Yugi goes to the guidance counselor

By: Redfox and Megane-chan [… You know…]

Redfox: Me no own. You review… ^_^

Maat This is getting-

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Isis: MALIKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

Marik: *pokes his head into the kitchen* Yesssssssss…? ^_^

Isis: Not you! MALIK!!!!

Malik: *pokes head into the kitchen: Yes?

Isis: *holds up a bloody half mutilated dead rat* Have you been killing rats again?

Malik: Yes… ^_^

Isis: What have I told you about sacrificing animals in this house?

Malik: v_v That I should just catch them and let them go outside or have Marik send them to the Shadow Realm…

Isis: And…

Malik: And that killing in the kitchen is unsanitary and that you freak out at the sight of the dead rat's carcass. v_v sowie…

Marik: *hugs Malik* Poor Maliky… Huggles! ^_^ *points at Isis* MEANIE! You hurt Maliky's feelings! *cuddles Malik* Poor Maliky…

Malik: Uh… yeah… whatever…

Isis: Malik! Pay attention! Do you understand what I'm saying here?

Malik: Um… *thinks* No… not really…

Isis: *sighs* Get! *points at THE door* [Not the door… THE door as in thee door]

Malik: O_O NO!!!!!!! PLEASE ISIS! NO! NOT AGAIN! PLEASE!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! *latches on to Isis* PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!

Marik: WEEEEEEEEEE!!!!! *latches on to Malik* MALIKY PLAY GAME! ^_^ ME PLAY GAME!

Malik: ARGH!!!! Get off me you idiot!

Marik: *lets go of Malik* v_v Fine… *disappears*

Isis: Get off me! *tries to push Malik off* Little brothers are such PAINS!

Malik: _ NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I'm not going into THE door! NEVER! You don't know what evil horrors lie there when you enter!

Isis: Yes… I… do! *yanks Malik's arms off with a jimmy* [By the way… A 'jimmy' is a small crowbar… *snickers*] NOW GET!

Malik: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! _ Never! You don't know what it's like! You don't! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Isis: Oh get over it you big baby! Besides you asked for it! *drags Malik towards the door*

Malik: No please! I'll be good! I'll be good I promise! *is holding on to the sides of the door frame* PLEASE! NO, ISIS NO!!!!

Isis: *grunts* *pushes Malik through the door* *slams the door shut*

Malik: *from behind the door* ISIS! HELP! PLEASE! PLEASE! I BEG OF YOU!

Isis: *covers ears* LALALALALALALALALA! I can't hear anything! LALALALALALALA! *walks away*

~Behind the door~

Malik: *looks around*

'Around': *is outside the apartment in the streets*

Malik *shrugs* *starts walking towards a candy store*

~Inside~

Isis: See! Told you so! *sticks out her tongue at nothing in particular*

Nothing in particular: …

Isis: I won and you know it. Now show yourself…

Shadii: *pops out of nowhere in particular*

Isis: *doesn't look surprised* *in a smug way* Hello there Shadii dearest…

Shadii: *swears in Egyptian* *hands Isis $50* No fair… you can see the future…

Isis: *sticks her tongue out again* Too bad. *digs through her pockets* Now for the fun part…

~At the Candy store~

Malik: *steals several candy bars* La…la…la…

Shop owner: *doesn't notice*

Malik: *is making his way out the door* La…la…la…

~At the Ishtar residence~

Isis: *presses a button on a remote control*

Shadii: *looks frighteningly interested* What's that?

Isis: Oh… you'll see… *evil demented look*

~At the candy store~

Malik: *gets zapped by something on his neck* THE HELL?! *drops candy bars*

Shop owner: *still doesn't notice*

Malik: *eyes glaze over* *gets wobbly* *collapses*

~At the Ishtar residence~

Isis: *laughs maniacally*

Shadii: O_O Ooooo… Ah… //Mental note: Gotta get me one of those…//

Isis: FEAR ME OH MORTAL BROTHER OF MINE! FEAR ME! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Redfox: o_o Random insanity… v_v I hoped it would not come to this but alas my schoolwork has left me with no other alternative! I shall have to leave you poor, poor folk with this crappy piece of work… for now. I SHALL RETURN!

Maat: o_O Yeah…