Just ignore this Author's Note and head down to the story. We were bored and this is what happens when two guys who want to die are bored.

Anc1enT and Storm, Anc1enT and Storm, working together, and watching some porn. Just a bunch of losers, munching on corn. Why oh why were we even born? Sitting together, we like to mourn, why did our damned parents have to act so forlorn. My clothes are all worn and torn, my friends all look at me with scorn, even Bjorn. Even though they had sworn, they left me alone, like an acorn, beside the Minotaur with one horn.

After working for weeks, Percy had finally done it, he worked multiple jobs just to get some spending money for his own needs. Now, months later he had finally saved up enough money to buy an engagement ring so he could propose to Annabeth. The love of his life, and the girl of his dreams. But first he had to deal with her devilious mother, Athena. He marched up to Olympus, on the 600th floor of the Empire State Building and headed straight for Athena's palace. He knocked three times. Three solid blows to the pristine wood was all that was needed to grab the goddess' attention.

"Perseus? Why are you here, at my palace that is?"She asked, her voice laced with malice and confusion but what seemed like a hint of respect.

"Athena, will you grant me the honor of allowing me to marry Annabeth? We've been together through two wars now, and I think I'm ready to be with her forever." I said confidently, waiting for her reaction as I stared into her piercing stormy grey eyes.

Athena stared right back at him for a minute before answering him. "Do you swear to stay with her through thick and thin, not to break her heart, or do anything that's backlash might result in a poor outcome for my daughter?" Her eyes bored into his, picking apart his meager mental barriers with just her gaze alone.

"I promise. I promise to stay with her through any problem she has. I promise to never abandon her during her times of need. I promise to protect her with my heart and soul. I promise to never abandon my own fatal flaw. I promise you this, Lady Athena."

Annabeth walked past as Percy finished his vows to Athena. She had been planning on visiting her mother to discuss the new project she had been working on and she couldn't help but overhear what Percy and her mother were talking about. ww

'Her marrying Percy? That must have been a joke. She didn't love him, they may have been dating but that was just for fun, she didn't want to spend forever with him.' she thought as she held back a laugh. Her image of his asking of her mother for her blessing as a joke was instantly shattered when she saw him pull out a velvet ring box to show her mother. He pulled back the top and Athena gave a valiant effort to cover up her gasp, ultimately failing in the end, she let it slip. The ring's engravings were a piece of fine art, something worthy of Zeus himself. An owl hugging a trident with seaweed wrapped around it's prongs was designed on the top. The trident made of gold, the seaweed emerald, and the owl made of silver with two moonstone gems for the eyes.

She had to end this before he actually proposed to her. If she rejected him after that, she would be hated by everyone. She quickly walked up to them and slapped Percy. The sound echoed as the area fell silent. Everyone turned to look at what was going on.

"You were planning on marrying me? You idiot, I never even liked you, I just kept you beside me otherwise other guys were continuously asking me out. You never had a chance with me, you stupid dimwit!" Annabeth yelled, ignoring the gathering crowd of onlookers.

"You were too lame to even try to have sex so I had to go fuck random guys. I even had sex on your bed and you didn't know and-" Annabeth continued before she was brought to a stop by Percy.

"What? I thought you loved me too and I had to control myself when the Aphrodite cabin asked me to fuck them because I was saving my first time for you" Percy replied, his voice breaking at

the end. As tears gathered in his eyes, he took off. Running like a bullet towards the edge of the Empire State Building.

"Perseus! Stop! Stop him! Don't let him get away!" Athena called out but Percy didn't stop. He pushed past the ever-growing crowd, shoving multiple deities to the ground while spinning around and jumping over others as he made his teary eyed escape.

Percy had passed the temples of hundreds of gods. Making sharp left and right turns, taking the quickest route towards the edge, Percy ran past Artemis who was walking to her chariot so she could fly the moon.

"Perseus?"

Just as quickly as he saw her, he passed her. A lone tear slipping off his face, onto her hand. Artemis looked at the tear curiously, wondering what it meant. Moments later she realized, he was crying. He wasn't running towards the elevator, he was running towards the the launching area of her and Apollo's chariots. One of the only places on Olympus that someone could… jump from. Shit. Artemis spun around and took off after Percy praying to some higher power that she would be able to catch him before he did something rash.

Percy heard Artemis begin yelling his name. Luckily for him, his years of training and fighting have given him speed rivaling a child of Hermes. He continued his death sprint, Artemis catching up to him at every step. Percy made one last sharp left turn when he saw it, the edge. It was right in front of him, all he needed to do was take two more steps and jump. He would be free of his burden, nothing to hold him back anymore. He took those last two steps in one leap, flinging himself off the side of Olympus, he was free.

Artemis saw him take his leap of faith, one that would undoubtedly end in him becoming a Perseus Paste along the sidewalk of Manhattan. In one final act of desperation to save Olympus' hero, she knocked her bow with a roped arrow and let it fly true. The arrow stuck into his calf, coming out the other side. The rope reached its maximum length and Percy was slung back against the side of the Empire State Building. The arrow was slowly sliding out and if Artemis moved Percy would begin to fall farther down, all she could do was wait for another god or goddess to catch up to help her.

Athena was running as fast as she could. She saw Artemis give chase to Perseus, something that eased some of her worries, knowing her sister was faster than the demigod. She could hear her sister yelling for him to stop, only driving Athena to run harder. As she ran past temples and took turns, she realized just where the heartbroken demigod had been running. It only made her run faster. Minutes later, she made the same turn Perseus had made only to see Artemis using her bow to hold a rope that was attached to an arrow that had flown off the side of Olympus.

"Athena, the arrow is coming out, you need to pull him up before it loses the small hold it has!"

Percy groaned, this arrow was preventing him from attaining freedom. After regaining his bearings from when he smashed his back into the side of a building, he bent up and tried reaching for the arrow. Each time he went down, he came up a little closer. At his twentieth attempt he saw Athena poke her head over the ledge, most likely trying to see how far down he was.

All she saw was Percy slowly getting closer to pushing the arrow out.

On his twenty-first attempt, Percy was able to get his middle finger to graze the arrowhead. He was able to nudge it a little bit. On his twenty-second attempt, Athena had begun climbing down the side of the building using two spears to support herself. On his twenty-third attempt, he was able to get his middle and ring finger to push the arrow a little more. On attempt twenty-four, he got all five fingers on the arrow and pushed with all the strength in his digits. It was enough. The arrow slid out with a bloody squelch and Percy began his freefall once again.

Athena screamed. Artemis felt the rope go slack, she heard her sister's scream of failure. She knew it was over. She wasn't fast enough. And because she wasn't fast enough, Olympus' hero, no her hero is gone. He's gone to join his fallen brethren in the world below.

A small smile graced Percy's face. Moments before he impacted the ground at terminal velocity, his life flashed before his eyes. His quests, the great prophecies, His and Annabeth's underwater kiss, the deaths of his friends, Bob, Damasen, and his adventure through Tartarus,

his time with the Twelfth Legion, becoming a Titan and Giant slayer, everything. Now it was his time, he would see everyone again and for that, he was happy.

A/n: Umm, hi there. So this is a thing, hope you enjoy it. Chapter two will come out sometime since I don't plan on having an update schedule for this. So just stay tuned and maybe you'll catch it when it comes out in like forty decades. :3