Author's note: So, this is how you know I've got WAY too much time on my hands.

I've always felt that 'Living on a Prayer' really fit the Curtis brothers just fine all in its original version as well, but I was bored, so I came up with a parody. Am I the only one who gets brainwaves in the shower?

Disclaimer: The Outsiders is not mine, and neither is Living on a Prayer. Those belong to S.E. Hinton and Bon Jovi respectively.

And Bon Jovi's the best. So yeah.

Darry works all day on the roofs

His future is shot

Pounds nails into grooves

It's tough, so tough

Soda works the DX all day

To help with the bills

He brings home his pay

For love, for love

He says, "To make it, hold on to the little we got

If we don't have each other, then we will not

We'll fight 'cause we care, leave no one to rot

That's love

We'll give it a shot"

Whoa, we'll take that dare

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

Join hands I beg, and we'll make it I swear

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

Sodapop dropped out of school

Trading in pencils

For fixing cars with tools

So tough. It's tough

Pony's dreams scare him awake

When he cries in the night

Soda whispers

"Kiddo, it's okay. Someday

To make it, hold on to the little we got

If we don't have each other, then we will not

We'll fight 'cause we care, leave no one to rot

That's love

We'll give it a shot"

Whoa, we'll take that dare

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

Join hands, I beg, and we'll make it I swear

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

Livin' on a prayer

Ready to hold on. Take your shot

We'll fight for each other

WE'RE ALL THAT WE'VE GOT!

Whoa, we'll take that dare

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

Join hands, I beg, and we'll make it I swear

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

We could be anywhere

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

It's alright, as long as we're all there

Whoa! Livin' on a prayer

(Fades out)

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