Just something I came up with yesterday when I got bored.

Hotch shut the door behind Morgan and Prentiss and walked around to stand in front of his desk. He crossed his arms as he observed his agents, who were each sitting, somewhat terrified, but mostly amused, in their respective chairs.

Prentiss bit her thumbnail to keep herself from laughing as she looked over at Morgan, who looked like he was in pain from holding in his laughter.

Hotch leaned over, resting his hands on the top of his desk. "What do you two have to say for yourselves?" He asked.

Morgan tried his best to keep a straight face. "We're sorry?"

Hotch shook his head. "You two are the senior agents on this team. I expect behaviour that shows it when you are in this building, am I clear? Especially when Strauss is here."

"It was a few harmless pranks!" Morgan told him.

"A few harmless pranks?" Hotch asked. "You superglued Reid's desk drawers shut, you replaced Rossi's range weapon with a water pistol, JJ's chair is now in four pieces, and we all know one of you has the screws, and I don't know which one of you did it, I'm assuming both of you, put food colouring in the bathroom soap dispensers." He listed, holding up his bright green hands for them to see.

Morgan and Prentiss both burst out laughing when they saw his green hands.

Hotch found this less funny. "You turned half the agents on this floor green!"

Prentiss bit her lip. "Come on Hotch, it's funny. And it's only food colouring, it comes off." She said.

Hotch sighed and sat down in his chair. "You know I have to punish you, right?"

They both nodded.

"You'll both help Reid get his drawers open, one of you will put JJ's chair back together, and the one that doesn't do the chair will go to custodial and change all the soap in the dispensers on the floor. And if any one of my agents turns green again, you'll both be scrubbing toilets with toothbrushes. Is that understood?" Hotch asked.

Morgan and Prentiss nodded. "Yes sir." They said in unison.

Hotch nodded. "Get to it." He said, pointing toward the door.

Morgan and Prentiss stood up and began to walk toward the door.

"Agents." Hotch called after them.

They turned around.

"The water pistol was great. Rossi's face was priceless." Hotch told them, smiling.

Morgan looked up at Prentiss, surprised, before rushing her out of the office.

As soon as the door shut behind them, Hotch could hear Morgan and Prentiss burst into laughter again, and he let himself have a few moments of laughter before reaching across his desk, laughing a bit harder when his green fingers wrapped around his pen.