The camera turns on to show Ruby smiling brightly.

"Hello true believers! Welcome, to another amazing episode of,"

A tongue rolling from behind the camera is heard.

"Ruby's Mystery Corner!" Ruby cheered as she pulled out a rather big poster card with the words Rub's Mystery Corner! in red letters in all caps and black border.

It was obviously printed out from a computer and Ruby's was misspelled. Also, a small underline of yellow with a highlighter was obviously added after print, maybe it was Ruby's way of trying to include Jaune in her own weird, quirky way. Yet still, Ruby held up that sign with a wide smile and a proud attitude.

"Welcome back! Before we begin, I'd like to get to some announcements first! First! Thanks to increased viewership we now have a bigger budget, which means spending is gonna be a lot easier on Jaune's wallet-"

The camera shifted up to show Jaune looking down with a small smirk.

"Thank you guys." He simply said and moved the camera back to a smiling Ruby.

"and thanks to that we were able to buy this," Ruby shook the misspelled title card. "- and this!" Ruby disappeared in a poof of petals and came out of the closet holding a long mirror with a white border.

"Not the mirror, that's Snow-angel's!" Jaune cleared up.

"Nope!" Ruby set the mirror in front of the camera to show Jaune, who was finally out of his cast, holding a professional looking camcorder. "Jaune! Show em' what it can do!"

Jaune wiggled his eyebrows as he zoomed in and out of his face rapidly.

"Are you doing it?!" Ruby hopped up and down at the corner of the screen whenever she showed up.

"Yeah!" Jaune stopped zooming in and out.

"Show them the shake feature!" Ruby got in front of the mirror.

"Already on it!" a red circle showed up on the screen for a second over Ruby and then disappeared. "Ready?"

Ruby nodded.

"Slide to the right!"

Ruby slid but the only thing that seemed to move was the room.

"Slide to the left!"

Ruby slid again and the camera instantly followed her like last time.

"One hop this time!"

Ruby jumped and the camera still followed.

"Cha-cha real smooth!"

Ruby flushed before she quickly shook her hand to signal enough. The circle appeared again and soon disappeared.

"We got a new camera!" Ruby stated the obvious. "Now we can provide better videos than ever before!" Ruby moved the mirror back into the closet and sat back at her desk chair.

"Second thing, a large majority of our viewership are Beacon students so, if anyone finds a paper bag with cutout features of a certain teammate of mine, please contact me."

Jaune pulls the camera up. "We lost Weiss-puppet." He says calmly and points the camera back down to a frowning Ruby.

"Yeah, I could've sworn I left it in the secret area!" Ruby frowns.

"We'll find her, if not we can make a new one." Jaune says from behind the camera.

Ruby sighs. "I know…but who's gonna be the voice of reason now?!"

"I'm right here!" Jaune says from behind the camera.

"That's plan B! I really don't want you to be a Buzzkill on the show!"

Jaune sighed from behind the camera as the sound of paper hitting the ground was heard.

"Those were all the announcements! Finally, on to the Mystery! Today's Mystery: What is in professor Oobleck's coffee!" Ruby pulled out a drawing of a coffee mug with a question mark at the front and Oobleck's cartoony face off to the side.

"It's time to look at the facts! First, we know that Oobleck is always fast, almost close to exceeding my speed but without the need of his Semblance!" Ruby pulled out a drawing of cartoony Oobleck passing a cartoony Ruby while drinking his coffee.

"Fact numbero dos! Oobleck is always drinking his coffee!"

The video cuts to several shots of Oobleck drinking from his thermos.

A voice over of Jaune begins. "He does this every day in class," One in his classroom, mid-speech. "when he has talks with a student," One while he was talking with Jaune. "and even when he's serious and giving students detention." And the last one of him drinking from it as he was scolding Ruby.

"Fact number 3! It's flammable." Ruby continues with a dead stare at the camera.

The camera goes up. "Like legitereally, flammable."

The video cuts to a recording of Ruby in her school uniform making faces at the camera as it tracks her face.

"Now! Young Students!" a jolly voice calls the students to attention. The camera dots and turns to record the man in the middle of the sparring circle. "Students! Today we were lucky enough to get usage of these glorious sparring grounds so we can allow some of our more ranged fighters show their prowess at fighting even bigger foes!" Port began laughing. He then began retelling a story of this or that about his time as a young something or other.

"Psh, yeah I'm sure that has nothing to do with the fact Glynda got sick today and wasn't able to say no." The camera turned to face Yang in her school uniform. "Vomit-boy, you recording?"

The camera shakes a little.

"Make sure that you get my good side!" Yang begins posing, winking, and smiling at the camera.

A sharp movement from the camera and ow from Jaune.

"Hey! We're not done yet! We still have to test out all the features!" Ruby says from off-screen. The camera turns to Ruby.

"Well, why not try them on me?" the camera turns to Yang. "I'm more than willing!" from the corner of the screen Weiss is writing notes on Port's "lecture".

"You can after I'm done!" Ruby says. The camera dots Weiss as it starts zooming in. It zooms in so that Ruby and Yang's argument is now off-screen.

"Ha! How long will that take?!" it zooms in to see Weiss stop for a second, look around.

"As long as I need to!" Weiss pulls out her scroll and texts or something a longing sigh is heard from behind the camera amidst the two girls arguing.

"How about we ask Vomit-boy who he prefers to film? Huh?"

"Fine! Jaune, who do you want to film?" the dot blips and zooms out quick to two sisters, mad at each other and now glaring at the camera.

"I uh…" Jaune was caught off guard.

"AUGH!" a yell comes from behind them and they all turn the camera to see a rather peeved Bartholomew Ooblek at the door entrance with the doors swung wide open. "Port! Good friend of mine! I need a favor from you!" the Doctor spoke in a very sped up way, thankfully it's slowed down in writing format for the audience to understand.

He made his way to the sparring ring.

"Ah! Bart! How are you today?" Port smiled behind his mustache.

The entrance of the teacher seemed to save Jaune from the wrath of the two sisters.

"Not good at all! A paper that I had been working MONTHS on was rejected by my publisher for no apparent reason whatsoever!" Oobleck rapid-fired his words.

Port stood still for a second to process all the words. "That is sad to hear. I know just the remedy! A few seconds against an Ursa always calms me down! Why, just the other day I-"

"Yes! Combatative stimulation! You are a genius Peter!" Oobleck compliments and then takes a sip of his thermos.

"Why I- I know- but I-" Port began to ramble, flustered, as Oobleck walked into the middle of the circle and pushed a button on his thermos, causing it to mecha-shift into a long staff, appearing like a large wand.

"Whoa!" Ruby exclaims from the side, at the sight of the weapon.

"Alright Peter, hit me with your best shot!" Oobleck puts both his hands on his weapon and gets in a stance.

Port smiles from behind his mustache, gets out of the sparring center and pushes a button to release the Grimm from their cages. All at once, 3 Beowolf emerge from three separate cages.

Oobleck smiles as the Grimm charge at him, he swings his staff and a fire wall emerges from the end warning the Grimm off. They snarl and bark from a distance, wary of the professional Huntsman. "Oh come on!" Oobleck says, frustrated. "Fine, I'll go to you!" he charges at the Beowolf straggling off to the side at an amazing speed and summons a fireball to attack it with.

"Whoa!" Ruby, once again, says as she furiously takes notes on the weapon the Doctor uses and all it's uses and possible fighting styles.

Bvvm Bvvm!

A vibration sound is heard from behind the camera, it looks down to show Jaune's scroll has 1 message from a "Snow Angel~".

QUIT. FILMING. ME.

The camera looks over to Weiss who is death glaring the camera. An 'Eep!' is heard as Jaune fumbles to turn it off. The last shot of the fight is Oobleck with a maniacal smile running towards three Beowolf running away from him.

The video cuts back to Ruby.

"So! Other than the fact that Jaune has a creepy crush on Weiss-"

"Hey!"

"We see that whatever is in that cup is enough to give Oobleck a sugar high and an explosive weapon!" Ruby declares.

The feed cuts to Jaune setting up the camera as Jaune and Ruby are sitting at the desk.

"Now onto theory time!" Ruby tapped her two drawings on the desk to straighten them and Jaune picked up his one.

"Alright!" Ruby flips her drawing over, it's upside down but it doesn't look like she notices. "Oobleck is eating DUST!" if you flipped your screen, you'd see a drawing of Oobleck chewing on a dust crystal. "I think Oobleck drinks ground up dust with his coffee, I suggest electricity dust seeing as how at a certain temperature it can ignite!"

Jaune sighs. "Ruby, if Oobleck has somehow mastered the way of cutting dust perfectly into powder, mixing it safely with a hot object, and still not exploded, I think the fact that he's EATING DUST will kill him!"

Ruby shakes her head. "I have it from a reliable source that you can eat dust and still be fine!" Ruby smiles.

"A reliable source?"

"Yeah!" the scene cuts to lunch time as something, most likely a scroll is recording from waist level. It's safe to assume Ruby is recording from her pocket.

Ruby sits down next to white figure. "Hey Weiss, can you eat dust?"

The white figure laughs harshly. "HA! Good one Ruby! Of Course you can eat dust!" the figure says sarcastically.

"Really?" Ruby says excitedly.

"Sure, and I'm the queen of Atlas!" the figure begins laughing once more.

Jump cut back to Ruby and Jaune.

"The queen of Atlas herself said so!" Ruby says, proudly as she puffs her chest out.

Jaune sighs. "My theory is that:" Jaune flips over his drawing, the correct way, and shows the camera. "They're in two separate compartments!" it shows a rough sketch of Oobleck's thermos staff as red lines are coming around a sealed cup inside the tip. "It has nothing to do with the coffee at all and instead draws it's power from Fire Dust. He puts some Aura into the handle, it goes around the cup and fires out!" Jaune looks proud at his theory.

"I guess that could make sense," Ruby looked at the drawing. "But that'd be so hard to maneuver with the liquid weighing and changing the weight distribution of the weapon, it totally doesn't fit Oobleck's quick fighting style!"

Jaune looked at the drawing. "I mean, he might not always fight like that?"

Ruby sighed. "Jaune, Jaune, Jaune." Ruby shook her head disappointed. "Jaune, Jaune, Jauney Jaune. Sweet, naïve Jaune…Of course he's gonna speed fight!" Ruby raised her arms. "Why wouldn't he?! What do you expect him to just stand still and fire Fire Balls from a distance?! That'd be a complete waste of his speed?!"

Jaune recoiled a bit. "Okay! Okay!"

Ruby settled down. "I mean, honestly Jaune, it's like you aren't paying attention at all when we have Team Leader Conferences!" Ruby sat back down with a huff.

Jaune looked guilty. "I remember that stuff! I specifically remember you talking about combat styles. Speed, Buster, Ranged, all that stuff!"

Ruby looked at him suspiciously. "And what beats what?"

"Uhh, Speed beats Buster, Buster beats Ranged, and Ranged beats…Speed?" Jaune asked around the end.

Ruby smiled. "Yes! Correct! But whether or not your theory holds up is something we'll find out later! Now, on to my final theory!" Ruby throws aside the old drawing. "Oobleck eats pure sugar!" the drawing was Oobleck with a white cube in his mouth. "He eats the powder, and since sugar is organic, it is Flammable!"

Jaune recounted all the times he's seen Oobleck "drink" from his thermos. "That much sugar would kill a man!"

"Yes it would, unless! Unless, his semblance somehow allows him to convert sugar into pure energy explaining his speed!" Ruby excitedly said.

Jaune sighed. "So we have three different theories about three different aspects of the weapon? How exactly do we find out the truth?" Jaune looked at Ruby.

Ruby smiled. "Leave it to me."

The scene cuts to Ruby setting up the camera as she seems to be hiding it. "And…there!" Ruby backed up to show Oobleck's classroom. It was completely empty and at the center desk stood Oobleck's thermos. "It took forever to get him away from his drink!" Ruby told the camera. "I don't know how long Weiss'll hold him back!" Ruby used her semblance to rose petal her way to the thermos.

Ruby grabbed the thermos and opened up the top. She pulled out her own cup from her skirt pocket and poured some coffee into the cup. "Dang it!" Ruby's sugar theory was wrong. Ruby was about to take a sip from her cup when a voice came from behind the camera. "Ms. Rose!"

Ruby dropped the cup and the coffee spilt on the ground.

"Ms. Rose, may I have a word. Outside?" Oobleck's calm anger was heard, slightly muffled from behind screen.

Ruby sighed and walked past the camera as the door shut with a slam.

Once again, the room was empty. Then some shuffling was heard. Jaune rolled out from under one of desks. Jaune made his way to the thermos and picked it up.

"Lets see…" he pressed a button and the thermos extended into it's staff form. "Oomph! Ruby's right, liquid would be an issue with weighting!" Jaune looked down the barrel of it. After a minute of staring he smiled, and pushed a button. The thermos seemed to have lifted a bit as the middle part rose. Jaune picked it up and looked at what seemed to be a smaller version of the thermos, but it held liquid. Jaune quickly put the cup back into the staff and pressed the button to put it back into the thermos mode.

Jaune faced the camera with a big smile on his face.

Cutback to RWBY's dorm…

"It had a cup separate from it?!" Ruby looked at the drawing. "Are you sure?"

Jaune, who was holding the camera sighed. "I know what I saw! The cup and the staff feature are two different things, the weapon works without the cup and the cup works without the weapon!"

Ruby looked at the rough sketch once again. "So it had nothing to do with the coffee?!"

The camera moved side to side.

Ruby sighed. "I guess…I'm sorry Jaune, you got it right."

The camera zoomed in on Ruby's face. "I'm sorry what was that? I didn't hit record!" Jaune smugly said.

"I said you were right! But don't be getting cocky on me Vomit-Boy!" Ruby's eyebrows furrowed.

"Yeah, yeah. SO, what did we learn today?"

Ruby reached into her skirt pocket and pulled out a red slip of paper. "Not to mess with teachers' weapons and enter their classrooms without permission."

"and?"

"And that Oobleck's staff actually goes around the cup and has nothing to do with the coffee." Ruby said, begrudgingly.

"And?" Jaune said, smugly.

"And that Jaune was right." Ruby rolled her eyes.

"That's right! Take us out, Ruby!"

Ruby faced the camera and smiled. "That concludes another episode of Ruby's Mystery Corner!! Join us next week as we discuss, what's Beacon's bottom level basement?! Till then, see you later true believers!" Ruby waved at the camera with both her hands as the camera turned off.

It quickly came back on to Ruby holding it.

"Alright, guys, change of plan! Jaune's been acting real shifty lately! He's been going off with Pyrrha somewhere in downtown Vale at the same time every day! Also, Nora and Ren are nowhere to be found on campus during that time! Yet! All of Team JNPR arrive at back to campus at different times!" Ruby looked around.

"Sis, are you still on that?" the camera turned to Yang who was playing a video game against Weiss, and Weiss was clearly losing. "I already told you, they're out on dates!"

Ruby rolled her eyes. "Everyday? At the same time? And they all arrive tired, and at different times? I don't buy it."

"Well if it is a date, I do hope Pyrrha realizes she's making a huge mistake!" Weiss speaks up as she begins turning the tide of war on Yang. "I mean, clearly, Jaune is still hung up on me and Pyrrha can do soo much better." Weiss aggressively taps her scroll's buttons.

"PShh! I don't think Pyrrha has a crush on Jaune!" Ruby laughed but then stopped when no one laughed with her. She turned the camera to show Weiss, Yang, and Blake all looking at her with a "Really?" type of look. "Well, whatever it is, something's fishy and next episode will be a special solo episode of Ruby's Mystery Corner!! Till then' keep Keepin' it Weird Remnant!"

"Augh that's so cheesy!" Yang said offscreen as Ruby looked annoyed at her.

"It's a work in progress!" Ruby huffed as she reached for the record button.