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Chapter 12: Hercules Pt 3

"Twitch your foot one more time Mercury and I'll burn it off!" Cinder threatened the young assassin.

Mercury stuttered, "It's not me!" Cinder gave him a look, causing him to falter, "What I meant is that it's not me me. It's just my robotic leg acting up."

"He's bored," Emerald said, earning a glare from her silvered hair companion, "He's just upset that the version of him in that Arcules universe isn't so quite badass and is instead a little wimp."

"False," Mercury argued, earning a sigh from Cinder, "I'm just really excited to see a universe that will possibly have me as something different."

"You're going to be disappointed then," The Voice boomed in Mercury's ear, causing the young to nearly jump out of his seat before The Voice addressed the rest of the crowd, "Since we're this far along in the story of Arcules, I've decided to finish this tail of his heroics."

"Yay!" A high pitched voice yelled somewhere in the theater in the unseen crowd, that Mercury figured could only belong to the midget Ruby.

"Dammit," Mercury muttered, "I hate seeing my butt get fried, hopefully it'll get better."

"Probably not," Emerald grinned wickedly.

"Shut it mint head!" Mercury yelled as the screen started to light up again.

Needless to say, after Jaune had beaten the Hydra his popularity and legend had only continued to grow. Mostly, because soon after the Hydra. Cinder had gotten so pissed that she continued to send monster after monster after him. Unfortunately, due to most of the Grimm still being locked up by Zeus and her mother. It was difficult to find ones that were wild. So it took weeks of planning and finding normal monsters he could fight. First, she sent the Nemean lion after him. But that went wrong as he ended up stabbing it through the mouth and ended up wearing it as a pelt.

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"Ha!" Yang cheered, pointing at the screen, "Take that you overgrown feline!"

"Ahem?" Blake coughed crossing her arms, as she glared at her partner.

"Ah…" Yang stuttered.

Meanwhile, unaware of what was happening due to everyone else being invisible around them Roman had said the same thing, but instead of wondering how he should apologize like Yang, he was busy wondering when air would reenter his body due to Sienna strangling his throat.

Then she tried sending a giant boar with titanium tusks after him. However, he ended up skewering it and using its meat to feed numerous orphan human and faunus children at an orphanage where they ate good for a month. So if anything, all that really did was endear him to the people really more. Needless to say, Cinder was getting very pissed off because that thing should have killed him easily.

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"Bravo!" Sienna exclaimed whipping her head towards the screen while her hands were still around Roman's throat. "My…this human proves his worth every time I turn my head."

"Truly a great man if he is aiding the faunus, especially the orphans," Adam agreed.

"You…know…ach!" Roman struggled for breath, while Sienna ignored his cries and continued to watch the universe with a smile on her face.

Afterwards, she appeared to a bunch of Branwen barbarians as their goddess, and told them to find and kill Arcules and if they do so, they would be rewarded. However, they were easily disposed of, and they begged for mercy from Arcules. They were now currently stuck doing community service, serving ice cream at amusement parks and acting as janitors for all the puke that came out of the ball pits. So again, another plan had gone and failed.

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"Unbelievable," Raven sneered, "But then again, it appeared I wasn't leading them. So of course they were easily disposed of."

"You sure it just wasn't due to the fact that this Jaune guy is a mountain of a man with super strength?" Vernal Questioned.

To make it even worse, Jaune's legend was spreading amongst all of Greece and all of the kingdoms. He was getting more and more popular, people recreated his armor for costumes, people were singing songs of his exploits, and above all, people would buy merchandise that was licensed by him. Yeah, turns out Qrow came up with an idea to put Jaune's likeness on numerous products. And Jaune just signed anything Qrow put across him. Needless to say, Jaune was just as surprised as everyone else when he saw his face plastered across a brick wall in an advertisement for a new drink.

But then again, the amount of gold he got for doing that gave him enough money to send back home to his step parents. And needless to say, they were very happy with spending their vacation on Menagerie. Where Salem actually popped down to talk with her 'bestie' Glynda. And Ozpin and Zeus ended up having to hang out at the bar while their wives gushed about Arcules when he was a baby.

Needless to say, the god and farmer had become friends just by proximity. And because they both couldn't believe how weird their wives could be.

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Pyrrha sighed and slumped over, catching the attention from her teammates and friends.

"What's up P-money?" Yang asked.

"I know that he's using his fame to help his step parents and all," Pyrrha began before she started to shake his head, "But, with that much fame and popularity it's bound to soon go to his head. It didn't happen with me, thank the gods, but if this Jaune is like our's….well…"

"Man Dad, you wouldn't believe it!" Jaune was retelling his stories to Zeus at the temple again.

Zeus was just listening with interest as he rather enjoyed these moments together, since they were very rare. Unfortunately, the life of a god and goddess was very busy, and even Salem taking that time to visit Glynda in Menagerie was only an hour long due to the responsibilities of keeping the world in check. Plus, he may have cut it short when he saw that Ozpin and Salem were getting along rather well, and he got slightly jealous. Even though Salem reminded him that he would always be her little 'Lightning bug.'

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"She's all yours," Ozpin repeated in his head, "She's all yours."

"I mean, the lion was tough, but then as soon as I held its jaws open, I took my knife out and put it in my teeth, and used it to claw open its throat from the inside!" Jaune said excitedly as his father merely laughed.

"Good work my boy! Most people can't get past the Nemean lions unbreakable hide!" He was glad his son was so clever.

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"Ok, gross," Ruby shuddered.

"Sounds painful," Nora piped up.

"And then after that, my sponsors wanted to make a new clothing line based on my nemean lion cape!" he said showcasing his hide cape.

"Well it does look rather nice." Zeus wasn't the most fashionable person, which was Aphrodite's territory.

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"I don't know who the hell Aphrodite is, but come on…" Coco said with a slight glint in her eyes, "On anybody else, it would look hideous, but on Mr. Jaune here, woof! Maybe on Yatsu…"

Yatsuhashi's neck made a cracking noise when he spun it towards his leader and shudder inwardly. It wasn't that Coco herself wasn't a pretty girl; it was just that Coco was just Coco. And he could only deal with Coco and her…'fashion' lectures for only so long.

"I mean, it's just all been going so well, people cheer for me when they see me, they throw parades! I can't even go out on the street without someone shouting out my name!" Jaune never imagined he would be like this.

When people were afraid of him back home, he never once thought he would be as famous as he was now. It was like a rags to riches story come true.

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"Yes my boy," Salem grinned, "Everyone should made parades for you. At least I say, twice a day?"

"She better not have us make a parade for him when we get home." Watt's whispered to Hazel, who grunted in agreement.

"Well that's great my boy!" Zeus laughed at it.

"So….when do we start?" Jaune said as both him and Pegasus looked at him expectantly.

"Huh? Start what?" Zeus was confused.

"Uh, you know…my ascension? To olympus?" Jaune asked as Zeus rubbed the back of his head.

"Oh well…yeah….well see Son…you're a very popular hero…but…..you're not a true hero yet…" Zeus said as Jaune's face went blank.

"What? Not a true hero? Dad! My face is everywhere! Everyone loves me! I'm….Come on! I'm an action figure!" He said as he held up an action figure with kung fu grip.

And when he squeezed it, it also made a cute squeak, one part action figure, and one part dog squeaky toy, that's two businesses rolled into one.

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"He's not a true hero yet?" Ruby asked.

"How could he not be?" Yang agreed, "He's defeated so many monsters and is famous!"

"That's not really what a hero is." Pyrrha said.

"Then what is it?" Nora asked.

Pyrrha thought for a moment trying to figure out the best way to respond or have it make sense to her friends. "It's… more of someone being selfless and risking their lives for others," Pyrrha began, thinking more on it.

"And?" Yang probed.

"Yes, I know that son, but I'm afriad there is more to being a hero than being famous." Zeus said in a sad tone as hecouldn't explain it.

"What? Whats that supposed to mean?" Jaune was confused.

"I'm sorry Son, you have to figure it out for yourself…" Zeus left.

"DAD! Wait!" Jaune called out but it was too late.

Jaune was sad at first. But then as the seconds ticked by. He got mad! Really mad!

"AAGGHH!" He smashed his fists against the floor as it cracked the floor.

Pegasus came up to him and lightly touched his back with its hoof.

"What am I going to do Pegasus? That was all I knew….now everything I know is wrong…..what am I going to do to get home?" Jaune said as Pegasus shook its head.

He didn't know….Zeus couldn't tell. And Arcules was helpless to figure it out.

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"What does it mean to be a true hero?" Jaune asked himself or more particularly Penny and the Voice.

"Hmm, I don't know," Penny said when the Voice didn't respond. Turning her head though her face brighten up at what she saw. "How about asking them?"

"Asking w-wh-ooo-are you guys!" Jaune nearly screeched when he saw two enormous shining beings standing behind him. One was a bright golden color and the other a purple.

He sighed and they left the temple. Deciding to take a walk to clear their heads. They both needed it.

If Jaune wasn't a true hero already….then how did he become one?

"I believe that this version of you child, will find the answer," Gold said, while the other one merely shrugged his shoulders.

"That or get eaten by something by doing something stupid." Purple said.

"Who are you guys!" Jaune exclaimed, while both of them looked at each other before looking at him.

"The Gods of Remnant." They both said in unison.

Meanwhile with Cinder.

"UUGGGGHHH! EVERYTHING I PLAN GOES WRONG!" Cinder yelled as she smashed statues.

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"Who pissed in her cereal?" Qrow smirked.

"Apparently Jaune did," Tai laughed.

"He just beats everything I throw at him!" She yelled as she threw chocolate star after chocolate star into her mouth.

"That is so unhealthy," Glynda scoffed, "She shouldn't be eating those as much as you shouldn't be drinking alcohol Qrow." She glared when the flask was almost to his lips.

"Shut up Glynda," He thought, but chose not to say it for his own safety.

"Geez, PMS much?" Sienna mumbled under her breath at the goddess.

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"What did that cat say?" Cinder seethed with rage.

"Wow," Tyrian laughed, "Ours has PMS too!"

"Say that again, I dare you." Cinder said igniting her hand in flames.

"And to top it all off, I'm running out of id-" Suddenly Cinder froze in mid sentence as she looked down at Mercury's feet.

"What….are…those...?" She said slowly and angrily.

On his feet, Mercury was wearing a pair of Air Arcules, one of the brand new sandal brands that came out.

Emerald laughed at Mercury's distressed look when Cinder shot him a glare with flames literally in her eyes.

"Uhm, I don't know, I just thought they were really comfortable! And they look nice!" He tried to defend himself.

"They do look nice," Mercury whimpered, while Cinder's flaming glare intensified.

In reality, he was as big of a fan of Arcules as anyone else.

"Here I am, trying to deal with my annoying little brother and greatest enemy…and you…..YOU are wearing his MERCHANDISE!" She was getting ready to beat Mercury's ass into the ground when she heard something else.

The sound of a straw being sucked on as she turned slowly to see Emerald.

Now it was Emerald's turn to whimper, while Mercury laughed as Cinder's gaze fell to her.

Who was drinking a brand new fruit punch sports drink that of course had Arcule's face on it.

When Emerald realized that she was caught. She knew she was screwed, so she did the only thing she could.

"Uh…..thirsty?" She offered as Cinder got more and more pissed.

"YOU…YOOOOOUUUUUU!" If anyone was to watch from a distance, they would see a mountain top erupt because it turned into a volcano as the two minions had their asses beaten and burned.

"Not again," Mercury groaned along with Emerald, "Why do I always get fried in this universe?"

"Want to get fried right now?" Cinder threatened.

"Uh… No ma'am!" Mercury said quickly.

"Okay, I'm cool, I'm cool, think of something that makes you happy…..One dead kitten….two dead kitten…three dead kitten….thats better…" Cinder said as she calmed herself down.

Wow this new breathing exercise and counting dead kittens that Raven recommended to her was really working.

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"I'm really starting to wonder what this universe has against cats," Blake shuddered, "First the lion and now dead kittens? Just horrible."

"Well, Jaune does have the hots for that Sienna girl," Yang grinned, while beside her Pyrrha's face went bright red and her eyes harden. "So at least there's that."

"Okay let me think….Emerald and Mercury are useless…" She looked over to their very badly beaten bodies.

"I want my mommy….." Mercury groaned out.

"I want my daddy…." Emerald groaned out.

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"I want to incinerate both of you," Cinder finished, much to Mercury's and Emeralds fear.

"The monsters don't work…." Cinder remembered all the failed plans.

"Gah, the only thing that seems to distract him is-….." Suddenly she had an epiphany.

"Is you…" Cinder suddenly got a smirk as she looked at Sienna.

"Uh uh, no way.." Sienna knew what she was thinking.

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"Classic villain," Qrow said with a glare in his eyes, "If minions or monsters don't work, they send some foul temptress that tries to get in your pants!"

"Are you telling me something Qrow?" Ozpin asked.

"Yes way!" Cinder rolled over to her.

"No," Qrow said darting his eyes back and forth.

"I'm not doing it!"

"Qrow," Ozpin pressed.

"Yes you are!"

"Uh…"

"It's demeaning!"

"Qrow…"

"It's just a date!"

"You want me to go on a date with some guy I don't even know that well?!"

"Salem sent a harlot after me, she got in my pants and stole my scroll!" Qrow yelled, causing Ozpin to shake his head.

"Why not? As I recall, that was what got you into this mess with me, remember?" Cinder smirked as Sienna went quiet.

"Shut up….." Sienna seemed mad, but also saddened by what she said.

"Oh come on Baby, don't be so mad, you remember how you came into my service." Cinder cast a simple smoke spell to showcase Sienna as a smoke figure.

"After all, you weren't always this sarcastic femme fatale, as I recall you were very much in love with that bull of a man." Another smoke figure made Sienna snarl in disgust.

Her ex boyfriend Adam, and a piece of shit.

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Sienna slowly turned her head over to Adam, who froze in place and continued to stare at the screen while gripping his arm rests for dear life.

"I see you more as a comrade Adam," Sienna stated turning her head back to screen, causing Adam to sigh in relief, "This Jaune fellow on the other hand…."

"Creep…" Roman said in a small wheezing tone, as he was still struggling to get his breath from when she released him.

"You sold your soul to me in order to save his life, and what does he do in return?" Another smoke figure of a chameleon faunus walked across the screen.

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"What a dick," Sun crossed his arms, "Faithless mutton head."

"Isn't mutton sheep?" Neptune asked.

"Well…yes, but whatever," Sun said flailing his hands around, "Let's try not to bring race in this discussion ok?"

"He ran off with some lizard girl." The figure of Adam ran off and Sienna was left crying on the ground in pain.

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"That's clearly lizard girl right there," Roman said pointing a finger at Illia who gasped.

"But… I'm not into… that," Illia stuttered.

"What, you're not into bulls?" Roman asked looking towards Adam.

"That's not what she meant," Adam said rolling his eyes. "If you can't figure it out, then you're hopeless."

"He hurt you really bad that day didn't he?" At this Sienna threw her hand and dissipated the smoke.

"LOOK! I learned my lesson, I don't want to deal with any of that bullshit!"

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"Was that I pun?" Yang asked.

"No Yang," Blake warned, "But, I can sympathize. Being in a relationship with Adam was rather…terrible."

"Sweetheart it's okay, if you do this for me, I can give you the one thing you want most in the world…." At this Sienna went quiet.

"I'll return your soul."

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"If I ever see that bitch in our universe," Sienna snarled, "I'll rip her throat out!"

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"And the other gods think I'm cruel," the purple god snorted, "Owning a soul and forcing someone to do my biding? Now that's cruel….I'll have to remember that one."

"Whaaat?!" Jaune nearly yelled.

THE NEXT DAY

Jaune was posed with a lion skin headdress strapped to his own head. Qrow had scheduled a pottery artist to come and depict him as he probably looked when he defeated the Nemean lion. There was a high demand. And they needed a base to go off of.

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"Seriously?!" Blake gasped and nearly fainted.

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"Oh my…" Lionheart whimpered.

"Okay kid, so in two hours, you got lunch with King Oobleck. After that, you got another sponsorship meeting for a new type of sandals." Qrow was listing things off as he went along.

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"God's help those who are under Oobleck's rule," Qrow said, as his eyes widen.

"I beg your pardon?" Oobleck spat out quickly, "I'll have you know that I could be a great king if I put my mind to it."

"Uh…Qrow…" Jaune tried to speak but the artist shushed him.

"SHHH! SILENCE!" The artist Scarlet said as he needed absolute focus.

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"Hey, it's Scarlet!" Sun said pointing at the screen and then to his teammate. "Look at you Scarlet!"

"I can see myself Sun," Scarlet said rather irritably. "Me an artist? I've never been too good at painting. Maybe I should give it a try?"

"I'll be the first to pose for you then," Sun said flexing his muscles.

Scarlet grimaced, "On second thought, maybe not."

"And then after that, you have a kids birthday party to attend as a favor." Qrow said as he looked at his checklist.

Okay, Jaune really needed to talk to him.

"Qrow…" He said louder, but Scarlet shushed him more aggressively.

"And then after that, there is a meeting with an association who want to try and get you to pose nude for women's maga-" Jaune had had enough.

"QROW! WHATS THE POINT?!" He yelled as he threw his stuff down.

Which caused Scarlet to mess up the painting, he snapped and threw his tools down.

"That's it! I've had it! I can't work like this!" He said with his primadonna accent and left.

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"Posing nude?" Roman cackled, "kid really dodged a bullet right there."

Neo made a set of hand gestures to which Roman rolled his eyes and sighed, "Then why don't you go find the one in our universe and force him to get nude for you?" He said.

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"Sheesh," Sun said shaking his head, "Angry much."

"I would assume painting such a figure would take concentration and for the individual stay completely still," Scarlet countered.

"Says the guy who never painted," Sun said waving him off, "Don't ever paint, ok?"

"But you just said…." Scarlet said as he became rather flustered and angry.

"See, you're just like that Scarlet," Sun said, "You get angry so easily."

"What's the point? Kid I thought you wanted to go to Olympus?" Qrow said as he walked over and noticed Jaune's depressed state.

"What? Kid what's got you so down?" Qrow asked with concerned in his voice for his young pupil.

"I talked with Dad, He said that I wasn't a true hero yet, and I had to find the meaning for myself, but honestly….I don't know what to do, I tried everything, but I just don't know where to go from here. I'm the most famous hero in the world right now, but what good is that if it means I can't go home…." He said as Qrow went silent for a bit.

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"That's…really sad," Ruby said imagining herself in his situation, "I mean, to not go home because you aren't a true hero?"

"It's how it is," Weiss said, "In some cultures, children of certain groups have to prove themselves out in the wilds before they are let back into the tribe."

"A rite of passage?" Yang asked to which Weiss nodded.

"Kid, so things have gotten bad, trust me we've all been through bad times. But kid, you're different from all the other heroes I've met over the years, and I'm gonna be honest with you, you got something I've never seen before. Not even from Pyrrha…" Qrow said as Jaune smiled.

"Really? Not even from her?" Pyrrha Nikos was one of his favorite heroes and legends as a kid.

To hear that Qrow said he had something she didn't have was comforting.

"Ah…" Pyrrha was a lost for words. Sure she loved that Qrow was trying to pick up Jaune and tell him he has something that Qrow had never seen before, not even from the other version of her, but to hear that. That he had something she didn't made her feel sort of strange.

"Kid, you got that drive in you to never give up, remember how you came to my house, and I didn't want to train you, but you had that light of positivity and determination to get me to train you, and it eventually caused me to believe in you too….granted so did the fiery spear of magma by my dick, but that's besides the point." Qrow said as he put his hand on his shoulder.

"I can feel it in these stubby little bow legs of mine, you're going to keep moving forward kid, you can put anything you put your mind to, and just because you ran into a wall today, doesn't mean it's going to be that way forever, so your dad said you're not ready for Olympus yet, so it may be a bit longer before you get to go home, but remember this, just because you don't know what to do now, it doesn't mean all hope is lost." Despite his drunken nature, Qrow could be one hell of a motivational speaker.

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"Dammit I'm good," Qrow said taking a swig of his flask.

"If only you could be that way one hundred percent of the time instead of being drunk all the time," Glynda said.

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"You're uncle gave a rather good speech," Blake said to Ruby and Yang, "Kind of inspired me too."

"Yep, that's Qrow….some of the time," Yang teased, "and he sure was right about Jaune. I guess that this Jaune's personality isn't so different from ours."

"Jaune's an extremely hard worker," Pyrrha admitted, "More so then a lot of people and he doesn't complain when learning something new."

"Thanks buddy, I really appreciate it." They shared a bro hug.

Suddenly they heard banging on the door.

"Uh oh…." Qrow knew what that meant.

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"Shit…" Qrow muttered.

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"Why hasn't this version of you start running yet?" the Gold god said.

"Huh?" Jaune asked.

Suddenly the door opened to feel some of Jaune's most vicious fan girls.

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"RUN YOU BASTARD RUN!" Qrow yelled, nearly jumping out of his seat.

"THERE HE IS!" Coco the fashion designer said as Jaune froze.

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"Da hell are you doing son?!" Nicholas yelled, "Don't sit there like a deer in the headlights, run your ass off!"

"Nicholas!" Juniper scolded.

"Oh my god look at him in that lion pelt!" Weiss the daughter of the richest man in Atlas said.

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"I know right?" Coco laughed to herself.

"I wanna rip it off him!" Arslan said as she licked her lips.

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Neo made rapid hand signals as a smile broke out across her face, "Yes yes yes yes yes!" She signed rapidly, while Roman gave her a quizzical look.

"GET HIM!" Kali the faunus dancer said as they all charged.

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"MOM?!" Blake nearly gagged at the thought of her mother hitting on one of her friends.

Jaune realized he was in trouble when they swarmed him.

"I touched his elbow!" Weiss said.

"I got his belt!" Coco said.

"I GRABBED HIS ASS!" Kali yelled.

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"Kali?" Ghira said turning to his wife, who shook her head no causing him to sigh in relief.

"I GOT HIS HEADBAND!" Arslan yelled as Jaune collapsed.

"Qrow! Help!" Jaune said as he was being smothered by crazed fangirls.

"Uh, shit, uhm, Escape Plan Beta!" Qrow ran to the door and blew a whistle.

"Huh, where did he go?" Coco asked as she was holding his belt.

"I don't know, but his ass is firm!" Kali said as she looked down at her hand.

"He went that way ladies!" Qrow pointed out to the courtyard.

"CHARGE!" Coco led the assault, hoping to touch Jaune some more.

"Geez, fangirls." Qrow said as he got a lecherous grin.

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"Oh Gods no," Yang squirmed in her seat, "Don't do it uncle Qrow."

"I would like to point out I would have never acted in such way," Weiss said dismissing Yang completely, "An heiress to the SDC would never sink to such a…. childish level."

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"If the fat goat touches me," Coco said cracking her knuckles, "I'm going to skin him."

"Buuuttt, I can work this to my advantage." He said as he got a grin and closed the door as he went after the girls.

Only for the closed door to reveal Sienna was standing behind it the whole time watching the whole exchange. She rolled her eyes as she couldn't believe what she just saw. First, she had to sit through that whole pep talk and mushy moment. And then she had to see Arcules nearly get stripped down by a bunch of hormonal teenagers. Granted they were technically adults. But, they acted like teenage fan girls.

She looked around and saw that there was a pair of feet sticking out from behind a curtain.

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"Ah, there he is," Sienna grinned, "I was wondering where he went."

"Why, were you hoping you're counterpart would fan girl over him too?" Roman teased, earning a glare from Sienna.

"No idiot," Sienna growled, "I wouldn't go to such a level, I would've killed all the other woman in the room and tied him up so he couldn't…"

"T…M…I!" Roman yelled covering Neo ear's, causing her to roll her eyes.

"Hmmm, let's see what's behind curtain number on-" She pulled the curtain back to reveal something she wasn't planning on seeing.

Luckily the camera didn't show it, but Jaune's combat kilt and armor had fallen off due to his belt being stolen, and he was standing there completely naked and accidentally flashed Sienna.

"SIENNA!" He said as he covered up with the curtain and Sienna looked away.

"Oh boy….Sorry!" She said as she blushed not believing what she just saw.

…BIG…..REALLY…..BIG….

"Damn you Voice!" Sienna roared, "Why aren't you showing it to me!"

"This isn't some nude show." The Voice argued back, "Learn some decency!"

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"How big is Jaune's…you know what?" Yang laughed.

"I don't know, ask Pyrrha," Nora said joining in on the laughter, especially when Pyrrha's face turned red again for the thousandth time that day.

"Why are you doing this to me Nora?!" Pyrrha complained, "Is it pick on your teammate and make them feel embarrassed day?"

"Just let me get dressed!" He said as she heard the sound of some armor and another belt and kilt being put on.

"Ah there we go!" He said as he stepped out and Sienna turned back around.

"Relax, the sea of raging hormones have been chased away."

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"Since when can you chase away the sea of raging hormones?" Qrow asked.

"Think of Becca in a bikini back in history class at Beacon," Tai said, while Qrow's face turned into a grin, along with the other men of the group. "Now think of Miss Hayward in a bikini who was teaching said class."

Qrow's grin disappeared and was instead replaced with absolute horror, along with Ozpin, Oobleck, Ironwood, and Port.

"Gee, it's really great to see you! I…I missed you." He said but was soon kicking himself because that sounded stupid.

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"That didn't sound stupid," Sienna cooed, "That was actually really nice."

"Really?" Roman said turning to Neo who nodded her head in agreement with Sienna.

"So this is what heroes do on their days off?"

"Not really, nobody told me when I did this that I would have crazy fan girls." He said as Sienna sat down on a couch.

"Sounds like you're under a lot of stress."

"Sienna you have no idea, this must be how Pyrrha Nikos felt when she stopped a possible war between the Mycaneans and the Thessalians." It must have sucked to be famous at that point.

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"Ah, I'm pretty sure that would put you at the top," Weiss said turning towards Pyrrha, who stared at the screen in shock. "How famous do you think you would be if you stopped a war?"

"I wouldn't even be able to step out of my room," Pyrrha said, "I'm actually glad I haven't reached that point yet or else I don't think I would have any friends…"

"What about Jaune?" Ruby asked, making Pyrrha think for moment before smiling.

"He'd probably responded the same way when he first met you," Weiss groaned.

"You need to relax, think your nanny goat might gooo-" Sienna squeezed a doll of Qrow.

Its eyes popped out and covered its balls in pain when it got squeezed.

"Berserk? If you play hooky?"

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"Oh, that's just…"

"Fantastic!" Tai laughed, while Qrow glared at him. "It looks so much like you when you get hit in the nards."

"My eyes don't pop out first of all," Qrow yelled, "and second, I'm not some fat perverted faunus!" His attention then turned back to the screen with rage still filled in his eyes.

"And if that son of a bitch goes out with that bitch…"

"She's technically a cat." Winter pointed out.

"Then he can expect a world of pain!" Qrow finished.

"Uhm, I don't know, Qrow said he had a lot of stuff for me to do…" He remembered all the plans he had made.

"Relax, I'm sure it can wait another day." She said as she needed to do this for Cinder as quick as possible.

"Well, I guess I could….take a break for a day." He really did want to spend more time with Sienna.

"Then it's settled. Follow me!" She said as she swayed her hips again.

"YeP." He popped the P again.

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"Hip swaying?" Yang muttered, "That clever bastard."

Cinder's group

"That technique proves very affective," Cinder said with a grin.

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"My, now I have his attention," Sienna giggled.

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Qrow dropped his head and sighed. "The one true weakness of any man," He said looking up with dread in his eyes, "Dammit, not even thinking of Miss Hayward can control my hormones…Tai?"

"Huh?" Tai said looking towards Qrow as if he was brought out of a trance, while the other males in the group stared transfixed at the screen.

"Weak willed bastards," Qrow whined.

Later that night

"Today was awesome! First that café by the beach!" Jaune was listing off all the things they did that day.

"And then that play, what was it called, Oedipus? Man I thought I had problems." Jaune laughed as Sienna sort of giggled.

In all honesty, Oedipus was a messed up story, a guy who murdered his father, married his mother, and then went blind. That's some messed up stuff.

But to see Jaune get a laugh out of it was strangely comforting.

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"Wait wait wait," Sun said waving his hands, "The dude did his mother?"

"That's pretty fucked up shit right there man," Sage said crossing his arms.

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Roman was as of now dying of laughter, as some in the group gave him concerned and worried looks. "Killed his father-hahaha….married his mother-hahahaa….then went blind? Oh that shit is funny!"

"This was one of the best days I've had in a long time!" Jaune said as Sienna's attention was diverted to two birds in a bird bath.

"Hurry up and get the goods!" Emerald said as Mercury spoke up.

"I think she should at least kiss him before she gets some vital info out, at least make his night a night to remember before she screws him over for life." Mercury said as Emerald smacked her brother.

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"I actually agree for once with my counterpart," Mercury said, causing Emerald to whirl on him in surprise. Shrugging he continued. "Be a real dick move not to give the guy some action when in the end you're just going to mess with him emotionally and physically."

"Shut up dumbass!" They said as Arcules turned to her and Sienna dropped into his arms.

"Oops sorry, weak ankles you know?" She said as she brushed up against his muscles.

"Oh well, maybe you should sit down for a bit." He said as he sat her down bridal style on a stone bench.

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"Weak ankles?" Weiss huffed, "brushing up against his muscles?

"She's going to play him like a fiddle," Yang said sticking out her tongue, "Why that…."

Cinder's group

"….marvelous woman," Salem grinned, "Why I don't like how she's using him at the moment, she's very good at this."

"Men are weak my mistress," Cinder said, earning a collection of glares from the men in her group, "So easy to manipulate, maybe we should try it on our Jaune in our universe after this is done?"

"So…you got anything like that?" She threw her leg and ankle right in front of her face and Jaune's face went red at the close proximity to her…rather nice legs.

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"Is she…" Pyrrha gasped in horror, "Seducing him?!"

"Oh, she's good…" Blake nodded her head.

"Weak ankles I mean?" She said as Jaune pushed it back down.

"Uuuhhhh nope!" He said with a blush on his face.

"Not a tweaked knee or anything?" She got closer to him on the bench as his blush grew more intense.

"Uhhhh…"

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"He's not going to resist too long," Sienna mused, "He will fall for my 'charms'."

"Ruptured…..discs?" She got closer and grabbed his arm.

"Uuuh NOPE! Fit as a fiddle!" He stood up with a goofy smile on his face as he walked over to a pond and Sienna sighed.

"….." Sienna stared at the screen not sure what to think of what just happened.

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"The hell?" Qrow said sitting up straight in shock, "Did he just?"

"Walk away," Tai whistled, "Kids got some will power, that's for sure."

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"And that lady and gentlemen," Weiss said flicking her wrist, "Is Jaune Arc."

"Not necessarily a bad thing though," Ren said.

"Wonderboy, you are perfect…" She looked slightly bummed.

"Awww, thanks." He said as he skipped a stone.

And accidentally broke a statue of Aphrodite.

"Oh shit!" He said as he didn't mean to do that.

"Relax, it looks better that way."

"No, Aphrodite is my aunt, so I kind of feel bad."

"Relax, she'll be fine." Sienna just ignored his worries.

Suddenly they saw a light flash, and she noticed a comet shot overhead. And really accentuated how pretty the night sky was tonight. And Sienna suddenly felt like she was in a storybook romance.

"You know…when I was a kid, I would have given anything to be like everyone else." Arcules said as Sienna looked away.

"You wanted to be petty and dishonest?" At that, Jaune frowned at her negativity.

"Not everyone is like that."

Cinder's group

"Everyone is like that," Cinder laughed, "That is just how the world works."

"That's how life is on the streets," Emerald said, "You have to lie and steal to survive."

"Yes they are…" Sienna said as she walked over to a different part of the pond looking at her reflection in the water.

"You're not like that…."He said as he gently put a hand on her shoulder.

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"Oh, yes she is," Qrow warned, "Don't be stupid kid…oh wait, you're already stupid for going on a date with this liar!"

At this Sienna froze a bit. She knew he was just being nice. But, she felt a pang of guilt go through her as she remembered just why she was here with him in the first place. And she knew that what he was saying wasn't true. But, she couldn't admit that.

Criminals

"Oh by the Gods," Roman muttered under his breath so no one could hear him or more specifically one person in general, "If this turns into some sappy romance, I swear I'm going to scream."

"How do you know that?" She asked him trying to see what he would say.

"All I know is, you're the most…amazing person with weak ankles I've ever met." He said with a warm smile as even Sienna found herself getting lost in his warm gaze and smile as she felt a smile working its way onto her face.

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Weiss faced palmed herself, which surprising made a loud sound catching the attention of her teammates. "That is the most and I mean the stupidest comment I've ever heard." She said as her eye began to twitch, "Are we sure that our Jaune isn't in this universe at this very moment?"

"I thought it was kind of sweet," Blake said earning a look from Weiss, but brushed it off with a smile, "It's dorky, but really sweet that he's going out of his way to make someone fell good about themselves."

"He…well…" She backed away a bit to get some space.

POKE

"Ow!" She said as she turned around to see what had poked her.

It was a statue of Ren, the cute and adorable god of love. She could only gasp at the irony there.

"Bwahahahahaha!" The girls laughed, while Ren's face did something it never did, which was turn a bright shade of pink and red from the embarrassment he was enduring.

"Adorable god of love?" His face scrunched up, "Hopefully no one can read my mind….damn this universe." When he thought that though he could've sworn he heard some laughing from somewhere that sounded vaguely familiar to The Voice.

"Sienna, when I'm with you…I don't feel so alone…" Jaune said as he held her hand in both of his.

"…Sometimes it's better to be alone…" She couldn't do this.

"What do you mean?" he said as he looked at her with concern.

"No one can ever hurt you that way…" Sienna said as she had flashbacks to Adam.

Jaune could see that she was distressed and he knew he had to help her. He sat down next to her on the barrier of the pond.

"Sienna….I would never hurt you…" He was being completely honest.

"And I don't want to hurt you…." She looked deep into his eyes.

And at that moment, something connected. And they both started to lean forward. Closing their eyes as their lips got closer.

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Seeing the sparkle in Sienna's eye and the smile that was now plastered to her face, Roman wanted to hurl and he was pretty sure he wasn't the only one in the crowd who felt the same. "Bloody cat," Roman whispered under his breath, "This is probably the most action she'll ever get or see herself get."

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"They're going to do it, they're going to do it!" Yang said on the edge of her seat.

"Don't do it! Don't do it" Pyrrha chanted in her head.

Mercury and SSSN's minds

"Fuck this, Fuck this, Fuck this!"

"So…we should stop…before…" But Sienna found she didn't want to stop at all.

Just as they were about to kiss…..

WEE WOO WEE WOO WEE WOOO!

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"Dammit!" Sienna shouted

Roman, Mercury, SSSN's and Pyrrha's minds

"Thank the Gods!"

They both looked up to see both Qrow and Pegasus glaring down at them with a makeshift alarm.

"Alright that's enough break it up you two! Arc! I've been worried sick looking all over for you! Come on! We're going home!"

"Geez you old dusty drunk, it was my fault, leave Wonderboy alone!" She said as both Pegasus and Qrow glared at her.

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"What did that bitch say?!" Qrow asked pointing a finger at the screen.

"You're already on my naughty list sister! Don't make it any worse!" Qrow grabbed Jaune's hand.

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"I'm already on everybody's naughty list," Sienna smirked, while Roman gagged believing she meant something else completely.

"Come on kid! You're getting put through the workout of your life."

"Awww…okay." He said as he decided to go along with it.

"Wait…" He walked back over to Sienna.

He grabbed a flower from a tree, but it was stuck on a vine. So he pulled the whole tree down so he could get a better angle and take the flower off.

"Here…for you." He said as she smiled a bit.

And then her face lit up with surprise when he kissed her on the cheek.

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"Boy's got some doesn't he?" Yang grinned.

"If he so much as dare tries that on me," Weiss said with a glare.

"But, Jaune can't pull out a tree…or can he?" Nora said, thinking on it for a moment.

"COME ON KID!" Qrow yelled as he pushed Jaune onto the horse.

"Bye…" She said quietly as she held her cheek.

Jaune just had a dopey lovesick grin on his face as he was waving back as Pegasus was flying.

All while Qrow was on top of his head.

"WOAH!" Qrow nearly avoided getting hit with a branch.

"HEY WATCH IT! Keep your goo goo eyes on the-" Qrow turned his head back only to see that this time he did get knocked off by a branch hitting him straight in the balls and head.

"….Thats it…." He said in a high pitched tone.

"Next time…..I drive…." He collapsed in pain holding his balls as he passed out.

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"Every…damn…time!" Qrow yelled, as he nearly ripped up his seat.

Meanwhile Sienna was smiling and smelling the flower that Arcules had picked for her. She couldn't help but get a warm fuzzy feeling every time she thought of him now. But, that smile on her face soon turned to dismay as she remembered her ex.

"What are you doing Sienna?" She held her head in sadness.

"You think a girl would learn…" She stood up and started to walk around.

Suddenly, some slight music started to play.

The majority of the audience froze, as a mixture of feelings began to swirl within everyone of them. For some, smile's started to appear on their faces, for others they were waiting patiently and excitingly for it to start. And for the some…well.

"Dammit…" Roman thought, wishing he had some ear muffs or something to block out the inventible pain he was about to endure.

Sienna stood up and put the flower down as she began to sing.

If there's a prize for rotten judgment,
I guess I've already won that

She walked around a bit more as she looked around carefree, but her face took on a slight snarl as she saw a statue with a couple acting happy.

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"She's….sad." Pyrrha whispered to herself.

No man is worth the aggravation
That's ancient history, been there, done that

"This song is already starting out to be very good," Blake said nodding her head.

Suddenly a group of statues of the goddess's, Ares, Aphrodite, Ruby, and Nora came to life with grins on their faces as they began to sing back.

Hey some of them may not be goddesses of love, but they were still women who enjoyed love stories. No matter how much they denied it.

"Look! It's the three of us and wow! Wow, who's the really attractive girl?" Nora said wide eyed, while the rest of the females in the audience were slightly jealous of the far more attractive woman. The men…well…

"She's the Goddess of love?" Ren said, as he nearly passed out causing Nora to grind her teeth slightly.

Who d'you think you're kidding
He's the earth and heaven to you
Try to keep it hidden,
Honey we can see right through you

"Dang Nora," Ruby said high fiving the other girl, "We're awesome at singing!"

"Yes we are!" Nora cheered, forgetting her rage a few seconds ago.

"Hey what about me?" Yang pouted.

While Ares was trying not to get into it. She was actually really into it. But if anyone asked, she only decided to sing along with this group because Ruby had managed to annoy her enough to check out how things were going for her cousin. So in other words, she was using the cover as she was doing it as a favor to the messenger god.

"That is such bull that even I know it," Yang said with a laugh, "I would never miss this opportunity to spice things up between vomit-boy and an admirer..." She said before glancing over to some of the other females in the group, as an idea started forming in her head and it defiantly had something to do with singing. Maybe she would even use this song.

Girl you can't conceal it
We know how you're feeling
Who you thinking of

They tried to get Sienna to admit her feelings. But she just kept shaking her head as she didn't want to listen to the voices in her head. It just was all too crazy. And it just wasn't going to work out. It never worked out in the end.

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"Just because something doesn't work out at first, doesn't mean you give up on it," Sienna said with a small smile, "Just a little push and maybe some 'force', you can make your dreams come true."

No chance no way I won't say it, no no
(You swoon you sigh why deny it oh oh)
It's too cliche I won't say I'm in love

"Just say it so that this torture can stop!" Roman groaned, while Neo started mouthing the singing which only aggravated him more.

At this she walked away as the statues seemed to pout at her denial. But that didn't mean they were going to give up until she spilled all the juicy details. After all, you don't try to deny anything from Goddesses, because they will find a way to make you talk.

Jaune's group

"That is so true," Purple God or as Jaune found out the God of Darkness said, "Goddesses always find a way to make you talk."

"They are….persistent," The God of light agreed.

"You guys sound like you have experience," Penny quipped, to which both Gods shuddered.

I thought my heart had learned its lesson
It feels so good when you start out

She saw another group of statues depicting happy couples. Again she remembered feeling that way with Adam. And she also remembered how it ended. And she didn't want that to happen again. Her head felt like it was going to explode.

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"Would she get over it," Weiss said crossing her arms, "It's time to move on and accept not every guy is going to hurt you."

"Easy for you to say since you haven't been in a relationship," Blake muttered under her breath.

My head is screaming "Get a grip girl
Unless you're dying to cry your heart out

Girl you can't deny it
Who you are is how you're feeling
Baby we're not buying
Hon we saw you hit the ceiling
Face it like a grown-up
When you gonna own up that you got got got it bad

"Man, maybe we should take up singing guys," Yang said to Ruby and Nora.

"Oh Gods no," Weiss said to herself.

The Goddesses were getting more and more excited. because despite her denying it. They knew she had to feel something for him. Otherwise she wouldn't be making such a big deal over this.

No chance no way I won't say it, no no

Sienna was skipping across tones in the pond to get to the other side. But the last stone gave away, and she found herself having to grab onto something to keep herself from falling into the water. She looked up to see that her hand was actually in the palm of a statues hand. She looked up to see that the statue was actually of Arcules.

She smiled as she got closer to it.

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"Is she really going to kiss a statue?" Roman gagged.

"She's just trying to sort things out ok," Sienna scolded.

(Give up, give in, check the grin you're in love)

Suddenly she realized what was doing and backed away from it.

This scene won't play I won't say I'm in love
(We'll do it until you admit you're in love)
You're way off base I won't say it
Get off my case I won't say it

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"Why won't she admit it?!" Yang yelled, while Nor and Ruby seemed to be singing along with their other versions.

"It's…hard," Pyrrha said, bowing her head slightly. "She may know she's in love, but to say it and admit it is difficult to do."

"Why?" Blake asked.

"You don't want to be broken if they reject you…" Pyrrha said as a tear escaped her eye.

Sienna just continued to deny it as the voices just kept singing, egging her on. All the while the goddesses never lost any enthusiasm for trying to get her to spill the beans. They were really nosey and wanted to hear her admit it.

(Girl don't be proud it's okay you're in love)

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"I do hope she'll admit it," Tai said with a sad smile, causing Qrow to turn on him with a look of shock, "I actually enjoy this song Qrow. It's hard to get back up and into a relationship after you were burned badly and maybe if she admits it…well, maybe she won't harm Jaune in the end."

She saw that the flower was right where she had left it. And she smiled and held it in her hand and smelled it again. She really didn't want to admit it. But...maybe she could get away with it. No one else was around. She looked around really quick. And finally she let it out.

At least out loud I won't say I'm in love

The goddesses, satisfied with her finally admitting it returned to their statue forms, as she just laid on the barrier of the pond.

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"That's my girl," Sienna said smiling to herself.

Meanwhile, some others in the theater were thanking the Gods (who didn't know why they needed to be thanked for something like this) that the singing was finally over.

Suddenly Sienna saw the statue in the middle get a blue crack, that blue crack turned red hot and then she saw Cinder's face with a sickening grin.

"Bitch is back," Sienna's smile fell once she saw that woman's face.

"Well Sienna? How did it go? I'm waiting, let's hear what you got?" She said as she had a notepad out ready to take down notes.

"I'm out." She said as she glared at the goddess.

"Sorry, couldn't hear you, had a bit of lava stuck in my ear." Cinder said as she patted her head to get the substance out.

"Then read my lips you old bitch! I'm not helping you anymore!" Sienna said as Cinder frowned.

She didn't appreciate being called a bitch….or old….that was even worse.

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"Old huh," Cinder said while igniting her entire hand in fire, "I can take being called a bitch, but old. That draws a line!"

"I'm sorry Sienna, but there's one problem…."

"I OWN YOUR SOUL!" She said as she slammed her against a wall.

"Hahahahaha!" Cinder laughed, as Emerald and Mercury looked at her worriedly, "That's it, show her who's still in charge!"

"I don't care! I'm not going to help you hurt him!" She said as she walked off the pain she felt from the wall.

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"Ya!" Ruby called out, "Stick it to that old bitch!"

"Dear Gods Ruby," Yang said shaking her head, "Dad's going to blame your mouth on me I just know it."

"Oh come on, don't tell me you're actually falling for that brat?" Cinder rolled her eyes as she couldn't believe her annoying little brother had a crush.

"He's different!" She said as Cinder rolled her eyes.

"Girl pleeeaaasssee." Cinder said sarcastically.

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"I've never had more of an urge to claw out someone's eyes until now," Sienna muttered, glaring daggers at Cinder.

"He's honest! And funny! And smart!"

"HE'S STILL A GUY!"

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"Wow, what the hell is that suppose to mean?" Yang said cracking her knuckles.

"Again not all guys are tools!" Weiss said with a scowl, "Some, but not all and Sienna just listed off a lot that everyone looks for in a special person. Plus, Jaune our Jaune is all those things as well!"

"Did she just admit?"

"Can it Xiao-Long!" Wiess yelled, as she turned pink.

"Besides it doesn't matter! You can't beat him, he has no weaknesses, none at-" She turned to see Cinder giving her a wicked grin.

"Oh Sienna…you just told me everything I needed to know…" She took the flower from the tigress.

"Everything." And she incinerated the flower until it was a pile of ash.

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"Shit…" Sienna muttered, while the rest of her group sighed.

"She said everything that allowed for a classic villain 101 case," Roman smiled cockily, "Use the heart to get to your enemy."

Meanwhile Qrow was watching the whole exchange but he came in at the end, and only heard the very last part with Cinder saying 'She had everything she needed to know.'

"I knew that girl was trouble….this is going to break the kids heart….." Qrow didn't know how he was going to break this to Jaune.

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"Talk about bad timing," Yang said shaking her head, "Qrow didn't hear the entire conversation…"

"Forget that," Nora said biting her nails anxiously, "Cinder's going to use Sienna to get to Jaune's heart!"

"And knowing Jaune, he won't listen to what Qrow will say," Weiss said with a sigh, "He's too blindly in love with her. Only monsters would manipulate other's emotions to get what they want…"

"Who would do such a thing?!" Ruby spat.

Jaune's group

"Ah, a nice move by Cinder," The God of Darkness chuckled, causing Jaune to chuckle, "I have used that move many times to destroy my enemies and it always works."

"How could you say that?!" Jaune said whipping his head towards the God, while ignoring the other Gods gesture to leave it be, "What type of monster would use love to get into…." Before Jaune could finish his sentence, the God of Darkness appeared right before him face to face. What frightened Jaune more however were the God's eyes turning a horrifying red as he chuckled.

"My child," He laughed, "I am a monster. Just like the Cinder in this universe, I enjoy destruction and pain!"

With Jaune

"WOOO HOOO!" Jaune was way too energetic to worry about getting tired.

Qrow walked up to the training area to see Pegasus happily eating bird seed….odd that a horse was eating bird seed, but he had seen weirder things. He patted Pegasus softly and walked up to Jaune.

"Kid…" He said knowing he should be gentle.

"Oh man Qrow! Where you been? I had the best night of my life tonight!" He said as he was doing gymnastics.

"Kid, we need to talk…about Sienna."

"Sure! About what? How amazing she is? How beautiful she is? I can talk about her all day!" He said as he was doing pull ups with one arm.

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"Keep the comments coming 'Wonder Boy!'" Sienna laughed. "I do enjoy being praised."

"Should've said how much of an asshole you are too," Roman muttered.

"No kid, not that." He said as Jaune gave him a noogie.

"And it's all thanks to you! If I had never met you, I would have never trained, and I would have never met her! Thanks buddy!" Qrow just felt worse and worse about this as he knew the kid really cared for her.

"Kid, you got to listen to me…"

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"Good luck with that!" Weiss called.

"Hey, come on, let's spar!" Obviously Jaune was play fighting because if he used his full strength Qrow would be in danger.

"Kid! You got to listen to me!"

Suddenly Pegasus heard a noise and he turned his head to see a rather….exotic site.

He saw a pink pegasus staring at him with the horse equivalent of bedroom eyes. And it gave him a flirtatious wink as his wings shot straight up.

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"Did that horse just get a…." Qrow started and then stopped knowing he shouldn't finish that sentence.

It pranced away slowly shaking its hips into a closet where no one could see them.

"….Shit…" Qrow muttered, "The horse too?"

"NYEEEEHHH!" Pegasus shot straight up and followed the beautiful pegasus.

As soon as he was in the room alone with her. He closed the door. But what he saw next….would scar him for life.

He saw a spring detach the female pegasus down the middle as it got a crazed psychopathic grin. And Pegasus's wings went as limp as Elton John at a lesbian dance party.

Suddenly Mercury and Emerald shifted their shapes and tied Pegasus up.

"Gotcha you overgrown pony!" Mercuy yelled.

"You idiot, a horse is just an overgrown pony! That's not an insult!"

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"What?" Emerald asked, while grimacing at the weird scene before her.

"That's messed up," Mercury flinched.

"What part," Cinder mocked, "The part where you two seduced a horse or the part that you two were conjoined as a horse?"

"Oh come on Qrow, lighten up a bit! Just have some-" Finally Qrow got a hold of him.

"SHE'S A FAKE!" He yelled loud enough to snap Jaune out of it.

"She's been playing you for a fool since she met you!"

"Awww, come on Qrow, don't be jealous." Jaune sassed back as he went to his weights.

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"Ya right," Qrow said rolling his eyes, "Typical thing a brat would say when they're upset when you tell them the truth."

"I'm not jealous! She's been playing you kid! She's a liar and a cheat!" Qrow had lost his cool and wasn't doing a good job explaining the situation.

"Qrow…I don't like that tone you're taking."

"Fuuuuuck you kid," Qrow drawled out with a glare, "He trained your ass and made you what you are, he can talk however the hell he wants to you!"

"She's a two timing, nasty, lying, CRAZY WOMAN!" He yelled as Jaune got mad.

"THAT'S ENOUGH!" He swung his arm back in rage. But not realizing he hit Qrow.

Qrow went flying back into a weight rack and it broke under his weight.

Qrow didn't say a word for a bit as he took a helmet off of his head.

Jaune looked horrified with what he had done.

The crowd looked horrified.

"That little bastard," Qrow said shaking his head, "Disrespectful piece of shit."

"Qrow! I'm sorry! I didn't mean to-" He was cut off as Qrow walked past him.

"Forget it kid." He said in a cold tone.

"Wait! Where are you going?" Jaune asked worried.

"Leave it be kid," Tai sighed, "You're just going to make things worse."

"I think that this Jaune is going to learn a fine lesson here," Winter said.

"On the first boat out of here…I'm going back to the island of wine…" Qrow said as he walked away.

"Well…Fine! I don't need you!" Jaune got mad as he couldn't believe Qrow was leaving.

Qrow just looked back sad that it had come to this. He looked back one last time as he sighed in defeat. He thought the kid was going to be the greatest champ of all time. Not a chump like the rest of them.

Arc family

"Jaune…" Nicholas Arc said shaking his head, "Even in some universes he still doesn't think before he opens his mouth."

"Sad…" Juniper Arc began, "He said the same thing to you before he left for Beacon…"

Jaune continued to work out for a bit. He needed to work off the anger he had from Qrow. How could he say that about Sienna? But then again, was it really right of him to lash out like that. Jaune didn't know, he was just having such a good time with Sienna, why would Qrow say that about her? Should he had listened? No, Qrow was probably just mad about earlier today. He would be back after he cooled down a bit.

"Hey Arcules." He heard a voice say as he saw Cinder, the second goddess of death, and according to Salem, his big sister.

"Cindy?" He asked as she growled.

"I hate that nickname." She walked up to him.

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"The feeling is the same for me," Cinder breathed out in rage.

"Listen, I'm in the middle of something big, so I'm going to need you to take a day off from the hero business." She said as Jaune looked at her like she was crazy.

"Uh, sorry sis, can't do that, I'm at the top of my game you know." He gave her a light punch to the shoulder.

He always wanted a sibling!

Jaune's group

"Careful what you wish for," Jaune said, as he ignored the God of Darkness's laugh, "You'll end up with six more and become their play thing."

"Uh yeah, not going to work for me, I need you to take the day off NOW!"

Unfortunately she was a bit of a bitch. Maybe it was that PMS phase his mom warned him about?

"Uh sorry, can't do that."

"Oh screw it!" She snapped her fingers and he saw Sienna wrapped in chains.

"If you don't give up your strength for at least a day, then I swear to the gods I will rip her head off!" Cinder's flaming hair grew more intense as Jaune suddenly realized his sister was crazy.

"…..Psycho bitch…." He muttered under his breath.

"You let her go right now!" He yelled as Cinder realized she had his attention.

"Give up your strength for one day and we got a deal." She smirked as Sienna was shaking her head at him not to take it.

"….People are going to get hurt aren't they?" He knew that could happen if he gave up his strength. He didn't know much about Cinder, but he knew that right now, she was being a really big bitch.

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"He's not going to do it is he?" Weiss gasped.

"But, Sienna's in trouble," Ruby countered.

"Oh yeah, probably thousands, after all it is the apocalypse." Cinder said as she held a flaming blade up to Sienna's neck.

"Don't do it Jaune," Qrow warned.

"I'll give you to the count of three…..1…" She put the blade closer to Sienna's neck.

"One cruel person is better to lose then thousands of innocents!" Ironwood said slamming his fist on his arm rest.

"2." It inched closer.

"She can't just kill her," Pyrrha yelped, "She doesn't deserve to die!"

"I'll do it! But you have to promise she doesn't get hurt!" Cinder smirked.

"The fool," Ozpin muttered, "He's making another mistake which will cost thousands of lives!"

"Of course, how about a handshake." She gripped Jaune's hand and suddenly, he felt like shit.

He felt like he had been infected with every disease known to man. His palms were sweaty, his arms were heavy, knees were weak. He honestly felt like shit. And Cinder was just laughing as she saw how pathetic he looked.

"He doesn't have his strength now…" Yang whispered.

"OH I HAVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS FOR 18 years! And it's finally here!" She said as she was bouncing up and down with joy like a schoolgirl with a crush on Channing Tatum.

"Oh by the way, Sienna, you're free to go, heres your soul back." She said as Sienna suddenly felt like something was back. Something she had been missing for a long time.

"Sienna is safe now right?" Ruby asked.

But it was soon replaced by despair as Jaune looked at her with those tired eyes.

"Sienna…what Is she talking about?" He asked not knowing what was going on.

"It was a trick," Blake said bowing her head, "Cinder wasn't going to kill her, she was just using her…"

"Oh don't you know? Your little girlfriend was working for me the whole time! What did you think she actually CARED about you? Ha! What a laugh! Foolish little brother." She said as Jaune shook his head.

"Y-You're lying! She's lying, right Sienna?" He looked towards Sienna….who couldn't say a single word.

"…..I'm sorry….." She said as she couldn't lie to him.

And it pained her to see the broken look on his face as he realized that Qrow was right….she was a faker….

"No…." He fell to his knees as he realized that it was all a lie.

And Sienna had tears running down her eyes as she realized she did the one thing she didn't want to do. She hurt Wonderboy.

"And now, if you excuse me, it's my big moment!" Cinder said as she took off in a chariot pulled by a black pegasus.

Leaving Sienna in her tears, and Arcules in his misery.

"He just messed up badly," Qrow scoffed, "Freaking kid had puppy love bad."

"Trusted a liar and got burned in the end…" Tai said dropping his head as bad memories of Raven appeared, "At least the girl looked guilty about it…"

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The planets aligned allowed Cinder the opportunity to free the Grimm, meaning that they were now loyal to her and only her. Plus after Salem had helped lock them up, they didn't feel any kind of loyalty to the former evil goddess. Her daughter had succeeded in her plans of using the Grimm to help Conquer Olympus.

"Now go and conquer Olympus!" She yelled in Glee as Nevermores, goliaths, and Nucklavees sprang from the ground. Her grin widened however, when the titanic Grimm started to appear from their earthly prison and dwarf the others due to their great size and strength.

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"Oh…" Yang began staring wide eyed at the screen along with everyone else.

"Shit…." Ruby said much to the shock of her sister.

The first to appear was a gigantic Beringal, with one eye missing and reeked of death. The next one was a Beowolf with ginormous spikes protruding from its back that looked like they were made of ice. Following it out a Taijitu with magma spewing out of its pours, a giant Geist that summoned rocks to posses until its form was the size of a mountain and then finally a Wyvern that created tornadoes from every flap of its wings.

"DESTORY!" The Beringal roared, as he smashed his fist into a mountain.

"DESTORY EVERYTHING!" The Taijitu hissed, while lava oozed out of its skin and into the landscape.

"DESTORY OLYMPUS!" They all roared.

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"Such power," Salem breathed, "There are the normal Grimm, but these 'titanic Grimm' are like Gods."

"You should be strong enough to defeat them in this universe though my Queen!" Tyrian cheered, while Cinder winced, "You are a God in this universe as much as you are now!"

"Thank you Tyrian," Salem groaned.

Cinder had a smile on her face as she realized it was all coming to fruition, as the Grimm began to destroy everything in their path towards Olympus.

Until she noticed something was off.

"Uh guys…" She said to get their attention.

"Olympus is that way." She said as the Grimm where heading in the wrong direction.

As soon as they heard that, they immediately changed pace and started to go towards the ACTUAL conquest site. "DESTORY!" They yelled.

"Wow wow woah! Hang on big guy!" Cinder flew over to the titanic Beringal Grimm.

"Oh I have special plans for you." She said as she whispered instructions into its ears.

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"Now what could she be up too?" Sienna growled, "It better not involve Jaune!"

"Knowing her, it most defiantly will," Adam grumbled.

Meanwhile back in Atlas

The city was burning as the Beringel the size of the Colossus of Rhodes started to attack. Buildings were being destroyed, homes being leveled, and fire was spreading through the city.

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"All those innocent people!" Pyrrha cried out along with the others, wanting to jump inside the screen to help them.

Jaune and Sienna were watching the destruction. And then Jaune couldn't take it anymore, and he started walking down the steps.

"What are you doing?!" Sienna asked as she stood in front of him.

"Doing his job!" Yang said grinding her teeth.

"You can't go out there! You'll die!" She said worried for him as he just gave her a dead stare.

"There are worse things in life…." He said as he pushed her away and went off to go fight the monster.

"But without his strength, what can he do?" Ruby asked in a petrified voice, "This universe was so fun! Why did it all of sudden turn terrible!"

Sienna again felt another pain in her heart. She never wanted to hurt him this badly. But she never knew he would take it so hard. She knew what she did was wrong. But…to be willing to die rather than deal with the heartache….she couldn't believe she had done this to someone she actually cared about.

So many years she had been angry with Adam for leaving her and breaking her heart, and now….it seemed like she had done exactly what he had done. She had never felt so horrible in her life.

Suddenly she heard Pegasus struggling and she saw that it was coming from a storage room. She found him tied up with multiple ropes. And she started to formulate a plan.

"Easy there big guy!" She said as she began to untie the struggling pegasus.

"I need your help! Arcules is in trouble!" At this his friend stopped struggling.

"We need to find Qrow! He's the only one who can talk some sense into him!" Pegasus nodded his head.

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Sienna screamed as she held onto pegasus for dear life as he took off flying.

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"That's if I'm not already dead," Qrow said taking a swig from his drink, "World's already gone to hell in a hand basket, but hey, why not try to save the kid from killing himself. It would be a lot better to die together."

"You don't have faith that they will get out of this?" Tai asked with a bewildered look, making Qrow look away from him, but like the rest of the unseen crowd he knew that this was probably the end to a happy universe, except for one individual.

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"A true hero can save this universe," The God of Light said, causing Jaune to give him a questionable look.

"What was that?" Jaune asked.

"Only a true hero can save these people Jaune," The God of Light said again, "Nothing is impossible."

Meanwhile on Olympus

The gods were losing. They were all sleeping peacefully when the Grimm attacked. They had no time to prepare. And Salem couldn't control them, hence everyone's current predicament of losing because they were caught off guard. Zeus was currently being incased by Magma.

"SALEM! You hit me instead!" He said as he saw Salem also being incased by magma.

"It's not me!" She said as Zeus was confused.

"Then who could it…" He looked to see Cinder.

"Heeeyyyyyy Mom! I'm hommmmeee." She said in a smart ass tone.

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"Indeed," Salem said narrowing her eyes, while Cinder prayed to the Gods for help.

"Screw you," A voice rang her in head causing her to jump.

"Now that is no way how a God should talk," Another voice said joining in.

"Up yours, you high and mighty ass hole!" The other voice yelled.

"Please don't start fighting," Jaune's voice said, causing Cinder's jaw to drop, "There isn't enough room to do it in anyways."

Cinder decided right then and there she would never pray again or at least until she figured out what the heck was going on.

"CIINNNDEEERR! YOU DID THIS?!" Salem's eyes were burning red.

"Yep! Also I was the one who had Arcules kidnapped as a baby." She said with a cocky smirk.

"YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE YOUNG LADY! WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS! I AM GOING TO SPANK YOUR ASS RED!" Salem said as Cinder frowned.

"Really? You couldn't even promise to skewer me? I'M NOT A CHILD MOTHER!" She said as she covered Salem completely in Magma.

"Geez, that's irritating."

"When myself gets out of there," Salem began, "I would be very afraid to be this you Cinder….Cinder?" Salem turned her head to see that her disciple had her hands over her ears and appeared to be in mental agony.

"What's wrong with her?" Tyrian asked.

"COME AT ME YOU GIANT YELLOW BASTARD!" The voice yelled in Cinder's head.

"I can't watch this universe with you two yelling!" Jaune's voice yelled.

"Only one of us is yelling," The other voice replied, "Plus I think we are still connected to Cinder's head?"

"Good, then she can listen to me kicking your ass!" The other voice roared.

"Violence solves…" Before the voice could continue, Cinder yelled loudly before slamming her head into the seat in front of her and earning a cautious look from her group.

"Bwahahaha!" One of the Voices laughed, "Let's get her to do that again!"

Back with Arcules

Jaune was thrown into a building, he was not in good shape, he had two black eyes, multiple lacerations across his chest and abs, and large black bruises on his arms and legs from getting pummeled by the Beringel.

As this was happening. Sienna had found Qrow.

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"It's about time!" Blake called out, "I'm not sure Jaune can take anymore of this…"

"QROW!" She yelled as he was getting ready to leave.

"Oh it's you." He said as he threw his stuff on board the ship.

"I need your help! Arcules needs your help!"

"Yeah? Why does he need my help when he's got you!" He said bitterly as Pegasus glared at him.

"Please! I know what I did was wrong! Believe me I know…" She remembered the dead look in Jaune's eyes.

"But if you don't help him, he's going to die!" At this Qrow snapped out of it and he got really worried.

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"Kid was a douche, but can't let him just die alone," Qrow said shrugging.

"Still no faith?" Tai asked, "Because I'm sure they'll get out of this."

Back with Arcules

Jaune didn't know how much more of this he could take. Not only did he feel sick and weak. But he felt like he could barely move at times. It was like Cinder not only took his god strength, but even his normal strength. He felt like an infant trying to grasp things. But no matter how hard he tried he couldn't get it done.

He didn't know what to do….what was he going to do now? Just wait for the end.

Oh what was the point. It was all for nothing anyways….

"Now that is completely wrong," Qrow said balking at the scene, "Even if you die, you always die for something."

Suddenly though, Jaune heard something flying towards him. He figured it was the Beringal looking to finish him off for the last time.

"KID!" He heard a familiar voice as he turned his one good eye to see.

"Qrow…" He weakly croaked out, but he glared as he saw Sienna with him and Pegasus.

"It's alright kid! I'm here! Come on, you can beat this guy! He's a bum!" Qrow said as he washed his face with a towel.

"Good pep talk Qrow," Glynda said rolling her eyes.

"You were right Qrow….Dreams….that shit doesn't happen…" Jaune said bitterly.

Sienna again looked away with a guilty look on her face.

"No kid, I was wrong, dreams can happen, but not if you give up! You can't give up now kid! You got to keep going!" Qrow saw the Beringel getting closer.

"Come on Kid, I know we had that fight, but that doesn't matter kid, we're family! And I'm not giving up on you! So you better not give up on me now!" Qrow said as Jaune felt the spark coming back to him.

"GGGGGGGGGGGGGRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!" The giant Grimm Gorilla roared as it picked Jaune up determined to finish him in one bite.

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"Jaune!" His friends yelled, while some of them covered their eyes.

"Oh, I never get used to seeing this!" Yang cried out.

Jaune knowing he couldn't let Qrow or Pegasus down knew he had to think quick. Looking around he saw a burning wooden spike sticking out of a building. So he ripped it out, and just as the Grimm was about to swallow him, he stabbed it right in its one good eye.

"GGGGRAAAAHHH!" it roared again in pain as it dropped Jaune.

Thinking fast he found some ropes and lassoed its legs together. Causing it to fall backwards, off of a cliff, and impaling itself on a spike.

"Go Jaune!" Ruby cheered.

"Where did that giant spike come from?" Weiss asked.

"Thank the God's for miracles!" Yang shouted with glee.

"Heh, what do you know…." Jaune said as he took a knee from being exhausted.

But there was something he didn't see. And that was a pillar that was falling down towards him. In his usual state, he would be fine. But, in this weaken state after taking so many other injuries. It would surely kill him.

But, what Jaune didn't see, Sienna saw. And she knew there was only one thing she could do.

"And what's that?" Pyrrha asked worriedly.

"ARCULES! LOOK OUT!" She yelled as she pushed him out of the way.

Only to be crushed under the pillar herself.

Jaune looked back and realized what had happened.

A gasp went throughout the audience.

"Sienna? NOOOOOOO!" He couldn't believe she did that.

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"I couldn't believe I did that," Sienna said dumbstruck, "Did she just…Throw herself in to save him?"

He didn't know how, but somehow he got to his feet and ran over to the pillar and he started to lift it. At first nothing happened, but slowly the pillar started to inch and a light enveloped him as he felt his strength returning. Soon all of his wounds were cured and he was lifting the pillar above his head.

"What the? My strength? Its back?" He asked confused.

"Cinder…broke her promise…she said…I wouldn't get hurt…" Sienna said as she felt her crushed ribs…

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"She sacrificed herself for him…" Pyrrha whispered.

"Sienna….Why? Why did you do that?" Jaune was so confused.

She merely smiled at him.

"People…do crazy things…when they're in love…." She smiled as she coughed a bit.

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"Is that what people do when they're in love?" Team RWBY, NPR Sienna both said at the same time.

Jaune couldn't believe it, it wasn't just an act, she really did care for him. He held her close as he tried to give her some comfort.

"Arcules, we got bigger problems…" Qrow pointed to the Grimm on Olympus.

Jaune steeled himself as he got on Pegasus.

"TAKE CARE OF HER!" He didn't want to leave Sienna. But the gods needed his help.

"I'll watch her! Don't worry!" Qrow said as he knelt by her and tried to apply basic first aid.

Jaune flew off to go help the gods.

"She's good as dead," Weiss whispered.

"But…" Ruby began, but thought more about it and agreed sadly.

Meanwhile on Olympus

"Ahhhh, so relaxing." Cinder said as she had never felt this comfortable before.

Everything had gone according to plan. The gods were enslaved. She ruled Olympus, and on top of that she had plenty of chocolate to ward off her PMS cravings.

Life was good.

"Don't get too comfortable!" She spit out her chocolate drink as she turned to see her annoying brother.

"WHAT? How is that possible?!" She zapped his strength out of him!

"Let's see how you handle things when you aren't cheating!" Jaune said as he went around freeing the gods.

"UH-OH," The Grimm said.

"Oh boy, you're in trouble now!" Ares Xiao long said as she punched her gauntlets together and started kicking the shit out of Grimm.

Even Ruby the Messenger god was using her scythe to cut off the heads of some Snake Grimm. Needless to say, the gods and goddesses were pissed off and looking to take their anger out on the Grimm.

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"Payback time!" Yang cheered.

"Stupid Grimm," Ruby sang, "Even the titanic ones are getting their butts kicked!"

Jaune ran over and freed Salem and Zeus.

"My baby boy!" Salem yelled as she hugged Jaune.

"Mom! Fight now! Hugs later!" He said as Salem pouted.

"Oh right…." Suddenly she glared at Cinder as she held her hands together.

"Oh shit…." Cinder was seeing the Grimm get annihilated.

"QUICK! GET SALEM AND ZEUS!" She yelled at the Grimm.

And then, something happened she wasn't expecting.

Pegasus was right behind her. And the thing about having hair that was fire.

It could be blown out.

POOF

Suddenly Cinder was as bald as a baby.

"What? Who blew my hair out?" She said as she held her bald head.

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Cinder's mind was racing, it was like she could hear every voice, every person that was in the theater that she couldn't see nor hear laughing in her mind and it was all directed at her.

"Why are you doing that?" One, she could only presume, God said.

"Because, it brings me joy seeing others embarrassed!" The other God replied.

While that happened, the Grimm were getting slaughtered like they were baby chickens fighting grizzly bears. It was amazing what a bunch of pissed off gods could do when they had their weapons back and were prepared for a fight.

"I'm out of here!" Cinder yelled as she flew away.

"GET BACK HERE AND TAKE YOUR SPANKING YOUNG LADY!" Salem yelled as Cinder dodged magma spear after magma spear.

"Uh mom? A spanking really?" Jaune asked as he didn't see how that was a punishment.

Salem responded by holding up a hand covered in molten lava.

"….Ouch…." He said as that would hurt like hell.

"OH ARCULES! I MAY HAVE LOST NOW! BUT AT LEAST YOU WON'T SEE YOUR GIRLFRIEND AGAIN!" Cinder yelled as Salem froze.

"Girlfriend?" She asked as this was new.

Jaune went pale at the implication.

"SIENNA!" He yelled as he realized something important.

Cinder was still a goddess of death and….

He got onto Pegasus and flew as fast as he could.

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"And back to the sadness," Ruby said quietly.

"A fun scene turned sad," Nora agreed.

The scene changed to the sisters of fate again. With Neo, looking as gorgeous as ever looking in a mirror at herself and her two ugly sisters.

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"Gross," Neptune squirmed in his seat, "Even the hotty can't distract me from the hideousness I'm beholding

Raven who had somehow lost even more hair since last time. and Vernal who got even more wrinkles.

But that was besides the point. Right now, Vernal was holding up Sienna's thread of life as Raven came close with the scissors.

As Arcules flew closer, so did the scissors. There was nothing he could do, only the sisters of fate could control whether she lived or died. The scissors got closer and closer until.

SNIP!

Sienna's wrist went limp as Jaune landed.

Qrow looked at him and shook his head.

"I'm sorry kid…." He said as Jaune walked over.

"Sienna?" He asked as he held her gently as if she was made of glass.

But her body had gone cold and she wasn't responding…and she never would again.

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"But… this was supposed to be a happy universe." Ruby complained.

"N-No…" He felt his voice crack as he held her close and looked down as he brought her into his chest.

"I'm sorry kid…" Even Qrow was letting tears go.

"There's nothing you can do kid…she's gone….you can't change that." He said as Jaune cried into Sienna's shoulder.

Suddenly he looked up, the fury of his mother evident in his eyes, as his eyes shifted to the same red of his mothers.

"YES….I…CAN…." Jaune knew what he had to do.

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"Oh, here comes Salem 2.0," The God of Darkness mumbled.

"Brother, we've learned," The God of Light warned.

"Huh?" Jaune asked.

Meanwhile in the underworld

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!" Cinder screamed in rage as you could see her palace light up bright red.

"I WAS SO CLOSE!" She smashed some figurines on a table.

"I COULD HAVE HAD THE WORLD!" She yelled as she threw Emerald into a bed of hot iron spikes.

"OW! OW! OW! OW!" Emerald said as Mercury was currently hiding.

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"Ha!" Mercury mocked Emerald.

If Cinder was doing that to EMERALD, he didn't want to know what she would do to him.

"I hic….hic WAS SO CLOSE!" Suddenly Cinder started bawling like a baby.

At this both Emerald and Mercury looked at each other.

"Man Em, these Goddess of death puberty hormones are messing her up." Mercury said as he was suddenly grabbed by the neck.

"I'M NOT EMOTIONAL YOU DICK!" Cinder yelled as she threw him into a pit of hot lava.

"OW! OW! OW! OW!"

"Ha!" Emerald mocked Mercury back, while Cinder for some reason was staring off into space and mumbling about something to do with wishing for this nightmare to end. She couldn't tell if she wanted this universe to end or something else that was going on in her mind.

"Ugh, how could this get any worse?!" She asked as she suddenly heard the sound of barking.

"What is it you dumb three headed mutt?!" She yelled as she saw Cerberus crash through the door.

Only to see them panting happily as Jaune had given them three giant steaks, and he was now their new best friend. Which only seemed to make Cinder even more pissed.

"Good doggos…whos a good boy?!" Jaune despite being pissed would always be nice to dogs.

Cerberus looked confused as all the heads looked at each other.

"Why you three of course!" Jaune said as Cerberus looked like a happy puppy as it bounced away happily.

"Now for you!" He turned back to being pissed off as she marched towards Cinder.

"Now hold on there Jerkcules."

"Where is Sienna?!" He yelled as Cinder remembered she still had one advantage over him.

"Oh yeah, her, well, if you want her follow me." Cinder was getting a plan.

She knew exactly how she could this shitty day into a good day.

She led Jaune to the entrance of the river styx, which was streaming with the souls of the recently departed. No matter how old or young they were. The youngest were children ranging from 3 to 5, while the oldest could be in their 80s or 90s. The point was that death didn't discriminate; everyone was likely to meet it at one point or another.

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"She has the death doesn't discriminate part down, but that is an interesting form of…" The God of Darkness began, but trailed off.

"…the afterlife," The God of Light finished, "Though this is a different universe and Gods, so their version of the afterlife probably would be different."

"What's the afterlife like then?" Jaune asked hopeful.

"Wanna find out," The God of Darkness laughed when he saw Jaune's face go a pale color.

"Hmmm, I think that's your little girlfriend right there." She said as Jaune saw her.

"Sienna!" he reached into the river to grab her.

"AAHHH!" He pulled back his hands as he felt them burn.

Not only that, but as he pulled them back and brought them to his eyes. He noticed they had become much thinner and withered, almost as if they had aged about forty years when he had dunk them in the river.

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"What the hell?!" Blake gawked.

"Did his hands just age faster than the rest of his body?" Yang shuddered.

"How is Jaune supposed to get to Sienna if his hands can't even go a few seconds without turning old?" Pyrrha said in a worried tone.

"Oooh, sorry little brother, but the river doesn't take kindly to those who are still alive, and your little girlfriend, she's running with the dead crowd. So nothing you can do." Jaune wouldn't take that as an answer.

"Tell you what, we made a deal once, I got one for you now."

"No more deals!" Ruby yelled, "You're still alive Jaune and whatever it is you're thinking don't do it!"

"Oh, he'll do it," Yang said.

"Oh please what could you possibly off-"

"If I bring her back….I'll go in her place." At that Cinder actually gave pause.

"NO!" the majority of the crowd said except for a few. The few included the teachers, every bad guy, except for Sienna and Neo

"He'll be dust before he even reaches her!" Ruby shouted.

"That is a very deadly river," Blake said, "Even with his strength he won't survive something that can age you!"

"Hmmm, my annoying little brother who ruined my plans trapped forever in a river of death…" She thought as Jaune started to count.

"1." He said showing he was going to count to three.

"Is there a downside to this?" She asked as it seemed too good to be true.

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"I see no downside," Cinder smiled coyly, "It's a death sentence, just let him jump in."

"2." He held up two fingers.

"Okay! You stay, she goes." With that, Jaune jumped into the river.

Which….how was it he was now doing a swan dive from about twenty feet into a river, when just a few seconds ago he had stuck his hands in the river like it was right there?

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"….."

"Magic?" Ruby guessed.

"Oh did I mention? YOU'LL BE DEAD BEFORE YOU GET TO HER!" Cinder laughed as she won either way.

Jaune continued to swim, and as he continued to swim, you could see his body start to change, his muscles started to wither more, and his hair started to grow longer and gray. His skin was getting more wrinkly and leathery as he swam closer to Sienna. The longer he stayed in the more aged he became.

"Jaune!" Pyrrha yelled, "He's not going to make it. This Jaune will die before he ever reaches her!"

"That river is literally draining the life out of him," Blake said, "The fact that he already isn't dead is a miracle."

As this was going on, the sisters of fate, minus Neo who had a date tonight.

Because the reason she was looking so much in the mirror was she had a date with the CUTEST mortal ever. His name was Oscar and he was just an adorable little farmer! It made her gush!

"Da hell," Neo thought scrunching up her face.

Anyways, both Raven and Vernal had Jaune's thread of life, and they were getting ready to cut it. Knowing there was no way a mortal would survive in the river styx.

After all, a mortal could only bathe in the river styx once. It was what had happened to Pyrrha Nikos. Her mother fearing she would die dipped her in the River styx, which granted her invincibility. However, she forgot that she held her by her heels, which was the reason Pyrrha was killed by getting shot in the heel. That along with her body having on defense against even the weakest poison, she died almost instantly.

But now, Jaune had technically bathed twice, and now he was going to pay the ultimate price.

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"The fact that this boy could survive something like that is already incredible," The God of Darkness began.

"He's going on due to shear will power," Jaune said, as he stared in horror as one of his self's was slowing dying.

"That or it has something to do to because he's a demigod?" Penny asked.

"No," The God of Light replied, "Something else is compelling him to go forward…" The God of Light stated, "Something far more powerful."

Jaune was so close to her. He could almost touch her. But he was losing strength. His face was aged almost 90 years, he looked old enough to be his own grandfather. But with the last of his strength he reached out to grab Sienna.

And at that moment….they cut his thread.

"NO!" the majority of the crowd cried out again.

Only for it to turn gold and break the scissors.

"Huh?" Everyone said, except for the God of Light and Darkness.

"Huh, what the? What's wrong with these scissors?" Vernal asked as Raven took a look.

"Why won't his thread cut?!" She was frustrated as she started coughing.

And she hacked up her last remaining lung.

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"Eww, gross," Yang gagged along with her team.

Jaune's withered hand grabbed the stone that he jumped off of as it started to glow gold and return to its original state. Cinder was looking horrified as she saw that Jaune was not only still alive, but he seemed stronger than ever. And he had Sienna's soul with him.

"WHAT?! That can't be right? In order to be alive you would have to be a…a…"

"A god?" Mercury and Emerald pointed out as Jaune had the tell tale glow of the gods.

"YES!" The crowd cheered for joy, except for a few.

"How many versions does he have where he is a God or God like?!" Cinder roared, when the voices had finally left her head.

"WHHHHHHHHHAATTTTTTT?!" Cinder was once again pissed as she realized she got bamboolzed again.

Jaune started to walk away with Sienna's soul clutched in his arms bridal style.

"Listen Jaune! Arcules! Baby Bro! You can't do this to me I planned this for so-" Jaune punched her in the face so hard her face caved in on itself and put her hair out.

Criminals

"Serves you right bitch!" Sienna laughed.

She struggled a bit, but eventually she got her face back to normal.

"Okay, ha ha, So I MAY have deserved that a little bit!" She said trying to get out of the ass kicking that was coming her way.

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"Man, she's in for it now," Yang grinned.

"Jaune could destroy her," Ruby cheered.

"Listen! I'm a really stand up girl! Just I made a few mistakes, just ask Sienna!" She touched Sienna's ghostly face which Jaune did not like.

So he punched her into the River Styx.

"AAAHHHH!" She yelled as she landed in the water.

"Knock out!" Blake said.

"What? Hey get off of me you filthy animals!" Cinder yelled as not only was her hair put out by the water, but she was being grabbed by all the pissed off souls in the River styx.

Next thing she knew was that she was going down the river with the rest of them.

"Bye bye meany!" Ruby called out.

"Oh no, oh man, oh geez! She's not going to be happy when she gets out of there!" Emerald was worried of the ass kicking they were going to get.

"You mean IF she gets out of there!" Mercury was looking on the positive side.

And then Emerald started to smile.

"If…..If is good!" So they decided to just watch her go down the drain.

"So….now what do we do for work?" Mercury said as Emerald grinned.

"You know that big chest of treasure she has locked away for a rainy day?" She asked as Mercury nodded.

"Let's use it to get makeovers! I don't know about you but I'm sick of being an Imp!"

"Right on sister!" With that, both imps left to go and do something about their hideous forms.

Cinder's group

"If I ever fall into a river you both better run and jump in to get me!" Cinder roared, causing her minions to cower in fear, "There is no if's if I get out, it is only when."

Back With Pegasus and Qrow

Qrow and Pegasus would never admit it, but they actually kind of peed themselves a little bit when they saw Jaune glowing in a golden light and carrying a ghost in his arms. It was legit scary for them. But then again, they knew Jaune wouldn't hurt them. But again, why was he glowing like the gods?

Jaune kneeled down next to Sienna's body and laid her soul into the body. At first nothing happened. But they could hear the distinct sound of her ribs popping and healing, the collapsed part of her chest immediately popped back out, as color returned to her skin.

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"Mmmmmm," The God of Darkness grumbled.

"Please brother we have learned from our mistakes," The God of Light rebuked.

"Just bad memories."

"What?" Jaune asked.

"Nothing for now Jaune," The God of Light comforted.

"Wha….I'm…I'm alive?" She asked as she couldn't believe it.

She looked up to see Jaune smiling at her as he glowed gold.

"Wonderboy…but….how?" She asked as he helped her stand up as he held her hands.

"Well…people do crazy things, when they're in love." He reminded her of what she said as she was really trying hard not to swoon.

She was Sienna Khan! She did not swoon!

Criminals

This time Roman actually threw up, which disgusted everyone including The Voice. "Get this sappy crap over with," Roman complained.

But…she could go for a kiss. As both leaned in to go for a kiss. They were interrupted by the sound of lightning and next thing she knew, they were flying up towards the sky. Again, she kind of got beaver dammed again. But she was on a moving cloud, so she wasn't complaining.

Next thing she knew was that she heard cheering as her jaw dropped and she saw that the cloud had taken her all the way to Mt. Olympus, where Arcules got off and was being congratulated by all the gods on his work.

"My baby boy!" Salem said as she gave him a hug.

"Mom!" He said as he hugged her back.

"Oh I'm so proud of you!" She said as she couldn't believe how good of a job he did.

"Great work my boy! You finally became a true hero!" His father congratulated him as Salem broke away and explained it to him.

"You were willing to sacrifice your life for this young woman, even after learning the truth…" Salem looked up and down at Sienna judging her wondering if she was a good match.

Sienna couldn't help but sweat a bit as she saw the piercing gaze.

"For a true hero isn't measured by the size of his strength, but by the strength of his heart." Zeus said as Jaune finally understood what he meant by becoming a true hero.

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"Ooooh," RWBY and NPR said.

"That's what a hero is measured by?" Ruby asked.

Jaune's group

"That's what a hero is measured by?" Jaune asked to which the God of Light nodded yes.

"It is," The God of Light said.

"AAYYYYYEEE!" Nora suddenly clapped Jaune on the back.

"Nora? What are you doing back here?" Zeus wondered where she came from.

"Do you really think I'll turn down a chance to party and drink?!" Nora came as soon as she heard Zeus and Salem planned a huge celebration about five seconds after Jaune ascended to godhood.

"Well….son, what do you say we celebrate?" Zeus said as he pointed at Mt. Olympus.

Sienna realizing this was the end of the road turned to walk away.

"Well….can't stay here Wonderboy…I know the rules….I know you'll make one hell of a god." She gave a sad smile as she started to walk away.

Jaune was excited, this was what he wanted. But as he turned around to see Sienna, he noticed she was walking away. And that was when he realized something. The reason he couldn't stay on Mt. Olympus before was because mortals couldn't survive. But now…he was a god. And Sienna was still mortal. He would never see her again.

Frowning at the look on her face. He turned around and ran towards her.

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"What is he doing?" Pyrrha asked

"Doesn't he want to be with this me?" Salem asked.

"Ah, this you is proving himself more and more Jaune," The God of Light said.

"Mom…Dad…" he said as he turned Sienna back around to look at him.

"This is what I've wanted more than anything…." He said but he looked back at Sienna.

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"Wait is he doing what I think he's doing…" Sienna gasped, as her hands came up to her mouth, "Surely he wouldn't…would he?"

"But…a life without Sienna, even an immortal life would be empty….I…I want to stay on Earth with her…" Sienna couldn't believe it! He was giving up godhood…for her?

She couldn't help but feel her heart skip a beat as her smile returned to her face.

Sienna/Pyrrha/Salem/Jaune's group

"He's give up to be a God for me!" Sienna exclaimed, mix part of happiness and another part in awe. "Who is this child and why would he do such a thing? I mean not that I'm not flattered or anything, but still…. Why would someone, especially a human give up such a title such a position in life to spend it with someone, even though it's not me, but still someone like me? I haven't felt this flustered in years and the one who's doing it is a human? My wonderful!"

"Oh my," Pyrrha said with a small smile on her face, "That is…so Jaune!"

"He loves her…" Salem whispered as a tear escaped her eye, "Willing to give up everything to be with her."

"Gah, he would have had power and he could've changed the rules," The Brother of Darkness groaned.

"Shut up brother," The God of Light rebuked, making Jaune laugh along with Penny when they saw the look on the brother's face as he stared at the God of Light with a mixture of wonder, but also shock.

"I finally know where I belong." He said with a smile as Sienna hugged him.

SSSN

"Don't you start singing," Sun said quickly as he stood up and pointed a finger at the screen or universe.

Salem and Zeus were shocked that their son would willingly give up godhood. But they both smiled as they turned Jaune back to Mortal as the golden glow left him and Sienna and him finally kissed.

Well more like she threw her arms around his neck and wrapped her legs around his torso as she kissed him with a lot of passion that had been building up since they got stopped by Qrow.

Needless to say, everyone still cheered.

Criminals

"I still can't believe there is a universe out there like this," Sienna coughed, but returned it with a smile, "When I began watching this I would not think I would be involved in such a universe, but to think I could find this type of happiness, that brings me a sense of…peace."

"Awwwww, that's so sweet." Ares Xiao long said as she wiped a tear from her eye.

"AH HA! You finally admit something is cute!" Ruby said she she caught it on a moving painting.

"What no! Ah shit…."

Jaune and Sienna got on Pegasus as they looked around for Qrow. It was time to go back down to Earth.

Qrow was inching closer and closer to Aphrodite the goddess of love.

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"Ha!" Raven mocked, "He will never get someone like her!"

"So uh….Hey there sweet thing." In all honesty Qrow didn't expect to see this work.

What he wasn't expecting was for the Goddess to viciously French kiss him and pin him down to a cloud.

Course, Jaune and Sienna didn't want to see that happen, and they soon yanked him off of her when it was time to go back down to Earth.

But Qrow didn't care! He just sucked face with the goddess of love and SEX!

And she winked at him as he was flying away!

The majority of the males and a few females eyes began to twitch at the scene.

"That son of bitch," Neptune muttered.

"The goat!" Tyrian yelled, "The freaken goat?!"

"That was a million out of ten," Tai muttered, "How did he…."

"Suck it fools!" Qrow said springing to his feet and to the front of the scene. Without any hesitation he turned around and gave everyone the finger, which apparently everyone saw. It was as if the barriers that were keeping the rest of the crowd was lifted to allow everyone to hear and see Qrow for that purpose. "This universe sucked for me, but guess what. I got the hottest babe on the planet so screw you all!" He said thrusting his hips forward in a mocking gesture, while the crowd looked at him in shock and went back to invisible..

Jaune and the gang flew back down to Earth, where a giant crowd waited to meet him. Including his adoptive parents, Ozpin and Glynda. He hugged them as he couldn't believe they were here. But soon Sienna was tugging on his cape as she told him to look into the sky.

Soon they saw Zeus somehow putting more stars in the sky that looked like….

Qrow looked up as his eyes widened as he realized Zeus had put a constellation of Arcules up in the sky.

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"Oh this universe just gets better and better!" Qrow said jumping up and down, while the rest of the teachers groaned.

"That's Qrow's boy!" One of the bystanders said as Qrow felt his heart skip a beat.

And needless to say, tears of happiness were currently falling down his cheeks as he finally had a true genuine smile cross his face.

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"Whoa," Yang began, as little bit of jealously took her tone, "I've never seen Qrow that happy, like ever."

"At least he's proud of something in his life," Ruby said with a small smile.

"Hopefully, this doesn't go to his head…."

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"Suck on that bitch's!" Qrow cheered, "I was the laughing stock of this entire universe, but look who's got the best out of a crappy situation!"

"Yes Qrow yes," Ozpin said with a roll of his eyes.

"I want a statue at Beacon when we get home for my awesomeness!"

"Hell…NO!" Glynda said very slowly, but with vigor.

It was a happy ending for all, well….almost everybody.

Mercury and Emerald spent Cinder's fortunes paying off witches to turn them from Imps to humans. Mercury went on to became a child therapist, while Emerald went on to write a book about how to get out of a bad workplace environment.

Salem visited Jaune more often, she said 'To hell with the rules, I'm visiting my baby more often!'

Nora often would try to compete with Jaune, with sometimes her coming in the lead, sometimes him coming in the lead.

Qrow went on to date Aphrodite. Causing the four maidens to vomit in fear at the way they had treated Qrow, if he was good enough to date the goddess of love, then what did that make them? Well, except for Summer who found love with the human baker Tai Yang.

"Again, you all can suck on…Gah!" Qrow said, as he fell to the ground into a fetal position with his hands in-between his legs. Meanwhile, Tai sat there with an un-amused look as he pulled back his arm and his clenched fist.

As for Cinder, well, she was still trying to escape from the River styx.

As for the happy couple, Sienna and Jaune themselves. Welll…

"Daddy!" Seven blond haired children ran up to their father as he returned home from a hero's day of work.

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"Say what?!" Yang said whipping her head up so quickly, an audible crack could be heard.

"Hey kids, did you behave for mommy?" He asked as Sienna came out with her belly pregnant with their eighth child.

"Eight?!" Sienna and the girls cried out.

"They did, I still can't believe you convinced me to have so many children…" She said remembering how painful childbirth was.

"Well, I believe my mom had a part in that?" He said as they heard the sound of a volcanic eruption.

"GRANDMA SALEM!" The blond tiger eared children swarmed their beloved Grandmother.

"They're so adorable!" Nora cheered.

"Eight…." Weiss muttered.

Needless to say, despite Salem being slightly mad at Sienna for hurting Arcules in the first place….She relented after Sienna promised she would give her grandbabies to spoil.

Needless to say….she had absolutely NO problem following through on that request.

Well..And Salem wasn't the only reason.

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"That is a fantastic compromise," Salem smiled, "I do enjoy children and having that many grandchildren? My, that would be so wonderful."

"MY GRANDBABIES!" Grandmamma Glynda came out and joined her fellow Grandmother in playing with the grandchildren.

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"I forgot," Glynda gushed, "I'm a grandmother too in this universe!"

Needless to say, Salem and Glynda were not only fellow Grandmothers but besties. They shared everything with each other.

It was a happy life for Arcules.

It was a happy life for them all.

"Oh yeah!" Ruby cheered, "Happy happy happy ending!"

"That's it?" Weiss said with a smile, "My that was rather enjoyable."

"Another?" Nora asked.

"Man, we've watch so much already," Yang said stretching, "I think I need to take a little break for a bit, hey Voice! How much are you having us plan to watch?"

"Whenever I get bored," The Voice replied, "Which won't be for awhile, remember, time doesn't exist here and when you go back home you'll return to the exact same time so I'd get comfortable."

"So what's the next one?" Pyrrha asked.

"Oh, maybe one where Jaune is again a super human, but it has to do with the ocean…" The Voice trailed off.

"What does that mean?" Ruby asked.

"You'll have to find out," The voice teased.

Backstage extra

"He's still here?!" Ruby shouted upon seeing Arczilla still standing behind Deathstroke-Jaune and Deadpool-Jaune, "I thought he would have gotten changed out?"

"Meh, the Voice likes this guy being around too much," Deadpool-Jaune said.

"Grrrrr," Arczilla grumbled.

"I know you have to go back and beat the shit out of Cindora, but keep your cool man!" Deadpool-Jaune rebuked.

"Who?" Jaune asked, eyeing the creature before him while he ignored his friends probing the Gods for questions. After being around them, it still freaked him out but now not so much. His friends however, were just awestruck to be talking to the Gods, well, The God of Light since The God of Darkness was telling them to back off and stop touching him.

"She's Cinder, but she's pretty much a giant three headed dragon," Deathstroke-Jaune said.

"A dragon?" Pyrrha asked.

"Three heads," Deadpool-Jaune muttered, "Imagine trying to please her…"

"Are you seriously fantasizing about doing a gigantic dragon?" Deathstroke-Jaune balked.

"Rrrr?!" Arczilla grimaced.

"No!" Deadpool-Jaune said turning to them, but going quiet.

"Grrawh!" Arczilla roared pointing a finger at him.

"Was not!" Deadpool-Jaune defended, but there was some hesitation in his voice.

"Oh, you so were," Deathstroke-Jaune said laughing nervously, "That is gross!"

"Screw you two!" Deadpool Jaune said turning back to the scared teens and Gods.

"I'm afraid we'd be next after you're done screwing her." Deathstroke-Jaune said.

"Rrrrr," Arczilla agreed.

"I don't want to even know what they're talking about," Yang whispered to Blake.

"Are you sure?" The God of Darkness said spooking the crap out of both of them when he put his head in between them, "It might get ugly."

"The fact that it might get ugly because Deadpool is trying to screw a dragon? Or the fact that said dragon might kill him for trying to screw her." Deathstroke-Jaune asked.

"Grrrawh rrraw bwrraah!(I can never look at her the same)" Arczilla groaned.

By the way, this was fun but an absolute monster writing... I don't know how much sleep I have given up to write this, but now that's it, the end of Hercules.

Future plans most likely consist of what was said. Over the time I've been writing this saw Aquaman, love Aquaman, love Jason Momoa, will do a scene from Aquaman. I really want to do one though where Jaune is Thanos and a few of the others I mentioned last chapter so don't worry.(Also someone mentioned the ending scene of RD2 and YES! That one is so on the top of my to do list. Great and fantastic game with a very emotional ending, I highly recommend it to you gamers out there, but be warned it's a long one to beat.)

Other things to bring up and this actually really needs to be brought up again is that this story is just for fun. I know everyone wants a chapter cranked out every week, but for me that's just not possible at the moment. I'm a slow writer and add that with my own personal life, it's sometimes hard writing 10,000 word chapters and especially ones like these where that was nearly doubled.

As always, stay safe and have a good guys and gals.