Detective Naomasa Tsukauchi had a pretty normal morning. It started out with a cup of nice, hot coffee, and then everything went downhill.

"So you're saying that you don't have a quirk, but you can use magic? You have to be joking."

He knew his quirk could detect lies. But there was no way that this black-haired, green-eyed foreigner sitting in front of him was telling him the truth. It was just impossible. Nobody could do magic.

"Please, please, please, I have to get back. Cedric," The foreigner started hysterically sobbing, "Oh... My... God... Peter Pettigrew did, I don't even know ohmygod-"

""Hitoshi-san, can you please use your calming quirk on him? Mr. Potter, please, slow down, and repeat your story from the beginning."

Detective Tsukauchi had an urge to bang his head on the table repeatedly. First, this foreigner kept trying to point his stick at him and the entire Police Department, and then he went on a rampage to try and find a cup. Now, he was somehow speaking Japanese even though a minute ago he had been illiterate. Finally, he had been in the interrogation room for over an hour listening to this foreigner's pleading about someone dying and getting back.

The strain from the foreigner's shoulder and he sighed heavily, "So after Cedric and I got the Tri-Wizard Cup, we were both teleported in some graveyard. Peter Pettigrew shot the Killing Curse at Cedric, and I tried to use Cedric's time turner. Except for the PortKey somehow activated and well, here I am."

"Are you aware of this, Mr. Potter?"

Naomasa turned on the television to the latest news channel.

"Can you believe it? A new Hero, Hairy Pottery, debuted today! His quirk seems to be some kind of stun and we've been digging around to try and contact his management! Hairy Pottery took down the infamous Villian Lizardon, who had been terrorizing the sewers-"

"H-Hero?" The foreigner stammered.

"We tried to find a Hero License underneath your name, but nothing had popped up."

"Hero L-License?"

"Exactly. Because of that, you are now labeled as a Vigilante. Harry Potter, you are hereby arrested by-"

The foreigner stared at him in horror. Even Hitoshi's quirk couldn't suppress the feelings of distress the feelings emitted by the poor guy.

"Wait no, bloody hell, I'm not even an adult yet!"

Everything screeched to a halt.

"I'm f-fourteen!"

Naomasa's pen fell.

"Now you mention it... You do look like a pubescent teenager. Do you have any guardians?"

"I told you again! I don't even know how I ended up in Japan! I'm from Britain!"

Was this kid from the mental ward?

"And how did you get here?" Detective Tsukachi had to tread carefully, "By a Portkey, you said?"

"Yeah! They teleport you when you touch them."

"And you're a wizard."

"Exactly!"

"Alright, I think I'm going to diagnose you and send you to the Hospital to get a Pysch- I mean, mental health checked."

"I swear I'm not crazy! Wait, hand me my wand, I'll prove it to you!"

Naomasa's eye twitched but he beckoned towards Hitoshi. He uncuffed the young boy's hands and Hitoshi handed him the carved stick. With every passing second, he was sure that this young boy in front of him was insane. Magic was insane.

"Look, I'll show you! Accio pen."

The pen flew into the boy's grasp. Naomasa raised an eyebrow.

"Two quirks: Telekinesis and Stunning. Maybe that's what's making you-"

Harry groaned in frustration, "Lumos!"

Uneasy shifting. Two quirks were heard of, but three?

"Maybe you just have three-"

"Expecto Patronum!"

A bright, silver wispy stag appeared in front of them. It circled around them four times, galloping in and out of the interrogation room walls like it wasn't there. The other officers watching outside paled.

"F-Four quirks?" Naomasa tried uneasily.

"Aguamenti!"

Water shot from the tip of the frustrated foreigner's wand. It sprayed Naomasa from head to toe, but he couldn't bring himself to be mad. There was no way that this kid had more than four quirks unless he was All for One.

No way.

This kid in front of him had to be All for One.

"What. The. Hell."

"According to an anonymous tip, we received a note that Hairy Pottery is, in fact, Harry Potter, a 14-year-old Villian. More details are yet to be released.