"So...does anyone else find it weird?" Alix asked her friends as she stared at our five hero's talking amongst themselves at another table.

"That those five suddenly became friends?" Luka asked. "It is weird."

"And also Chloe is being nice with Marinette...I wonder what they are talking about..." Rose said as the group of their classmates stare at them. Trying to figure out what the five kids were talking about.

"Maybe they are planning world domination?" Max says. "And Marinette is the ringleader..."

"Whatever it is...it must be important..."

(The five)

"I will kill you first before you become a porn star!" Nino shouted at the glasses-wearing girl.

"I said a photographer for Playboy, not a porn actress Nino! And that's like after my four dream job idea's died with the rest of my dignity and faith for humanity." Alya shouted at her friend who was next to her. "Seriously, the day I star in porn is the day I officially stop caring about my siblings and family members."

"That day is not far away though." Marinette muttered.

"And also, there is no shame in being in porn Nino! Those girls are heroes!" Chloe said.

"To whom!?" Nino shouted.

"The many men and women that must release at night." Marinette said in a weird high mighty voice.

"Okay, no more porn watching for you." Adrien said.

"Secondly, let's be honest..." Alya started. "If ANY of us were to star in porn...it be Adrien."

"What?" Adrien shouted.

"Or cam-boy." Chloe said.

"I certainly will not!" Adrien shouted.

"Seriously, how did we get on this conversation?" Marinette asked.

"I don't remember, something about horse shoe's, mermaids, a stripper pole, why Adrien has a shovel and Zelda. Also, tupa..." Alya said. Marinette shakes her head before saying:

"Back to the main subject!"

"The shovel?" Chloe asked as she looks over to the shovel by Adrien's feet.

"No! Although I would like to ask why that is there?" Marinette asked her boyfriend.

"Uh...fall is here." Adrien said, this made Alya gasp.

"Fall is here! Leaves are turning brown! Death is coming and you're sitting here asking me what a Tupa is?" Ayla says to Adrien. The green-eyed blonde male gasp before saying:

"Where the fuck is a Tupa?" Adrien asked.

"Great sentence's to start a sequel fanfic secret that will haunt this story to the very end." Marinette muttered.

"A Tupa is basically a white girl dish made from a warehouse store." Chloe responded to Adrien question. Adrien looks over to Marinette for a second before shaking his head NO. Obviously Chloe had the thing in mind, but it was best to ignore her.

Okay, back to MATRIX RAVE..." Nino started. Marinette drops her fork and looks straight into Nino's eyes.

"I am not doing it."

"Why not?" Nino asked.

Because we're 16-year-olds entering a music dance contest that are for 18 and higher. We shouldn't even be signed up, how did you get permission?"

"Gabriel." Nino said, making Marinette look at Adrien.

"Yea! My dad co-signed..." Adrien said as he remember his father writing down something while in his mild coma Adrien put him in. He didn't even know it was possible, but...yea Adrien took advantage of it.

"That sounds suspicious."

"Don't worry about it babe." Adrien said.

"So, back to the rave thing." Chloe started as she picks up the flyer paper Nino had brought in for them to see.

"If we are doing this, what's our name?" She asked.

"Oh! The illegal five!" Alya said with a smile.

"Why are we putting the word illegal in our name!?" Marinette asked.

"Because this might be the least illegal thing we might do in the future...ignoring the tupa...and other's." Alya said, this made Tikki pop her head right out of Marinette bag.

"There are other's!?" Tikki shouted.

"As far as you know..." Alya said as she tries to avoid eye contact with the tiny creature.

"What's our theme too, some the people on this poster look like they have themes. Beach theme, neon theme...furry theme?" Chloe asked. Alya looks over Chloe shoulder and nearly laughed at what she saw.

"Naughty..." Alya muttered.

"I am not going on stage with a purple thong." Marinette muttered.

"What the hell do you think furry is Marinette?" Chloe asked.

"Some sort of fetish that involves furry things!" Marinette said.

"How do you draw hentai and not know what a furry is?" Chloe asked

"Because I don't go in the deep down dark depths of Google." Marinette said as if she was horrified at her words. "Not after learning what a blue waffle is..."

"Ugh..." Alya muttered as she tried to keep her imaginary vomit in her stomach.

"Ew! No, I have something better planned!" Nino said. "We go as our hero counterparts!"

"Over my adorable tiny body!" Tikki shouted from Marinette's purse.

"I agree with Tikki, what if people put the pieces together?" Marinette asked.

"Well, I already have that part covered." Adrien said before pulling out a picture of horribly drawn humans that was suppose to represent them. Marinette flinches a little at the terrible drawn people her boyfriend produced.

"How are you the son of a fashion design?" Marinette asked.

"Hey, I was born with looks not drawing skills. That's why you and I are going to get married." Adrien tells her.

"And Marizied it!" Marinette said before taking Adrien sketchbook of horror's. She begins to draw two figures, a female and a male.

"Okay, let's start with Nino!" Marinette said with a smile.

"What the hell are you five doing?" Alix asked. Marinette nearly dropped the book as the five looked at their peer.

"Talking! What are you doing!?" Chloe asked.

"Wondering what you five are doing!?" Alix asked. TO this, Alya said the randomist thing.

"We were getting diet tips from Adrien." She says.

"Yes, asking how get keeps that figure while eating tons of food..." Chloe said.

"Yea!" Adrien shouted. Ignoring the almost buffet like meal in front of him curtsy of his girlfriend. A few seconds of silence past before it accord to Marinette to ask:

"Wait a minute, how do you make your model weight limit if you eat all the time?" Marinette asked.

"I puke." Adrien said in a casual manner. Although he wasn't lying, this was a habit he did recently stop.

"WHAT!?" All four of the teens shouted. Making Adrien shake his head before saying:

"Nothing..." Adrien said. Before Marinette could say anything to her boyfriend, a HUGE flash went off in the area. Practically blinding everyone in the area for a bit. By the time Marinette had open her eyes, she was seeing dots everywhere for a while.

Is that a meteor?" Alya asked. Marinette looks up from the ground to the sky to see a giant ball of death flying towards Paris.

"No." Adrien responded.

"That IS a meteor." Marinette said.

"No its not!" Adrien responded.

"ADRIEN THAT IS A GIANT ROCK OF DEATH!" Nino shouted at his best friend.

"DAMMIT HAWKMOTH!" Adrien shouted. "I just wanted one goddam day normal!"

"What?" Alix asked with wide eyes.

"Nothing! You heard nothing! Go on your marry way!" Adrien said, and like that, the five ran out the area. Leaving confused faces all round.

Kikkie: Not as funny as the first story, but a working progress. Thank you and I hope your ready for another roller coaster of jokes! Please review.