Note, I don't own the loud house or Spongebob, all rights go to Viacom and Nickelodeon. Happy Valentine's day peeps! It remember last year when I did another one shot on this holiday. So as a special gift, I give you The Chaperone, Loud House Style.

Chapter 18: The Chaperone

summary

After Winston stood Lola up on the day of the Valentine's day dance, Lynn Sr. tasks Lincoln's friend Clyde to escort her to the dance.

Let's do this.

At the Lynn's place, Lincoln and Clyde are hanging out in the kitchen . Right now was Lincoln's break time.

"And done." Lincoln proclaimed as he finished a Lynn-sagna in under 10 minutes. "New world record."

"Wow, Lincoln, you got the coolest job." said Clyde. "So what's your plan for tonight?"

"Oh no, Valentine's day, I completely forgot." said Lincoln. "You know, ever since Paige moved away, I have nothing to do but sit alone in my room to cry." Lincoln then did a fake cry. "Or we can go to Gus' Games and Grub."

"I'm in" Clyde then high fived Lincoln.

Just then, Lincoln and Clyde hear Lola come in crying. Lincoln theb gets a pan and puts it on top of his head for protection from the tears.

"Don't cry, honey. Daddy's going to make it all right. Calm down, girl!" Lynn Sr. said trying to comfort Lola

A wave of water from the tears busts the door down, but Lincoln pushes the door back up for a couple seconds, then the water comes breaking through the door and wipes out all the customers, dropping them to the floor. Lincoln walks up to Lynn Sr. with part of a table around his face.

"Dad, what's wrong with Lola?" asked Lincoln.

"Winston, that guy Lola had her eyes on stood her up, boy, and now, she can't seem to find another." explained Lynn Sr.

"That's because there's only one guy in the world that's blonde, neat, and fancy as he is. And that's him!" Cried Lola.

"For an 8 year old, Lola sure does have boy trouble." Clyde whispered to Lincoln.

"No, no, honey, no more crying. We'll get you a date. Why, uhh... I'll take ya!" offered Lynn Sr. but Lola begins to cry again "Well, what about Lincoln?" asked Lynn Sr. but Lola cries even harder.

"Wait, wait. Here, take Clyde!" Lynn Sr. says hold up Clyde to Lola.

"Ahh! four eyes? Do you know what that would do to my complexion? People would mistake me for a planetarium." said Lola

"What do you mean?" asked Lynn Sr.

"I don't know." replied Lola. "But I can't take him, daddy! Everyone in 3rd grade will make fun of me."

"Yeah, they would. We've got to find someone else." said Lynn Sr. He then gets a microphone "Listen up all you 3rd graders out here! Which one of you lucky kids wants to take me lovely daughter. Lola, to the Valentine's day dance tonight?" every kid in the restaurant then ran out, too afraid of Lola's violent tendancies.

"Just don't be late, Clyde." Lola then walks off.

"Now listen, Clyde, I'm-a counting on you to make this a very special night for a very special girl." started Lynn Sr. "Remember, you're doing it for good old Mr..."

The real Clyde walks up behind him, scaring the pointy nosed man.

"Oh, hi, Mr. Loud! Are you talking to that dummy I made? It's pretty realistic isn't it?" Clyde then holds up the left arm. "I made this part out of..."

"Never mind that, Clyde!" interrupted Lynn Sr. "You're taking Lola to her school dance tonight!

"Really? Oh, wow! Don't worry, Mr. Loud, I am a dance expert!" Clyde praised himself.

Later at Clyde's home

"Oh, Cleopawtra, I'm a dance failure. I couldn't even get a date for my own school dance."

"Meow." said Cleopawtra

"No, that was Liam who brought his grandma." said Clyde "Besides, how am I supposed to compare with Lola's old crush, Mr. Blonde, neat, and fancy?"

"Meow." said Cleopawtra

"What is it, Gary? What do you have?" Clyde asks his cat as she goes to her cat home and takes out a magazine Magazine is 'Blonde, neat and fancy' "Hey, Cleopawtra, this magazine gives me an idea!"

We then see Clyde cut through some black fabric then sews it up. Then he takes a shower and plucks his eyebrows to put in some new ones. Then he plants some seeds into the tuxedo and waters it to grow a pink flower. Now, he puts on a blonde wig "Blonde". Clyde then puts on a fake beauty mark on his cheek "Neat." Clyde then adjust his tie. "Fancy. Okay, Cleopawtra, wait 'til Lola gets an eyeful of this!"

Cleopawtra then hides in her cat house due to Clyde becoming unrecognizable to her.

Mr. and Mr. McBride then take a picture of the new Clyde.

"You be save now Clyde." said Harold. "Try not to drink too much punch."

"Don't worry dad, it's just a 3rd grader dance." said Clyde.

Your Limo awaits." Howard says in a Limo driver uniform. Clyde then went to the Loud house. But he won't have duck, dodge, push and shove to get there.

Later, Clyde's limo drives up to the Loud house.

Clyde rings the door bell and Lincoln opens the door.

"Nice wig Clyde" complemented Lincoln. he then turns to Lola on the couch "What do you think, Lola? Cleans up pretty well, doesn't he?"

Lola wearing a blue dress instead of pink. "Well, at last no one will recognize you. Now listen, Clyde, I just want to get through this with my social status intact." Clyde then writes down a list of what Lola wants to do on a notepad. "I want to go to the prom, get my picture taken, and I want to dance..." Clyde has a big list now "...I want to drink punch with my friends and don't do that other thing you're always doing..."

"Uhh, Lola, we've got to get back to the limo." said Clyde.

"A limo! Why didn't you say so?" squealed Lola. Lola grabs Clyde by the arm and drags him out of the house. "I love limousines!"

"Go easy on him, Lola! I can't afford to break in a new fry best friend!" joked Lincoln.

Luan then went up to Lincoln "I'm the only jokester in this family!"

Lincoln then looked at the reader. "See what I have to deal with?"

Now at the dance where the limo is driving up.

Clyde then checks his list. "Well, I guess the first thing we should do is..." a flash then goes off where the pictures are being held.

"Yay! My first dance picture!" cheered Lola.

"Uh-uh-uh... our first dance picture." corrected Clyde.

Lola then sprays him with something that deflates his arm.

"Let's get this over with." Clyde is now having trouble getting over to the photo-shoot.

"Oh no, the floor made out of wood is making my dance shes extra slippery." panicked Clyde. And to make matters worst, his shoes were untied.

"Come on, Clyde!" said Lola in the photo booth.

"Be right there." said Clyde.

"Will you hurry up?" snapped Lola

"Just a second. Coming!" Clyde then messes up his footing and jumps everywhere and apologizes to everyone but eventually gets to the photo-shoot. He holds onto the curtain to keep his balance "Sorry! Pardon me! Here I am...! Cheese...!" the curtain then collapses on them and the photo is taken "That'll be a keeper."

Just then Lola sees her group of friends coming towards her.

"Hey, look, it's Lola! Hi, Lola!" said Black haired girl named Judy.

"Clyde, here come my friends." panicked Lola "Uhh, go get me some punch!"

"Dance expert; away!" Clyde then jumps away as Lola's friends walk up to her.

"Hi, Lola!" greeted Judy & Friend.

"Hi, girls." greeted Lola

"I'd like you to meet Billy Guyson!"

"Sup." said Billy, some random boy with neat hair looking similar to Winston.

"And you know Brian Gardner from math class." introduced Lola's other friend, who was black.

"sup." said Brian, who looked similar to Billy, except he was Asian.

"Hi Brian." said Lola

"So, like, where's your date, Pearl? We're all dying to meet him." asked one of Lola's friends.

"He's over at the punch bowl getting me some punch." said a confident Lola.

"Ohh, is he the four eyed 12 year old with a blonde wig?" Judy

"Oh, yes!" Lola then notices what Clyde is doing. I mean... Oh no." Clyde is trying to walk on the floor, but his dance shoes made it hard for him to go anywhere. Lincoln then trips on his untied shoe lace and spills the drink all over himself. "Lola pushes her friends away.

"Oh, quick, let's go see how ugly Cindy's dress is!" Lola fools her friends as she rushes to Clyde. "You look ridiculous!" Lola then gasps.

"What is it?" asks Clyde as Pearl pushes him under the table.

"Get down, he'll see us! It's my ex-crush, Winston, a.k.a. Blonde, neat and fancy!"

"Sup." Winston said an adult chaperone.

"These guys all look generic. But, I bet he isn't holder of the Regional awesome Dance Championship trophy!" Clyde then holds it up, making Lola look impressed but another guy takes it away because it's his.

"Give me that back." said some generic kid.

"That just didn't happen." Clyde laughed nervously, "Let's go!"

Clyde then takes Lola to the dance floor " Ready?" Clyde then dances like crazy.

"Clyde, what are you doing? Can't you see everybody here is doing 'the whack'?" said Lola as she points to her classmates jumping at each other with their chests.

"The whack? Oh, yeah, I invented that one." Clyde then tries to jump.

"Are you sure you can do this?" asked Lola. Clyde then trips on his untied shoe lace and jumps at Lola, but they hit another two classmates and send them flying through the food table, shattering food and kitchenware. One of the people crash through a fruit painting

"Aaah! a monster!" screamed a painter as she jumps into a trash can which makes everyone else scream and go crazy.

"Well, I guess you can take me home now, now that you've ruined everything! " cried Lola.

"Don't cry, the dance expert is here! I haven't failed yet!" Clyde then looks through the list he wrote down. "Hey, we can still... no, I broke that. We could... no. Don't cry! D-d-don't cry." At this point, Clyde, filled with so much guilt because he ruined Lola's dance, seems to be talking to himself more than he is to Lola. "Whatever you do, don't..."Clyde then breaks down crying.

Clyde then runs into the ladie's bathroom. A couple girls run off screaming.

Lola then walks up outside the ladies restroom. "Clyde, are you okay?"

"Messed everything up." whimpered Clyde.

"Don't worry, Clyde, ya didn't mess everything up." said Lola

"— Hot dog!" cried Clyde

"Actually, it was pretty funny when that hot dog landed in Judy's hair." laughed Lola.

"All I wanted was to make sure you had a nice time at your dance!" cried Clyde.

"Listen Clyde, I'm sorry. I was making this into a bigger deal then it really was. i mean who organizes a school dance for 3rd graders?" asked Lola. A group of third grade teachers are seen drinking tea nervously. "Ya know, we haven't finished our dance yet."

"Can I still wear the wig?" whimpered Clyde.

"Yes, you can still wear the wig." said Lola.

Clyde then runs out and grabs Lola to the dance floor. "Let's go!"

All right you boys and girls! I'm gonna teach you how to do the Clyde!

Well, if you take your leg and you stick it in the air
And then you take the other one and jam it right up there
You twist yourself around
And give a great big lunge
Now you're doing the Clyde
Do the Clyde, Clyde
Do the Clyde
Bet your buns you're doing the Clyde.

Winston then walks up to Lola. "Sup!"

"Get lost, Blondie! Cant you see I'm dancing!' Lola snapped at Winston

Well, now, if you take your leg...

People are still breaking stuff and running around screaming

And you stick it in the air...

an Teacher then trips and breaks a table

And-a then you take the other one...
And you jam it right up...there...
You twist yourself around...
And you do a great big...lunge
Now you're doing
Yeah, now you're doing the Clyde

two men crash into themselves, their heads are upside down as the paramedics run out carrying people out on their stretcher Some are hurt and crying.

Oh! I said, the Clyde, Clyde!
Yeah, do the Sponge!

Yeah, do the Clyde, Clyde!
Well, do the Clyde!
A-do the Clyde a-do the Clyde
Ah-oh Ho!
A-do the Clyde!

Meanwhile, Clyde and Lola are still dancing. Pearl takes Clyde's fake wig and throws it into a basketball. Shoots and the word "score" lights up on the scoreboard.

Angry people from the prom pick up both Clyde and Lola and carry them over to the door.

"Go wreck someone else's Dance, will ya?" said some random chaperone as the crowd return to the gym.

"A-do the Clyde!"

Later

After Howard drives Lola home, Clyde walks her up to her house.

"Gee whiz, Lola. I'm sorry tonight didn't go out like you planned." apologized Clyde.

"Oh, don't worry, Clyde, I knew it would be a total disaster all along. But as long as disasters go, that was really fun." admitted Lola, "After all, you should be more embarrasesed since your a 7th grader who escorted a third grader to a dance on valentine's day."

Lynn Sr. opens up the door.

"Lola, your back." said Lynn Sr. "Well c'mon, it's almost 7 pm."

"Alright daddy! Well, good night, Clyde." Clyde doesn't respond to Lola. She then shrugs her shoulders and walks back inside.

"Thanks so much Clyde." thanked Lincoln. "I owe you one." Lincoln then goes back inside his house.

Just then The real Clyde appears from the side.

"Ah, there you are, dummy! You sure come in handy!" Clyde then laughs.

fin.

Thanks for reading. Now I wanna thank two guys. Eagc7, for his support for this series. And Mr. Animator for this request, I recommend you guys go read his sponge-house stories. I also wanna thank everyone who follows this story. it means so much to me that you enjoy these remakes. And I seriously am thankful that you guys continue to read my one-shots. Honestly it means the world. Please leave a review. Until next time. This is Issac Flores, signing out.