[The episode starts on a lovely day in Royal Woods, where Lincoln and Lynn are walking back home from a tennis match.]

Lynn: Thanks again for coming with me to the match, bro.

Lincoln: No problem. It was about time I got out and experienced outdoor life. Besides, there wasn't much to do at home.

Lynn: Man, that sponge and narwhal will be crying home to their mommies, because of how hard we beat their-

[Then, Lincoln and Lynn see a quarter on the ground. We hear its jingle before]

Lincoln and Lynn: [gasp] Quarter!

Lynn: Jinx!

Lincoln: [Picks up quarter] Yeah, this is indeed my pleasure! [Lynn punches Lincoln in the arm] Hey! [Lynn does another punch to him]

Lynn: I said "jinx," dude! You're jinxed!

Lincoln: Fine! You can have the quarter. Geez. [another punch] Ly-

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[Lynn raises her fist, then, Lincoln quickly covers his mouth.]

Lynn: You know how this works, man. You can't talk when you're jinxed. And when you talk, you're gonna get punched. So keep your mouth shut.

Lincoln: Fine. [another punch] Owww!

[Clock transition to a montage of the game continuing. Lincoln Lynn are playing some video game, and Lincoln succeeds.]

Lincoln: Yes!

[Lynn punches Lincoln once more, and goes back to playing. Cut to a scene with Lincoln and Lynn wearing sunglasses.]

Lynn: Whoa! Look, bro!

[A solar eclipse is occurring.]

Lincoln: That's amazing!

[Another punch. This one sends Lincoln to the ground, but he continues to watch the moon cover the sun entirely.]

Lincoln: So... beautiful. [Another punch] Ow!

[Cut to Lincoln in his bedroom, reading a comic book. Lynn enters with an open box.]

Lynn: Linc, check out what came for you in the mail.

Lincoln: Aw, yeah! [runs over and looks in the box] What is it?

[It's a sucker punch from Lynn, right through the box. Lincoln's utterings continue]

Lincoln: Totally. [punch] Nice. [punch] Come on! [punch] Can you pass the-

[Lynn punches Lincoln again, knocking his bowl of cereal over.]

Lincoln: GWAH! [angrily slams the table, stands up, about to yell something, but catches himself]

Lynn: What? What is it? You can tell me anything, bro.

[Lincoln growls and sits back down.]

Lynn: You know you can just break the jinx just by having someone say your name three times.

[Lincoln seems surprised.]

Lynn: Wait, I didn't tell you that?

[Lincoln's surprise turns to anger.]

Lynn: Hmm, I guess I didn't 'cause everybody knows that. I was wondering why you didn't break it sooner.

[Lincoln runs off.]

Lynn: Better keep your mouth shut, 'cause I'll be listening!

[Cut to an annoyed Lori coming up the stairs.]

Lori: [groans] Can't believe I got beaten out by Carol at the prom again...

[She walks all the way upstairs to see Lincoln near her door.]

Lori: Hey, you stay away from my room, twerp!

[Lincoln, thinking he's found a getaway, runs up to Lori.]

Lincoln: Look, I need-

Lori: No. Stop. Don't say anything. [points to her door] What were you doing near my door?

Lincoln: I just need you-

Lori: What you need? What i need for you is to stay out of my room, or be turned into a human pretzel!

Lincoln: Okay, I won't. I just need you to say my name three- [sees Lynn peeking from the corner of the stairs]

Lori: What? Say your name?

[Lynn raises her fist.]

Lori: Why do you want me to say your name? [notices Lynn] What, what are you looking at? [Sees her and Lynn runs away] That Lynn? [tries to get Lynn's attention] Lynn! Lynn, I'm still waiting on that pedicure!

[Lincoln walks over and opens Lori and Leni's door, getting the former's attention.]

Lori: And what do you think you're doing, Lincoln?!

[Seeing the open door, Lincoln moves closer and closer to the room.]

Lori: Lincoln!

[Lincoln leans further, to the point of his left foot touching the room's floor. Lori then pounces onto him, resulting in a dust cloud. Lincoln is then launched towards his bedroom door, upside down. Lori slams her door closed behind her.]

Lincoln: Lori, wait! Just say my name one more time! [sees Lynn's legs in front of him, and...]

Lynn: [punches Lincoln again] Told ya to keep your mouth shut. [walks off]

[Cut to Leni watching TV in the living room and laughing. Lincoln appears and taps Leni on the shoulder.]

Leni: Oh. Hi, Lincy.

[Lincoln tries to tell Leni that he's jinxed, but he can't talk, so he tries charades.]

Leni: [gasps] Are we playing charades? I love this game!

[Lincoln points to Leni and pats his chest.]

Leni: Siblings till the end!

[She gets it wrong and Lincoln does it again.]

Leni: Oh, dirty boy!

[Lincoln grunts, then points to three of his fingers and pats his chest.]

Leni: Three dirty boys?

[Lincoln grunts and holds up three fingers.]

Leni: Your brain is three times bigger than normal.

[Lincoln gets mad and holds up three fingers and shakes his wrist.]

Leni: No, uh... Three out of three white-haired boys can't read!

[Lincoln groans and Lynn walks up.]

Leni: Oh, Lynn, want to play charades with us?

Lynn: Not if this guy is giving the clues, he blows at this game. Leni is never gonna get it. No offense, Leni.

Leni: Oh, none taken. I agree, he's terrible.

Lincoln: [growls] Shut up! I'm good!

[Lynn punches Lincoln.]

Leni: Oh, he's jinxed!

Lynn: Haha, yes, you got it!

[Lincoln groans and runs to Luna and Luan's room. He opens the door to Luan getting ready for another birthday gig.]

Luan: What do you need, Linc?

[Lincoln grabs a piece of paper, writes on it, and shows her the paper, which says, "I'm jinxed. Say my name 3 times!"]

Luan: You know, for some people, writing is talking, so there's no way of talking yourself out of this one.

[Luan punches Lincoln.]

Lincoln: Agh! Aw, I didn't even say anything.

[Lynn punches Lincoln.]

Lynn: That's what you get for cheating.

Luan: Sounds count too, right?

Lynn: Sounds totally count.

Lincoln: Sounds count?

[Luan and Lynn punch Lincoln with both fists. Lincoln whines and runs away while Lynn and Luan laugh.]

Lynn: Do you wanna follow him?

Luan: Can't. I have a gig to go to.

[Cut to Lincoln running to look for someone to unjinx him.]

Lincoln: Gotta find somebody! Gotta find somebody! [sees Clyde coming the other way and stops] Clyde! You gotta help me, man! You gotta say my name three times!

[Clyde looks at him unhappily, not saying anything.]

Lincoln: I'm jinxed, and Lynn's taking this way too far! You gotta say my name three times!

[Clyde shakes his head 'no'.]

Lincoln: Come on!

[Clyde is still shaking his head 'no'.]

Lincoln: [whining] Why not?

Clyde: Because I'm jinxed, too.

(Ronnie Anne comes out from the bushes and punches Clyde to the ground.]

Ronnie Anne: Aha! No talking while you're jinxed, loser!

Clyde: [weakly] Help...me.

[Ronnie Anne punches Clyde.]

Ronnie Anne: Shut your mouth!

Lincoln: Clyde, Clyde, Clyde!

Ronnie Anne: Hey!

Clyde: [gets up and laughs] Whoo!

Lincoln: Dude, help me back!

Clyde: Oh, right! Lincoln, Lincoln, Lincoln!

Lincoln: Yes!

[Lynn comes out from behind Lincoln and tries to punch Lincoln, but Lincoln blocks her hand, making her fall down.]

Lincoln: Ha! You can't punch me for talking anymore! I got unjinxed!

Lynn: [scoffs] Whatever. [walks off]

[Lincoln follows suit, walking back home with Lynn. On the way back, an ice cream truck passes by.]

Lincoln and Lynn: Ice cream!

Lincoln: Jinx! Haha!

Lynn: Wait, what?

[Lincoln starts punching Lynn.]

Lincoln: No talking while you're jinxed! [grunts repeatedly] How do you like it?! [realizing his punches aren't affecting Lynn] How do...you...like...it...?

Lynn: I feel bad for you that you'll never be able to fully enjoy this game.

(Pause, then Lincoln gets mad and kicks Lynn in the knee, making her eathe in pain.]

Lynn: [during eathing] I'm gonna get you back for this...

THE END