Welcome back to Everything Wrong with Ninjago Season 2! Reminder: Ninjago is one of my favorite shows, I love it, I don't hate it, this is just for funs and laughs and I hope you enjoy it.
Disclaimer: I don't own Ninjago or CinemaSins
*Ninjas cleaning up the city*
Ninjago City wasn't built in a day, but it was fixed in a day. +1
*Kai: This is so frustrating! Our Golden Weapons are gone, most of our elemental powers are. I mean, we can still do Spinjitzu but…*
Kai, Ninja of Exposition. +1
Also, your powers are connected to the Golden Weapons? I thought finding your True Potential was to give you your elemental powers without the weapons. +1
*Kai tries to create fire at the pole while ninja work.*
Kai tried gain his powers back by pointing his fist at his friends. Kai is a dick to his friends. +1
*Kai: And thanks to the Devourer, our tank is out of commission, our dragon is inured, and with the Bounty destroyed we don't even have a place to sleep!*
Kai still 'exposition-ing' like we all forgot what happened. We know Kai! We all binge watched the series before the new episode! +1
*Jay: Speaking of witch, has anyone seen Nya? She said she was gonna help out.
Nya: And I have.*
There's no way she heard that while driving up to him. +1
*Nya: I know a guy, who knows a girl. She knows this girl who knows a guy. Well this guy knows this girl who's a real estate agent who can help you find a place. If you catch my drift.*
What drift? It's pretty self-explanatory. +1
*Jay: Once we have a roof over our heads we can start properly training Lloyd.*
Yeah, yeah…WHERE IS LLOYD!? HE'S NOT WITH THE NINJA AND HE WASN'T WITH WU OR NYA! WHERE IS HE!? +1
*Cole: Good, because if we know Lord Garmadon, he's not gonna be taking any breaks. And let's not forget, the Serpentine are still at large.*
Cole, Ninja of Exposition. +1
*Destroyed Bounty laying in desert.
Um what? Last time we saw that, the Great Devourer swallowed it, leaving nothing behind but a few pieces, not this large piece. +1
*Hypnobrai: Lead us? To where? The City of Ouroboros has been destroyed. We have no home.*
So much exposition. +1
*Skales: Because I was the one who told you not to release the Devourer.*
You did not! +1
*Garmadon: The Skeletons serve their purpose, but I've always been partial to snakes.*
They're the reason you're evil. +1
*The Serpentine follow Garmadon*
I guess they just forgot the time Garmadon brought the Skeletons and attacked them. +1
*Garmadon creates the Black Bounty.*
Um…what? Since when could the weapons—you know what, never mind, this season just gets crazier so just roll with it. +1
*Skales: Now you blindly follow him because of his wizardry!?*
I mean…Yeah. If your staff can defeat the Golden Weapons I'll gladly follow you. +1
*Constrictai: Then we destroy Lloyd!
Garmadon: Look him in the brig.*
Why would you even say that out loud? +1
*Garmadon: Because we are heading to the Golden Peaks, birthplace of the Golden Weapons.*
Oh my god, just renamed this episode Exposition. +1
*Patty Keys: This one bedroom one half bath.*
You know there are seven of them that'll live there right? +1
*Patty Keys: There's also a dragon keep on the roof.*
Of course there is. +1
*Kai: We can get day jobs, to pay for the extra expenses.
Zane: We always said we could use a little more responsibility.
Kai: But we have to train Lloyd!*
You were the one who suggested it! +1
*Pizza Boss: If you're late, no tip!*
Well yeah, but the customer decides the tip fate, you don't give them. Wait, do you give the tips boss man? +1
*Cole stops a bank robber.*
The fact that the robber was able to get out the bank before Cole could stop him. Get the money for that matter! +1
*Cole places his feet in water.*
Shoes and all. +1
*Jay: Is this jar getting bigger? We're not even close!*
It must be because in this scene it looked like it was half way, but now it looks like they just got started. +1
*Skaildor: Release the Devourer!*
Sigh. +1
*Jay: How much time is left?
Boss: Five minutes.*
Do you seriously not have any other delivery people? Jay was already out doing a delivery! +1
*Jay checks his watch before saving a woman.*
Jay thinks his new work is more important then saving the innocent. +1
*Jay: What's going on?*
Who cares, they have knives! +1
*Mugger: Mind your own business, ninja!*
Cole is that you? +1
*Jay lands on muggers with his scooter.*
And paralyzed. +1
*Jay: So that's the Serpentine master plan. Wicked.*
Master plan? It's a map that reads Bank and We are here. +1
Also, a bank robbery? Skales thinks the Serpentine will follow him for a bank robbery. +1
*Jay hops down on to the tracks.*
Jay thinks there will be no other subways on this track. +1
*Mom: You're fired!*
OK Trump. +1
*Customer: I heard they stole all that money and no one's doing anything about it.*
It just happened! News travels fast in Ninjago. +1
*Bank Manager: You're fired!*
First of all, how dare you. Second, the robbery happened inside the vault and Cole was keeping guard outside. That's not his fault. +1
*Zane: Venom can't hurt me.*
It hurt you in 'All of Nothing'. +1
*Fangtom: Who's the fool now?*
You just explained your plan so you! +1
*Lloyd: Help me!*
Lloyd was tougher when fighting Pythor last season and Skales is a pushover! He just let the Serpentine go. +1
Also, this is your plan, Skales? Kidnap the child of the most powerful being in Ninjago? Great plan. +1
*Door Locked.*
A code to unlock the door, seriously? What happened to a simple lock. +1
*Skales cuts a hole in the glass.*
There's no apparent blade on the staff, but sure why not. +1
*Skales: You seem to be the only thing your father cares about…*
Well…duh. +1
*Cole: Guys, I think I found jay.*
There's no way you see him all the way down there. +1
*Kai holding back the three generals.*
They can't over power him. Seriously. It's one ninja with a stick. +1
*Zane: We're not strong enough.*
Cole picked up a car last episode and threw it at the Devourer, but sure. +1
*Jay yells.*
Jay's mouth isn't open. +1
*Zane: He's not here.*
You left a child unsupervised while you were at work? +1
*Nya: I go a way for a day and everything falls apart!*
It's been a day!? Seriously!? +1
*Wu: Nya, I think it's time for another road trip.*
Wu and Nya try to leave the first sign of work. +1
*Lloyd: Who's there!?*
Sigh. Who do you think? +1
*Garmadon holds up the weapons.*
I love that the Shurikens of Ice appear as one weapon and then magically appear as two when the plot needs it. +1
*Garmadon: Yes. In fact I've never felt more powerful.*
Still pissed we never got the Mega Weapon in a set. I had to make mine from a Gold Spear and a gold scarab shield from the pharaoh sets. +1
*Wu meditates with a candle lit.*
Everyone is asleep while Sensei does this. Wu is a dick to his students. +1
*Ninja sleeping.*
Where are Nya and Lloyd? +1
*Wu: I fear there is a great disturbance in the force.*
Sigh. Discount Obi Wan. +1
Also, the force? You couldn't say anything like a disturbance in Spinjitzu? +1
Sin Total: 58
Sentence: You're Fired!
Same as last season, if you have any sins yourself for this or the next episode, leave them in a review and I'll update the chapter(s).
R&R