Episode(s): 21

"Let's go!" yelled Chisa as the three children ran into the crowed to find Master Roshi and the rest of their group.

They ran around but had trouble. They managed to stop in a small opening.

"I don't think we'll find Master Roshi anytime soon when all we can see are people pant legs," said an annoyed Krillin. Goku looked around and saw a tall, old, man.

"Hello, sir," said Goku as he looked at the old man with a smile, causing the old man to look at him. "Can you help?"

Within a few seconds, Goku was standing on top of the man's head and looking around.

"Maybe we should have stayed with Yamcha," wondered Chisa out load, Krillin nodded to her in agreement.

"Hey! I found them you guys!" cheered Goku as he got the other two to look at him. The three kids laughed as they went in the direction of their friends.

"Oolong!" yelled Goku, getting everyone's attention. The group turned to look at the kids who were standing next to a wall.

"Goku! You were incredible in there, for real!" said Oolong as he ran up to the children. He and Goku held hands and laughed.

"We were cheering you guys on the entire time!" said Bulma with a smile, making Chisa laugh.

"And I turned into a ladder!" said Oolong.

"That's great!" said Chisa with a laugh.

"Well done kids, well done," said Roshi as he walked up to them. Bulma was glaring at him.

"Thank you," said Goku with a laugh.

"We did it!" said Chisa with a smile and laugh.

"It was just like you said! Just like a dream! But I knew we were going to win the whole time, of course!" said Krillin while he rubbed his head.

"The World Martial Art Tournament will soon begin!" said a man on a megaphone. "If you are one of the eight finalists, please meet in the mail hall, immediately! Thank you!"

"Well, you kids have better run along, then," said Bulma with a fond smile.

"Yeah, guess so," replied Goku. He then turned and jumped over the wall. Once over he jumped to the top to wave at the others. "I'll look for you in the audience!"

"Bye!" said Chisa as she and Krillin followed him.

"Do it for the glory, kids!" said Oolong as the others waved.

~In the Main Hall~

"So, you guys saw Bulma and Puar?" asked Yamcha as he looked at Goku and Chisa who were in front of him.

"Yeah! Oh! And Bulma said hi!" said Goku with a smile.

"What's that smell?" asked Chisa as she covered her nose. Everyone turned to see a large, hairy man, who only wore black tights/underwear and boots walk toward them. Everyone quickly covered their noses, if they weren't already.

"Who's the stink bucket?" asked Krillin once the man passed.

"That's Bacterian. He's got herculean strength, but that come second to his offensive odor. They say he's never taken a bath since the day he was born! His opponents can only fight with one hand because the other one has to be covering their nose. He takes advantage of this to win," said Yamcha.

"That's gross," said Chisa as she held her nose. Goku then walked in front of the group.

"I think I'm gonna pass out!" he said in fear.

"Now, can I have your attention, please. I need you all here at the front!" said a blond-haired man. He was wearing black sunglass and a black suite with a red tie. He also had a clipboard in his hand. The group all walked to the front, only to freak out with Bacterian got to close. "On second thought, mister, why don't you stay in the back."

The man then walked to a board and pointed at it with a stick.

"You'll be drawing lots to determine your opponents and the order of the fight. So, come up when you're called. Let's keep this orderly and civilized, people," said the man as a monk came to stand next to him with a box. He then looked at his clipboard.

"So, your name is Nham?" asked the announcer.

"Nam," said the man who looked like a monk. He went to the box and pulled out a piece of paper. "A five."

"Let's see. I guess that puts you in fight number three," said the announcer as he wrote it down on the board. He then turned back around and looked at his clipboard. "Now, Monster Beast Giran.

Giran was a dinosaur like being. He went and grabbed his paper and showed it. It was number eight, which was fight four.

Bacterian got number one, which was fight one. Yamcha got number four, which made him part of fight three.

"Where's Krillin?" asked the announcer.

"H-here," said Krillin as he walked up to grab his number.

"Can you reach it? Sir?" asked the monk who held the box. He even placed it on the floor so that it was easier to get. Krillin rummaged through the box and smiled when he got a number.

"I got one!" said Krillin as he showed everyone. It was the number two. Everyone looked at Krillin in sympathy.

"Number two? That puts you in fight one against Bacterian!" said the announcer as Krillin freaked out. Bacterian just laughed.

"Next is, what? Gakaya?" said the announcer as he tried to read the writing. "Come on now! Gakaya! We aren't missing anybody."

"Uh, sorry to butt in," said Yamcha as he came up next to the man to read over his shoulder, "but that spells Goku."

"Oh, yeah, how silly of me," said the man with a major blush. "Alright people! Is there anyone in the house named Goku?"

"Me!" said Goku in happiness. He ran to pull a paper and showed it to the man.

"You've pulled number seven so that's the fourth fight," he said as he wrote it down. "Chisa?"

"That's me!" giggled Chisa as she ran to the box. Her happiness caused many people to look at her with smiles. She pulled her paper and showed it to the man with a smile.

"That's number six!" he said with a smile as he wrote it down. "Jackie Chun?"

"Yes," said an old man in a black outfit. He had a mustache and beard as well as silver hair on his head.

"Number three!" he said a she wrote it down. Once done, the announcer turned to everyone. "This will be single elimination in a full regulation sized arena. You lose if you fall outside of the ring, stay down for ten counts or give up. But poking in the eyes or hitting in the private parts are not allowed."

"What parts are private?" asked a confused Goku.

"You know what I mean. It's the things that make us boys."

"But what about me?" asked a confused Chisa, causing the announcer to fall over in shock.

"Okay everyone, I think that's enough questions for now. So just stay here and I will come back when it's time," said the embarrassed man.

"One more thing, where's our lunch?" asked Goku, causing the man to look at him in confusion.

"Don't you think it's a bad idea to eat a meal right before your fight? You might get cramps that way."

"I will eat!" declared Goku. The man just looked at one of his helpers.

"Well, I'm sure we can round up something, don't you think?"

"But of course. Come with me," said the monk to Goku.

"Are you coming too?" asked Goku to Krillin.

"I think I'll pass. I'm to nervous to swallow," replied Krillin.

"I'm not hungry right now, but thanks for asking!" said Chisa with a smile.

~An Hour Later~

"The first match between Bacterian and Krillin will begin momentarily, so don't go to the lemonade stand!" said the announcer. "Before we get things fired up, let me remind you that this year's winner will receive a prize of 500,000 zeni! With that said, let's welcome the esteemed director of the tournament who has a few words of wisdom to start this baby off."

A dog man walked up and took the mic. He looked around and the barked, causing everyone but the announcer to fall over in shock.

"Isn't that profound! Now, for the first match of the tournament! Would the contestants please come down!"

Inside, everyone could hear the cheering of the crowd.

"Just keep punching, Krillin!" said Goku as he made punching movements. "I'm positive you'll win!"

"You got this Krillin!" said Chisa with a smile. Krillin laughed and then ran away.

"Now how are we going to see?" asked a confused Goku.

"Let's climb the wall!" said Chisa.

"Yeah!" said Goku as the two ran off laughing.

Once they got to the wall, the two climb it and leaned over the top. They had to use one hand to cover their noses.

"Psst! Hey!" said Goku, trying to get Krillin's attention. Said boy turned around and smiled at his friends.

"We'll be cheering for you from up here!" said Chisa with a smile.

"Okay, guys! Let's try to keep this nice and clean!" said the announcer. He then looked at Bacterian. "Okay, scratch that, it's clearly not possible. So, uh, just try not to get anything on the audience, okay. Let's get those punches flying!"

A gong went off, singling the start of the match.

"Hello, boy. You come closer," said Bacterian to Krillin.

"He's scary," said Chisa to Goku. Goku looked at her and smiled.

"Don't worry! I won't let him near you!" he said with a smile, causing Chisa to smile back at him.

Bacterian attempted to hit Krillin, only for the small boy to dodge.

"I miss you. Tricky," said Bacterian. "Now, I've got some trickies too!"

"Eww," said Chisa as she watched Bacterian breath out onto Krillin's face.

"And here, try this!" said Bacterian as he dug his hand through his underwear. When he pulled it back out, everyone could see the stench coming from it. He then ran at Krillin. "Smelly Finger!"

Krillin wobbled back and forth, though no one could blame him because of the smell. Krillin then fell.

"And Krillin goes down after he's hit by the Smelly Finger attack!" said the announcer with a face mask. A monk ran up beside him to start the count.

"One! Two! Three!" said the monk as the announcer continued to talk.

"It seems the horrid smell is too much for the little warrior! It's an assault on his senses!"

"Go Krillin!" yelled Goku and Chisa as their friend got up.

Bacterian just laughed and picked the poor boy up. Krillin's face began to turn red.

"You say good-bye!" said Bacterian with a smile, showing off his missing teeth.

"Bacterian has caught his opponent in a terrible choke-hold!" said the announcer. "Krillin's smoothly-shaved head is looking like a cherry! No, wait! A blueberry!"

"Quick, Krillin! Hit his arms away from you!" called out Goku. Krillin did as he was told and managed to land a kick on to Bacterian's face, push the large man back.

"One! Two!" counted the Monk, but Bacterian got up.

"You made me hurt!" said the smelly man as he started to walk toward Krillin. He ended up cornering Krillin at one of the corners.

"Krillin made a strong counter assault! But now he's dangerously close to a ring-out!" said the announcer.

Krillin looked at Bacterian and tried to run in between his legs so that he could get to the other side, only to be sat on by the smelly man.

"Up and down! And up and down!" said Bacterian as he jumped on the poor boy. "Up and down! Up and down! Up and down! Oh!"

Krillin managed to turn around and catch the man's butt in his hands.

"What's this! Krillin seems to have Bacterian by the pant-seat!" said the announcer in shock.

"Here's a surprise!" said Bacterian as he fartted in Krillin's face.

"Oh! What cruelty! Bacterian has resorted to chemical warfare! This could be the end!" said the announcer as Bacterian rubbed his butt on Krillin's face. "Oh, my goodness! How can one person do so many disgusting things?"

"Poor Krillin," said Chisa in disgust as Bacterian then began to step on the boy.

"Bacterian just keeps on stomping! Wow, folks! I've never seen a beating so ruthless! Nd Krillin is too stunned from the body odor to defend himself!"

"I am tricky!" yelled out Bacterian as Krillin laid on the ground.

"One! Two!" said the monk as he began to count.

"Krillin! Krillin! Krillin!" chanted the crowd.

"Five! Six!"

"Come on! It's not over yet!" yelled Goku from his place on the wall next to Chisa. "Chisa look!"

"What?" asked Chisa as she looked at Krillin. She then smiled.

"Krillin! Hey! Focus your mind and you won't smell him! Just think about it!"

"You don't have a nose, remember?" asked Chisa with a grin.

"Nine!" said the monk, only to stop when Krillin got up.

"Hold on, folks! Krillin has stood up! It seems he's caught his second wind after Bacterian's breaking wind! How does this boy do it?"

"Now, my turn!" said Krillin as he got into a fighting stance.

"Okay, stinky not enough for you? Then here's super-special tricky!" said Bacterian as he took a deep breath.

"Oh, my! Could it be? Bacterian is now preparing for his most notorious attack move!" said the announcer in fear. "It's the deep-throated, mucous-filled loogie of death! No opponent has ever withstood it!"

Bacterian launched his attack at Krillin, only for Krillin to dodge at the last moment and sent a kick to Bacterian's face. Bacterian fell on his back and Krillin then ran to him. The boy jumped on the man's stomach, turned his back to him, pulled down his pants, and farted.

"I'm done for," said Bacterian as he passed out.

"What a roller coaster, folks! Krillin has won the round with a come-from-behind knockout!" said the announcer.

"Yeah!" said Goku and Chisa as they jumped down the wall to congratulate their friend. The crowd cheered on.

"We made it! We made it! We made it!" said Goku and Krillin together as they jumped up and down.

"Awesome job, Krillin!" said Chisa with a smile, said boy turned to her with a blush.

"Thanks, Chisa," said Krillin.

"Well! If we learned anything from this match, it's that no matter how used you are to your own stench, you'll always be stunned by someone else's! Now I just hope they can clean up the arena!" said the announcer as several monks came out with cleaning tools to start to try tog et the stench to go away.