinced me. It's cute!

Did he suggest a name for you? I noticed you haven't changed yours. Bet you were all ":( I'm not changing it!" when Lance asked.

Oh! You should change it to KeithLoves-fs[k[g[jgspojsg[

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KeithLovgogpsjsgpojg

Incoming Message from: Keith

To: HunkaHunkaBurninLove

Subject: ?

Message:

Err…you ok man?

Incoming Message to: Keith

From: LanceyLance

Subject: Guilty ;D

Message:

Haha! Ignore that! Hunk and I were just… wrestling! Yeah! Wrestling!

I've got his tablet now. He's hunting me to get it back.

He can have it back when he stops being a Meddling Maria.

But yeah that prank! That was us! Not much was happening on the ship today, so we decided if we couldn't fight the Galra's today, we were going to anny the hell out fo them :D

Soorry for typos, I thought I heard Hunk coming down the corridor and had to quickly duck into a room and hide. Stealth mode: ACTIVATE.

Ooops. I mean (activate)…

You have to imagine me whispering it.

Oh! It's your room! I'm hiding it your room! Hehe.

Anywho. About the prank. We didn't expect the ship we decided to pick on to be the ship that you were infiltrating! It's a small world! ;D

Admit you found it funny. You know you did!

Lance

Incoming Message from: Keith

To: LanceyLance

Subject: RE: Guilty ;D

Message:

Why are you in my room?

Keith

Incoming message from: LanceyLance

To: Keith

Subject: RE: RE: Guilty ;D

Message:

Hey, hey, don't freak out! Nothing underhanded here. I'm only hiding in your room because it was closest and Hunk would never think of checking here.

I ain't a snoop ;) I'll get out once I think the coast is clear. Promise!

You can trust me.

But like, do you even have anything to snoop on? Your room looks pretty bare even from where I'm standing. Which is by the door. Far away from anything. See? Told ya you can trust me.

I guess you took stuff with you when you left, huh? It makes sense.

I don't know. Seeing your room look so empty feels weird. It's like you're really not part of Voltron anymore. At least for the time being.

But that's dumb right? Of course you'll come back! :D It wouldn't be Team Voltron without our grumpy red paladin no matter how annoying you are at times! And even if you aren't one actively, you are one in spirit!

You'll always be part of Team Voltron.

Lance

Incoming Message from: Keith

To: LanceyLance

Subject: Thanks

Message:

Thanks… I guess I didn't think of being a paladin like that. It's nice to know you guys still see me as part of the team.

By the way you're annoying too.

I don't know if I'll be back or not to be honest. It's like you said when we had our talk. Allura is a paladin now, so there's no real need for me to stay as a paladin when I don't have a lion to pilot. It's that simple. I'm better needed as a member of the Blade. At least I can be useful here. For now.

We don't know what will happen in the future though. So, I wouldn't worry about that stuff. Remember when I said to leave the math to Pidge? There's no point in stressing about it.

Besides, it won't matter once we've defeated Zarkon.

And… just so you know. I did trust you. I just wondered why you were in my room of all places. I wasn't accusing you of anything.

In hindsight the trolling thing was... well it was baffling at the time, sure, but thinking about the looks on all the soldiers' faces? Yeah. It was kind of funny.

Who knew you could be genuinely funny? ;)

Keith

Incoming Message from: LanceyLance

To: Keith

Subject: RUDE

Message:

What?! I'm plenty funny! I'm always making people laugh! :P

You're right about not worrying I guess. But… ok don't take this wrong or anything, but things don't really feel the same without you here. Besides, I know you'll be back! I have good instincts about these things ;)

Oh. Allura just did an announcement- apparently, we're suiting up for something. She probably got a tip from Lotor. Uuuuuugh. I don't trust that dude :( but whatever the Princess wants I guess!

Looks like the day is going to be busier than I thought.

Wish us luck!

Lance

P.S: Thanks for saying you trust me! Means a lot.

Incoming Message from: Keith

To: LanceyLance

Subject: RE: RUDE

Message:

Why would I wish you luck? I know you're going to kick ass. Red's picky. She wouldn't have chosen you if she didn't think you could handle things.

Let me know how it goes.

Keith

Incoming Message from: LanceyLance

To: HunkaHunkaBurninLove

Subject: !

Message:

Hunk. Keith is going to kill me. With feelings.

I swear to god I don't know what to do! What should I do? How can I handle ever seeing him in person if this is the way he makes me feel just through messaging? He complimented me (sort of) and I almost messaged him back telling him…something I definitely should NEVER tell him.

I'm going to die. I'm GOING TO DIE. If I don't make it, tell my sister I was the one who killed her goldfish back in 6th grade. The guilt's been eating me alive for years!

Lance

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Incoming Message from: LanceyLance

To: HunkaHunkaBurninLove

Subject: OOPS

Message:

I forgot I have your tablet. Sorry. But that's what you get for trying to tell Keith he should change his username to- to- THAT!

But my point still stands. Keith is going to kill my heart and I am going to die.

Peace! Let's kick ass this mission. I'll give you your tablet back when I see you.

Lance

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