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When Rosalie agreed to have seperate Bachelorette parties, she had not considered that Bella would go the cliche route and head for Vegas.

She was not upset. Concerned maybe would be the better word. She could almost guarantee that Bella wasn't going to come back fully clothed and the explanation as to why, would make absolutely no sense. Either that or it would be so mindbogglingly stupid, it would give her a headache. Bella seemed to have this uncanny knack of just losing articles of clothing for no real plausible reason. Also there was that thing of them possibly being arrested, because Emmett didn't know how to go out at night and not break the law.

"I'm not going to get arrested" Bella grinned at her wryly from the bag she had just finished packing

"You better not"

"...Besides, they can't arrest someone they can't catch"

"Not funny"

"It is but I'll apologize anyway" Bella grinned as she coiled her arms around the blonde

"Who says I want your apology?" Rosalie challenged with a smile. Her own arms coming up to wrap around the brunette's neck

"Maybe you want something else" a nudge of Bella's erection against her had the blonde's gaze quickly darkening

"I'm listening"

"Well" Bella grinned as she lowered them to the bed, "I'm thinking one for the road"

Lips less than a centimeter apart, they were rudely interrupted by both Alice and Emmett barging in,

"Nope!" Alice declared as Emmett lifted Bella off of Rosalie, "There will be no anything for the road, we've got to go now"

There was a brief moment where the blonde contemplated actually throwing Alice headfirst through the window but Emmett had already dragged Bella away, suitcase in hand. Well drag wasn't the right word, carried like a football would be a re far more accurate description of what had just occurred.

"I hate you" Rosalie decided to inform her sister. It was imperative that she know and understand this without a shadow of a doubt.

"You love me. Now, come on. We've got our own flight to catch"

"I really don't"

"You do. Anyway, you'll see her in two days. Then you'll run off for God knows how long and have all the uninterrupted sex you want"

Rosalie gave a noncommittal grunt in response. This was all very true but she wouldn't give Alice the satisfaction.

"Before you all go" Carlisle announced as he and Esme appeared at the top of the steps as a clear team.

Excited grins were sent all around knowing what kind of speech this was going to be. Rosalie wondered that if they knew giving the speech actually got them more excited, would they still give the speech. The oldest of them was Edward at 17 and the oldest was Irina at 23 all of their baser instincts were either centered around teenage rebellion or bad choices prevalent in young adults. Although she supposed they already knew this but they still felt obligated to tell them anyway, just in case.

Carlisle, Esme, Eleazar, and Carmen stood in front of the group, as a united front. Four reasonably 'responsible' vampires standing in front of 13 not so reasonable 'responsible' vampires.

"I know all of you are going to go out and I want you to enjoy yourselves but under no circumstances are you to get arrested" Carlisle warned to which he got nods, an eye roll, and two grins

"Emmett Dale and Isabella Marie" Esme warned.

Neither were the kind to purposefully disobey but for whatever reason there was, the moment they were told not to do something they always found a way to do just that. That little grin of theirs always being a prerequisite. Especially Bella, it was like the universe itself had to ensure the girl would get into fuckery of epic proportions once she was told no.

"No cops" Emmett and Bella nodded, hands raised in silent surrender

"Good, I want no phone calls" Carlisle warned to which they nodded, "Jasper and Bella", halting the vampire;s escape once again, "Under no circumstances are you to insight an orgy of any kind"

Two empaths in the house had taught them many things. Including the fact that an emotion could get trapped between the two of them cycling and engulfing everyone within the emotional web until Bella shut down her own power. Something which was easier said than done.

"Will do" Jasper nodded

"Good, now enjoy yourselves" Carlisle smiled with a wave. They too were heading out for a night on the town, after all they weren't obligated to stay in an empty house and wait for everyone to return. None of them had seen 30 before they were changed, it was nice to act like it every now and then.

"We've got to go girls. I planned this perfectly. 8 hour flight and we'll be landing just as the sun is setting" Alice chirped clapping her hands eagerly

"Say your mushy goodbyes and let's go people" Irina declared

"MIAMI!" Kate cheered as she walked out the house, heading for the car

"No bodyshots with strangers" Bella informed Rosalie unnecessarily

"Giving or receiving?" the blonde smirked, deciding to play along. They both knew she wouldn't touch anyone with a ten foot pole and they sure as hell wouldn't be touching her

"Both" Bella grinned.

Wanting to send her mate off with a little something to look forward to; she gave the blonde a toe curling farewell kiss. Not to be outdone, the Rosalie reciprocated in earnest ignoring the feel of Bella's excitement pressing against her for her own sanity.

"HEY! You stop that or I'll get the hose" Alice yelled as she threw a pillow at the two.

Grunting, Bella sent a light teasing jolt over Rosalie's skin pulling a hungry growl from the blonde. She'd been doing that lately, every now and then. Knowing full well that pleasure and pain danced along the same lines constantly and while Rosalie hadn't said a thing. They both knew she fucking loved it.

"Bella, I swear to you if you start…" Alice trailed off, letting her threat hang

"Why you always blaming me?" Bella declared as they finally broke their kiss.

In all honesty, Rosalie did this stuff more often than the brunette. Riling her up, knowing the brunette would cave relatively soon. Her resistance to all things Rosalie was known to be practically non-existent. She especially loved doing it when Alice was waiting on Bella for something knowing it would piss the pixie of a vampire off but it was payback the blonde decided.

"Because you started it. A simple kiss Bella, not light porn" Alice chastised as Anna and Victoria dutifully dragged Rosalie away

"Same thing" Bella pouted as she watched Rosalie climb into the passenger seat of Victoria's Jeep

"Two days and she'll be all yours" Alice smiled as she hugged Bella tightly

"Have fun and stuff" Bella grunted

"We will. If you get a lap dance, make sure you get rid of all the glitter" Alice chirped

"Excuse me?" Rosalie called from the car. Clearly having already recovered from her lust induced haze.

"No lap dances" Bella quickly assured the blonde before glaring at Alice who was giggling as she hopped into the car with Rosalie, Victoria and Charlotte.

The last having arrived with her mate a few months ago and never left after perfectly hitting it off with the Denali Coven and Bella. It was meant to be a short hello as to not crowd the newborn but they'd blended in so damn well they never left. Not that anyone expected them too. Bella's newborn year of isolation and acclimation had simply turned into one giant family vacation. Extended family like the Denali Coven and the Whitlock's included. Things like diet differences not even an issue for any of them.

Bella, Jasper, Edward, Emmett, and Peter all stood dutifully in the driveway waving their farewells.

Assured that their mates were out of sight, they turned to one another,

"So gameplan?" Peter questioned eagerly as he eyed Emmett. After all as best man it was Emmett's duty to plan the party,

"Fuck shit up" Emmett grinned.

A simple but effective plane that all of them were good at. No matter how much Edward tried to act responsible and deny it.

"I like the way you think" Jasper nodded

"Okay, so everybody hunts and meets back here in an hour?" Edward questioned

"Yes" Emmett nodded

"Fuck shit up on 3?" Peter questioned as he stuck his hand into the center of their circle

"Yeah, we'll go over the plan in the hotel room" Emmett nodded as everyone stuck their hands in

"1. 2. 3." Bella counted off

"FUCK SHIT UP!"

They drew eyes like moth to a flame. Between their pale skin and inhuman beauty, everyone noticed them down in Miami.

"Okay, I'm telling all of you right now. Bella and the guys, are going to have a night of complete and utter chaos and debauchery. Without cheating. I will not be outdone, do you understand what I'm saying to you?" Kate questioned

"So in other words, we're going to...as Emmett would put it; Fuck shit up?" Alice chirped eagerly

"I'd like that, yes"

"I'm down. How about it sugar?" Charlotte inquired

"God yes" Rosalie sighed. She'd been dreading the whole cliche club hopping thing all week, she knew it would quickly lose it's shine. Especially when they would have no mate to work off the sexual frustration they'd put themselves in from spending all night girnding on one another. Vampire's were sexual beings...it didn't take a lot to get them going.

"Too bad we can't get drunk" Victoria huffed

"If we start drinking now and heavily. We will have a good and decent buzz going by around 1 in the morning" Charlotte announced checking the time that read 9 pm

"What? Since when?" Kate declared

"We can drink only two things. Liquor and blood, both of them have to go somewhere" Charlotte smirked

"All my life" Kate mourned for all the time she wasted bored and sober when she could've at least been drunk.

"Son of a bitch. Let's go people" Irina declared with a level of one tract mindedness often regulated to only hunting.

She hadn't been anywhere near intoxicated in literally centuries.

She had shit to make up for.

She was hunting alright. She was hunting for a drunken night.