Naruto blinked in confusion as he found himself waking up in his bed in his apartment. It wasn't the waking up part that caused him to be confused. It was the fact that he was not alone in his bed.
Looking to his left he saw a woman with black hair and red eyes glaring at Naruto.
Naruto blinked and then said "Excuse me lady, I know this might be rude but could you explain who the hell you are and why you are in my bed."
A snicker from the direction of Naruto's door caused Naruto to turn away from the woman in his bed and look toward his bedroom door and saw Anko standing there and she said "Hey gaki, meet Kurenai, my room mate. She can't do much more then glare right now because I poisoned her but it will wear off soon but before it does I need your help to explain to her about why my curse seal is gone and why a clone of my bastard sensei appeared in our place."
Naruto looked at Anko a moment and said "I gave her an item that would destroy the seal by draining it off it's chakra creating a clone that would be easy to destroy. All other knowledge about it and why I helped her are Uzumaki clan secrets."
Anko frowned and said "Your going to have to give her more then that gaki."
Naruto looked at Anko and said "Anko, I woke up nude with a strange woman in my bed. Do you really want me to talk about things I can give her."
Both Anko and Kurenai's eyes widen as they heard this and Naruto said "Look, your elbow is pushing into my kidneys and I am starting to get a piss hard on. Do you mind getting her off me and getting out of my room so I can get dressed enough to go take a piss."
Anko smirked and said "Scared to show your goodies."
Naruto looked at her a moment and said "Fine." as he closed his eyes a moment and then he opened his eyes and looked at Kurenai and said "Sorry, lady but I got to piss." as he pushed Kurenai off him a little and then pushed the covers off him and both Anko and Kurenai's eyes widen as they saw Naruto's nude body and Naruto smirked as he stood up and said "I told you I had a snake in my pants." as he walked past Anko and went to the bathroom.
Anko looked stunned and moved over to the bed and sat down and said in a shocked voice "Did you see the size of his...damn."
Naruto walked out of the bathroom a few minutes later and both Anko and Kurenai were sitting on his bed and both blinked as they looked at his still nude body in shock and Anko said "What the hell, how did your package change size so much."
Naruto smirked as he grabbed a pair of boxers and put them on and said "Think about the Akimichi clan. The reason they can change thier body is because they are able to use Yang chakra to alter thier bodies. I can do the same thing to alter any part of my body I want which is why when I used my sexy jutsu on perverts they pass out because when I change my body is that of a woman...so I told Kurenai that I am to blame for what happened with removing your seal. Is there something else you need because I got a lot of things to do since I have to take my registration picture today."
Kurenai said "Why...what is going on. Anko didn't meantion anything about getting rid of her seal last night and she would have told me about that."
Naruto looked at her a moment before moving his eyes to Anko and then back at Kurenai and he narrowed his eyes a moment and said "She's more then just your roommate, isn't she Anko."
Both women froze a moment and Anko said "I don't know what your talking about gaki."
Naruto snorts as he reached into his closet and got out his jumpsuit and said "Anko, did you tell Kurenai about you dying and the only reason your alive is because of an accidental time travel jutsu." with his back turned toward them.
Kurenai's eyes widen and screamed "WHAT...what do you mean she died. What is he talking about." as she turned to look at Anko.
Anko winced and glared at Naruto a moment and said "Did you have to tell her that."
Naruto turned back around as he slipped on a black shirt after having already put on his pants and said "If your worried about my thoughts on you liking each other then don't. I'm more then okay with it."
Kurenai glared at him and said with venom in her voice "I bet you are."
Naruto looked at her and said "Yeah, I am. Did you know that a person soul does not have a gender. Our gender and species is nothing but the result of our parents genetics. There have been women who have spent thier life with a cat who she cared about more then a human. Men who had a dog they were more loyal to then thier wife or loved just as much as thier child. Love is not something you can control. You will love who you love and it is not restricted by gender, race, species, or even the living. I love someone who lives in the realm of the Shinigami now. She loved me like a brother but if I could I would give up everything for her to be with her. Now the question I have is how serious are you to each other."
Kurenai looked ready to say something when Anko put a hand on her shoulder and said "Very gaki."
Naruto looked at her a moment and said "Fine. I'll be back in a moment. Kurenai, I don't know you and you don't know me. There is a lot more going on here then you know. There are things going on that could accidently destroy everything you both have for each other so I am going to let you know everything including the time travel stuff which was real. I'll explain more in a moment." as he left the bedroom.
Kurenai looked at Anko with her right eyebrow raised and Anko said "Let the gaki explain first and then I'll try to explain also."
Kurenai said "Are you sleeping with him."
Anko said "No."
Naruto walked back into the room with 3 stones the size of his fist and said "Here." as he handed one to Anko and another to Kurenai.
Anko said "What's this gaki."
Naruto said "My great grandmother was a Yamanaka. I've been taught how to do a few jutsu. One of them allows me to share my memories with others. Just hold the stones and I'll use them as focusers that will allow you to see through my eyes, now watch."
Before Anko or Kurenai could say anything they saw Naruto walking around training ground 44 where Naruto met Anko.
Both watched as Naruto offered her a deal and then the rest of the events that played out before Anko rolled off the roof and fell to the ground below and landed on her head killing herself.
Once that was over Kurenai and Anko found themselves back in Naruto apartment and Naruto looked at Anko and said "You killed yourself, didn't you. It wasn't an accident when you rolled off. Looking back at the memory now I can tell. You could have saved yourself but you didn't."
Anko frowned and Kurenai said "It's because of me, wasn't it. I saw the look on the other me's face. I was pissed and probably felt betrayed because of the jokes about sex."
Anko looked down and nods her head and Kurenai put her arm around Anko's shoulder and pulled her close and began to whisper in her ear.
Naruto turned and walked out of the room and created a couple of kagebunshins that began to cook something to eat.
10 minutes later Kurenai and Anko walked out of the bedroom and saw Naruto sitting in front of a travel trunk and Anko said "Gaki...can you make an amulet for Kurenai. I don't want to lose her."
Naruto who was looking through the items in the trunk said "The amulet I made you is specifically made to destroy the curse seal on your neck. I can make her an amulet that will allow her to remember the resets but there is still a chance you could lose each other."
Kurenai frowned and said "What do you mean."
Naruto said "What if you decide to take a bath or a shower and take off the amulet and then slip on the wet floor hitting your head and killing yourself. The other would wake up today like his morning with no memory of all that has happened from this point forward. The amulets will only protect your memories if you are wearing them. While nobody but you can remove them, they can be cut off accidently...that is why I am offering you both a chance to make sure that you won't ever lose each other."
Anko asked "What offer."
Naruto looked at her and said "I joked around about having kids and getting married but truthfully...truthfully I doubt I will ever actually have anyone like that. I mean look at me. I'm in a 12 year old body and I have the mind of someone a lot older. How old, I have no idea. I don't think I can actually relate to anyone my physical age. I could be wrong but I don't know...if Sally was here she would slap me. HARD." before he let out a deep sigh.
Shaking his head Naruto looked up at Anko and Kurenai and said "If you want the amulets I'll make one for Kurenai but you will be taking your own risk like I meantioned. If you however want to make sure you don't lose each other then come back to my bedroom and I'll make you both Uzumaki's by blood. Think it over because if you accept the blood option it can never be changed." as he put the items he had been working on back into the trunk and then closed it before standing up.
Kurenai asked "If we do the blood does that mean we have to have sex with you."
Naruto looked at her and said "No but you will pass out which is why I suggested the bedroom so you both can sleep on my bed while I go train. There is food over on the table you can eat while thinking it over. I already ate." as he walked toward the bedroom and took off his shirt before laying down on the bed and closed his eyes as he laid on his back facing the ceiling.
20 minutes later Anko and Kurenai walked into the bedroom and Anko said "Wake up gaki."
Naruto said "I was meditating not sleeping...So which option do you want."
Kurenai bit her lip before she said "You swear your not doing this just to have sex with us."
Naruto looked at her and said "If I wanted to have sex with you then what would stop me from trying to seduce you over and over again until I found the right combination to get with you. You would never have known because I would never have revealed the time travel aspect of my life. Now that you know about it, you will question is this nothing more then me trying to manipulate you which will put you off even more then you normally would. I can see physically why Anko likes you and why you like her but I don't know you personally and that will be something that will be important to me before I think about having sex with someone."
Kurenai frowned and looked in thought a moment and said "What do you need to do in order to make us an Uzumaki."
Naruto said "I told you that a soul does not have a gender. A soul also doesn't have a personality. It's a neutral being that is not good or evil. Just a creation of it's gathered memories. When someone dies they live with the memory of thier life until over time they forget about thier past life and are then reborn in a new body and gain new memories and new personality. That is why I said I am OK with your relationship because I understand that in a past life you could have been both men, a man and woman, two women, or even a deer and wolf and...I should have thought of a different example for the last one." as he rubbed his head.
Anko blinked and began to laugh and Kurenai looked confused and said "What's so funny Anko."
Anko looked at Kurenai and said "I'm the wolf and your the dear. Think about what we would have done and then think about our current life. I love me some dear meat."
Kurenai blushed bright red and said "Let's get back to what we were originally talking about. What all does us keeping our memories have to do with our souls."
Naruto said "I'm going to anchor your souls. I'm going to have you drink a little of my blood and then I need to place my hand on one of your chakra gates. The fifth gate, the gate of limit. I will then send my chakra through your body which when it meets the Uzumaki blood in your body will begin to reproduce itself and mix with your blood. When this happens my chakra will mix with yours and since chakra is a combination of physical and spiritual energy it will mix with your soul just enough to anchor your memories as long as I live which means that as long as I don't die of old age then you both will keep your memories and be basically immortal...but it also means that if one of you die we all reset. Even if you die of old age since I will live a longer life then you. That means you will be together for basically forever. Now are you sure you want to accept this."
Kurenai bit her lip and said "What happens if we someday want to have a child."
Naruto scratched the back of his head and said "That is actually why I am going to build a village somewhere and put a time lock on it. If you have a child with the amulet path then when you reset the child would be gone forever...if you do the blood path then the child will be an Uzumaki and will keep thier memories...but this is what will be different. A woman's body only has so many eggs so you could only have so many children before you run out eggs. You know this right."
Anko snorts and said "Of course we know that gaki."
Naruto smirked and said "Wrong. A womans body has an infinite number of eggs. An egg is just a potential body for a soul to take. You have a limited number of potential bodies but you do not have a limit on the number of children you can have. What I am basically saying is that over time you can have an infinite number of children. If you have a child and a reset happens then the child would be reset back in time with us but the child will be respawned where they were when the reset happened unless we anchor them somewhere. That is why I am going to make a rule that every child born to a blood member of the Uzumaki clan must give a few drops of blood from the child the day they are born. I will then add thier blood to what I call a spawn stone. When a reset happens they will instantly be summoned back to the location the spawn stone is. Most likely in the village I plan to build and don't worry about having to get to village where the child would spawn. I'll be teaching you how to fast travel which is something similar to reverse summoning and shushin. I'll explain more later on that."
Naruto wet his lips and said "The question you need to decide is what do you want to do about the childs sperm giver. I won't be able to bring them in as a blood member."
Anko asked "Why not."
Naruto said "It's a defense my bloodline has. Male to female and female to male. I can give them an amulet but the risk they faced would be the same if one of you took it off and slipped in the shower. I know I could make enough amulets for the entire world but why would I. To most of the world I am a demon, a monster, a freak, or a weapon. Why would I want to live with that kind of people for my entire life. That's something you both will have to decide as well. You Kurenai could be able to hide any connection to me but Anko won't be able to explain how her curse seal is gone without revealing me...at least for now."
Kurenai said "Why couldn't we just give the guy we are with the bloodline after yo give it to us. You said male to female and female to male."
Naruto said "Because my blood and chakra is acting as an achor and will be absorbed by your soul. My blood is toxic without the chakra. If I gave you just the blood without my chakra then you would die because my blood would begin fighting your body thinking it's a poison or virus and will destroy the body from the inside out. That's why I know that even though I saw someone steal my mothers eggs from her body that there is no way that I could have a sister or brother out there because without my moms chakra the eggs would destroy themselves and the woman they were put in."
Anko put her hand on Kurenai shoulder and said "It will be alright Kurenai. We got time to think over it all and we both agreed to do this...do you still want to do it now."
Kurenai sighed and said "Yeah."
Naruto said "So...who wants to be first or do we do a threesome." with a smirk causing Kurenai to glare at Naruto and Anko to burst out laughing.
Anko said "You think your man enough to do us both at the same time."
Naruto was covered in smoke and suddenly revealed himself as a nude blond woman and said "Are you woman enough to handle me." in a sultry female voice.
Kurenai and Anko both looked at Naruto and then at each other and Kurenai flared her chakra and bit her lip before she said "That's not a genjutsu."
Naruto said "Just like I changed the shape of my wang also lets me change my thing."
Anko smirked and said "I think its going to be fun having you around gaki. Lets see if you can give me another orgasm. Change me to an Uzumaki but do it in that form." as she laid down on the bed.
Naruto said "Your wish is my command." as she moved over toward the bed and Naruto's eyes widen as he felt a hand grab her rear and right breast before he turned and looked back at Kurenai who said "I wanted to test how real that change was." with a smirk causing Naruto to pout which set Anko off.
20 minutes later Anko and Kurenai were both passed out having drank Naruto blood and flooded with his chaka.
Naruto covered them both up and then left to go train.
Meanwhile inside the seal on Naruto stomach, Kurenai and Anko both appeared in what looked like a small village and teenage girl with brown hair and black eyes wearing a red shirt, brown pants and leather boots walked toward them and said "Hello and welcome to Sanctuary Kurenai and Anko, I am Leah and I will be your guide."
Anko looked around and said "What's going on. How did we get here."
Leah said "Right now you both are a special type of kagebunshin. The real you are both still asleep on Naruto's bed in his apartment after having just joined the Uzumaki clan. When he flooded your bodies with his chakra, in order to keep you from being killed from chakra overload he absorbed your old chakra and used it to create the clone bodies you are both in now. This was done for several reason's I will be explaining later. First do you see that floating golden cube over there."
Both Anko and Kurenai looked at the floating cube that was above a stone column and both women nod and Leah said "That is the kanai's cube or simply the cube. That cube is a link to your real self. If you touch it then all you learn here will be transfered to your original just like a regular kagebunshin dispelling but you won't dispell. When the real you learn Kagebunshin they can create one and have it dispel and everything you know then will be transfered to the 2 of you so say you get ambushed and need help you could send a message to Naruto that way and if he's able he can come to you or send a message to another member of the Uzumaki clan who is closer to assist."
Anko said "So it's basically a long rang communication device."
Leah said "Yes, now let me introduce you to some of the others. When I am not acting as a guide here, I have a kagebunshin exploring the world collecting books for the Uzumaki clan library that will be built soon. That there is Deckard Cain, my uncle, and he is our historian and lore master. His job is to record and recover the history of our family as well as research theories in order to discover the truth about things. Like me he has a kagebunshin in the real world. If you have any questions about Naruto or our clan he is the one to speak with."
Both Anko and Kurenai nods thier head as they looked at the old man sitting at a table writing.
Leah lead them toward another man who was in golden armor and had darkish skin and the man said "I was, I am Tyrial."
Leah giggled and said "Spend time with uncle deckard and you will know why I laughed. Anyways Tyrial is our master at arms. Tyrial will be sparing with you both in order to help learn your fighting styles and any advice he has gathered from fighting. He will also be your first teacher after our little tour is over because he will teach you how to use the paragon system since your chakra is now that of an Uzumaki. You can talk with him more later, I have a few more people for you to meet."
Kurenai asked "Where are we exactly and why are you here."
Leah said "We are in what use to be the Kyuubi seal. Sally when she was training Naruto, knew that there would be a danger of Naruto going insane over his long lifetime so she taught him in order to keep his memories straight to create a mental construct whose job it is, to handle different aspects of his life. Tyrial his combat knowledge, I am his general knowledge, uncle deckard is his theories and historical knowledge, we also have Kadala, Haedrig, Shen, Myriem, Greed, and Adria so far."
Kurenai asked "Who are they and what do they do."
Leah pointed to a woman with a purple dress and a staff and said "That's Myriem. She's our mystic. She's in charge of Runes, Enchanting, Warding, cloth dyes, poisons, medicine, and sealing."
Leah then pointed toward a man with black hair dressed in a black smith apron, brown pants and a white shirt and said "That's Haedrig, our blacksmith and taylor. Any clothing, weapon, or armor that Naruto or one of his clones discovers how to make he learns and then can help reproduce."
Leah turned and pointed toward a short old man with brown cloths and a red headband and said "That is Shen, our gem master. He's in charge of gem research and enchantment. I know that Myriem does most of our enchantments but what Shen does can be extremely valuable or extremely dangerous so we don't want to mix his research with hers."
Just then a short fat treasure goblin came running buy and grabbed a few gems off Shen's table and ran off and Leah sighed and said "That's greed. He's the master mind behind the treasure goblins and all of us are sure he's also in charge of the part of Naruto mind that's an evil dictator who wants world domination. We leave him alone and limit his knowledge and he leaves us alone mostly as part of a contract Naruto created when he created greed."
Anko asked "Why would he create a contract with a part of himself."
Leah looked at her and said "Remember the conversation you had with Naruto about children and souls. How a soul is genderless and is a product of thier memories. Each of us here our different individuals. We all had the same start but with the memories and jobs we were assigned we each became a new personality. Just like the two of you. Right now you different then your original because of the memories you have gained here while they are asleep. When you use the cube you will trade memories so you will stay close to your original but will slightly be different because they are out there and you are here. Those of us created by Naruto don't have an original. We are individuals created by him who can be destroyed by him with a single thought. He created contracts with us to let us keep our individuality and our purpose in life. We are alive and we get the memories of our clone self he helped create for us as part of his deal. It's a partnership. That is why he created contracts with us."
Anko bit her lip and said "I think I understand. So your saying that greed is an evil dictator."
Leah said "Either that or fucking pirate.
Kurenai giggled and said "Can you imagine one of those treasure goblins running around with an eye patch and a parrot."
Just then a puff of smoke appeared in front of Kurenai and there stood greed who said "Great idea my lady. Here, a treasure for a treasure." as he handed her one of the gems he took from Shen.
Kurenai took the gem and watched as greed ran off and Leah said "You shouldn't have accepted that."
Kurenai blinked and asked "Why."
Leah said "He made a trade with you. He never gives anything away for free. If your wondering what he traded you...well your backs going to be hurting here in a little while with you bouncing around everwhere."
Kurenai blinked and Anko gasped and said "Nia, he took your bra."
Kurenai's eyes widen as she looked down and then looke around and said "Where is that little pervert."
Leah said "He could be anywhere by now. Just goto Headrig and get a new one made later. Now on with the tour, I've pointed out almost everyone but Kadala, and my mother Adria." saying the last with venom.
Anko looked at Leah and said "Why do you say your mothers name like that and how the hell can she be your mother and that old man your uncle."
Leah said "Our original looks and personalities Naruto wanted us to have were based on characters from a game that him and Sally played together. There's a copy of the game over there in that white shrine looking building. You can play it and you will understand more of Naruto's actions and skills once you do but as for Adria, she is our spymaster. She's basically your villages Danzo. She can't lie but she can withhold information if it suits her. Right now she has thousands of spies running around the village of Konoha and her sphere of influence is growing larger by the moment. If you see a spider somewhere in the village theres a chance the spider is actually a spy working for Adria."
Kurenai's eyes widen and said "She's spying on the village."
Leah said "Yes. It started with just the Hokage tower but now she's got a dozen spy centers created in the village that Naruto has no knowledge of...anyways Kadala is our merchant. If you need something bought, traded, sold, or crafted and none of the others could help you get it then she's the one to goto...anyways I think that will be all of the tour for now. I need to update with my kagebunshin self and you need to speak with Tyrial so you can update your other self so they can start training to use the paragon system." as she lead them over to Tyrial and then left.
Tyrial said "Welcome Nephilim, there is much to do if we are bring world peace. Lets begin your training."
Anko looked at Kurenai and said "Do you ever think we might have made a mistake."
Kurenai just glared at her.
