Summary: The tale of Sasuke and Naruto rebuilding their lives after the war, and tripping over each other the entire way.

Note: I always thought that Naruto and Sasuke would have ended up together if Naruto was a heroine rather than a hero. To keep the genin standard of boy-girl-boy, I've decided to make Sakura the second boy of Team 7. I think male!Sakura, with Sakura's more "traditionally feminine" traits, as super interesting and a lot of fun to play around with. Otherwise canon-compliant. :P

Explanation: Every chapter is 100 words, on purpose. My ADHD lifestyle is better suited to daily updates in snippets, rather than lengthier chapters posted over time. Feeling doubtful? These kinds of chapters cut down on the filler, and are great fun to binge-read! Give it a try!

Bruised

Two friends laid side by side under a starry night sky.

Naruto's swollen left eye blocked half of the view, and the touching moment was somewhat disturbed by the blood currently seeping from where her right arm used to be. She couldn't feel the pain, didn't even feel her neck muscles move as she turned her head to face Sasuke.

He stared back at her. Shiny tear tracks lined his bruised face, and Naruto snorted at the sight of them. The bastard.

"Oi, Sasuke," she closed her eyes. She hoped she was smiling. "...you think we're gonna die like this?"

Note: I own nothing. Exactly 100 words.