Welcome back to Everything Wrong with Ninjago Season 2! Reminder: Ninjago is one of my favorite shows, I love it, I don't hate it, this is just for funs and laughs and I hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Ninjago or CinemaSins

*Ninjas cleaning up the city*

Ninjago City wasn't built in a day, but it was fixed in a day. +1

*Kai: This is so frustrating! Our Golden Weapons are gone, most of our elemental powers are. I mean, we can still do Spinjitzu but…*

Kai, Ninja of Exposition. +1

Also, your powers are connected to the Golden Weapons? I thought finding your True Potential was to give you your elemental powers without the weapons. +1

*Kai tries to create fire at the pole while ninja work.*

Kai tried gain his powers back by pointing his fist at his friends. Kai is a dick to his friends. +1

*Kai: And thanks to the Devourer, our tank is out of commission, our dragon is inured, and with the Bounty destroyed we don't even have a place to sleep!*

Kai still 'exposition-ing' like we all forgot what happened. We know Kai! We all binge watched the series before the new episode! +1

*Jay: Speaking of witch, has anyone seen Nya? She said she was gonna help out.
Nya: And I have.*

There's no way she heard that while driving up to him. +1

*Nya: I know a guy, who knows a girl. She knows this girl who knows a guy. Well this guy knows this girl who's a real estate agent who can help you find a place. If you catch my drift.*

What drift? It's pretty self-explanatory. +1

*Jay: Once we have a roof over our heads we can start properly training Lloyd.*

Yeah, yeah…WHERE IS LLOYD!? HE'S NOT WITH THE NINJA AND HE WASN'T WITH WU OR NYA! WHERE IS HE!? +1

*Cole: Good, because if we know Lord Garmadon, he's not gonna be taking any breaks. And let's not forget, the Serpentine are still at large.*

Cole, Ninja of Exposition. +1

*Destroyed Bounty laying in desert.

Um what? Last time we saw that, the Great Devourer swallowed it, leaving nothing behind but a few pieces, not this large piece. +1

*Hypnobrai: Lead us? To where? The City of Ouroboros has been destroyed. We have no home.*

So much exposition. +1

*Skales: Because I was the one who told you not to release the Devourer.*

You did not! +1

*Garmadon: The Skeletons serve their purpose, but I've always been partial to snakes.*

They're the reason you're evil. +1

*The Serpentine follow Garmadon*

I guess they just forgot the time Garmadon brought the Skeletons and attacked them. +1

*Garmadon creates the Black Bounty.*

Um…what? Since when could the weapons—you know what, never mind, this season just gets crazier so just roll with it. +1

*Skales: Now you blindly follow him because of his wizardry!?*

I mean…Yeah. If your staff can defeat the Golden Weapons I'll gladly follow you. +1

*Constrictai: Then we destroy Lloyd!
Garmadon: Look him in the brig.*

Why would you even say that out loud? +1

*Garmadon: Because we are heading to the Golden Peaks, birthplace of the Golden Weapons.*

Oh my god, just renamed this episode Exposition. +1

*Patty Keys: This one bedroom one half bath.*

You know there are seven of them that'll live there right? +1

*Patty Keys: There's also a dragon keep on the roof.*

Of course there is. +1

*Kai: We can get day jobs, to pay for the extra expenses.
Zane: We always said we could use a little more responsibility.
Kai: But we have to train Lloyd!*

You were the one who suggested it! +1

*Pizza Boss: If you're late, no tip!*

Well yeah, but the customer decides the tip fate, you don't give them. Wait, do you give the tips boss man? +1

*Cole stops a bank robber.*

The fact that the robber was able to get out the bank before Cole could stop him. Get the money for that matter! +1

*Cole places his feet in water.*

Shoes and all. +1

*Jay: Is this jar getting bigger? We're not even close!*

It must be because in this scene it looked like it was half way, but now it looks like they just got started. +1

*Skaildor: Release the Devourer!*

Sigh. +1

*Jay: How much time is left?
Boss: Five minutes.*

Do you seriously not have any other delivery people? Jay was already out doing a delivery! +1

*Jay checks his watch before saving a woman.*

Jay thinks his new work is more important then saving the innocent. +1

*Jay: What's going on?*

Who cares, they have knives! +1

*Mugger: Mind your own business, ninja!*

Cole is that you? +1

*Jay lands on muggers with his scooter.*

And paralyzed. +1

*Jay: So that's the Serpentine master plan. Wicked.*

Master plan? It's a map that reads Bank and We are here. +1

Also, a bank robbery? Skales thinks the Serpentine will follow him for a bank robbery. +1

*Jay hops down on to the tracks.*

Jay thinks there will be no other subways on this track. +1

*Mom: You're fired!*

OK Trump. +1

*Customer: I heard they stole all that money and no one's doing anything about it.*

It just happened! News travels fast in Ninjago. +1

*Bank Manager: You're fired!*

First of all, how dare you. Second, the robbery happened inside the vault and Cole was keeping guard outside. That's not his fault. +1

*Zane: Venom can't hurt me.*

It hurt you in 'All of Nothing'. +1

*Fangtom: Who's the fool now?*

You just explained your plan so you! +1

*Lloyd: Help me!*

Lloyd was tougher when fighting Pythor last season and Skales is a pushover! He just let the Serpentine go. +1

Also, this is your plan, Skales? Kidnap the child of the most powerful being in Ninjago? Great plan. +1

*Door Locked.*

A code to unlock the door, seriously? What happened to a simple lock. +1

*Skales cuts a hole in the glass.*

There's no apparent blade on the staff, but sure why not. +1

*Skales: You seem to be the only thing your father cares about…*

Well…duh. +1

*Cole: Guys, I think I found jay.*

There's no way you see him all the way down there. +1

*Kai holding back the three generals.*

They can't over power him. Seriously. It's one ninja with a stick. +1

*Zane: We're not strong enough.*

Cole picked up a car last episode and threw it at the Devourer, but sure. +1

*Jay yells.*

Jay's mouth isn't open. +1

*Zane: He's not here.*

You left a child unsupervised while you were at work? +1

*Nya: I go a way for a day and everything falls apart!*

It's been a day!? Seriously!? +1

*Wu: Nya, I think it's time for another road trip.*

Wu and Nya try to leave the first sign of work. +1

*Lloyd: Who's there!?*

Sigh. Who do you think? +1

*Garmadon holds up the weapons.*

I love that the Shurikens of Ice appear as one weapon and then magically appear as two when the plot needs it. +1

*Garmadon: Yes. In fact I've never felt more powerful.*

Still pissed we never got the Mega Weapon in a set. I had to make mine from a Gold Spear and a gold scarab shield from the pharaoh sets. +1

*Wu meditates with a candle lit.*

Everyone is asleep while Sensei does this. Wu is a dick to his students. +1

*Ninja sleeping.*

Where are Nya and Lloyd? +1

*Wu: I fear there is a great disturbance in the force.*

Sigh. Discount Obi Wan. +1

Also, the force? You couldn't say anything like a disturbance in Spinjitzu? +1

Sin Total: 58

Sentence: You're Fired!

Same as last season, if you have any sins yourself for this or the next episode, leave them in a review and I'll update the chapter(s).

R&R