Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or the Seven deadly sins or any of the characters... If I did King would be dead ;p

Chapter one

Welcome motherfuckers!

Naruto yawned as he rose up from bed seeing Hinata's cute face was always a treat and remembering their last night he had a big big grin on his face, he was one lucky bastard, Kiba still couldn't get over the fact that he was hitting that, hell even Sasuke sent him jealous glances once in a while, Yup he was lucky...

Naruto laughed for no particular reason, it felt good to do that, the war has ended, kakashi took the Hokage mantle for the time being, everything has been going smoothly and peacefully, he finally had time to train at his own pace, there wasn't any present enemy to dread, no do or die situations, he and many others could finally take it one step at a time.

For the past years he'd been going on mission of his own choosing being a sanin and arguably the strongest person on the planet kakashi gave him his fair share of respect, he occasionally went on missions when he wasn't busy S-rank only, the lower missions were left for the other shinobi, after all even if he did them it would be boring as F. the S-rank missions he had been doing felt like D-rank now... Nothing was a challenge for him except Sasuke and Lee in terms of taijutsu, fighting the others was never satisfying he had to hold back a whole lot, against Lee he could let loose in taijutsu and hold nothing back, Lee went as far as using his 7th gate because of how much fun they were having, he couldn't really fight Sasuke without getting into trouble... the last time they tried to battle mountains fell in the opening clashes, kakashi had to call it off they village was clearly at risk if those two went all out.

So far he had peaked or so Kakashi said, being 20 years now he was supposed to keep improving technically but Kakashi was right there wasn't anything to improve to, As a ninja he was almost perfect in every area leaving genjutsu aside, So he just decided to perfect what he already had at his disposal, so he trained with almost all the Bijuus, the odd one out was Shukaku he refused to teach anyone who wasn't his jinchuriki the secrets of controlling his chakra, although he did activate a small degree of defence for Naruto it had nothing on Gaara's but at least it was something... beggars can't be choosers, so he took what he got, training With Matatabi was really fun, the gaint cat was a great teacher and did wonders to his endurance, he was a master of Hellfire but still wasn't up to jonnin class with regular katon, but it hardly mattered katon was a farcry from Hellfire release, Isobu wasn't much of a teacher and really lazy too, all he could learn perfectly was 'Iron skin' channelling the bijuu's chakra to his topper layer of skin making it as hard as the bijuu's scales, He could breathe underwater now and could use a few powerful water style jutsus... son Goku was his second favorite learning a different fighting style was always welcome and the monkey fist Sarutobi and Roshi used was a very effective and useful kata it took great agility so Naruto had to take his body to it's limits, but learning Larva release was fairly easy he must have had an affinity for fire based styles, he had also tested his skills against the Mei Terumi, even though she was passed her glory days she still had experience to back, but she ended up loosing in her own playing field saying Naruto was a walking Magma, son couldn't be prouder of him and more jealous of Kurama. Learning steam release was an entirely different story Naruto seriously didn't see it as being useful to him so he just learnt a few basic jutsus to increase his advantage when he wants to do things stealthy same for acid release.. He only took a handful of lessons with them, but he enjoyed training and learning from Chomei the most afterall Futon was his main element and chomei was a master in the wind department, after Six whole months of training and commitment with one bijuu Naruto became a man worthy of the title Fuujin, a walking hazard she called him, Gyuoki really taught him how to keep his cool and matured him up a lot, history lessons on all the nations and made him Sai's best friend, he could freely generate loads of ink saving Sai millions of ryo and trips to the store... Kurama didn't need to teach him anything he was already his jinchuriki after all...

Naruto smiled at his previous thoughts and walked towards the kitchen fully expecting to find a stray cup of instant ramen he immediately stops in his tracks and turns round with a kick aimed at the enemy he knew was behind him but he ended up hitting nothing, he narrowed his eyes as he saw no one but was soon covered by a bright with light, his eyes widened as he was unable to escape the white light

"HINATAAAAA!"

Naruto's eyes fluttered open he was about to yawn contentedly but the thoughts of the past events rushed back into his memory, he quickly sprang to his feet and looked around surveying the surrounding, for the second time he turned sharply again launched a kick in the process his attack was blocked by a solid hand the force from the collision splited part of the cliff that he was standing on...

"Naruto it's me... stop attacking" A familiar voice says, even though he wasn't yet visible thanks to the smokes from their clash it was still easy to tell who it was

"Sasuke? What are you doing here? " Naruto said his eyebrows arched up to show his surprise, he set his leg down while Sasuke got off his defensive stance

"I could ask you the same thing Naruto... You always seem to find yourself in trouble..." Sasuke said earning a glare from the jinchuriki

"I thought you were still on the road to wrestlemania" Naruto said

"Road to redemption... what is wrestlemania?" Sasuke said with a flat look

Naruto shrugs carelessly and just ignores the question, His eyes widen as he felt a similar sensation..

"Sasuke behind you!" Naruto shouted with urgency clear in his voice

Booom!

"I don't know who or what you are... but you shouldn't try to hit me from the back... you will find that I have no blind spots" Sasuke said as the dust clears and the glow of purple tells Naruto that he's alright, the toad sage sweat dropped at his words... he was the one who was alert, the enemy literally just caught him by surprise...

When the dust clears completely Sasuke's susanoo is revealed a shining white figure in it's hold

'What the hell is that...' Naruto thought as he couldn't explain what he was seeing

"I didn't expect this but your appearance changes nothing... Now tell me who you are and what you want or I'll have to make you." Sasuke's mangekyou Sharingan glowed as the final words escaped his mouth

The figure starts glowing brighter at a very fast and alarming speed

"Sasuke let it go it could be an attack!" Naruto shouted feeling a sense of danger from whatever the thing was doing

"I'm fortified Naruto... you should be more worried about yourself" Sasuke said his eyes still fixed on the brightening light he had deactivated his Sharingan since he would be rendered useless with it activated at this point

The figure exploded into bright white light Sasuke shielded his eyes so did Naruto as kurama chakra covered him immediately

The light slowly dimmed out of existence

"So it was just light..." Sasuke said, he had felt no impact and his susanoo had taken no damage... "How did it escape I didn't loosen my grip for a second..." Sasuke said more to himself than the orange wearing jinchuriki behind him

Naruto released a sigh of relief "Boy that was a close one... told you to let it go Sasuke, that was so scary..." Naruto said with comical shivers making Sasuke sweat drop, but then his face took a look of seriousness..

"Sasuke have you noticed... I can't sense anyone from the village or any shinobi... I can't sense any chakra accept the one in the surroundings..." Naruto said with a frown

Sasuke nodded he had noticed it as well but he had assumed that they were far from home or civilization but with sensory like Naruto's, if he wasn't sensing anything then it was certain...

"We are not in the same dimension we were once in... " Sasuke said after deactivating hid susanoo

Naruto's frown deepened... "it could be the handy work of Kaguya or..."

"Another Otusuki" Sasuke completed the sentence with a bitter taste in his mouth, kaguya was bad news anything relating or similar to her was the same. "I can't feel any familiar dimensions even with my Rinnegan... I think the only way we could get home is through the way we came"

"The shiny thing... But it escaped and I can find zero readings on it" Naruto said as he glanced around Sasuke noticed for the first time that he was using sage mode

"Then we have to search for clues...

certainly standing here would do us no good, let's go" Sasuke said and began moving ahead of Naruto, the Uzumaki grumbled something about who made him boss but still followed him nonetheless

After walking for hours and finding nothing useful... Hours of Naruto constantly whining about his feet and fawning over everything orange that he saw, the were called to a stop by and explosion not too far from where they were,

"Oh that cliff just got blown up..." Naruto said with a chibi headed flat look

"It was cut... that's some crazy brute strength... let's go check it out" Sasuke said and started moving before Naruto could respond, the uzumaki just sighed and followed after him

A blonde haired boy stood shielding a white haired girl from a massive man who could only be a knight, by the stance the boy took it was obvious that he was planning on attacking the man...

Was he stupid?

"Oi gaki you gotta death wish?!"

The boy girl and knight turned to the direction of the voice, and there stood a 6ft tall young man with blonde low cut hair an orange hoodie and black pants that looked over sized and reached just past his knees. his skin was slightly tan, he had blue oceanic eyes and three whisker marks framing each side of his cheeks... but most noticeably he had a big grin on his face

"And who are you supposed to be?" The knight that was oppressing the pair by the looks of it ask with a calm but serious tone

"I'm Naruto... I would've said nice to meet ya but the condition we met in isn't nice at all wouldn't you agree?" Naruto said his grin disappearing as if it wasn't there

The knight mirrored Naruto's expression and drew his sword back

"Such insolence! to interrupt my judgement and my potential smiting of these cretins! I sentence you to death by accident!... Accidental death by Sword!" The knight roared as he swung his sword with full force aiming at the last Uzumaki

The girl screamed in fear as the boy pulled her behind him

But what they saw they didn't expect...

Naruto stood there unharmed and more surprisingly his skin tone was now dark grey

"What the hell is this!? Why aren't you dead!? You are supposed to die by accident!" The knight prepared to take another swing of his sword

"Sorry but I'm giving only one free trial" Naruto said as he reverted back to his normal skin "You're full of openings"

The sound of a thousand chirping birds penetrated the knight's ears, he looked above at caught a brief glimpse of a descending black haired figure before...

"Chidori"

Sasuke thrusted his favorite attack into the knight's chest slamming him into the ground and creating a sizeable crater, the boy and the girl just watched in surprise

"Hope you didn't accidentally kill him Sasuke" Naruto said as he looked at the grounded and defeated knight who had the funniest expression of surprise on his face

"it would be quiet ironic if I did" Sasuke said "he's alive I didn't hit anything vital... but he'll most likely bleed out if he doesn't get some medical attention" Sasuke said as he intentionally step on the man when he walked past him

"where's Sakura when you need her right?" Naruto said then bent down to examine the potential corpse of the knight... "I'm not a med nin I don't wanna accidentally heal him completely" Naruto murmured then placed a hand over the man's wound channelled a little chakra then stopped to examine the wound again..."Huh looks like my chakra control training has been paying off... I've stopped the bleeding and healed him to a small degree, he's not gonna die today I guess" Naruto said standing up from his crouching position

"So... why was that man trying to kill you and the girl?" Sasuke asked turning his attention to the people he just helped Naruto save

"well it's because... I'm actually the Princess so he wanted to dispose of me" The white haired girl said bowing her head in shame

"Why would he want to kill a Princess?"

"Princess of what?"

Naruto then Sasuke said almost at the same time

"She's the Princess of this kingdom" the blonde boy said answering Sasuke's question

"What kingdom is this?" Naruto asked the boy as soon as he finished answering Sasuke

"What?... ya ain't from around here are ya?, well my whiskered friend this is Liones, she's princess Elizabeth and I'm Meliodas" Meliodas said surprising Elizabeth but not the two young men that stood before him... it was a gamble to confirm his suspicions...

"Nice to meet you Meliodas and Elizabeth, like I said earlier I'm Naruto and this is my friend Sasuke" Naruto says looking down to the sitting Princess and short Meliodas

"You're Meliodas?!" Elizabeth gasped in shock

"You piece of chops! you two totally forgot about me!" A figure screamed as it made it's way out of the ruble... it was revealed to be a pig...

"Awww that's a cute pig and it can talk, tonton couldn't that makes it more adorable" Naruto said with stars as eyes hugging the pig who desperately tried to escape the stranger's grasp

Meliodas silently watches the two strangers lost in his thoughts 'They're also not surprised by Hawk's ability to talk... they don't know who I am, they don't know where they are... But they're are powerful no doubt... That black haired guy has such an air of confidence around him it's like I'm standing in the presence of Merlin... those eyes... they're just screaming danger. I can't wrap my head around it but it feels like I'm looking into an abyss... But he doesn't trouble me as much as that blonde does... on the outlook he seems very nice and friendly he gives off a very nerve calming aura... but looking deeper you can see the hidden demon powers inside him... it seems endless... what kind of insane amount of power is this... I haven't seen anything like it... I haven't-"

"Don't look too deep child my power is infinite" A deep menacing voice suddenly spoke... an eerie snarl followed... Meliodas was about to question himself on where he was when two gaint blood red eyes with a black slit pupil... the eyes glowed in the pitch black surrounding Meliodas found himself in... slowly the darkness was illuminated and there lay a hungry looking enormous nine tailed fox a little steam escaped it's powerful jaws as it opened it's mouth slightly... "Yo"

"Oi kid you can't just see Kurama without my permission that's so rude" Naruto said with a childish frown

Meliodas was taken aback by the sudden change of surroundings... was that all his imagination? but wait... "That's it's name?"

"His. and yes his name is Kurama" Naruto said still holding Hawk and trying to look serious while struggling with the piggy

"What are you guys talking about?! Let me go you freaky blonde!" Hawk screamed as he made attempts to bite Naruto but the blonde was able to avoid his jaws all the time

"Wait did you just say you're Meliodas!" Elizabeth said drawing everyone's attention

"Kinda late for an outburst dontcha think?" Meliodas said with a sweat drop

"If you are the dragon sin Meliodas... then I need your help to save the kingdom of Liones!" Elizabeth said earning an 'eh?' from Meliodas, "I know it sounds crazy but... I need the help of the seven deadly sins as well... My father always told me stories of how the seven deadly sins once protected the king and the kingdom in a whole... Then all of a sudden they just rebelled?. I don't believe it! my father never spoke ill of them either, he only spoke of thier power... my father was killed by the knights that were supposed to protect him... They were the ones who seeked to overthrow the king and destroy Liones! they are the true villains! So please Meliodas-sama I need your help to find all the other deadly sins so I can save my kingdom!" Elizabeth said with teary eyes and plenty determination

"...Well now you say it like that I gotta help you don't I? I also have my reasons to bring the seven deadly sins back together again so Princess I'll help ya" Meliodas said then gave the surprised and happy looking princess a thumbs up

"Well this sounds like an adventure, come Naruto we're leaving" Sasuke said and began walking before receiving a reply again

"Umm Sasuke we literally don't know where anywhere is I think we should stick with em they look like a smart bunch especially this cute lil piggy!" Naruto said as he rubbed his cheek on Hawk much to the pig's annoyance

"You have a point... for once, we'll escort them then, indecent woman, talking pig and midget lead the way" Sasuke said making Elizabeth blush in embarrassment, Hawk get a tick marks that Naruto didn't hesitate to poke and Meliodas turning into a blank faced chibi...

"I ain't a midget..." Meliodas grumbled then got serious after he did, "But before we go I have one question... Who exactly are you people?"

Sasuke's expression doesn't shift "That is none of your concern"

Meliodas nodded then chuckled "As I would expect... people like you wouldn't reveal anything unless they completely have to."

"What do you mean people like me?"

Meliodas shrugs "you will find out if you stick around longer" he helps Elizabeth up then began to walk, he had to quickly pull out his sword and react to a surprise attack from Sasuke

"what a curious sword... it's barely a sword even, but it was still able to withstand a hit from kusanagi... as expected you are not a normal child... that's if you are even a child" Sasuke said making Meliodas smile at the last part.

"I almost didn't react in time... I take it that you're left handed judging from the power behind the swing... I had to use both arms to block it" Meliodas said still crossing blades with Sasuke

"I am one handed and... I gave you all the time in the world to react" Sasuke toke his lone attacking hand back and sheathed kusanagi "We should start moving we have wasted enough time" Meliodas nodded his head in agreement and sheathed his blade as well and began walking with his hands in his pockets Elizabeth immediately followed after Naruto hoisted hawk off the ground and followed after them getting no complaints from the pig, Sasuke followed last so he could keep his eyes on everyone.

"Wow so you own bar" Naruto said as he got on top a table to get a better view of the place

"Yeah... you shouldn't stand on the tables like that though..." Meliodas said with a sweat drop

"This poster has your name on it... they're other names... all seven in total, I see these are the other deadly sins as you call them... your poster looks nothing like you" Sasuke commented from a corner of the bar going through the wanted posters pasted on the wall

"Yup those are the other sins" Meliodas said with a big smile then shrugged dismissively as he said "I dunno why they didn't get our faces right..." He then put both his hands on his waist "You two hungry? lemme getcha something" he disappeared into the kitchen leaving Sasuke to keep on studying the environment, Hawk screaming at Naruto to get off the table and Elizabeth trying to calm the piggy down

"So Princess tell me something..." Sasuke said drawing Elizabeth's attention the white haired beauty turned to face the black haired Uchiha she had both hands cupped together and resting on her lap and her knees touching each other, trying her best to look modest on the stool she sat on... Sasuke deactivated his dojutsu so he wouldn't look too intimidating to the meek looking girl "Are you going to stay half naked in the presence of three men and a perverted pig all day?"

The question almost made Elizabeth have a heart attack, she had totally forgotten the conditions of her clothing it was skin tight and turn all over and Sasuke was right she was the only girl here and a princess at that... they must think so lowly of her now... way to make a first impression, she thought ruefully, all these thoughts went through her head in seconds as she had already jumped off the bench and raced away with the trade mark anime 'eep' to find some decent clothes

"who are you calling a perverted pig!" Hawk showed from the top of Naruto's head who he had managed to get off the table and knock out

"How many pigs are in the room Tonton?" Sasuke said with a halfhearted glance to the pig's direction

"I'm not a pervert you bastard! The pervert is the one making you a meal!"

"I don't know what you just said Tonton but I will do my best to reply... oink oink oink" Sasuke said the last part in a monotone voice, not sparing the fuming Hawk a glance

"What are you oinking for! I can speak English damn it! and my name is Hawk!" The plump pig yelled at the uncaring Uchiha, it's face had already turned red making it's rage visible... not that Sasuke cared either way

"All done!" Meliodas said as he brought in a tray carrying two delicious looking meals "here we are.." he said then placed them on a table he was sure wasn't the one Naruto was goofing off on, speaking of Naruto... why was he unconscious? "Why is Naruto unconscious and lying on the floor?"

"He was getting out of hand, I had to put him down" Hawk said as he kicked the Uzumaki repeatedly, trying to wake him up "What's up with this guy? why won't he just wake up!?"

"That won't work... Hey Naruto ramen time" Sasuke said almost in a whisper but it was enough to make the uzumaki spring to his feet, with a watering mouth and hooded eyes and a blush for some reason

"Where is the ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen... ramen..." Naruto continuously chants like a zombie, this time a bite on the calf from Hawk was enough to wake him "Ouch! oh mama Lucy Hartefilia!" Naruto screamed in pain

"Who's Lucy Hartefilia?" Sasuke asked with an eyebrow arched

"Who?" Naruto abruptly stopped screaming to answer him

"The name you just called... Lucy Hartefilia, who is that?"

"Lucy who?"

"Hartefilia... you just said it now"

Melodias glanced around the room looking for something "Hey where's Elizabeth?"

"No I didn't"

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"You did you said (imitating Naruto's voice) ouch! oh mama Lucy Hartefilia dattebayo!"

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"I don't sound like that dattebayo!"

"Yes you do"

"where's Elizabeth?"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do"

"No I don't!"

"Yes you do"

"You actually do... where's Elizabeth?"

"See even he knows I don't sound like that!7"

"He said you do"

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"Who said I do"

"Meliodas"

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"Who's that?"

"Him"

"Where's Elizabeth?"

"I thought he was Elizabeth"

"No I'm looking for Elizabeth"

"Elizabeth's a girls name"

"Yeah Elizabeth is a girl do you know where she is Sasuke?"

"wait so who's Meliodas?"

"I just told you who that is"

"Where's Meliodas?"

"What?"

"Yeah where's this Melodias?"

"Why are you asking of yourself dumb ass you're Melodias"

"No I'm Naruto"

"Not you Naruto"

"If I'm Melodias then who's Elizabeth"

"I've been asking for so long"

"No you haven't! He has, Melodias has"

"Wait are you Elizabeth?"

"No Melodias I'm not"

"Then who's Elizabeth?"

"I'll do you one better where is Elizabeth?"

"I'll do you one better why is Elizabeth?"

"What the fuck are you three saying?"

"There you are Elizabeth"

"I'm Hawk you blonde retard"

"They're two, which blonde?"

"What's blonde?"

"What?"

"What?"

"Where's Natsu?"

"..."

"..."

Sasuke walks away from the three and takes a seat on the table where his food was.