Chapter 1
Huey, Dewey, and Louie were drinking milkshakes at a diner with Webby. They each got a flavor corresponding to the color of their shirt and they were all arguing over the best flavor.
"Strawberries are so much better than most other fruits." Huey stated confidently. "They are also among the top 20 fruits in antioxidant capacity and are a good source of manganese and potassium." Nobody understood a single word that came out of his mouth.
"I like blueberry milkshakes, cause blueberries are cool." Dewey stated as everyone but Huey agreed. Huey was annoyed by that. "Besides, it's better than mint chocolate chip." Everyone started looking at Louie as Louie looked back at them.
"I don't anything to say." Louie said with no shame. "You can judge my shake all you want, but I like it." Webby started thinking about the winner, until a couple of guys walked in. It's not that they looked dangerous, it's that they looked preppy. Webby was looking at the middle one in particular. Dewey noticed that Webby lost focus.
"Webby?!" Dewey asked as he snapped her out of it. Webby was confused and then realized that she was picking a winner.
"Even though I didn't understand half the words he said, I'm gonna have to go with Huey." Webby said as Huey started celebrating his victory. Dewey was upset about losing the argument and letting his brother have bragging rights. Just as Huey was celebrating, the prep guys walked over to them. They were especially interested in Webby. Huey seemed a little uncomfortable, and so was Louie. Dewey was more annoyed than anything.
"Hey, my names Nathan, what's yours?" The preppy kid said with a smile on his face. Webby started to blush and chuckle.
"It's Webby." Webby said blushing. Dewey didn't like how he was talking with Webby.
"Well, my names' Dewey." Dewey said as Nathan completely ignored him.
"So where are you from?" Nathan asked as he tried to learn about Webby. "I haven't seen you around here before."
"I live in a mansion, but I don't really go out much." Webby said shamefully.
"That's cool, did you know my father is in the top five for the richest people in Duckberg?!" Nathan stated.
"Oh, that's cool." Webby said. "Their uncle is the richest man in Duckberg." Webby started as Nathan didn't believe it.
"Really?!" Nathan said as he looked at Huey. Huey didn't know how to answer.
"Well I wouldn't say 'richest guy in Duckberg'." Huey said blushing with embarrassment.
"More like richest guy in the world!" Louie said excitedly. "Ever heard of Scrooge McDuck?" Nathan couldn't believe his ears.
"Your uncle is Scrooge McDuck?!" Nathan said shocked by the fact that they were the heirs to Scrooge's money bin. "Well that's really cool I guess." He said trying to keep his cool. He then realized something about Huey. "Hey, haven't I seen you somewhere before?" Huey didn't know how not to lie, so Louie helped him out.
"Oh guys, look at the time, we have to pick Sophia up from soccer practice." Louie said with a wink. Dewey knew what he was doing.
"Oh yeah, we don't want her being worried." Dewey said as they started walking out.
"Bye, Nathan." Webby said as her cheeks went red again. Dewey noticed this and started to get upset. Huey was confused.
"Who's Sophia?" Huey asked as Louie hit his forehead.
"I made her up Hue." Louie said as Dewey was skeptical.
"What was that guys deal?" Dewey asked as he folded his arms. "He seemed like a jerk." Webby disagreed.
"I thought he was really nice." Webby said as Dewey didn't agree with her opinion.
"He tried to brag about his dad like he was some kind of trophy." Dewey said angrily.
"So he's a little vain, that doesn't make him a jerk." Webby said. Dewey was getting even more upset.
"What does that guy have that I don't?" Dewey asked. Webby started thinking of an answer.
"Maybe it's because he's more preppy and you're more 'Dewey'." Webby said as Dewey got angry.
"What's that supposed to mean?!" Dewey said angrily.
"It just means what it means Dewey, it's not a bad thing." Webby said trying to calm him down.
"Well it seems like a bad thing." Dewey said angrily. "That guy isn't as great as he says he is, and he'll have you wrapped around his little finger!" Webby was getting upset.
"Look, let's just stop talking about this, okay?!" Webby said trying to end the argument.
"Okay fine!" Dewey said as he folded his arms.
"Fine!" Webby said as she started walking ahead of the group. Huey and Louie were laughing in the background as Dewey was confused.
"Why are you guys laughing?" Dewey asked annoyed by his brothers.
"We'll tell you later." Louie said as all started walking back to the mansion.
When they got back to the mansion, Dewey starts speaking his mind while his brothers chuckled.
"Why is she so into that guy?" Dewey said throwing his hands up in the air. "He isn't even that cool. And he was obviously trying to brag about his dad. And what does it even mean to be 'so Dewey'." Louie started laughing harder.
"You're clearly jealous." Louie said as Dewey started blushing.
"What, I'm not jealous!" Dewey said as he blushed red with embarrassment. Huey started laughing with Louie.
"You should talk to her." Huey suggested. "I mean, what's the worst that can happen?"
"She could hate me forever and our relationship will never be the same." Dewey stated as Huey agreed. Dewey then started thinking of a suggestion that could work for him and Huey. "How bout I ask Webby out, if you ask Desire out." Huey started blushing redder than his shirt.
"What makes you think I like Desire?" Huey asked as Louie started laughing at both of them.
"How bout we make this interesting." Louie said to a confused Huey and Dewey.
"What do you mean by that?" Dewey asked as Louie started rubbing his hands.
"Dewford, who do you know is the best at talking to girls?" Louie asked as Dewey started thinking of an answer. Huey was trying to calculate an answer. Louie started get annoyed. "It's me guys!" Huey and Dewey soon snapped out of their confused state. "If I can get both of you to talk to them by the end of the week, then you have to each give me 10 bucks." Huey and Dewey thought that it was a little unfair, so they asked further questions.
"And if you don't?" Huey asked skeptical of the bet.
"Then I give each of you 10 bucks." Louie said as Huey and Dewey did a team huddle with each other. They thought it was too good to be true.
"Do you think he can do it?" Dewey asked as Huey started looking in his Junior Woodchuck Guidebook.
"The JWG doesn't say anything about talking to girls." Huey said.
"In other words, we're losers and we're pretty hopeless without Louie's help." Dewey stated looking at Louie. Louie was whistling behind them, pretending not to listen.
"I believe that's correct." Huey said as they broke off from the huddle. They started walking over to Louie.
"Okay, it's a deal." Dewey said as Louie got excited.
"Great, let's start teaching you guys the physics behind a simple conversation with a girl." Louie said as he started walking out of the room.
"Cool, I know every type of physics, this will be easy." Huey said as Louie smacked his forehead.
"This is gonna be a long week." Louie said to himself as Huey and Dewey followed him out of the room.
End of Chapter 1