There aren't enough trucker parodies out there, so this is it. Even though I've never driven a truck, I'm not from the South, and I was born after the seventies, I've always liked the Lord of the Rings and old trucker films. I've put in a lot of references to Smokey and the Bandit, Convoy, Elvis, and other elements of 70's southern pop culture (I don't mean to offend anyone!). Even my user name is a pun on Prof. Tolkien's name and a major trucking company.

There's a little bit of mild swearing and a few somewhat suggestive situations, so I thought Fiction-T is more than cautious. I try to follow the books and films as closely as possible, but I do take some liberties here and there. There are three chapters, with two parts each: The Convoy of the Rig, The Two Tow Trucks, and The Return of The King.

See you on the flip flop!