Disclaimer: I do not own Yu Yu Hakusho.

KopyKat: Fwee! I'm hyped up for some odd unknown reason. As I am typing this, it is 9:47 our time on January 6th. Not like you really needed to know that, but then you can get an idea of how fast it takes me to type a chapter. I had some bad writer's blocks & I don't think that this chapter will be any exception. Don't worry, I will try to get some good ideas & maybe even have some interesting moments with Hiei. He's fun to play with! Maybe we can get Hiei drunk at the French Quarter or something too. It's a fact that Yusuke would be drunk; he's a bit of a party animal! =^^= I'm supposed to be in bed in 10 minutes, but who really cares about that either? This is getting too long, so I'll shut up now. I just like the sound of the keys when I type fast for some odd unknown reason. Don't ask.

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+Attention passengers, please fasten your safety belt. We will be taking off momentarily,+ the captain says over the loudspeaker.

Everyone follows & Hiei has trouble buckling himself since he's not accustomed to the 'contraption'. He does end up figuring it out though within a few moments, all while Yusuke laughs at him. He gives Yusuke a glare before glancing out of the window as the plane taxis onto the runway.

Yusuke looks over at Hiei, grinning, "Get ready Hiei, we're going to be in for a rough ride for awhile."

On cue, the plane's engines begin roaring & it shoots down the runway. Hiei grips the arms of the seat, leaning on the back of the chair like he was glued to it.

Yusuke looks over at him, "Hiei, look out the window. We'll be leaving from the ground in a few seconds."

The fire demon turns his head & looks out of the window. Just as the plane lifts up off of the ground, he feels like his stomach dropped a bit. Needless to say that this was a very new experience & a very weird one as well.

All four of them look out the windows as they continue ascending into the sky. Hiei's ears begin to pop & Yusuke hands him a stick of chewing gum, "Chew this, it'll help with the popping a bit."

Hiei does as he is told & the popping lessened slightly. He looks out the window for a few minutes before closing his eyes, finally beginning to relax, "This actually isn't too bad."

Yusuke smirks suddenly, "Speaking of bad..."

He leans back, puts his feet on the back of Botan's chair, and begins kicking. The ferrygirl bounces around a bit & then glares back at Yusuke, "Yusuke, would you knock that off? You're acting like a child!"

Yusuke stops for a moment, grins at her, and continues with his kicking torture. Kurama peers around the corner of his seat at Yusuke, giving him a dangerous glare, "Yusuke, stop kicking the back of Botan's chair. You're making my seat vibrate a bit too."

Yusuke sighs & stops, "Fine, but I really needed to get back at her from before."

Hiei looks over at him with a dull gaze, "You're an idiot."

"I know," Yusuke says with a cheesy grin. Hiei rolls his eyes before closing them again, slowly shaking his head.

The rest of the plane ride for the most part was rather *cough* uneventful *cough*. There were a few more little 'moments' between Yusuke & Botan, but there was no bloodshed (thank goodness). During the night flight, Botan slept with her head on Kurama's arm. When he finally got sleepy after reading some interesting columns in a magazine, he put one of the airline's complimentary pillows (small things) on top of Botan's head & lies his head down on it. It was a 'kodak moment'.

Yusuke began nodding off & when he finally slipped into unconsciousness, he accidentally fell over onto Hiei. Hiei growls & shoves Yusuke off of him forcefully, "Get off of me!"

Yusuke instantly wakes up when his head hits the wall & he lets out a small yelp, clutching his head, "Damnit Hiei, it's not like I did it on purpose."

"Well you should be more careful."

"I was SLEEPING!!!"

"So? If you ask me, that still doesn't give you an excuse."

"WHO WAS ASKING YOU?!?!?!"

"Quiet! We have some people trying to sleep!" a stewertess exclaims, glaring at them.

They fall silent & give each other deadly glares instead. Having a peeved off spirit detective sitting next to a peeved fire demon did not bode well. They seemed to stay in that position for nearly an hour before the two of them dozed off.

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+Good morning everyone. We are now arriving in New Orleans (randomly). The temperature is 63 degrees & the weather is beautiful with few clouds. Please fasten your seat belts if you have not already done so & thank you for flying with us.+

Hiei refastens his seat belt with less difficulty this time around while Yusuke mocks the captain.

After landing, they unboard & look around. Oh yes, this place was a LOT different than home. For example, right across from where they exited the boarding ramp was a small bar with merry drunken people, enjoying a game on the television.

They made their way down the semi-crowded hallways to find where the luggage pick-up was. Along the way, they passed at least 3 more bars.

Yusuke grins after passing yet another one, "Oh yeah, I can tell that I'm gonna like it here! Bars around every corner!"

Kurama sighs & shakes his head, "Really Yusuke, is that all you think about?"

"No."

"Shut up, I think the 'luggage pick-up' is this way," Hiei interrupts, pointing at an escalator heading down.

Yusuke blinks, "What? How did you know Hiei? Your jagan eye's THAT good!?"

Hiei rolls his eyes, "It's called 'reading the signs' you idiot. I don't need the jagan for that. You however need a brain."

The two get into yet another argument & it takes both Botan & Kurama to separate them. They actually somehow make it to the baggage pick-up area without any deaths, fortunately.

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Within the next 10 minutes, they were on a bus. Kurama was looking over a map of Louisiana & Hiei glances at the map over his shoulder, "What are you doing Kurama?"

Kurama smiles back at him, "I have to find the stop that we should get off at to get to a car dealer. We do need a mode of transportation here."

The fire demon rolls his eyes a bit before sitting back down, "This 'vacation' just keeps on getting more interesting..."

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At the car dealers....

"Enjoy the rest of your trip!" an employee says after giving Kurama the keys to a mini-van.

Yusuke grins, "C'mon Kurama, fork 'em over! I wanna drive!"

Kurama raises an eyebrow & eyes him questionably, "You can drive? LEGALLY?"

Yusuke nods ecstatically before pulling his wallet out from the back pocket in his jeans. He flips it open & shows him his driver's license, "See?"

Kurama closes his eyes, sighs, and holds the keys out, "Alright, just remember that this is New Orl-"

He isn't able to finish when Yusuke swiftly grabs the keys dangling from Kurama's grasp & is in the driver's seat of the van in a flash.

Both Botan & Hiei look over at Kurama, "Is it safe?"

Kurama shrugs, "Only one way to find out..."

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"YUSUKE! SLOW DOWN!!!" Botan screams only a few minutes later as Yusuke goes speeding down the streets of New Orleans.

Yusuke doesn't seem to hear her as he makes a quick turn onto another street doing 60 (on the turn), causing the two right wheels to lift up. Some teenage boys playing some basketball with the goal on the curb manage to dive out of the way before they were going to be bowled over.

Kurama looks out the rear window & sees the boys standing up, flicking Yusuke off. He smiles nervously (^_^;) before another sharp turn causes him to go colliding into Hiei.

Hiei gives a sharp growl before glaring at Yusuke, baring his teeth, "Detective! Slow this damn thing down before I have to chop that empty head of yours off!"

Yusuke puts on the brakes & everyone was glad that they had put their seat belts on. Stopping so suddenly while doing 85 can really do something to ya...

He looks back at Hiei, "And just what are you planning on chopping my head off with? You left your katana back with turd-face."

Hiei crosses his arms & gives another sharp growl before looking out of the window. Kurama smiles nervously, trying to get his heart back down to normal, "Might I suggest that I do the driving from now on?"

He looks at something in the rear-view mirror before looking out the back window, spotting the boys from before with boards & bats. They were obviously not too happy about nearly getting killed...

"And hurry," he adds, opening the door. The two perform a 'Chinese pit- stop' & Kurama quickly drives off, leaving the boys far behind. Everyone seems to breathe easier now that a madman wasn't behind the wheel anymore.

Yusuke glares out his window, "No fair, I wanted to drive..."

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KopyKat: Sorry for the delay. I've been very busy & haven't really been doing anything on ANY of my fics. Not to mention that I had serious writer's blocks. Since this part of the fic is kinda 'plot-less,' I decided to try & add some humor to spice it up a little. Sorry, these are just extra chapters with details on their little 'trip.' It'll give people a small idea of what it's like around where I live. I'm being truthful, I'm not trying to MAKE New Orleans seem bad. Anywayz, see you people later. Sayonara!