Fun with Con and Lon

Connie and Lonnie are having guys troubles, mostly that most suck, and are lamenting that there are no good one's left. Puk, a past demi-god, was having a good day until he felt their pain and had an Idea. It's been a long time sense Puk had a chance to mess with mortals.

To all who were expecting the Ron/Camille shipfic I'm sorry to say that I'm putting that one on hold for the time being, try as I might I haven't been able to craft a story yet. I have more than a few ideas but nothing that's panned out yet, but I'm working on it as we speak. In addition, with will be a relatively short chapter but that's because this one is mostly just set up for what I have planned later, introducing most of the players for the story as a whole.

Unlike all my other shipfics this one will be multichaptered, mostly because there is more that two to be paired. It's a good story and is going to need more than one chapter to flush everything out.

And as always. Please, Read Review and Enjoy!

Chapter 1; Puk at Play

It was a beautiful day in Middleton as a young man literally danced as he walked. The young man was odd in every sense of the word, a modest 6'1 and loose fitting clothes. He was pale as the moon with one green eye and one blue one, and every lock of his messy hair was different color. This was Puk, and Puk was a god.

Well kind of...

Puk never really liked the title of god, mostly because it came with far too much pageantry for his taste. Besides, even in the past when he was considered a god he was more of a demi-god, working under a "full god" who himself worked under an even greater deity above him. Secretly Puk even thought there might be an even greater deity even above that but he really didn't care to think to mush about that, it wasn't his business anyway.

Never the less Puk, the being of pure mischief, was in a good mood, scratch that he was in a great mood. Every where he went every one seemed to be happy or having fun to some degree. Spotting a cheer squad practicing he couldn't help but form-shift into a female version of himself, jumping in the middle and began a dance routine, the squad following along without ever realizing it.

Jumping back to the street Puk began humming the tune to "Geronimo electric remix" to himself and was about to cross the street but stopped just short as a bright red convertible zipped by, nothing but negative emotions radiating off of it. Frowning slightly Puk crossed his arms as he watched the car drive off.

'That didn't feel good,' Puk thought to himself as he jumped up on a telephone pole and began following the car, 'I wonder what's wrong.' It thankfully didn't take very long before the car pulled into a decent sized house.

Now that the car had finally stopped Puk could see that the driver was a pretty blonde with a very prominent body, her soft green eyes flashing in rage. "Stupid... damn... wasted..." was all that Puk could get from the grumbling girl as she walked into the house.

'Odd...' the thought to himself as he was about to jump down and investigate but stopped just short when he saw the same kind of car, only a dark blue, pull in. Like before a lovely young woman got out, this one taller with chestnut hair and sapphire blue eyes, and just like before she grumbled angrily as she stormed into the same house.

Even as an immortal being that could bend reality itself to his whim Puk was hesitant to go in and mess with both young ladies, never the less he did. Taking the form of a calico plushie Puk jumped onto the living room couch they were both sitting on and listened in... to absolutely nothing.

Both girls were obviously upset about something but seemed to be holding it in for some reason, like neither one wanted to open up out of fear about what the one would think or say. Steeling himself so that he wouldn't audibly groan Puk leaned over to the blonde on and tapped her with his tail.

"Tom is such a jerk!" She screeched as she slammed her hands down on the couch, "All he cares about is my body, and when I told him no he just turns into all hands!"

The brunette look like she was going to say something sarcastic but when she opened her mouth, just after Puk tapped her as well, what came out was, "Ugh I know just what you mean! Jake was just the same way, he loved to hug and cuddle but when ever I tried to have a stimulating conversation with him he would look at me like I was stupid!"

"Was?" the blonde asked, "I thought you two had a date tonight."

"We did," she groaned as she crossed her arms, "until I found out that he was just trying to get me into bed. To make matters worse when I called him out on it I found out he was trying to get us to have a three way!"

"WHAT AN ASSHOLE!" the Blonde snapped, "Like we'd even consider that! What makes him think that he could get away with that crap?"

"I don't know Connie," the brunette said as she held herself, tears leaking out from the corners of her eyes, "I just want to find a man that likes me for my mind and not my chest, is that too much to ask?"

Connie grabbed her sister as she said, "Of course not Lonnie, you have every right to find a man that loves you. Lord knows I want the same thing, a man that looks past by body and sees me."

Puk heard enough and made his way out of the home. 'Love troubles eh?' he thought to himself as he shapeshifted back to himself, "That shouldn't be too difficult, this town is full of men, I'm sure I can find these two a couple of guys each that will satisfy them." With that he happily pranced off.

*THE NEXT DAY*

Puk could not have been in a more foul mood if he still had that Oden guy yelling at him for giving Loki ideas. Having scanned all of Middleton, TWICE, he was quickly coming to the realization that there was no suitable man left in that town. Every man in Middleton was either married or otherwise involved with someone, gay or an utter asshole who was only interested in melons.

'Maybe I should just make a perfect man for them,' he groaned as he lay on a cloud, 'I'm sure Aphrodite has some living clay left somewhere...no, she used that last of it on her husband.

'The main problem is that the perfect man is hard to find, I've only really known these two for all of five minutes so it's not like I can just pick out the perfect man. Maybe I'm going about this the wrong way... I know! I'll just follow one of them tomorrow and see what I can find.' leaning his head back Puk closed his eyes and took a small nap as he thought more about what he could do.

Unbeknown to him at just that moment a two teenagers touched down in front of a nice, elevated home. "Come on Ron it wasn't so bad." Said the red headed teen heroine Kim Possible. Her and her best friend, the blonde headed sidekick Ron Stoppable had just gotten back from a mission, stopping Drakken from attempting to take over Canada again.

"Easy for you to say," Ron said as he pulled off the parachute and rubbed his behind, "you're not the one that Shego used as target practice." Ron gently stretched as he said, "Well I'm heading home, I have a long day of studying to do tomorrow."

Kim crossed her arms and smirked at the boy. "I keep telling you that if you didn't hold off till the last minute all the time you'd be more prepared for tests."

Ron waved as he walked off saying, "And I keep telling you that procrastination is an art form!"